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the god of world-0
August 20th, 2018, 09:08 AM
Someone broke into my car when I was camping with my BF. T.T
Horrible bday present....

Jerk only stole my charge cables & my almost empty WakkakiBand cd case.... it had 2 unplayable dvds inside.... (they don't play on my jpnese ps2.... ) but now I have to replace my window. T.T

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Back on the subject of dreams, I dreamt of camping while camping.... except they were 2 different places.

Between your empty cd case and my dauther's bag of diapers, there are some sad thiefs in the world.

Hen_Ichi
August 20th, 2018, 09:48 AM
Commiserations re. thieves :/


Okay I mathed it out and all I have to do is switch from 50/50 powder and real food like I'd been doing to 100% powdered food, cut out my morning coffee, and only drink water and I can get my daily expenses down to zero dollars a day, no sweatPowdered food?

Wages that poor over there? Or everything just really expensive?

SpoonyViking
August 20th, 2018, 10:57 AM
Hey my birthday's coming up too

Mine too.

...I think you guys got the wrong thing from that post.

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Okay I mathed it out and all I have to do is switch from 50/50 powder and real food like I'd been doing to 100% powdered food, cut out my morning coffee, and only drink water and I can get my daily expenses down to zero dollars a day, no sweat

You had that much powdered food already?

Mcjon01
August 20th, 2018, 11:16 AM
You don't keep at least a month's supply of shelf-stable ready-to-eat food just in case?

SpoonyViking
August 20th, 2018, 11:36 AM
Nah, I buy groceries every week. It might not be a bad idea to start doing that, though.

Hen_Ichi
August 20th, 2018, 02:59 PM
Ohh, you mean stuff like instant noodles?

A cliche anime diet that's surprisingly real :/

the god of world-0
August 20th, 2018, 03:30 PM
Instant noodles are a sin

Five_X
August 20th, 2018, 08:19 PM
McJon's posts now reminding me that there might be a new chapter of Neeko out

Historia
August 20th, 2018, 08:59 PM
All the cool kids birthdays are in August.

Sunara
August 21st, 2018, 12:05 AM
Yay, I'm cool! I mean.... isn't everyone?

On the subject of powdered foods, I though he was talking the kind of protein supplements althletes/health nuts use.... like the powdered shakes or something similar.

the god of world-0
August 21st, 2018, 02:07 AM
I think i am getting a little sleep deprived

Dullahan
August 21st, 2018, 05:11 AM
in which Dr. Nansen writes the most fucking metal intro imaginable



Unseen and untrodden under their spotless mantle of ice the rigid polar regions slept the profound sleep of death from the earliest dawn of time. Wrapped in his white shroud, the mighty giant stretched his clammy ice-limbs abroad, and dreamed his age-long dreams.

Ages passed—deep was the silence.

Then, in the dawn of history, far away in the south, the awakening spirit of man reared its head on high and gazed over the earth. To the south it encountered warmth, to the north, cold; and behind the boundaries of the unknown it placed in imagination the twin kingdoms of consuming heat and of deadly cold.

But the limits of the unknown had to recede step by step before the ever-increasing yearning after light and knowledge of the human mind, till they made a stand in the north at the threshold of Nature’s great Ice Temple of the polar regions with their endless silence.

Up to this point no insuperable obstacles had opposed the progress of the advancing hosts, which confidently proceeded on their way. But here the ramparts of ice and the long darkness of winter brought them to bay. Host after host marched on towards the north, only to suffer defeat. Fresh ranks stood ever ready to advance over the bodies of their predecessors. Shrouded in fog lay the mythic land of Nivlheim, where the “Rimturser" carried on their wild gambols.

Why did we continually return to the attack? There in the darkness and cold stood Helheim, where the death-goddess held her sway; there lay Nåstrand, the shore of corpses. Thither, where no living being could draw breath, thither troop after troop made its way. To what end? Was it to bring home the dead, as did Hermod when he rode after Baldur? No! It was simply to satisfy man’s thirst for knowledge. Nowhere, in truth, has knowledge been purchased at greater cost of privation and suffering. But the spirit of mankind will never rest till every spot of these regions has been trodden by the foot of man, till every enigma has been solved.

the author, 1899 (colourised)
1017162113624739840

the god of world-0
August 21st, 2018, 06:49 AM
In the last 24 hours:

-The sink broke, it took a solid 8 minutes to stop the water.
-My girlfriend's boss called, she will have to go back to work sooner than planned.
-i dropped my new mug, it only lasted three days.
-zelda had a little bit of stomach ache, she cried for most of the night.
-the plate my girlfriend was using to heat up breakfast exploded, nobody was hurt but she was alredy in a sour mood and that did not help.

I am scared of today, maybe i should just not leave bed.

Hen_Ichi
August 21st, 2018, 08:37 AM
A well of collected misfortune this place

On the subject of powdered foods, I though he was talking the kind of protein supplements althletes/health nuts use.... like the powdered shakes or something similar. Quite. I was wondering whether they had some advanced yet cheap enough to subsist on version of this (https://soylent.com)

Mcjon01
August 21st, 2018, 10:49 AM
A well of collected misfortune this place Quite. I was wondering whether they had some advanced yet cheap enough to subsist on version of this (https://soylent.com)

They do it's called COMP but it's kind of expensive
I'm eating plenny shakes from the netherlands because if you buy them in bulk it's still about two dollars a meal with shipping

Zurvan
August 21st, 2018, 11:00 AM
The absolute madman

Hen_Ichi
August 21st, 2018, 11:32 AM
On one hand instant noodle diet averted, on the other can a human really be sustained on powder?

Mcjon01
August 21st, 2018, 11:33 AM
Honestly I feel better than my normal shitty beef bowl diet

SpoonyViking
August 21st, 2018, 01:42 PM
Still, try to complement it with some fruit and veggies at least, McJon.

Zurvan
August 21st, 2018, 02:46 PM
Nah fam keep munching them dutch foods

now it all makes sense

Draconic
August 21st, 2018, 07:46 PM
I haven't seen Dullahan this not angry in months! I'm more happy about this than I thought I would be.

Zurvan
August 21st, 2018, 07:54 PM
I hope you enjoy digging

Five_X
August 21st, 2018, 08:30 PM
in which Dr. Nansen writes the most fucking metal intro imaginable

You've seen the famous portrait of him, the guy legitimately looks like he could be reincarnated in your choice of modern Norwegian metal band.

Arashi_Leonhart
August 21st, 2018, 09:35 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five_X
August 21st, 2018, 10:57 PM
This is no time for Lion King, Arashi

Mattias
August 21st, 2018, 11:59 PM
Last time he got this way was because JP wanted a stupid name for an event, so my guess is Nerofest 2 is getting called Bridezilla or something.

Rafflesiac
August 22nd, 2018, 12:12 AM
Prisma Codes wasn't a typo?

SleepMode
August 22nd, 2018, 12:40 AM
So... going off to college tomorrow. Everything's packed, paperwork signed, and the tuition is ungodly (thanks family for bearing the burden). Eventually, I'll be off mostly on my own. Honestly, this sudden change is terrifying. Insane work schedules, constant online tutorials, and so on. Sleep is a necessary sacrifice, but sometimes I'm afraid the stress from it all is going to wear me down.

Projects are going to be a beast to get through.

Probably gonna be more infrequent on this forum as a result -- perhaps that's for the best.

So yeah, the first step onto real life, starting tomorrow...

You
August 22nd, 2018, 01:21 AM
dw college is overrated you'll be fine

unless you're a grad student

ha

Arashi_Leonhart
August 22nd, 2018, 01:45 AM
this event is cursed no wonder they havent rerun it

Spinach
August 22nd, 2018, 02:19 AM
I love lolis too, Arashi

I3uster
August 22nd, 2018, 07:38 AM
Apparently Cake doesn't use set lists. Pretty cool tbh

did you see cake

Saiga
August 22nd, 2018, 09:11 PM
They do it's called COMP but it's kind of expensive
I'm eating plenny shakes from the netherlands because if you buy them in bulk it's still about two dollars a meal with shipping

Two US dollarydoos? That doesn't seem that cheap. I eat fresh meat & veg for a little more than that and I thought Australia was meant to be expensive

Arashi_Leonhart
August 22nd, 2018, 09:24 PM
I spend $12 on average at a food truck for lunch here

Mcjon01
August 22nd, 2018, 09:28 PM
Fruits and vegetables are hella pricey in Japan

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And I wasn’t going to be cooking anyway you overachiever

Spinach
August 22nd, 2018, 10:21 PM
Hey Mcjon are you gonna be a wizard this coming Sunday

Mcjon01
August 22nd, 2018, 10:23 PM
Man I sure hope not

Saiga
August 22nd, 2018, 11:23 PM
I spend $12 on average at a food truck for lunch here

Well yeah buying made meals will do that

Man, i should move to Japan. Even more excuses to avoid fruit and veg

Arashi_Leonhart
August 22nd, 2018, 11:34 PM
to compare I can buy $4 meals from a food truck elsewhere

SpoonyViking
August 23rd, 2018, 07:43 AM
Fruits and vegetables are hella pricey in Japan

Really? I mean, I knew Japan isn't exactly rich in arable lands, but I thought at least the most basic stuff - rice, onions, cucumbers, that sort of thing - would be easily available.


And I wasn’t going to be cooking anyway you overachiever

Just... Just take in some proper nutrients, ok?

Mcjon01
August 23rd, 2018, 07:46 AM
The Powder is nutritionally complete stop shoving your whole foods agenda down my throat you luddite

Snow
August 23rd, 2018, 07:47 AM
Well I'm sure rice is at least affordable since it's a staple directly linked to standard of living (like bread in europe is)

Dullahan
August 23rd, 2018, 07:50 AM
as a samurai you should receive a stipend in koku appropriate to your rank

Snow
August 23rd, 2018, 10:58 AM
Would my gradeschool geography teacher lie about life in the Nihon?

Dullahan
August 23rd, 2018, 11:09 AM
bitch probably told you the earth is round too smh

Snow
August 23rd, 2018, 11:22 AM
Hmm, she did say the capital of Montenegro was called Titograd in AD 2000 and something so

SpoonyViking
August 23rd, 2018, 05:09 PM
The Powder is nutritionally complete stop shoving your whole foods agenda down my throat you luddite

Pun intended, I assume.

Historia
August 23rd, 2018, 07:13 PM
t-test

Zurvan
August 23rd, 2018, 08:21 PM
Better than anything I'll find

Historia
August 23rd, 2018, 11:39 PM
I believe in you, Zurvan. Also, I was led to this and it's glorious:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZXPx1kdtg

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
August 24th, 2018, 03:00 AM
Rice, tofu, and eggs were hella cheap when I was in Japan

Everything else was like double price though yea

Spinach
August 24th, 2018, 09:28 AM
Why buy groceries or cook at home when you can get a plate of curry for like 300 yen

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 12:23 PM
Why do any of that when you can get someone to do it for you for no money at all

Walnut Sparks
August 24th, 2018, 01:06 PM
Sent my old glasses in for new lenses, only to learn that I won't get them back until around Thursday and classes start Monday. Been searching high and low for my spares, but it looks like they've disappeared like a sock in the dryer.

I would get a whole new pair of spares and hide them somewhere, but, uh, the frames they sell at the optometrist's office are like $200 and ugly.

Megas
August 24th, 2018, 01:08 PM
All this talk of food is making me hungry

And Zurv's avatar is making me think about changing again. But I would need to find something on par

mAc Chaos
August 24th, 2018, 02:30 PM
then cell will be all mine once again

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 02:47 PM
just take Gil or Togami from him

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 03:34 PM
In other news, what did Dullahan do?

You
August 24th, 2018, 03:35 PM
he posted where he shouldn't have posted
the go thread

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 03:40 PM
He entered the abyss huh

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Thanks You

SpoonyViking
August 24th, 2018, 04:56 PM
But he only got a warning, right? Why is he banned?

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 05:00 PM
Try multiple warnings, I assume

SeiKeo
August 24th, 2018, 05:01 PM
Mods are paid off by Big Grand Order

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 05:49 PM
you know how you keep farm animals behind an electric fence and then theres this one cow that still licks it despite seeing all the other cows avoiding it

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM
Is the cow you?

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 05:53 PM
im explaining dullahan bans

putting in the mod legwork

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 05:58 PM
Oh I thought this was another installment of the Bread Saga, my bad

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 06:01 PM
Bread?
Saga?

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 06:09 PM
u wanna buy some i know a place

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 06:12 PM
is this bread or "bread"

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 06:13 PM
are u calling me a drug dealer or a pimp now idk

Arashi_Leonhart
August 24th, 2018, 06:15 PM
you know how you keep farm animals behind an electric fence and then theres this one cow that still licks it despite seeing all the other cows avoiding it
I dunno about just one cow

there are quite a number

Ratman
August 24th, 2018, 06:22 PM
To be fair, that light tingling on the tongue works pretty well to spice up your average cattle's life.

Some just prefer the pain to vanity.

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What are the symptoms of mad cow disease again?

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 06:42 PM
are u calling me a drug dealer or a pimp now idk

what do you mean
"or"

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Let me pose this question differently

If I tell you to "hook me up with some, fam" what comes to mind first to you?

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 06:46 PM
ur dutch so probably with a place ro live thats not under the sea in 5 years because ur good on weed

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 06:49 PM
We're half fish people, the water doesn't matter

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wait was that an invite in your room??

SpoonyViking
August 24th, 2018, 06:51 PM
wait was that an invite in your room??

I don't ship it. Castor X Zurvan OTP.

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 06:52 PM
im in a diff room in 7 days but yes sure

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 06:56 PM
Where you going young man

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I don't ship it. Castor X Zurvan OTP.

wtf

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 06:58 PM
same city just moving in with a friend

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:02 PM
Good luck with the moving

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:23 PM
it has a double bed ; )

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 07:25 PM
There is only...one bed...

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:26 PM
whats the content warnings on this one

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 07:29 PM
Modern AU

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:32 PM
Let me guess, the bed's the only place to sit

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:32 PM
in that room actually yes but it has a living room

strife fell asleep on the couch in there too so its pretty comfortable

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:34 PM
You know thats not the point

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Also give me Netflix series thread

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:36 PM
kakegurui live action is the peak of netflix entertainment and i already told you that, idk what else you even want from it

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 07:37 PM
Remember kids, sleeping in the bathtub is better than being forced into a bad fanfic.

Cooler too.

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Also Wild Wild Country is my rec.

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:37 PM
i slept in a bathtub once and i wont recommend it for anyone who has any kind of feeling in their neck

even padded out not a good idea

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:38 PM
kakegurui live action is the peak of netflix entertainment and i already told you that, idk what else you even want from it

Did you tho?

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 07:38 PM
Did you fill it, Albert?

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:38 PM
Remember kids, sleeping in the bathtub is better than being forced into a bad fanfic.

Cooler too.

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Also Wild Wild Country is my rec.

Terrible sleeping place, cool will check

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:40 PM
Did you tho?

see you expand ur netflix questions with implications that make me believe that mightve been an unwise recommendation for ur specific needs

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is this one of those cases

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Did you fill it, Albert?

with 2 sets of blankets, idk if its a good idea to make those wet

Snow
August 24th, 2018, 07:41 PM
Hm, point.

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:42 PM
Don't sleep in water in the first place

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:44 PM
answer the question u dodging dutchman

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 07:49 PM
see you expand ur netflix questions with implications that make me believe that mightve been an unwise recommendation for ur specific needs

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is this one of those cases

See I try to keep these things more subtle, so I don't need to explain my nefarious needs
but no in this case I actually want good shows [if you know which ones I mean]

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answer the question u dodging dutchman

You make me sound like some kind of villain

I3uster
August 24th, 2018, 07:50 PM
nice anyway then watch kakegurui live action it covers all your cute girls chewing the scenery needs

the only actually bad decision is keeping the "MC fucking losing it turns her eyes red" effect for the live action which honestly with how over the top she goes off whenever it happens was unnecessary

that one looks so bad

Spinach
August 24th, 2018, 08:28 PM
Watch anime like a good boy Zurvan

Zurvan
August 24th, 2018, 08:34 PM
There's a slight issue

I'm not a good boy
(And it depends on the show if I watch alone or with someone)

Five_X
August 24th, 2018, 09:00 PM
Speaking of anime, tonight is for catching up on...

Sunara
August 25th, 2018, 02:15 AM
Wonder if its safe for me to exit my "I'm gonna hide because I'm in a terrible mood & don't want to take it out on anyone" mode....
I've been in "Stab the world with a toothpick" too much lately.

Mattias
August 25th, 2018, 07:33 PM
You know, the OP for the Tsukihime anime is actually pretty good. Not a whole lot going on, but makes the show seem way more haunting than it actually is.


These youtube ads are hilarious though. "Mainstream cable TV is too fake, pushing the liberal agenda and plain un-American". I'm Canadian, you know this, you keep sending me ads for local attractions.

Snow
August 25th, 2018, 07:40 PM
Afraid you have your fair share of paladins against lib agenda

Mattias
August 25th, 2018, 08:14 PM
It's more the fact they kept harping on about how the media was Un-American.

I3uster
August 25th, 2018, 10:11 PM
"well if they dont go to game 5 ill still get a good 6 hours of sleep after a shitty workday"

u motherfuckers

Mcjon01
August 26th, 2018, 03:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Spinach
August 26th, 2018, 03:07 AM
Did you manage before the clock struck 30 years old

Alsp congratulations

Mcjon01
August 26th, 2018, 03:20 AM
Did you manage before the clock struck 30 years old
Only if you’re factoring in hour of birth and/or time zones
Everything was going great last night but I got nervous at the last minute and couldn’t get it up, what a fucking virgin am I right

Zurvan
August 26th, 2018, 06:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM

Five_X
August 26th, 2018, 09:24 AM
Good work mcjon, now time to spend the next few years learning how to have healthy sexual relationships and good sex despite society's deleterious influence on sex in general

Spinach
August 26th, 2018, 11:40 AM
Only if you’re factoring in hour of birth and/or time zones
Everything was going great last night but I got nervous at the last minute and couldn’t get it up, what a fucking virgin am I right

It happens to the best of us, Mcjon from Tennessee

Lianru
August 26th, 2018, 11:42 AM
It's the end result that counts so don't worry about it mcjon

SpoonyViking
August 26th, 2018, 12:45 PM
True. Just bask in the afterglow!

Tobias
August 26th, 2018, 01:29 PM
Oh man. I am such an odd person

just had a group that was really exciting. was asked about such after. Told them that one of the patients went florid and thought I was a vampire, he was Hispanic so the translator was desperately trying to keep up with him rambling about me sucking blood, had to eject him. Another patient’s Psychosis told him he needed to leave to meet his destined love, and got up and started screaming, redirected him. Other patients are going Florid because anxiety activates psychosis.

got asked about how group was.

rapebird: great!

and I meant it. It wasn’t boring!

I3uster
August 26th, 2018, 03:21 PM
is this where we reveal to mcjon that sex is actually fake

Zurvan
August 26th, 2018, 08:22 PM
Just keep eating dutch foods and reach chad heights Mcjon

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thats the tech

Historia
August 26th, 2018, 10:32 PM
so, im talking to this girl, ya see

Dullahan
August 27th, 2018, 01:55 AM
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAYYYYY FROM YOUUUU
THERE'S NOTHIN THAT A HUNDRED BANS OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

Sunara
August 27th, 2018, 03:32 AM
Just keep those lighters away from the crows, ok?

hayate
August 27th, 2018, 03:57 AM
Pretty sure there is a shotengai somewhere in that place.

You can send me the name of that place and I'll find one for you.

Zurvan
August 27th, 2018, 06:08 AM
so, im talking to this girl, ya see

Go on

Huitante
August 27th, 2018, 06:44 PM
Yay congrats McJon!

Oof it seems I'm steadily becoming an hypochondriac, fucking hell

I3uster
August 27th, 2018, 09:22 PM
whenever my mom has some medical question that borders on being hypochondriac she asks me because i was a medic once and im like

mom if you arent bleeding or in the process of dying i kind of cant tell you a whole lot

Zurvan
August 27th, 2018, 09:24 PM
But we're all dying, all the time, little by little

diagnose me medic

I3uster
August 27th, 2018, 09:30 PM
insomnia

Zurvan
August 27th, 2018, 09:31 PM
Can I be saved

SeiKeo
August 27th, 2018, 09:33 PM
whenever my mom has some medical question that borders on being hypochondriac she asks me because i was a medic once and im like

mom if you arent bleeding or in the process of dying i kind of cant tell you a whole lot
Have you turned her on her side

I3uster
August 27th, 2018, 09:38 PM
she was still conscious enough to ask me questions so her GCS score was pretty high all things considered

Deathhappens
August 28th, 2018, 11:44 PM
Second sleepless night in the process of digesting the entirety of the Beast's Lair History thread; this might not have been the brightest of ideas.

And speaking of bright ideas

Hello, 7th Dimension.

Laserman
August 29th, 2018, 12:03 AM
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This is so amazing. There are different effects for life point deduction and the different kinds of summoning too.

Sunara
August 29th, 2018, 06:26 PM
Ok, who ran over me with a truck?

Iceblade44
August 29th, 2018, 07:10 PM
Wait did that really happen?

Sunara
August 30th, 2018, 02:08 AM
Its a metaphor..... for when you're in a lot of pain.
I pulled my back out so everything hurts.

Iceblade44
August 30th, 2018, 03:38 AM
Ah well that must be a bitch. Hope it feels better soon.

Mcjon01
August 30th, 2018, 09:54 AM
I thought it was going to be a LN plot

Thanks to God’s Mistake I Was Killed By a Truck And Got Reincarnated As My Beast’s Lair User Account! My Post Count Is...!?

Zurvan
August 30th, 2018, 10:04 AM
Imagine the postcount boost if we make 7th posts count

Mcjon01
August 30th, 2018, 10:42 AM
What a cheat ability

Imperial
August 30th, 2018, 08:05 PM
It's been a weird week.

I saw a dead body up close and personal for the first time. I've almost done with my classes to land a basic EMT license, and as part of our clinical shifts, we have to spend so many hours riding along as a helper monkey on an ambulance. We were called to a cardiac arrest on Tuesday and found the patient had been gone for so long that there was nothing we could possibly do. No pulse. No respiration. Rigor mortis had set in. Et cetera.

I've seen people who were heading down a bad road. I've seen people hooked up so many machines that they clearly could not and would not ever breathe under their own power again. I've seen a man who suffered a stroke that left him without any higher brain function.

But I've never seen someone completely still like that before. It didn't feel real. I haven't felt much yet. And maybe I won't. Maybe I was able to remove myself from it. Or maybe it will come back around and hit me like a ton of bricks. I don't know. I've never been so close that I could reach out and touch a body before.

Rafflesiac
August 30th, 2018, 08:56 PM
No funerals?

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Imagine the postcount boost if we make 7th posts count
Leo spikes to #1, deposing Mcjon once and for all.

SeiKeo
August 30th, 2018, 08:59 PM
No funerals?

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Leo spikes to #1, deposing Mcjon once and for all.
It’s not the counts that counts.

Imperial
August 30th, 2018, 09:03 PM
Yes, I've been to funerals. I guess I compartmentalized those as being in a different category somehow.

Rafflesiac
August 30th, 2018, 09:38 PM
I suppose it's different when it's your job to save the person and you find completely powered down.

Sunara
August 30th, 2018, 09:40 PM
I thought it was going to be a LN plot

Thanks to God’s Mistake I Was Killed By a Truck And Got Reincarnated As My Beast’s Lair User Account! My Post Count Is...!?

(Finishes sentence) rather pathetic.
Mine is anyway....

On a side note, it'd be rather weird (feeling) to be reincarnated as an AI. Guess it wouldn't be too different from what we're doing now....

Deathhappens
August 31st, 2018, 01:49 AM
Reminds me of that old whiskey advert with the android, actually

what was it, Jack Daniels?

Deathhappens
August 31st, 2018, 02:03 AM
Johnny Walker, apparently. (http://https://youtu.be/rb48Z2NHHzY)

Mcjon01
August 31st, 2018, 03:43 AM
I wonder if it ever hooked up with that Svedka fembot

Deathhappens
August 31st, 2018, 11:42 AM
I wonder if it ever hooked up with that Svedka fembot

Had to google that. It was... something.

Raylen Cypher
August 31st, 2018, 11:59 AM
I think I just about wrecked my circadian rhythm over the years. I can't sleep on a normal schedule consistently anymore.

Zurvan
August 31st, 2018, 12:58 PM
A-are you me?

Deathhappens
August 31st, 2018, 02:04 PM
My schedule is consistently inconsistent; that is to say I'll wake up eight hours after I go to sleep no matter if it's morning, noon, or night.

Mattias
August 31st, 2018, 02:33 PM
Just finished walking around the last convention of the year. Now, to drink myself silly while waiting for the train home.

Reign
August 31st, 2018, 04:43 PM
I haven't been having too much sleep problems but the last month or so I've pretty consistenly woken up around 4 am, usually I sleep a couple more hours than that.

Spinach
August 31st, 2018, 10:33 PM
Should I go out for happy hour and get some $2 shots?

mAc Chaos
August 31st, 2018, 10:43 PM
yes

Mcjon01
August 31st, 2018, 10:44 PM
Should I go out at noon on a Saturday and get some ¥200 shots?

Deathhappens
August 31st, 2018, 10:45 PM
Bamboo shots?

mAc Chaos
August 31st, 2018, 10:46 PM
Should I go out at noon on a Saturday and get some ¥200 shots?
yes

Spinach
August 31st, 2018, 11:48 PM
The shots place is packed more than Chip's ball (singular) after a long shift so I went elsewhere ajd got a mango margarita

https://i.imgur.com/HZs5Eu3_d.jpg

It's good

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Dude That's a thumbnail fuck mobile imgur

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273287350233071618/485293214065098753/20180831_224132.jpg

Rafflesiac
September 1st, 2018, 12:01 AM
the highlight of this day was bukkakeing peanut butter on my laptop screen

fuck expired cheese

fuck my life

Spinach
September 1st, 2018, 12:03 AM
Dude whay the fuck?

Rafflesiac
September 1st, 2018, 12:07 AM
I tried to make sandwich, it went badly.

Relax, it wasn't like the horror story you're thinking of

Spinach
September 1st, 2018, 12:15 AM
I dont believe You

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I also don't believe you.

Rafflesiac
September 1st, 2018, 12:18 AM
I don't believe in me either!

Historia
September 1st, 2018, 12:33 AM
at least we're all on the same page here guys

also, that megalo box ost:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzOtZ6ndsk

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funny enough, the artist, mabanua, is one of those I used on my custom soundtracks for the Illusion h-game Artificial Academy 2. Ah... memories...

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 01:44 AM
The shots place is packed more than Chip's ball (singular) after a long shift so I went elsewhere ajd got a mango margarita

https://i.imgur.com/HZs5Eu3_d.jpg

It's good

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Dude That's a thumbnail fuck mobile imgur

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273287350233071618/485293214065098753/20180831_224132.jpg
Not sure about how that would taste but at least it looks good and they haven't skimped on the quantity, which makes it better than most margaritas I've had.

the highlight of this day was bukkakeing peanut butter on my laptop screen

fuck expired cheese

fuck my life

that's what you get for using peanut butter

I3uster
September 1st, 2018, 05:11 AM
thinking back on the hella cute rin cosplayer i didnt chat up because im dumb and feeling the pain in my leg intensify as divine punishment

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 05:17 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

then again that never worked out for me in basketball I don't know why people give it out as relationship advice

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I don't creepily stalk the thread waiting for someone to post so I can respond I swear

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 05:18 AM
My pride in you, is shrinking

Where's the harem my guy

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Certified weirdo gotcha Deathhappens

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 05:22 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/614/137/b67.gif

Why do I feel we've had this conversation before?

And please, call me death. Or happens. Or fish Rin, even.

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 05:39 AM
Reverse of this convo ye, you rite fishgirl

Historia
September 1st, 2018, 12:41 PM
ehhhhh

Raylen Cypher
September 1st, 2018, 12:52 PM
A-are you me?

i am your father

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 01:18 PM
We're the same age

Raylen Cypher
September 1st, 2018, 02:22 PM
good now you cant give me grief over not understanding kids your age

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 02:35 PM
Smh kids these days and their big mouths

Historia
September 1st, 2018, 02:45 PM
im a senpai

Raylen Cypher
September 1st, 2018, 02:46 PM
Smh kids these days and their big mouths

your avvie lolol

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 02:57 PM
your avvie lolol

Welcome to ironic posting

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neither of us are kids either

Raylen Cypher
September 1st, 2018, 03:25 PM
If I'm to believe we're the same age, we still got 3 years until our brains fully develop.

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the government doesnt want to wait 7 more years to incarcerate our dumbasses

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 03:26 PM
im a senpai

But at what cost?

Historia
September 1st, 2018, 03:30 PM
But at what cost?

Nothing, because I already knew I was above them in seniority anyway.

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 04:00 PM
Bearer of bad news: That makes you older :")

Zurvan
September 1st, 2018, 04:03 PM
Thanks Captain Obvious

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You really are bored aren't you

Snow
September 1st, 2018, 04:14 PM
I'm on a hundred squats a day and rising, soon I will be ready for Mt Midoriyama

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 04:18 PM
Being older than people who are old enough to drink sucks and should be outlawed, is my point.

Always.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 1st, 2018, 04:34 PM
Mt Midoriyama

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 04:38 PM
Maybe I should've just said "that makes you old" but there's that pink gender thing and I'm not insured enough to call a woman old.

Snow
September 1st, 2018, 04:41 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

VEGAS BABY

More is more, mountain is mountain, LED is diode

Arashi_Leonhart
September 1st, 2018, 04:44 PM
no the name just triggers me

like mt fujiyama

or ryuudouji temple

or gacha salt

Snow
September 1st, 2018, 04:45 PM
Chai tea

Arashi_Leonhart
September 1st, 2018, 04:46 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Snow
September 1st, 2018, 04:47 PM
Yeah I figured hence LED diode, which is saying light emitting diode diode

Sesto
September 1st, 2018, 04:56 PM
Weddings suck, especially when being a groomsman. I'm glad I can sit in a corner wit extended fam

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 05:32 PM
Shouldn't you be flirting with the bridesmaids as per tradition, or is that an us thing

*lowercase us, not US of A.

Cruor
September 1st, 2018, 08:59 PM
Nishikori won! Lets hope he makes a return as big as the Jokers. His match with Djoko in the US Open back in 2014 is why he became my fav player. Kinda funny they both got injured at the same time.

Historia
September 1st, 2018, 09:40 PM
huaaaaaaaahhhhh

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Maybe I should've just said "that makes you old" but there's that pink gender thing and I'm not insured enough to call a woman old.

its okay, i don't even know who you are

Deathhappens
September 1st, 2018, 10:57 PM
Nishikori won! Lets hope he makes a return as big as the Jokers. His match with Djoko in the US Open back in 2014 is why he became my fav player. Kinda funny they both got injured at the same time.

Thinking injuries are funny, wow what a monster
and here I thought Cruor was nice

Sesto
September 1st, 2018, 11:31 PM
You guys better invite me to your weddings. As long as it's open bar

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 12:17 AM
Struggling to comb last unruly tuft of hair at o'ungodly o'clock when you realise you have an ahoge

struggling to pack an ill-mannered parakeet into a travel cage at same while it's treating your hand like an all you can eat buffet

struggling to remember which crucial and irreplaceable item of luggage you've forgotten and whose absence you e
will realise only after it's too late to retrieve it

struggling

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 02:38 AM
https://preview.ibb.co/d3vnaK/20180902_093312.jpg (https://ibb.co/iKGFUe)

Revelations were written here; no wonder John was all doom and gloom.


have some music whose lyrics you probably don't understand, it's good music
at least I think so

https://youtu.be/7kFR6OwpKhg

boy oh boy and you thought I was bored before

Zurvan
September 2nd, 2018, 01:24 PM
You should get a hobby

what happened to the AMA's of old?

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 02:07 PM
I had a KnK marathon planned out for the trip, but my laptop decided now was a good time to lose charge entirely in half an hour. You would not believe how precious electric outlets are on a ship.

Fortunately after the first five or so hours of excruciating boredom and BL browsing I managed to conk out on th4 couch.

Also I'm actually prejudiced against AMAs done by literally whos, that one in the other thread was a joke.

Zurvan
September 2nd, 2018, 02:30 PM
See every AMA here is a joke, I read RT to laugh

Historia
September 2nd, 2018, 04:37 PM
hmmm

https://i.imgur.com/zFMAW6p.png https://i.imgur.com/anPDUMO.png https://i.imgur.com/Q5HyP93.png

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 07:12 PM
See every AMA here is a joke, I read RT to laugh

And laughs we shall provide, but not by making a fool of myself. Or at least, not by an AMA.
I have nothing particularly interesting to say to one anyway.

Zurvan
September 2nd, 2018, 07:19 PM
And laughs we shall provide, but not by making a fool of myself.

I'll let you in on a little secret, everyone who posts here makes a fool of themselves.
Whether you do it on purpose, ironically or unironically, this is the golden truth.

A-and it's like I wanted to know you people better, b-baka

Historia
September 2nd, 2018, 07:33 PM
hentai!

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 08:03 PM
I'll let you in on a little secret, everyone who posts here makes a fool of themselves.
Whether you do it on purpose, ironically or unironically, this is the golden truth.

A-and it's like I wanted to know you people better, b-baka


And laughs we shall provide (...)

but at least, not by an AMA.
.

What do you want to know anyway

no guarantees that I'll answer mind you but I've gathered a lot about many of you by reading pages and pages of this here thread, it would only be fair to give a little something back.

T-This is not an AMA, okay?


---updated or something---


No matter how they deny it, all people love talking about themselves; clever, clever Zurvan. My evaluation of you rises a lil' bit more.

Tobias
September 2nd, 2018, 08:45 PM
Tales from the unit.

dude grabs a plastic cup, walks to the middle of the floor, pees in the cup, then attempts to weaponize it.

he was only the 4th most annoying.

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 08:50 PM
One questions why plastic cups are readily available to people who would weaponize them in such a manner.
I mean, isn't there a risk of them swallowing one or something?

Tobias
September 2nd, 2018, 09:06 PM
There is a risk of them doing just about anything with everything. Hell I assume I’m gonna die when I get shanked with a bendy flex pen.

Deathhappens
September 2nd, 2018, 09:17 PM
Then why let them have one?

I guess rehabilitation is well and good and all but at the risk of the nursing staff?

Tobias
September 2nd, 2018, 09:23 PM
You ever try to fax medical records signed in crayon or marker? That’s why.

Historia
September 2nd, 2018, 09:33 PM
how bored are you people

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also, default style beast's lair is... clean...

Reign
September 2nd, 2018, 11:30 PM
I accidentally fell asleep around 3 or 4 and just woke up at 8. Nice now I'm going to be up all night.

Zurvan
September 3rd, 2018, 03:28 AM
T-This is not an AMA, okay?


---updated or something---


No matter how they deny it, all people love talking about themselves; clever, clever Zurvan. My evaluation of you rises a lil' bit more.

Good, there's not really anything I want to ask you, I know enough as is

And if this evaluation of mine isn't bottom tier trash I'd ask you to reconsider evaluating people/chatbots

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Mhmm, worse than I'd hoped

Deathhappens
September 3rd, 2018, 04:08 AM
Oh no, I'm afraid it's quite a bit higher than that.

Then again, I don't tend to rank people that low anyway. Even the most slack-jawed idiot can be entertaining under the right circumstances.

Zurvan
September 3rd, 2018, 08:36 AM
Reconsider, I can only fall down from there

Deathhappens
September 3rd, 2018, 11:26 AM
Then I'll look forward to it~

Historia
September 4th, 2018, 12:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIZj58f8EQ

listening to this while i do housework

Raylen Cypher
September 4th, 2018, 11:42 AM
So episode 13 of Sword Art Online Abridged has been done for a while now. Good ol' YouTube does what it does best and fucks over SomethingWittyEntertainment and takes it down and it won't be back up until another 20 days.

They tried alternative video hosting websites, including pr0nhub. No joke, it's there. They actually uploaded there, hahaha. Vimeo didn't like them and deleted there account so RIP.

So they decided to stream the episode again and archive it on there twitch. Regardless, that's still fucking funny they uploaded it to pr0nhub just to get it out to the public, lol.

Deathhappens
September 4th, 2018, 11:54 AM
... I'm not watching it there, but I have a mighty need to see it now. Is it up on their Facebook?

Deathhappens
September 4th, 2018, 12:07 PM
Nope, it is not.

Rafflesiac
September 4th, 2018, 06:49 PM
Well fuck you too Samsung, i-it's not like I wanted to update my album of lock screens or anything, baka

Tobias
September 4th, 2018, 10:03 PM
Tales from the unit:

Filling out some paperwork with a patient, when another one walks up. Looks at us both rather calmly. Then hauls off and slaps me across the face. Really got her body behind it too. Techs grab her, walk her off to the med window.

me: *calmly goes back to paperwork*

patient: *disconcerted* really? Nothing on that?

me: you know there was a time in my life where that would have made today a bad day. Now, if you will sign here...

mAc Chaos
September 4th, 2018, 10:11 PM
OK, that one's pretty good.

Historia
September 4th, 2018, 11:50 PM
now i'm imagining slapping tobias for his jokes

Deathhappens
September 5th, 2018, 12:13 AM
That sounds more like a black comedy skit than real life. Ouch.

Laserman
September 5th, 2018, 12:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOZGqsTCgw

Deathhappens
September 5th, 2018, 01:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOZGqsTCgw

No invisible wall/10

To this day I still get mad whenever I hear someone praise Fallout New Vegas over 'bland and boring' 3. I love Obsidian and their work, but letting them work on an open-world game when they had trouble managing ten corridors was a recipe for madness.

Sunara
September 5th, 2018, 02:32 AM
I can see it now "That was a horrible pun! Do better!"

Or if I (attempt to) quote part of a local radio advertisements: '.... if its inappropriate, make sure its funny.'

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Now back to making masks....
I wasn't weirdly inspired by 'love item' from Island.....

Saiga
September 5th, 2018, 03:55 AM
Tales from the unit:

Filling out some paperwork with a patient, when another one walks up. Looks at us both rather calmly. Then hauls off and slaps me across the face. Really got her body behind it too. Techs grab her, walk her off to the med window.

me: *calmly goes back to paperwork*

patient: *disconcerted* really? Nothing on that?

me: you know there was a time in my life where that would have made today a bad day. Now, if you will sign here...

i mean sorry you got slapped but also

hah, nice one

Snow
September 5th, 2018, 05:59 AM
No invisible wall/10

To this day I still get mad whenever I hear someone praise Fallout New Vegas over 'bland and boring' 3. I love Obsidian and their work, but letting them work on an open-world game when they had trouble managing ten corridors was a recipe for madness.
Terminally terrible taste.

Zurvan
September 5th, 2018, 06:32 AM
Spinach when will you accept me in your heart

I3uster hows the toe and whens the "this is shit" talk

Historia
September 5th, 2018, 09:32 AM
(boredom intensifies)

Deathhappens
September 5th, 2018, 01:29 PM
Terminally terrible taste.

Trying to get from the starting town to New Vegas, both close to the middle of the map, I found invisible walls five or six times, clipped through the floor twice (had to noclip out), and somehow broke a sidequest completely. And that was the all DLC, full patched latest version.

The game was bugfest supreme. And the story just wasn't good enough to save it.

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Also Fallout 3 had Liberty Prime and that automatically makes it superior.

Snow
September 5th, 2018, 01:36 PM
Yes Bethesda games, known nonhavers of bugs...

Zurvan
September 5th, 2018, 01:50 PM
Bethesda games don't have bugs

they have features

Snow
September 5th, 2018, 01:51 PM
A feature I liked was Red Lucy giving me some for being the top snipe in the Wasteland.

Zurvan
September 5th, 2018, 02:00 PM
I like the features that buckets bring to some of the games

Five_X
September 5th, 2018, 02:24 PM
A feature I liked was Red Lucy giving me some for being the top snipe in the Wasteland.

Come with me... my Hunter.

Spinach
September 5th, 2018, 02:53 PM
Spinach when will you accept me in your heart

I3uster hows the toe and whens the "this is shit" talk

What have I done to make you feel so sad and abandoned, little Zurvan

Tobias
September 5th, 2018, 07:02 PM
That’s a nice deleted post you got there

be a shame if

*looks directly at camera*


Gaia misses you on notes




and maybe I do too

wow thats embarrassing
enjoy seeing this mods, also I want in on this discord thing

someone quoted it

mAc Chaos
September 5th, 2018, 07:10 PM
destroyed

Zurvan
September 5th, 2018, 07:19 PM
yeah it literally has enjoy seeing this in it

so I hope this worked as well for you as it did for me

SpoonyViking
September 5th, 2018, 07:19 PM
Aw, that's actually heartwarming!
Still don't ship it, though.

Zurvan
September 5th, 2018, 07:23 PM
How about you don't ship me with castor

he deserves better