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Historia
February 28th, 2018, 02:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJfU5_wKo7Q

this dub is nice

i really like how the casts are becoming filled more and more with newer talents

the god of world-0
February 28th, 2018, 06:02 AM
Until they finnaly evolve and take over the world.
They alredy started their domination of the human race

Walnut Sparks
February 28th, 2018, 07:36 AM
Probably at this point, the answer is most likely "no"....

I'm thinking it's more like, "I don't actually know anything about our products."

Bird of Hermes
February 28th, 2018, 07:58 AM
What is up,
My sleeping schedule is fucked,
I'm blocked in with snow,
With nowhere to go.

Shiki
February 28th, 2018, 10:58 AM
kancolle, the browser game that keeps eating at sanity of aspiring admirals

SpoonyViking
February 28th, 2018, 11:40 AM
I love some of my students, but some deserve a lynching mob.

Mooncake
February 28th, 2018, 12:24 PM
oh

the god of world-0
February 28th, 2018, 03:40 PM
My window is shaking from the wind non stop for the last 3 to 4 hours
i am so annoyed that i am considering demolishing the house.

Bird of Hermes
February 28th, 2018, 04:04 PM
I love some of my students, but some deserve a lynching mob.
I’d say ‘are they that bad’ but I have a few family members who are teachers and I know some can be a nightmare.

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My window is shaking from the wind non stop for the last 3 to 4 hours
i am so annoyed that i am considering demolishing the house.
Wouldn’t recommend it

Zurvan
February 28th, 2018, 04:57 PM
I’d say ‘are they that bad’ but I have a few family members who are teachers and I know some can be a nightmare.

Teachers amirite

hayate
February 28th, 2018, 05:37 PM
Yep...

My pay is not really up to standards...

It's worse than a security guard's salary.

I found out yesterday that I only earn 1 dollar per hour for my duties in the mobile clinic's annual physical examination.

And it's taxed when our law says it's forbidden, but private companies always had the excuse of being private, and reliever nurses get the axe on taxes.

Can somebody run me the numbers of a salary of an average nurse on that kind of job?

the god of world-0
February 28th, 2018, 05:38 PM
Wouldn’t recommend it

too late.

Mooncake
February 28th, 2018, 11:36 PM
Damn, life has recently been a non-stop "Own Moony 2018" simulator

I have Under-Night and Doom though so I'm still on top

and monster hunter

eventually...

Historia
March 1st, 2018, 12:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

the god of world-0
March 1st, 2018, 04:54 PM
I can take "Dance through the danger" out of my head.

I3uster
March 2nd, 2018, 11:18 AM
at polish speaking doctor

she calls out "nowak" as next patient, 3 people look at each other confused before she adds a first name

Mcjon01
March 2nd, 2018, 11:26 AM
Cool, I've finally reached the terminal stage of my relationship with Korean Coworker wherein she spends all night telling me how sad she is she accidentally dumped her boyfriend, I tell her he was an asshole anyway, and they get back together next week

The great wheel turns

I3uster
March 2nd, 2018, 11:30 AM
S T A Y A W A Y

Spinach
March 2nd, 2018, 11:33 AM
Alright Mcjon fun's over just stop

Snow
March 2nd, 2018, 11:38 AM
it's time to hajima

Dullahan
March 2nd, 2018, 11:39 AM
imagine being so mad at decades of brutal japanese occupation that you steal their word for 'start' and make it mean 'stop' instead

Mcjon01
March 2nd, 2018, 11:48 AM
Alright Mcjon fun's over just stop
Joke’s on you I’ve already made up an intricate web of false relationships and life experiences to make it seem like I’m a real human being it’s too late to back down now
I’m riding this train off the rails

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imagine being so mad at decades of brutal japanese occupation that you steal their word for 'start' and make it mean 'stop' instead
Certainly threw me for a loop

Spinach
March 2nd, 2018, 11:48 AM
Mcjon it's okay, you can stop

Don't go any further ;_;

Dullahan
March 2nd, 2018, 11:50 AM
you're like one of those people who pretends to talk on their cellphone to make it look like they're important, except instead of a cellphone it's your entire life

Zurvan
March 2nd, 2018, 11:50 AM
This ride never ends
but you know that getting on, didn't you mcjon

Snow
March 2nd, 2018, 11:50 AM
A quality episode of Linguistic Adventures happened the other day when I google translated the name of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rllzZICrt_c
men-dokusai

I was so proud of myself

Mcjon01
March 2nd, 2018, 12:01 PM
Mcjon it's okay, you can stop

Don't go any further ;_;
But it’s just getting to the good part, and if I stop I’m just going to fall into the same routine with another girl six months from now anyway.

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you're like one of those people who pretends to talk on their cellphone to make it look like they're important, except instead of a cellphone it's your entire life
Well, I don’t have a rebuttal.

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I just like having somebody to talk to tbh, Japan is very lonely

Spinach
March 2nd, 2018, 12:13 PM
Mcjon if you get me the JET hookup I'll come keep you company

Historia
March 2nd, 2018, 03:54 PM
sending positive energy your way

hayate
March 2nd, 2018, 09:34 PM
Cool, I've finally reached the terminal stage of my relationship with Korean Coworker wherein she spends all night telling me how sad she is she accidentally dumped her boyfriend, I tell her he was an asshole anyway, and they get back together next week

The great wheel turns

Living the dorama life, I see.

Well, as for me, it's time for me to get really serious and embark on a workplace change.

the god of world-0
March 2nd, 2018, 09:41 PM
Good luck!

hayate
March 2nd, 2018, 09:48 PM
Good luck!

Thanks.

Me earning 1 dollar per hour and is taxed is the last straw.

I'm really neck deep in my debt and I need an actual job that can sustain it.

SeiKeo
March 2nd, 2018, 09:50 PM
ron paul

GundamFSN
March 2nd, 2018, 10:58 PM
Cool, I've finally reached the terminal stage of my relationship with Korean Coworker wherein she spends all night telling me how sad she is she accidentally dumped her boyfriend, I tell her he was an asshole anyway, and they get back together next week

The great wheel turns

https://i.imgur.com/rvuT9MB.png
https://i.imgur.com/NQH3Yjy.png

My deep condolence to McJon. And I just read that this week too. Double the feels.

Mcjon01
March 2nd, 2018, 11:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rvuT9MB.png
https://i.imgur.com/NQH3Yjy.png

My deep condolence to McJon. And I just read that this week too. Double the feels.
I read that too but unfortunately I’m too petty to be the “you can make it work, ganbatte!” guy and just said he sounds like a self-absorbed shithead and that she should forget about him and go out with me instead
Probably, too blunt

the god of world-0
March 2nd, 2018, 11:36 PM
You think? I dont see whats wrong. Honestly, i think i could use i little more of an attitude like that.

LJ3
March 2nd, 2018, 11:43 PM
There should be a movie made about this

the god of world-0
March 2nd, 2018, 11:44 PM
I mean, i thought she just set things on fire, now i know that she sets on fire by really a complicated and chunni way.
To be fair, it's nasu, i should have seen it coming

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Opss wrong threed

Arashi_Leonhart
March 3rd, 2018, 12:56 AM
I read that too but unfortunately I’m too petty to be the “you can make it work, ganbatte!” guy and just said he sounds like a self-absorbed shithead and that she should forget about him and go out with me instead
Probably, too blunt

well yes that is not the way to have rebound sex

Mcjon01
March 3rd, 2018, 01:36 AM
It’s a good thing I don’t know how to do that anyway since even if I did I would’ve been cockblocked by work

Shiki
March 3rd, 2018, 04:09 AM
someone will come for you... probably

GundamFSN
March 3rd, 2018, 04:20 AM
I read that too but unfortunately I’m too petty to be the “you can make it work, ganbatte!” guy and just said he sounds like a self-absorbed shithead and that she should forget about him and go out with me instead
Probably, too blunt

Despite reaching for different answer the future refused to change(?)

No way out of the spiral.

Snow
March 3rd, 2018, 06:16 AM
Honestly I'd move to Japan if I could live on Okinawa. It looks like home, but Japanese.

canaki
March 3rd, 2018, 06:29 AM
I always think Okinawa must be terrible to live in, with all the typhoons that keep on coming each summer, the tales of having no anime airings and being dependent on streams, and the dialect being more like an entirely different language than anywhere else.

Snow
March 3rd, 2018, 06:30 AM
Sounds exactly like home tbh.

Laserman
March 3rd, 2018, 10:49 AM
I ordered my new earphones, they should be here by Monday.

Historia
March 3rd, 2018, 12:59 PM
My new torture device should arrive by Monday, as well.

the god of world-0
March 3rd, 2018, 01:09 PM
Gally, you are scarying me.

Five_X
March 3rd, 2018, 01:48 PM
My new torture device should arrive by Monday, as well.

Condolences on having to get a new cellphone.

I3uster
March 3rd, 2018, 05:06 PM
current status of sickness: breathing in and out sounds like im taking a bong hit

Arashi_Leonhart
March 3rd, 2018, 05:10 PM
intimately familiar with the sounds of a bong eh?

I3uster
March 3rd, 2018, 05:22 PM
yes from all the addiction prevention videos i watch

Arashi_Leonhart
March 3rd, 2018, 05:25 PM
smart

I3uster
March 3rd, 2018, 05:26 PM
thanks dad

Five_X
March 3rd, 2018, 07:37 PM
current status of sickness: breathing in and out sounds like im taking a bong hit

This is the price of studying hard!

Mattias
March 3rd, 2018, 07:46 PM
I wish drinking away your troubles actually worked. But tomorrow work will still be shit and I'll be hungover.

Snow
March 3rd, 2018, 07:59 PM
No context
https://i.imgur.com/evqPAQ7.jpg

Saiga
March 3rd, 2018, 08:04 PM
what a great jumper

Snow
March 3rd, 2018, 08:22 PM
I identify with it on a deep personal level.

Laserman
March 4th, 2018, 02:43 AM
My new torture device should arrive by Monday, as well.
That's an amazing nickname for it. Seriously.

mAc Chaos
March 4th, 2018, 02:45 AM
wise fwom yo gwave

Historia
March 4th, 2018, 05:43 AM
He nwever slweeps. He nwever dies.

I3uster
March 4th, 2018, 02:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTpEyL8k6Ag

LILA SCHEINE

GOLDKETTEN

DICKA GRÖßENWAAAAAAHN

Historia
March 5th, 2018, 02:43 AM
i raise you a catchy mashup,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvH3zg5pYOY

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 10:54 AM
So I thought I was going in to do a test recording for the prefectural high schools but it turns out I was actually going in to record the actual English listening test questions that they'll administer to every first and second year high school student in the entire prefecture this April

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:03 AM
mcjon is my afternoon soap

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 11:26 AM
Haha just kidding, that was a decoy post so I could slip this K-girl post in under the radar; we spent the evening together again and on the way home she said she was cold because her heart is cold and I asked what I could do to warm it up and she said "Be my boyfriend"

The voice recording thing really happened though, don't worry

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:29 AM
thats cute, allow me to quote a romantic song for the occassion

ONWARD ONWARD INTO RUIN (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x281ip)

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 11:30 AM
Didn't she get back with her ex in the last episode? I'm confused.

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:31 AM
i thought shes still attached to her ex and started crying about it but hes a cheater so she doesnt

canaki
March 5th, 2018, 11:33 AM
So I thought I was going in to do a test recording for the prefectural high schools but it turns out I was actually going in to record the actual English listening test questions that they'll administer to every first and second year high school student in the entire prefecture this April
I'm very envious of your students. I wish my school had proper English speaking people record listening tests instead of just having the teachers do it. They should be very grateful they don't have to suffer through Engrish.

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 11:36 AM
No, that's just what I assume will happen. It was the episode preview.

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i thought shes still attached to her ex and started crying about it but hes a cheater so she doesnt
The one with the cheating ex is the Chinese girl, and she didn't start crying because she started puking instead and now she doesn't drink.
The Korean girl's ex was just emotionally unavailable and when she told him she thought they should take a break he called her a bitch and they haven't talked since.

Zurvan
March 5th, 2018, 11:38 AM
Reading this I'm reconsidering dating again

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 11:40 AM
I'm very envious of your students. I wish my school had proper English speaking people record listening tests instead of just having the teachers do it. They should be very grateful they don't have to suffer through Engrish.

It was fun, I got to go to a proper recording studio and everything.

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:42 AM
The one with the cheating ex is the Chinese girl, and she didn't start crying because she started puking instead and now she doesn't drink.
The Korean girl's ex was just emotionally unavailable and when she told him she thought they should take a break he called her a bitch and they haven't talked since.

This still sounds like you are a stopgap measure.

i mean i know how futile it is to tell a person in this situation that but rethink this, once there is some way for it to be resolved that involves cutting you out it will happen and when that happens youre gonna wish being a numb disaffected neet was back

never engage with someone who obviously wants someone else with you just being conveniently around when they made ur girl mad

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 11:44 AM
I can't believe buster is right

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 11:45 AM
Okay, but
One problem,
She's LITERALLY the only person in the country that is unfettered by Japanese manners and will actually correct my Japanese when I make mistakes, so
No K-girl = No Japanese progress

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:45 AM
ouch

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 11:47 AM
just murder your feelings man, ez

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 11:49 AM
Okay, but
One problem,
She's LITERALLY the only person in the country that is unfettered by Japanese manners and will actually correct my Japanese when I make mistakes, so
No K-girl = No Japanese progress
Then tell her she needs to figure her shit out and until then fwiends.

You won't get what you want out of this if you're a bandaid for her not being with the guy she actually wants.

Like maybe after there's a lot more grass over it you can actually seriously make something out of this but do not let neet depression and cuteness turn off your brain and do Fast Things.

how long do you know her now anyway

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 11:57 AM
Alternatively, hook her up with me. I'm wild and sexy.

Strife ❤️
March 5th, 2018, 11:59 AM
Somethings fucked up when buster is telling you to just be friends with a girl

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 12:00 PM
Six and a half months, give or take? I'm tied with her secret ex.

Historia
March 5th, 2018, 12:08 PM
Buster is giving some good advice.

Plz rename Random Thoughts to Mcjon's Corner.

Or, you know, I3uster Rhymes.

SpoonyViking
March 5th, 2018, 12:28 PM
Or, you know, I3uster Rhymes.

Mods, Tobias is sockpuppeting again. :-P

Nikiri
March 5th, 2018, 12:30 PM
one more step and mcjon will become a seiyuu

Historia
March 5th, 2018, 12:35 PM
Time for more music before I leave on my journey:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UpxpV9ua8I

the god of world-0
March 5th, 2018, 01:32 PM
I finaly got to know the gender of my child, its a girl.
Now i can start colecting sugestions on what name give to her, because if i leave to my girfriend, she will problably be named "child" to be memory efficient.

SeiKeo
March 5th, 2018, 01:41 PM
Altria

Walnut Sparks
March 5th, 2018, 02:01 PM
Galadriel.

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 02:03 PM
shovemeinalocker

trying to keep up with the previous suggestions

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 02:03 PM
Where you live plays a significant part in how much your child will hate you in the future for giving them a weeb ass name.

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 02:04 PM
i would name my child natalya and only at her 18th birthday reveal she got named after a minor diablo 2 npc

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 02:06 PM
I was named after a bridge how bad can it be

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 02:06 PM
my dad threw a dart at a list of persian emperors

...ok this was a joke but now that i think about it he might literally have

R.Lock
March 5th, 2018, 02:17 PM
My groupmate's name is Darius.

It is not a common name around here, so I have no idea what his parents were inspired by.

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 02:20 PM
tell him he has the best name

Zurvan
March 5th, 2018, 02:20 PM
Its quite close to a certain someone

R.Lock
March 5th, 2018, 02:24 PM
tell him he has the best name
The best thing is that my name is also an emperor's name.

No one in the group made the connection, tho.

Snow
March 5th, 2018, 02:24 PM
FUCK IT I'm just gonna give in and rewatch the black rose arc, alternatively known as BRA

Laserman
March 5th, 2018, 02:41 PM
I have gotten my earphones and they work perfectly.

Walnut Sparks
March 5th, 2018, 02:53 PM
Give her a normal-sounding first name and then a nice selection (say, three) of middle names, but only on her birth certificate. Then you can use the first one for school records, and she can use the others as she likes.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 5th, 2018, 02:58 PM
she said she was cold because her heart is cold and I asked what I could do to warm it up and she said "Be my boyfriend"

see everyone I told you that Marie Antoinette thing about cold was true

Five_X
March 5th, 2018, 05:24 PM
my dad threw a dart at a list of persian emperors

...ok this was a joke but now that i think about it he might literally have

My Austrian bestie, Shapuro...

Mooncake
March 5th, 2018, 06:20 PM
I finaly got to know the gender of my child, its a girl.
Now i can start colecting sugestions on what name give to her, because if i leave to my girfriend, she will problably be named "child" to be memory efficient.

Elizabeth

the god of world-0
March 5th, 2018, 06:45 PM
Guys, she is shooting down all my susgestions
and when i said that i wanted or child to have a cool name she said that"well, you have a cool name, it did not make much diffence, did it?"
she is so mean.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 5th, 2018, 06:47 PM
names are overrated, titles are where its at

Spinach
March 5th, 2018, 06:58 PM
Name her after me.

Zurvan
March 5th, 2018, 06:58 PM
Jonathan Ryan Spinach Meme-man

is perhaps a weird name, no?

I3uster
March 5th, 2018, 06:59 PM
at least its gender neutral

Zurvan
March 5th, 2018, 07:02 PM
Spincess

*nods approvingly

the god of world-0
March 5th, 2018, 07:13 PM
Okay, i shall name my daughter Lady Spinach of Spinachland.
I am preatty sure her mother will agree with me.

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She did not agree with me.

Mcjon01
March 5th, 2018, 07:30 PM
Name her Child One

Mooncake
March 5th, 2018, 08:00 PM
Name her Child Two

Leave her guessing

Mattias
March 5th, 2018, 09:01 PM
names are overrated, titles are where its at

Duke is both a name and a title.

SpoonyViking
March 5th, 2018, 09:38 PM
Call her the Doctor.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 5th, 2018, 10:05 PM
Duke is both a name and a title.

So is Earl, Prince, and Baron

Rafflesiac
March 5th, 2018, 11:03 PM
Spawn McSpawnyface

Sunara
March 6th, 2018, 01:46 AM
Leeta but pronounce it Rita?

Go through your list of fave shows, games, characters & find the best ones...?

I already know what I want to name the children I'm never gonna have.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 6th, 2018, 02:52 AM
look while I wouldn't want to dash one's hopes of naming things after their favorite fictional characters or with standout nonstandard names, lets just say I also would never forgive the parent that deliberately sets up easy bullying, high expectations, or the sort of thing you snicker over when an athlete introduces themselves before the big televised game


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, you didn't keep that two point conversion during the NFC championship game that helped send the Seahawks to the Super Bowl again, Ha Ha

Dullahan
March 6th, 2018, 03:17 AM
throw dart at list of popes' names, it worked for my parents

Saiga
March 6th, 2018, 03:46 AM
damn it mcjon if you don't go for the obviously terrible ideas then i can't live vicariously through you anymore

Seika
March 6th, 2018, 04:09 AM
throw dart at list of popes' names, it worked for my parentsAh, a Rees-Mogg.

"Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher"

mAc Chaos
March 6th, 2018, 04:50 AM
Are you happy now, Left.

Mcjon01
March 6th, 2018, 06:01 AM
damn it mcjon if you don't go for the obviously terrible ideas then i can't live vicariously through you anymore
Okay, throw me an obviously terrible idea and I’ll go for it just for you

Saiga
March 6th, 2018, 07:30 AM
be honest n true to urself

SpoonyViking
March 6th, 2018, 09:27 AM
I’d say ‘are they that bad’ but I have a few family members who are teachers and I know some can be a nightmare.

You know, I was probably too harsh on them. I mean, don't get me wrong, they still deserve a bloody good spanking, but the ones who really should be lynched are their parents. Frakking enablers.

the god of world-0
March 6th, 2018, 10:19 AM
You know, I was probably too harsh on them. I mean, don't get me wrong, they still deserve a bloody good spanking, but the ones who really should be lynched are their parents. Frakking enablers.

That does make me a little anxious for the future.
I better raise the little daenerys right.

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Wow, i made a joke, butler it turns out my girlfriend is not that against the name "Daenerys", what a surprise.

Snow
March 6th, 2018, 10:26 AM
Please rethink that concept.

Dullahan
March 6th, 2018, 10:30 AM
don't name children at all tbh

raise them with the expectation that at age 20 they'll have to ritualistically kill you and claim yours for themselves

Walnut Sparks
March 6th, 2018, 10:42 AM
How does someone get past elementary school in America without learning that "were" doesn't have an H in it?

Mcjon01
March 6th, 2018, 10:47 AM
How does someone get past elementary school in America without learning that "were" doesn't have an H in it?

A gif of Nathan Fillion as Castle raising his hand to object, but ultimately falling silent, dumbfounded

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Oh no fun you fixed it

the god of world-0
March 6th, 2018, 12:19 PM
don't name children at all tbh

raise them with the expectation that at age 20 they'll have to ritualistically kill you and claim yours for themselves

that does not sound efficient.

Dullahan
March 6th, 2018, 12:20 PM
what value is a name not earned by blood

Historia
March 6th, 2018, 12:49 PM
Arya

Walnut Sparks
March 6th, 2018, 03:55 PM
Oh no fun you fixed it

What, you didn't think I would?

Fun fact: Once you have been a copy editor, it is psychologically impossible to stop, even when no one's paying you to be one anymore.

LegalLoliLover
March 6th, 2018, 07:29 PM
Just Monika on This Chair.

hayate
March 6th, 2018, 08:29 PM
Just Monika on This Chair.

Thanks man, now I have to relive the horrors of that literature club.

And congrats on the name. Now he has a daughter named after the awesome Game of Thrones character.

LegalLoliLover
March 6th, 2018, 08:57 PM
As a member of a TM forum, I would imagine that you get my second reference?

Snow
March 6th, 2018, 09:05 PM
I'm sure she'll shit a lot, just like Daenerys.

LegalLoliLover
March 6th, 2018, 09:12 PM
Thanks man, now I have to relive the horrors of that literature club.
Oh, come now. You didn't expect girl without route to be best girl? I'd like to introduce you to a German witch, a German homunculus, and a Japanese vampire.

Historia
March 7th, 2018, 01:19 AM
This is nice,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wHQN4HXAto

hayate
March 7th, 2018, 01:28 AM
Oh, come now. You didn't expect girl without route to be best girl?

I did, it's just that she did not go through proper channels just like the game in Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki kun, where they unlocked the route of the one guiding the protagonist.

Or those developers did not know about embedding codes to have her route at the ready when someone tries to access it. Worse of all, they embedded souls to those characters to let them experience the feeling of being shut down along with the program. =.=

I mean, who the heck thought that embedding awareness in those characters every time they are being shut down is a good idea?

Also, inversion? Yep, definitely not happening.

In other news, I would like to know where this manga pic is from...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXmHDf8VAAIw_5T.jpg

I just need it for reference.

Shiki
March 7th, 2018, 09:55 AM
how about Ciel or Arcueid? Honestly these two names is good for females

Spinach
March 7th, 2018, 09:59 AM
Where's the new Mcjon k-drama episode

Nikiri
March 7th, 2018, 10:00 AM
it takes time to translate and make subs

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 10:06 AM
how about Ciel or Arcueid? Honestly these two names is good for females

Are you okay?

Mcjon01
March 7th, 2018, 10:54 AM
Where's the new Mcjon k-drama episode

It's a filler episode, I took her to go see Black Panther and now she keeps trying to speak English with a Wakandan accent

Spinach
March 7th, 2018, 11:12 AM
If you're gonna subject me to filler at least make it a beach episode

Mcjon01
March 7th, 2018, 11:15 AM
It's COLD

Strife ❤️
March 7th, 2018, 11:29 AM
So did you warm her heart?

Zurvan
March 7th, 2018, 11:33 AM
the studio lacks funding, please bear with us while for a while longer

Mcjon01
March 7th, 2018, 11:44 AM
So did you warm her heart?

The show is going to end on a cliffhanger with no plans to renew it for a second season

Strife ❤️
March 7th, 2018, 11:45 AM
Useless

Mooncake
March 7th, 2018, 11:50 AM
For the best

Mcjon01
March 7th, 2018, 12:17 PM
I mean she keeps joking about living in my house after she gets evicted but that's just normal bantz between pals

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 12:29 PM
WEE WOO 위험해

I3uster
March 7th, 2018, 03:18 PM
i dont understand seeing movie reception from people talking about there "finally being an uplifting and sincere movie in pop culture" or whatever we havent had an edgy dreary pop culture phenomenon in like 10 years its all just "uplifting and sincere" now

this is the line used for every single marvel movie help me

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 03:20 PM
Marvel can go suck my above average endowment

DC too

I3uster
March 7th, 2018, 03:21 PM
they made a competent movie

like 20 times

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 03:23 PM
highly debatable

I3uster
March 7th, 2018, 03:25 PM
i mean i never really get bored watching them its like putting on a comfort food tv episode

im more surprised by people folding themselves into a pretzel trying to make these mind blowing works of art

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also that its the same movie every time

we must stop the laser in the sky

the god of world-0
March 7th, 2018, 03:28 PM
Laser in the sky is a thing of the past, weird trippy visuals are where it is now.

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 03:31 PM
My superhero-movies-as-comfort-food phase ended around the first GotG (which is a movie I like). Now I can't even watch them without their related cultural wastewater and what they represent clogging up any chance of even superficial or ironic enjoyment.

the god of world-0
March 7th, 2018, 03:40 PM
Yeah, i can understand that. But i have watchet all Marvel movies up till now, i am just to far gone.

Strife ❤️
March 7th, 2018, 03:52 PM
Awful masscult drivel

SeiKeo
March 7th, 2018, 03:56 PM
Fascist.

I3uster
March 7th, 2018, 04:00 PM
i didnt even want to start the shitting on marvel train my problem was more like people pretend that weighted blanket movies are a rarity but its like most of what makes it in the mainstream nowadays

Strife ❤️
March 7th, 2018, 04:01 PM
You’re the fascist, consuming the output of a fascist system

I3uster
March 7th, 2018, 04:02 PM
nice greavesposting

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 04:02 PM
My fav superhero movie is Unbreakable.

Zurvan
March 7th, 2018, 04:26 PM
Snow have you ever seen Unforgiven

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 04:29 PM
I have.

the god of world-0
March 7th, 2018, 04:29 PM
My fav superhero movie is Unbreakable.

And my favorite magical girl anime is Kill la Kill .

Zurvan
March 7th, 2018, 04:32 PM
I have.

Was it good?

Snow
March 7th, 2018, 04:35 PM
It was.

Zurvan
March 7th, 2018, 04:37 PM
Alright, thanks

Historia
March 7th, 2018, 05:29 PM
In other news, I would like to know where this manga pic is from...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXmHDf8VAAIw_5T.jpg

I just need it for reference.

Half certain it was an artist's original character.

Here: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=43614

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and here: http://dc.dengeki.com/sp/bato-shojo/

hayate
March 7th, 2018, 06:35 PM
Half certain it was an artist's original character.

Here: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=43614

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and here: http://dc.dengeki.com/sp/bato-shojo/

So a doujin it is.

And a famous one for a cult classic at that.

Even backed by Sony.

Hope this will be made into an official manga.

And got her name (thank goodness furigana). She's Motoko.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 7th, 2018, 09:51 PM
why is america so long yet so little happens in it sometimes ahhhhhhhhhhh

Laserman
March 7th, 2018, 11:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHLdNxbIEE

hayate
March 8th, 2018, 01:07 AM
WEE WOO 위험해

I just realized this...

unfortunate rolls in FGO leads to social life, relationship upgrades and job stability.

Wow. Maybe I should try this one.

the god of world-0
March 8th, 2018, 02:07 AM
They also lead to the reduction of your lifespam by stress and high level of salt in your blood stream

hayate
March 8th, 2018, 06:14 AM
They also lead to the reduction of your lifespam by stress and high level of salt in your blood stream

Only if you're hooked to the game though...

Although are all gacha players hooked to the game so much that they roll until they get what they want? I only have 1 gacha game here and it's a first for me to play a game with gacha. F2P no less for 2 years.

Skull
March 8th, 2018, 04:17 PM
Jam doughnuts are the absolute worst. :(

LJ3
March 8th, 2018, 04:20 PM
Noooooooo

strawberry jam filled doughnuts are great

Draconic
March 8th, 2018, 05:11 PM
https://st.deviantart.net/emoticons/p/puke.gif

Five_X
March 8th, 2018, 05:47 PM
Jam doughnuts are the absolute worst. :(

I'm sorry Skull, this isn't going to work out...

Draconic
March 8th, 2018, 06:20 PM
Last time I had one of those, I couldn't get the taste of purple out of my mouth.

Historia
March 8th, 2018, 06:42 PM
Plebian.

Mattias
March 8th, 2018, 07:56 PM
What about Custard? I love Boston Creams.

hayate
March 8th, 2018, 09:55 PM
What about Custard? I love Boston Creams.

My brother!!!

Been looking for you for so long!!! :)

Saiga
March 8th, 2018, 11:45 PM
Is anyone familiar with Ryanair's hand luggage policies able to clear something up for me? If I buy the 'standard' fare do I get the 10kg bag in the hold for no extra charge? https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/travel/2018/01/flying-ryanair-its-about-to-change-its-hand-luggage-rules-

Mcjon01
March 8th, 2018, 11:47 PM
Korean girl is coming over to Netflix and chill tonight and we’re actually going to watch Netflix and chill.

LJ3
March 9th, 2018, 12:06 AM
Ganbarre

Fighto mcjon

realtalk I hope you both have a good night

Historia
March 9th, 2018, 12:55 AM
I realize I know nothing about this lovely man.

Someone enlighten me.

Nikiri
March 9th, 2018, 01:11 AM
doki doki

mAc Chaos
March 9th, 2018, 02:25 AM
wise fwom yo gwave

Historia
March 9th, 2018, 02:45 AM
He nwever slweeps. He nwever dies.

Seika
March 9th, 2018, 04:11 AM
wise fwom yo gwaveNo. It's comfy here.

mAc Chaos
March 9th, 2018, 04:50 AM
No. It's comfy here.

https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/urzas-saga/exhume-925-medium.jpg

Seika
March 9th, 2018, 06:22 AM
https://i.imgur.com/edikIqS.jpg

Saiga
March 9th, 2018, 06:31 AM
shit, that's good

SpoonyViking
March 9th, 2018, 08:40 AM
wise fwom yo gwave

Welcome to your doom!

Mooncake
March 9th, 2018, 10:41 AM
Hey

Hey Mac

Let's play with my Sliver Commander deck again

:D

the god of world-0
March 9th, 2018, 12:32 PM
I wanted to be able to play magic, unfortunaly i dont have the cards or the social skill required to find someone to play with, and i think at least one of those problems cannot be fixed.

SpoonyViking
March 9th, 2018, 01:32 PM
Sure it can! Just steal - I mean, borrow indefinitely a deck from someone else!

Spinach
March 9th, 2018, 04:27 PM
Mcjoooooooooon

I3uster
March 9th, 2018, 05:16 PM
the will is strong the flesh is weak

Zurvan
March 9th, 2018, 05:20 PM
Today on Cooking with McJon

Our chef is in quite a pickle, the only ingredients he has are his Netflix, some hot chilli and his wits.
Will he be able to spice things up?
Lets find out!

Mcjon01
March 9th, 2018, 09:25 PM
the will is strong the flesh is weak
I don’t know what you’re imagining but I’m sure it isn’t watching five hours of Friends and falling asleep on the floor

Arashi_Leonhart
March 9th, 2018, 09:38 PM
falling asleep


the flesh is weak

seems p legit to me

Rafflesiac
March 9th, 2018, 09:44 PM
Hey

Hey Mac

Let's play with my Sliver Commander deck again

:D
I think Mac's still traumatized from Otakon, you should've been there

mAc Chaos
March 9th, 2018, 09:44 PM
fuck commander

Mooncake
March 9th, 2018, 09:47 PM
fuck you

Raylen Cypher
March 9th, 2018, 09:49 PM
who will top

Mooncake
March 9th, 2018, 09:51 PM
I don't think Mac wants to fight my army of immortal/indestructible/trampling/flying/resurrecting/venomous/deathtouch/lifelink/self-buffing/hexproof/flash/haste/vigilance slivers that exile a creature every time I play one

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again, that is

mAc Chaos
March 9th, 2018, 10:05 PM
all it takes is one black board wipe spell

Rafflesiac
March 9th, 2018, 10:07 PM
Oh God, fuck Slivers with a rusty shiv.

Mooncake
March 9th, 2018, 10:08 PM
all it takes is one black board wipe spell

https://i.imgur.com/OzE0zsd.jpg


Good times, Mac.

Good times

Rafflesiac
March 9th, 2018, 10:10 PM
I'll never complain about infinite life Oloro or Unlimited Drakes Works Talrand again, just not Slivers.

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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442021&type=card

Mooncake
March 9th, 2018, 10:20 PM
That's about what Mac said at NEC, yeah

Seika
March 9th, 2018, 11:14 PM
Oyez, oyez, Tobias has been warned for frivolous use of the report system.

Rafflesiac
March 9th, 2018, 11:24 PM
Shit, where was the Zero discussion?

Sunara
March 10th, 2018, 01:00 AM
Ah.... I haven't played magic in ages.

Historia
March 10th, 2018, 02:07 AM
hey sara

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also is it weird that i like BB over Sakura

why is BB so good and Sakura so trash

Cruor
March 10th, 2018, 02:15 AM
Ever watch a two hour video that is about explaining an 11 minute short film?

Yeah


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjBTAnCUbZc

I can't tell if I wasted my life watching this it was interesting tho

Saiga
March 10th, 2018, 02:32 AM
hey sara

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also is it weird that i like BB over Sakura

why is BB so good and Sakura so trash

I don't know much about BB, but I don't think that's weird at all. Doesn't seem that unpopular of an opinion.

And Sakura IS trash

Sunara
March 10th, 2018, 04:34 AM
hey sara
Hi Gally.

I <3 this fake video game. Too bad it doesn't exist. Love 'cool & cute magical team' & 'hms meow'...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x3vr6u9yjJY
(Editted 2 link the whole video)

I3uster
March 10th, 2018, 06:17 AM
I don’t know what you’re imagining but I’m sure it isn’t watching five hours of Friends and falling asleep on the floor

ngl that sounds more #goals than the alternative anyway

Snow
March 10th, 2018, 06:59 AM
What is it with Korean people and Friends anyway

Zurvan
March 10th, 2018, 07:13 AM
not sure if thats only with korean people

Five_X
March 10th, 2018, 09:10 AM
What is it with Korean people and Friends anyway

Probably the same thing that's with British people and Friends, yet still unknown

Zurvan
March 10th, 2018, 09:40 AM
Add Dutch people and Friends to the list while you're at it

Bird of Hermes
March 10th, 2018, 09:41 AM
Probably the same thing that's with British people and Friends, yet still unknown
Can confirm

SpoonyViking
March 10th, 2018, 12:57 PM
What is it with people and "Friends", period?

Laserman
March 10th, 2018, 02:12 PM
971849201289220096

Snow
March 10th, 2018, 04:12 PM
You know my history but I think this child's pink and purple rhinestone Rolex is beautiful
968784423582818304

Spinach
March 10th, 2018, 05:24 PM
Guys tell too many horror stories about clothes shopping with girls. This is fun.

the god of world-0
March 10th, 2018, 05:30 PM
I agree, shoping is fun.
Ironically, my girlfriend is the one who does not like it.

SeiKeo
March 10th, 2018, 05:31 PM
You know my history but I think this child's pink and purple rhinestone Rolex is beautiful
968784423582818304
I'm in shock

Snow
March 10th, 2018, 05:35 PM
It just takes a certain kind of bravery to pull off a gold or rhinestone one, the sort of nofuck trash I can respect.

SeiKeo
March 10th, 2018, 05:57 PM
actually I guess if it's china pop then that's completely understandable, chinese people have awful taste in rolexes

Snow
March 10th, 2018, 06:05 PM
Still wouldn't be caught DEAD wearing that myself. I have to come up with some kind of contingency plan for when Rolex contacts me to be their rich classy architect rep.

SeiKeo
March 10th, 2018, 06:07 PM
Architect means you're instantly validated for wearing Bauhaus or whimsical Mickey Mouse watches depending on the client, not the worst fate.

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The Federation of the Swiss Watch Industry said 2016 watch exports fell by more than 2bn Swiss francs (£1.6bn) to SFr19.4bn as the Chinese bought far fewer luxury watches, which have been used to grease the wheels of politics and commerce in the world’s second-largest economy. It was the worst year for the Swiss watch industry since 2009, when sales declined by 22% due to the global financial crisis.The federation said sales in Hong Kong and China have fallen by 25% and 22% respectively in the four years since the Chinese president, Xi Jinping, announced a campaign against rampant corruption (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/30/chinese-anti-corruption-crackdown-former-top-general) that he said threatened to “doom the party and the state”.

classic

Snow
March 10th, 2018, 06:09 PM
Your own wearable piece of korporate krime.

I3uster
March 10th, 2018, 09:20 PM
gonna play some command and conquer multi at 2 am

Mattias
March 10th, 2018, 10:38 PM
gonna play some command and conquer multi at 2 am

Are there still people playing C&C?

Five_X
March 10th, 2018, 11:06 PM
There are at least two!

hayate
March 11th, 2018, 01:16 AM
Recent discussion: Magic the Gathering...

If I am correct in their terminologies and equating it to Yu - Gi - Oh terms (since Yugioh has been inspired by Magic anyways)...

Exile = Banish
Creatures = Monsters
Gear icons = Machine Types (?)

I can get most of the cards really, really wrong here.

But wow, Magic really is complicated (at least from my point of view).

And I'm guessing all of these cards are spells?