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SeiKeo
March 23rd, 2018, 04:47 PM
wow

Snow
March 23rd, 2018, 04:48 PM
I'm a Realist!

Spinach
March 23rd, 2018, 04:55 PM
Weekend game:

ME3 again
Nier:A try 2
civ/totalwar

votes

Squad

SeiKeo
March 23rd, 2018, 05:00 PM
Squak?

Mooncake
March 23rd, 2018, 05:54 PM
Nier side

Mattias
March 23rd, 2018, 08:38 PM
ME3, kill everyone run.

Zurvan
March 23rd, 2018, 09:04 PM
While I think ME3 is prolly the optimal choice of the bunch, may I ask what you enjoy about the game, Leo?

Historia
March 23rd, 2018, 11:57 PM
try 2?

Sunara
March 24th, 2018, 03:21 AM
I just misread the forum's title as "Easter's Lair"

Too stressed out & tired. Just when I thought 2017 fucked me over enough, I find it still is.

Vacha
March 24th, 2018, 02:28 PM
A smooth day in your life didnt bring you any joy but a bad day lingers in your head for days.
Schadenfreude is your thing but its also a reminder that you also a mess.
Such a fun oblivion i'm heading now.

Snow
March 24th, 2018, 02:43 PM
I can't believe Modern Talking got reincarnated as the chorus of this platonic relationship anthem with tropical house elements woah


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5zJpSd4IoM

I3uster
March 24th, 2018, 04:31 PM
get back at me when one of these boys becomes the casting show jury asshole

Zurvan
March 24th, 2018, 04:33 PM
post more german, little girl

I3uster
March 24th, 2018, 04:36 PM
no ill post albanian

with german inbetween


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9g6NCHQrcE

spot a single girl in this video that doesnt look bored out of her fucking mind

Zurvan
March 24th, 2018, 04:38 PM
spot a single girl in this video that doesnt look bored out of her fucking mind

now what does that tell you of your tastes?

I3uster
March 24th, 2018, 04:40 PM
im just left wondering if thats a deliberate decision

Dullahan
March 25th, 2018, 04:24 AM
tfw no qt adorno-reading gf

Snow
March 25th, 2018, 05:17 PM
I listened to a conspiracy theory podcast on the Mona Lisa and I'm happy to announce TGB is historical canon.

Five_X
March 25th, 2018, 06:52 PM
TGB??

Historia
March 25th, 2018, 11:44 PM
urban dictionary comes up with

- token black girl
- lesbians?
- gay

in conclusion: mona lisa must be a homosexual gyaru

we've been lied to this whole time

hayate
March 26th, 2018, 04:39 AM
urban dictionary comes up with

- token black girl
- lesbians?
- gay

in conclusion: mona lisa must be a homosexual gyaru

we've been lied to this whole time

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TGB

Insert Star Wars quote: No, it's something else...

Snow
March 26th, 2018, 05:23 AM
TGB??

M-my award winning fanfic :'(

Five_X
March 26th, 2018, 09:33 AM
Everyone knows you're not allowed to use acronyms for something unless it shows up on the first page of Google results, that's the rule!

Snow
March 26th, 2018, 10:40 AM
If that RPO fanfic can do it why can't I? This is bullshit!

Laserman
March 26th, 2018, 02:23 PM
It's always fun when my internet goes out.

Walnut Sparks
March 26th, 2018, 03:32 PM
This operator/clerk/something put me on hold four times and kept picking up like "Thank you for calling, how may I direct your call?" like she assumed my call had already been answered even though she said she'd put me on hold for the person I was trying to reach to pick up and she was aware that that person was on the phone with someone else the whole time.

I will be the first to admit I don't know how intraoffice phones work, but Jesus.

hayate
March 26th, 2018, 06:35 PM
M-my award winning fanfic :'(

you can try typing out the keywords in your fanfic.

TGB nets me this result: https://m.fanfiction.net/u/666836/TGB

While typing out keywords nets me my fanfic.

https://www.google.com.ph/search?q=hyakki+yakou+route&oq=hyakki+yakou+route&aqs=chrome..69i57.10601j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Zurvan
March 26th, 2018, 07:09 PM
Can BL be searched for posts of deleted or banned users?

Seika
March 26th, 2018, 07:17 PM
Banned, yes; deleted, no. This is part of why we don't like deleting people.

the god of world-0
March 26th, 2018, 07:47 PM
Seika is so powerful, they can erase people from existence.

SpoonyViking
March 26th, 2018, 09:09 PM
She.

the god of world-0
March 26th, 2018, 09:15 PM
The internet has traumatized me when it comes to gender pronouns

SeiKeo
March 26th, 2018, 09:17 PM
can't believe we had to delete the good ones

Historia
March 27th, 2018, 12:54 AM
pfft

Mooncake
March 27th, 2018, 04:22 PM
Fuck you, I want to read the Tutio thread

Snow
March 27th, 2018, 04:44 PM
Vitandus excommunication.

Walnut Sparks
March 27th, 2018, 10:59 PM
I am become confused. Can anyone tell me how "Sakura" is supposed to be pronounced?

SeiKeo
March 27th, 2018, 11:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqpFjsMtCb0

Mcjon01
March 27th, 2018, 11:52 PM
I am become confused. Can anyone tell me how "Sakura" is supposed to be pronounced?
さくら

Kotonoha
March 28th, 2018, 12:13 AM
https://youtu.be/mc0EKi2N3M8

Walnut Sparks
March 28th, 2018, 06:46 AM
Thanks. That's more-or-less how I thought. I didn't realize until yesterday that there's a student in my class named Sakura, simply because the professor pronounces it "sə-KUR-a."

Historia
March 28th, 2018, 11:01 AM
mashups are weird,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iinu43aoFc

SpoonyViking
March 28th, 2018, 12:19 PM
Thanks. That's more-or-less how I thought. I didn't realize until yesterday that there's a student in my class named Sakura, simply because the professor pronounces it "sə-KUR-a."

Are they Brazilian or Portuguese?

Walnut Sparks
March 28th, 2018, 12:55 PM
The professor? I think she's German-American.

Ed.: No, wait. I'm thinking of her married name. Don't know her ancestry (though nothing about her suggests Portuguese or Brazilian), but she's American in any case.

Snow
March 28th, 2018, 12:57 PM
Everyone,

if one person makes the batter, and the other does the frying

who made the pancakes???

Dullahan
March 28th, 2018, 01:02 PM
the fryer. they're not pancakes when they're just batter

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2018, 01:02 PM
Ex nihilo.

Kotonoha
March 28th, 2018, 01:03 PM
Everyone,

if one person makes the batter, and the other does the frying

who made the pancakes???
Collab

Walnut Sparks
March 28th, 2018, 01:12 PM
I vote both.

Historia
March 28th, 2018, 01:38 PM
Neither, because you should make funnel cake or cookies.

the god of world-0
March 28th, 2018, 01:59 PM
Pancakes are more efficient.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 28th, 2018, 02:48 PM
If there are pancakes but the evidence disappears, can you really say someone made them?

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2018, 02:51 PM
Is cornbread a pancake?

Walnut Sparks
March 28th, 2018, 02:56 PM
If you cook it in a pan on the stovetop...

...

...

...

then it's a cornmeal pancake, so no.

Snow
March 28th, 2018, 03:29 PM
the brutish american pancake < the fluttery, elegant blin

Mattias
March 28th, 2018, 05:03 PM
All fall before the might of the Waffle.

Strife ❤️
March 28th, 2018, 06:14 PM
http://www.beasts-lair.com/

v2.0: Adds the most important feature of Grand Order, "My Room"
Adds Ability to see Noble Phantasm Rank of Servants
Adds avatars
Adds coloured names
Tidies UI
Bug Fixes

Saiga
March 28th, 2018, 07:01 PM
Strife that is amazing

Sunara
March 29th, 2018, 12:13 AM
Forget waffles & pancakes; its all about Taiyaki & Crepes.


Everyone,

if one person makes the batter, and the other does the frying

who made the pancakes???
Neither. It was Calcifer.

Or alternatively, the spirit of the pan.

hayate
March 29th, 2018, 03:15 AM
http://www.beasts-lair.com/

Wow, even in this one, I still summon Avengers.

Servants Owned:
LJ3, Kyte, Food, Petrikow, Arashi_Leonheart, LVL, Mooncake, Bloble, Kirby, Polly, Snow, Dartz, Paitouch, SeiKeo, HenIchi, Nachos, Nihilm, Spinach, Frosty, Draconic, Katie, Cruor, Sesto, Kotonoha, You, Strife, Lianru, Marma, Frantic, Tobias, Crying Vegeta, Bridge, Macchaos, Christemo, i3uster, Mike.

And yep, this one brings up memories of my almost teenage years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwwGGabeCAI

Sunara
March 29th, 2018, 03:32 AM
I won't lose to some mere cold! Fight me. #.#

Arashi_Leonhart
March 29th, 2018, 03:45 PM
Holy shit this hotel's bathroom is legit

Historia
March 29th, 2018, 04:20 PM
Holy shit this hotel's bathroom is legit

snap some pictures

mAc Chaos
March 29th, 2018, 05:38 PM
you can always tell if your hotel room is good based on the bathroom

hayate
March 29th, 2018, 05:41 PM
Holy shit this hotel's bathroom is legit

Ah, living the life.

Congratulations.

Laserman
March 29th, 2018, 09:09 PM
979519981930123265

Historia
March 29th, 2018, 09:18 PM
That's not John Cena.

SpoonyViking
March 30th, 2018, 01:14 PM
What's the difference between "sensei" and "shishou"?

Dullahan
March 30th, 2018, 01:17 PM
one is spelt 先生 and the other is spelt 師匠

put simply sensei is someone who teaches you arithmetic and shishou is someone who teaches you how to beat up nerds who wasted time learning arithmetic

LJ3
March 30th, 2018, 02:32 PM
That’s sigworthy

soon I will have all Tsukihime manga volumes

SpoonyViking
March 30th, 2018, 03:49 PM
put simply sensei is someone who teaches you arithmetic and shishou is someone who teaches you how to beat up nerds who wasted time learning arithmetic

So you'd only use shishou specifically to refer to a martial arts teacher? Ok, I suppose that fits. Thanks!

canaki
March 30th, 2018, 04:07 PM
So you'd only use shishou specifically to refer to a martial arts teacher? Ok, I suppose that fits. Thanks!
Please watch Rakugo Shinjuu for examples of the usage of "shishou" outside of martial arts.

I tried to write a long post explaining things but in the end the only solid thing I could say was "they feel different" so I'm bad at this.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
March 30th, 2018, 04:55 PM
I threatened to quit last week and they gave a fat raise this week.

Feelsgoodman

Zurvan
March 30th, 2018, 04:56 PM
nice

Strife ❤️
March 30th, 2018, 04:57 PM
I threatened to quit last week and they gave a fat raise this week.

Feelsgoodman

My condolences.

SpoonyViking
March 30th, 2018, 05:29 PM
Please watch Rakugo Shinjuu for examples of the usage of "shishou" outside of martial arts.

I tried to write a long post explaining things but in the end the only solid thing I could say was "they feel different" so I'm bad at this.

Aw, don't be like that! I believe in you, Canaki!

Arashi_Leonhart
March 30th, 2018, 10:10 PM
So you'd only use shishou specifically to refer to a martial arts teacher? Ok, I suppose that fits. Thanks!

Shokugeki also has a funny shishou

Also shishou voices the funniest character

Dullahan
March 31st, 2018, 01:04 AM
FGO has so corrupted people that we actually cannot search online for 師匠 without getting scathach results

anyway listen to canaki. shishou is used in martial arts, which is obviously what scathach refers to, but also more generally in traditional activities where there is a master/apprentice system of transmission. eg rakugo, tea ceremony...

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as i understand it a shishou can also be a sensei, but it would be uncommon for a sensei to also be a shishou

canaki
March 31st, 2018, 02:16 AM
Dullahan's avatar (Ozen) is also a shishou.
Kino no Tabi has an unnamed (still awesome) shishou.

There's also the problem where you stick "sensei" on as an honorific for people of some professions, like politicians, doctors, authors... so calling someone a sensei doesn't necessarily mean they're a person that teaches you something.

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Wow the image search result for 師匠 actually is full of Scathach, I wasn't expecting this.

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Wow the image search result for 師匠 actually is full of Scathach, I wasn't expecting this.

GundamFSN
March 31st, 2018, 11:23 AM
I can empathize with Dullahan for once.

Rafflesiac
March 31st, 2018, 12:42 PM
FGO has so corrupted people that we actually cannot search online for 師匠 without getting scathach results

anyway listen to canaki. shishou is used in martial arts, which is obviously what scathach refers to, but also more generally in traditional activities where there is a master/apprentice system of transmission. eg rakugo, tea ceremony...

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as i understand it a shishou can also be a sensei, but it would be uncommon for a sensei to also be a shishou
So shishou is more of a one-on-one type thing as opposed to the classroom setting of sensei?

Dullahan
March 31st, 2018, 12:47 PM
not so much about the numbers as it is the kind of relationship entailed by transmitting the art

Snow
March 31st, 2018, 01:01 PM
You're complicating life.

Dullahan
March 31st, 2018, 01:06 PM
Life is complicated. I'm articulating life.

Snow
March 31st, 2018, 01:26 PM
No, what kind of language has two words for teacher? A language that wants to complicate things unnecessarily, if you ask me!

Dullahan
March 31st, 2018, 01:30 PM
impoverished language, impoverished thoughts.

RoydGolden
March 31st, 2018, 01:31 PM
Unrelated, but this (http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2018/03/31/holy-saturday-7) is a really beautiful article about Easter Saturday that feels fitting to link to now.

Snow
March 31st, 2018, 01:31 PM
I pity the mind that can only think in words.

Historia
March 31st, 2018, 01:41 PM
師匠 really is all pictures of Scáthach.

I'm okay with this.

Dullahan
March 31st, 2018, 01:43 PM
yeah language was a mistake & our Geworfenheit within the symbolic order is a source of trouble every day so let's all speak like a cross between a chatbot and a children's picture book just because it's 'simpler' and while we're at it why not punch holes in the front of our skulls and self-lobotomise with a drinking straw

SeiKeo
March 31st, 2018, 01:45 PM
yeah language was a mistake & our Geworfenheit within the symbolic order is a source of trouble every day so let's all speak like a cross between a chatbot and a children's picture book just because it's 'simpler' and while we're at it why not punch holes in the front of our skulls and self-lobotomise with a drinking straw
thinking emoji

Snow
March 31st, 2018, 01:45 PM
yeah wanguage was a mistake & ouw Gewowfenheit within the symbowic owdew is a souwce of twoubwe evewy day so wet's aww speak wike a cwoss between a chatbot and a chiwdwen's pictuwe book just because it's 'simpwew' and whiwe we'we at it why nyot punch howes in the fwont of ouw skuwws and sewf-wobotomise with a dwinking stwaw

canaki
March 31st, 2018, 02:08 PM
No, what kind of language has two words for teacher? A language that wants to complicate things unnecessarily, if you ask me!
Who said we only have two? Off the top of my head I can think of this much words for the concept of teachers: 先生、師範、師匠、教師、教授、教員、教官、教育者、教育家
But then again I think English is just as silly with how they have similar words that you have to feel the difference.

Rafflesiac
March 31st, 2018, 02:11 PM
yeah language was a mistake & our Geworfenheit within the symbolic order is a source of trouble every day so let's all speak like a cross between a chatbot and a children's picture book just because it's 'simpler' and while we're at it why not punch holes in the front of our skulls and self-lobotomise with a drinking straw
lol if you don't doom entire planets to extinction by seizing their relevant stars as a side-effect of attaining greater depths of knowledge-seeking contemplation imo

SpoonyViking
March 31st, 2018, 02:18 PM
not so much about the numbers as it is the kind of relationship entailed by transmitting the art

So, to put it roughly, one is a teacher, while the other is a master?

Historia
March 31st, 2018, 02:26 PM
step on me?

Snow
March 31st, 2018, 03:29 PM
Who said we only have two? Off the top of my head I can think of this much words for the concept of teachers: 先生、師範、師匠、教師、教授、教員、教官、教育者、教育家
But then again I think English is just as silly with how they have similar words that you have to feel the difference.

I was joking, ofc. Thank god I picked up english sort of as I went cause if I actually had to actively study it I'd probably struggle with how little logic there is in it.

Historia
March 31st, 2018, 05:16 PM
so its maaya sakamoto's birthday today,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j74CRP-QCA

LJ3
March 31st, 2018, 10:21 PM
Good song

maybe not so good show it was featured in

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2018, 12:04 AM
slut bitch sakura shirou dick penis gacha fate/grand order kohaku hisui arc ciel gold names archer saber rin medusa rider caster assassin hassan kirei kotomine caren cu lancer

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Yup, BL's APF is as lazy as I am, deep depression

LJ3
April 1st, 2018, 12:08 AM
I think Raffles needs thoughts and prayers BL

Mooncake
April 1st, 2018, 01:03 AM
GIve it back, Darples...

I won it fair and square...

Arashi_Leonhart
April 1st, 2018, 03:25 AM
I now have a level 100 astolfo on my JP friends list

This is weird

Sunara
April 1st, 2018, 03:26 AM
This years April Fools jokes aren't too good from what I've seen so far. I blame the easter bunny.

Zurvan
April 1st, 2018, 05:58 AM
slut bitch sakura shirou dick penis gacha fate/grand order kohaku hisui arc ciel gold names archer saber rin medusa rider caster assassin hassan kirei kotomine caren cu lancer

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Yup, BL's APF is as lazy as I am, deep depression

whats the APF?

Nikiri
April 1st, 2018, 06:32 AM
April Fools

Zurvan
April 1st, 2018, 07:48 AM
no, I mean
what's the joke

I3uster
April 1st, 2018, 08:06 AM
we realized we only have like 2 people on the staff that really care about making a joke and everyone usually gets mad at whatever we do so we didnt do anything thats it really

GundamFSN
April 1st, 2018, 10:29 AM
Should've dig out Dartz from his grave.

Zurvan
April 1st, 2018, 10:53 AM
if only cat hell were here

Laserman
April 1st, 2018, 10:59 AM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/158/272.jpg

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2018, 11:52 AM
I now have a level 100 astolfo on my JP friends list

This is weird
But you already did.

Unless you mean your own.

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2018, 12:43 PM
The staff are the joke lmao

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not rly ilu

SpoonyViking
April 1st, 2018, 01:16 PM
Happy Easter, everyone!

Tobias
April 1st, 2018, 03:04 PM
And now it’s time for a random story.

with rapebird.

so I’m at my job wherein I spend the majority of my time dealing with patients who are desperate, nigh homicidal to leave my hospital immediately if not sooner.

so this morning I went to a patient so was scheduled for an early discharge and told him that the psychiatrist had thought it over and in good conscience discharge someone who was a suicide risk on a holiday like Easter as the Holliday’s tended to lead to suicidal ideation. As a result the discharge was cancelled and he as scheduling an evening consult late Monday night to reassess

naturally, the gentleman’s eyes began to bulge and his hands began to shake in some fairly textbook signs of losing control of one’s emotions.

then I told him his ride was there, handed him the discharge form to fill out and wished him a happy April fools.

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2018, 03:08 PM
uhh

LJ3
April 1st, 2018, 03:08 PM
What

Tobias
April 1st, 2018, 03:12 PM
Once he got over the shock he laughed so hard I though he was going to fall over. Good guy really, just made some bad decisions in his life.

LJ3
April 1st, 2018, 03:39 PM
Oh

i was kind of worried for a second

Tobias
April 1st, 2018, 03:45 PM
I’m stupid, but not quite so stupid as to not have previously made a spot assessment on the patient to make sure he could actually handle the joke first.

thats actually while I didn’t do my first idea, running into the unit and telling the patients that the psychiatrist had discharged everyone to be with their family on Easter Sunday, then yelling April fools. Would have been funny, but funny in a “trying to explain to the nurse how I had my eye popped out with a sharpened bendy pen while she preps me for the reconstructive facial surgery” kinda way.

Snow
April 1st, 2018, 03:46 PM
It's good to enjoy one's job.

Tobias
April 1st, 2018, 04:45 PM
Just in case y’all have ever wondered if my humor is as warped on this side of the monitor.

/actually, it may actually be worse.

Mattias
April 1st, 2018, 05:24 PM
Wow, this guy is still making these things.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wvXB95rso

SpoonyViking
April 1st, 2018, 06:00 PM
[...] a holiday like Easter as the Holliday’s tended to lead to suicidal ideation.

Really? That's interesting. Why is that?

Tobias
April 1st, 2018, 06:04 PM
It actually doesn’t, I just needed something plausible sounding to sell the joke.

Pendant
April 1st, 2018, 07:04 PM
Have you ever had an online friend pass away?

Spinach
April 1st, 2018, 07:37 PM
Yes.

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2018, 07:42 PM
It's a lot less fun than you think.

Pendant
April 1st, 2018, 07:56 PM
It's not fun at all. I just received the awful news a short while ago and felt like talking about it in a place where he isn't known.

SpoonyViking
April 1st, 2018, 07:56 PM
It actually doesn’t, I just needed something plausible sounding to sell the joke.

I feel like such a goober.


Have you ever had an online friend pass away?

No, and I'm sorry.

Arashi_Leonhart
April 2nd, 2018, 12:43 AM
But you already did.

Unless you mean your own.

I mean from a certain somebody

I'm still pretty sure that yesterday was a fever dream

Rafflesiac
April 2nd, 2018, 01:13 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Congrats, I envy you there!

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Also while you're here use your DW contacts to make Command Seals able to take skills off cooldown, I forgot to ask for that in the survey.

Sunara
April 2nd, 2018, 02:21 AM
we realized we only have like 2 people on the staff that really care about making a joke and everyone usually gets mad at whatever we do so we didnt do anything thats it really

I was referring to the jokes as a whole (internet wide) not BL.

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Register at work tried to sell a customer a 2yr replacement plan for shampoo. I still think she should've said yes. XD

Nikiri
April 2nd, 2018, 12:56 PM
oh, 3k posts

i never thought i will be able to make so many shitposts

Zurvan
April 2nd, 2018, 01:02 PM
Teach me, nikiri-sensei

Nikiri
April 2nd, 2018, 01:08 PM
fgo fault

the lowest form of posts are made there

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just like bridge said in the past

Spinach
April 2nd, 2018, 01:35 PM
Today is my final battle

Nikiri
April 2nd, 2018, 01:37 PM
have you prepared bgm for your battle

Spinach
April 2nd, 2018, 01:59 PM
https://youtu.be/vOBKxUT9Da4

Nikiri
April 2nd, 2018, 02:10 PM
: ok_hand:

Zurvan
April 2nd, 2018, 02:10 PM
Today is my final battle

Ganbatte?

Cruor
April 2nd, 2018, 02:29 PM
Today is my final battle

I doubt it your war will last forever.

Spinach
April 2nd, 2018, 02:43 PM
I am at war with the whole world.

Sesto
April 3rd, 2018, 12:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PJIF_KNvqQ

cute

Historia
April 3rd, 2018, 12:23 AM
I am at war with the whole world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY

Sunara
April 3rd, 2018, 12:52 AM
I need more time in my life. When will I discover I'm a teenage witch with the ability to freeze time?

Mattias
April 3rd, 2018, 02:42 AM
vid
The better version of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

Spinach
April 3rd, 2018, 04:58 AM
If the war inside my shed

Doesn't take a day off I'll be dead

Historia
April 3rd, 2018, 05:26 PM
just remember, daily reminder:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNayFokOh9M

Snow
April 3rd, 2018, 06:18 PM
Penguindrum got me feeling some type of way.

Not sure if it's a good type of way.

Spinach
April 3rd, 2018, 06:21 PM
How I felt after Penguindrum: Pulleys don't work that way

Snow
April 3rd, 2018, 06:27 PM
I'm nursing a burning hate for Kanba

From Kozue to Kanba, what happened to your incest bae track record Ikuhara, where did we go wrong

hayate
April 3rd, 2018, 11:49 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/158/272.jpg

What I actually thought of Yu - Gi - Oh gameplay nowadays.

Yep, where did the fun times go.

Dullahan
April 4th, 2018, 10:34 AM
I'm nursing a burning hate for Kanba

From Kozue to Kanba, what happened to your incest bae track record Ikuhara, where did we go wrong

not enough YASEIDOUBUTSU

Historia
April 4th, 2018, 01:39 PM
time for more SIREN,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0XDxcTI4hw

Shikieiki
April 4th, 2018, 02:35 PM
If the war inside my shed

TMW i am listening to Dream Theater's War Inside my Head, when reading the thread aaaaaaaand i find this HAHAHA

Dullahan
April 5th, 2018, 11:29 PM
dream. remember no details. only that woke up convinced of the crucial importance of two names: Michael (possibly Mikael) Klintermann (possibly only 1 terminal 'n'), and Filety (or Fealty, Fielty) Wolff (or just Wolf)

SeiKeo
April 5th, 2018, 11:31 PM
Glad you were nominated to write the next James Bond movie

Dullahan
April 6th, 2018, 02:30 AM
cast them

Sunara
April 6th, 2018, 02:42 AM
Suddenly "Cast them & they shall come" pops to mind.

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And I just hallucinated that Spin's avatar changed poses; I need sleep.

Mooncake
April 6th, 2018, 09:21 AM
Girlfriend woke up with a dream that I was getting a sex change before our wedding (in the dream)

I wonder what it could mean?

Strife ❤️
April 6th, 2018, 09:49 AM
She wants a wife!

Spinach
April 6th, 2018, 09:52 AM
Prophetic dream, Moon.

Dullahan
April 6th, 2018, 10:13 AM
...Instead, man is to have his powerlessness and nothingness as his substance; this becomes a theme in the philosophers in question. This powerlessness and nothingness of man is coming close to its realization in present society. Such a historical state of affairs is then transposed into the pure essence of Man. It becomes affirmed and eternalized at the same time. In this way the jargon plunders the concept of Man, who is to be sublime because of his nothingness. It robs him of precisely those traits which have, as their content, the criticism of states of affairs which preclude the divine rights of the soul. This criticism has been immanent in all enlightenment, as well as in early German idealism. The jargon goes hand in hand with a concept of Man from which all memory of natural law has been eradicated. Yet as an invariable, in the jargon man himself becomes something like a supernatural nature-category. Previously, the unbearable transience of a false and unsatisfied life was counteracted by theology, which gave hope of an eternal life. This hope disappears in the praise of the transient as absolute, a praise which of course Hegel had already deigned to bestow. As it runs in the jargon: suffering, evil, and death are to be accepted, not to be changed. The public is being trained in this tour de force of maintaining a balance. They are learning to understand their nothingness as Being, to revere actual, avoidable, or at least corrigible need as the most humane element in the image of Man. They are learning to respect authority in itself because of their innate human insufficiency. Although such authority now rarely calls itself god-sent, it still holds on to the regal insignia which once it borrowed from God the father. Insofar as this authority no longer has any legitimation, apart from merely being there, blind and obscure, it becomes radically evil.

thingken

SeiKeo
April 6th, 2018, 10:26 AM
Irony

Snow
April 7th, 2018, 04:10 AM
仕様が無い, a way of life

Mooncake
April 7th, 2018, 11:35 AM
Prophetic dream, Moon.

I'll keep you posted

just Beamu
April 7th, 2018, 03:45 PM
Do it Moon

Historia
April 8th, 2018, 11:24 AM
Why do I still come here.

Zurvan
April 8th, 2018, 12:40 PM
Because you're addicted to the pain, with nowhere else to go

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good avvie tho

Mcjon01
April 8th, 2018, 12:59 PM
I was gonna go to sleep but then my house started shaking and now I’m not tired

Zurvan
April 8th, 2018, 01:06 PM
McJon's Hectic Life, ep 117 "I won't let you sleep"

Historia
April 8th, 2018, 04:16 PM
Because you're addicted to the pain, with nowhere else to go

I'm active on three different forums besides this one, so I guess I'm just addicted to the pain. Obligatory:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiihE5YLVgU

Fuck this movie tho.

Five_X
April 8th, 2018, 05:13 PM
McJon's Hectic Life, ep 117 "I won't let you sleep"

I kind of lost track of this show back in season 3, have you got a guide to the good episodes so I can skip the filler or is it one of those where it's recommended to binge everything?

SpoonyViking
April 8th, 2018, 05:38 PM
What happened to the Korean girl subplot? I think I missed the ending - if it's even ended.

Zurvan
April 8th, 2018, 06:25 PM
The series is still ongoing, I heard its just silly SoL stuff but mostly fluff, but I haven't been keeping up either

Snow
April 8th, 2018, 06:26 PM
I'm glad Duran Duran oppas are relevant again.

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 06:39 PM
I don't understand how A View To Kill gets highly rated on Bond song lists it's so bad

Snow
April 8th, 2018, 06:47 PM
You are of insufficient level for this battle, it might be dangerous! We suggest you come back here later when you're ready.

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But seriously, not my fav DD song but when will your favs have Grace Jones in full back ninja gear jumping acrobatically off the tour d'eiffel?

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 06:52 PM
I've never watched a Moore Bond and I go back and forth between it feeling like a vague personal failure or not

Snow
April 8th, 2018, 06:56 PM
My favorite Bond movie is Casino Royale uwu

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 06:58 PM
If you include Quantum of Solace as a double feature with Casino Royale I'll agree

otherwise the world is not enough is forever

Mattias
April 8th, 2018, 07:01 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a Moore Bond that I came away liking. The theme is the best part of A View to a Kill, unless you're like me and really enjoy classic architecture, in which case the main attraction is the French Chateau that the first half is set in.

Snow
April 8th, 2018, 07:12 PM
I haven't seen QoS oops

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 07:23 PM
tbh I haven't either in years, iirc it's incredibly inconsistent but it's the Bond movie that made the biggest try at bond emotional meaning

Snow
April 8th, 2018, 07:33 PM
I usually don't have expectations going into Bond movies either way but emotional bonding with Craig was okay, refreshing.

Mooncake
April 8th, 2018, 08:29 PM
Casino Royale is pretty up there for me too

i gotta say though

i thought skyfall was ok

mAc Chaos
April 8th, 2018, 08:33 PM
Goldeneye was my favorite.

Zurvan
April 8th, 2018, 08:40 PM
why the thread closed btw?

mAc Chaos
April 8th, 2018, 09:35 PM
What thread?

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 09:43 PM
classic

mAc Chaos
April 8th, 2018, 10:45 PM
thinking

SpoonyViking
April 8th, 2018, 10:46 PM
I don't think I like any Bond movies, but I do like Christopher Lee's Francesco Scaramanga.


I don't understand how A View To Kill gets highly rated on Bond song lists it's so bad

Philistine. They have better songs, sure, but that one's a classic.

SeiKeo
April 8th, 2018, 10:48 PM
that's the wrongest thing ive read on this forum

SpoonyViking
April 8th, 2018, 11:19 PM
that's the wrongest thing ive read on this forum

Which part?

Sunara
April 9th, 2018, 12:21 AM
McJon's Hectic Life, ep 117 "I won't let you sleep"
McJon & I seem to be living the soap opera life but his is the award winning life & mine is the one on some obscure channel.

It also has a very poorly written script that falls to "ok, let's bully the protagonist with ____" or "____ happens & interferes with love life"

Strife ❤️
April 9th, 2018, 06:48 AM
https://thunderclam.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skyfall-bond-and-m.png

Snow
April 9th, 2018, 07:47 AM
that's the wrongest thing ive read on this forum
Don't shit on my oppars I'll fight u

Zurvan
April 9th, 2018, 09:29 AM
What thread?

Can it be closed again?

Historia
April 9th, 2018, 12:56 PM
yes

Five_X
April 9th, 2018, 01:30 PM
https://thunderclam.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skyfall-bond-and-m.png

"We need to go somewhere isolated, where nobody can find us"

>>SCOTLAND<<

Strife ❤️
April 9th, 2018, 01:39 PM
Skyfall is my aesthetic, and if you're talking in the UK then yeah probably the Scottish Highlands are as good as it gets!

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I mean, the film is still thoroughly ridiculous but that's not why

Five_X
April 9th, 2018, 02:07 PM
Rather go to Shetland, it's a middle-of-nowhere island and they have cute dogs there!

Mooncake
April 9th, 2018, 02:17 PM
Things are getting pretty spooky in Mooncake land

Spinach
April 9th, 2018, 02:20 PM
I'll stop playing with the closet door while you're asleep okay.

SpoonyViking
April 9th, 2018, 02:42 PM
Skyfall is my aesthetic, and if you're talking in the UK then yeah probably the Scottish Highlands are as good as it gets!

Really? I mean, no offense to any natives, but I figured Orkney would be much more isolated than the Highlands.

Out of curiosity, which one is less densely populated, Scotland or Wales?

Snow
April 9th, 2018, 02:45 PM
Craggy Island

Five_X
April 9th, 2018, 03:01 PM
Really? I mean, no offense to any natives, but I figured Orkney would be much more isolated than the Highlands.

Out of curiosity, which one is less densely populated, Scotland or Wales?

Scotland, about doubly so. All mountains up there, the lucky bastards.

Sunara
April 9th, 2018, 08:30 PM
Things are getting pretty spooky in Mooncake land


I'll stop playing with the closet door while you're asleep okay.
And I guess I should crawl out from underneath the bed...

asterism42
April 10th, 2018, 07:12 AM
"We need to go somewhere isolated, where nobody can find us"

>>SCOTLAND<<Scotland is fractal, it's much larger than it looks from the outside.

Laserman
April 10th, 2018, 09:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4FuOi9rvKw
You won't believe it.

Snow
April 10th, 2018, 10:43 AM
WADAAAAA
982769926824910848

SpoonyViking
April 10th, 2018, 12:31 PM
Scotland, about doubly so. All mountains up there, the lucky bastards.

But doesn't Wales also have mountainous terrain?

Historia
April 10th, 2018, 03:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

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pretty gud

Five_X
April 10th, 2018, 03:37 PM
But doesn't Wales also have mountainous terrain?

Everything's bigger in Scotland.

Zurvan
April 10th, 2018, 03:56 PM
How familiar are you with living in Scotland, Five?

Strife ❤️
April 10th, 2018, 03:56 PM
I lived there for three months. It was really nice.

Five_X
April 10th, 2018, 04:04 PM
How familiar are you with living in Scotland, Five?

I went near it but it was too terrifying even from a good distance away for me to dare cross the border.

Zurvan
April 10th, 2018, 04:27 PM
PM's don't show up when someone has you on ignore, right?

Strife ❤️
April 10th, 2018, 04:34 PM
I don't have anyone on ignore.

Zurvan
April 10th, 2018, 04:36 PM
Impressive, how do you stand it

Strife ❤️
April 10th, 2018, 04:39 PM
I'm very strong.

LJ3
April 10th, 2018, 05:22 PM
Tsuyoi

I3uster
April 10th, 2018, 05:59 PM
today in "I3uster predicts artists getting huge before they are well known in RT shitposting nobody pays attention to":


https://youtu.be/QKDHrS7ovRw?t=1m53s

2 milli on that

hire me as a&r universal

LJ3
April 10th, 2018, 06:53 PM
Should have been a music industry major man

wtf is this feeling of brain freeze in the chest

Sunara
April 11th, 2018, 09:28 PM
Someone is playing games & graffitied "you were my _ _ _ _ _" on the road.
Everytime I drive by, I pick a random 5 letter word.
"Bunny, kitty, buddy, lover, homey, kappa....."

Mooncake
April 12th, 2018, 11:17 AM
I'll stop playing with the closet door while you're asleep okay.

It's ok, because the spooks... are over

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now i'm just back to waiting for saikyo to finish his enkidu primer reeee

SpoonyViking
April 12th, 2018, 12:04 PM
Why in the nine hells of Baator is my mind the most productive late at night when my body just wants sleep and I need to wake up early the next day anyway?

mAc Chaos
April 12th, 2018, 01:53 PM
Abandon sleep. Embrace the night.

Strife ❤️
April 12th, 2018, 01:58 PM
Late to Bed, Early to Die? (https://www.livescience.com/62282-night-owls-early-death.html)

mAc Chaos
April 12th, 2018, 03:40 PM
I already have that part covered. Refer to my sig, please.

Zurvan
April 12th, 2018, 03:41 PM
I'm not convinced thats how that works mAc

Mooncake
April 12th, 2018, 04:15 PM
Can’t wait to destroy you in MTG, Mac

mAc Chaos
April 12th, 2018, 04:16 PM
keep waiting

Criarino
April 12th, 2018, 11:57 PM
Late to Bed, Early to Die? (https://www.livescience.com/62282-night-owls-early-death.html)

Living is for the weak. There is too many animes out there to waste time 'sleeping'

Saiga
April 13th, 2018, 05:17 AM
Late to Bed, Early to Die? (https://www.livescience.com/62282-night-owls-early-death.html)

and yet here i am still waiting

i feel cheated

Historia
April 13th, 2018, 04:43 PM
this is a song you'd find in an shounen anime,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgMXYQPfaU

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i'm thinking k-on but with boys in a boyband

Snow
April 13th, 2018, 06:45 PM
Imagine if being pedantic about bullshit no one cares about online was just banned one day what would people even do with their lives

mAc Chaos
April 13th, 2018, 06:50 PM
go outside

SeiKeo
April 13th, 2018, 06:52 PM
be aggressive about real shit

Snow
April 13th, 2018, 06:56 PM
Wish it were that simple but the medium actively rewards being an obnoxious smartass whereas in the life of the real that'd net you a meet with mister locker

SeiKeo
April 13th, 2018, 07:30 PM
Honestly we should all go back to email and usenet

Snow
April 13th, 2018, 07:42 PM
let's do it right now

SeiKeo
April 13th, 2018, 07:45 PM
listserve
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Snow
April 13th, 2018, 08:14 PM
I was scared by hollywood movies probably into thinking viruses will blow up my computer so the only interaction I had with the stone age web were ancien SM fansites, a week's worth of phone and 10 whole minutes in exchange for a full scan of a jupiter official artwork seemed like a good deal

Strife ❤️
April 13th, 2018, 08:23 PM
I loved webrings and Neopets and reading weird conspiracy theory websites

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Like this omg

http://www.rexresearch.com/hurtubis/hurtubis.htm

RoydGolden
April 13th, 2018, 10:15 PM
I loved webrings and Neopets and reading weird conspiracy theory websites

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Like this omg

http://www.rexresearch.com/hurtubis/hurtubis.htm

This is the weirdest thing I've read in a while. Where do you even find this stuff?

mAc Chaos
April 13th, 2018, 11:33 PM
http://www.rexresearch.com/

The main page is even better.

Spinach
April 13th, 2018, 11:44 PM
"It's amazing what you can get across the border on a Greyhound bus", Hurtubise said

lol

RoydGolden
April 14th, 2018, 12:23 AM
http://www.rexresearch.com/

The main page is even better.

The ads section really makes me wonder whether the whole thing is a parody. At the very least, it shows a surprising sense of humor which cranks usually lack.