Random Thoughts Thread

[Snow]

I fucking love boats guys

[Zurvan]

annex this thread plox k thenks

[Mattias]

I fucking love boats guys

Boats are always full of spiders though. Not even the small ones, but the big spindly dock spiders.

[Historia]

what kind of boats

[AsGryffynn]

https://cygnus3-nil1.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Holy-week.-Cartagena-1-720x236.jpg

People who don't know how to read in 3, 2...

[Mcjon01]

Is it difficult being so much smarter than everyone else

[mAc Chaos]

wow, the kkk

[Snow]

They're selling kkk memorabilia so openly, horrible!!!

[SeiKeo]

That’s just awful, we should really rethink parts of the first amendment

[mAc Chaos]

what is the world coming to

smh

[Gl❀w]

La-Z-Boy reportedly directly involved in the fall of the Ottoman Empire

[Five_X]

La-Z-Boy reportedly directly involved in the fall of the Ottoman Empire

This

is a repost

[I3uster]

lending a normal person a lighter: "oh shit sorry bro i forgot that was yours its empty now. ur welcome for when i borrowed you my lighter once 3 months ago btw"

lending a lighter to a friend of mine: "this was yours right, i gave it a wipe with disinfectant and refilled it with some weird ass premium low emission gas. sorry for forgetting about it"

inspiring

[Zurvan]

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[I3uster]

is that a guilt tripping sound

[Zurvan]

ngl I'm the guy that woke up with 5 lighters that were not my own one day

that said this is more the mhmmmmmm did he actually quit mhmmm sound (since my brain links lighters and smoking intimately)

[I3uster]

9 days my dude but it doesn't stop people from giving me back my lighters.

now only if this wasnt the hot pink jet lighter i got from my sister

[Spinach]

9 days also hasn't stopped you before

[Mcjon01]

I don’t smoke but sometimes I buy novelty lighters just so I can pretend I borrowed them and give them back to my friends who do

[I3uster]

i have one with an incredibly powerful LED light in it that has barely any useable cone but is perfectly good for blinding anyone who looks into it for half a second

[Rafflesiac]

HAHAHA I'M NUMBER SIX

I'VE FINALLY SLAIN ARASHI

[Zurvan]

Aren't you special

[LJ3]

Congratulations!

[Deathhappens]

Playing Tekken's story is an exercise in masochism. Then a random Suwabe pops up and redeems everything for about five seconds, until I realise it came attached to a goddamn Ryu wannabe.

edit: Hayabusa, not the SF one (does he even have a surname?)

[You]

Just noticed the "referrals" in profile.
Does anyone actually have any?

[Five_X]

It's very very rare but some people have them.

[Mcjon01]

HAHAHA I'M NUMBER SIX

I'VE FINALLY SLAIN ARASHI
http://i.imgur.com/ZCYylMz.jpg

[Deathhappens]

Jesus Christ young Heihachi's moustache doesn't belong outside a porn set.

[Five_X]

Sadly we don't have some scheme where you get $50 for referring X posters once they hit 100 posts or something

[You]

Sadly we don't have some scheme where you get $50 for referring X posters once they hit 100 posts or something
that goes that idea

[SeiKeo]

that goes that idea
we call that putting a warrant on new users

[Mattias]

Sadly we don't have some scheme where you get $50 for referring X posters once they hit 100 posts or something
Sockpuppets everywhere. It would make Food seem like a holiday.

[Zurvan]

What would you do, if there was sockpuppet, right in front of you

[Five_X]

Nice try C_V.

[Tobias]

Random thought

its (my) Friday. Damn I good go for a brandy.


but yeeeeeeSh I don’t recover as quickly as I used to. I almost feel like I’m still hungover from a few weeks back. Screw it, I’m just gonna get a root beer.

*opens garage fridge*

*new bottle of cognac I don’t remember buying, pretty good one too*

well I mean...it’s kinda like god has bought me a drink....it would be rude to refuse!”

[Deathhappens]

Ok, I will give them one single point in favour, using Astorias and Recuerdos de Alhambra for the narrator is probably the single best use of non-original music I've seen in videogames (narrowly edging out Warrior Within and I Stand Alone).

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Random thought

its (my) Friday. Damn I good go for a brandy.


but yeeeeeeSh I don’t recover as quickly as I used to. I almost feel like I’m still hungover from a few weeks back. Screw it, I’m just gonna get a root beer.

*opens garage fridge*

*new bottle of cognac I don’t remember buying, pretty good one too*

well I mean...it’s kinda like god has bought me a drink....it would be rude to refuse!”

Cheers, then!

God I hate Wednesdays.

[Historia]

It's finally getting colder here.

[Zurvan]

same here

but that might be because its 6:30

time for bed and wake up in blistering heat

[Arashi_Leonhart]

HAHAHA I'M NUMBER SIX

I'VE FINALLY SLAIN ARASHI

Yeah but I've ascended past mongoose in gaining lore clarity so take that

[Mcjon01]

You’re no silvermoon though

[Spinach]

Person provably gains weight over recent months and asks for help dieting, yet pleads piteously when hit by hunger cravings for junk food. What is the right thing to do? Please them in the moment or deny them for the sake of future satisfaction?

[Dullahan]

Deny them. They'll thank you for it later.

[Gl❀w]

most diets fail in their ultimate goal to shed and keep off weight, primarily because they involve removal of certain things entirely for a limited amount of time. The more sustainable course of action is simply to readjust eating habits to favor moderation on foods of relatively worthless nutritional value, therefore,

Learn to eat the froyo instead of the ice cream

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they won't thank him when they cave in the supermarket and end up binging in private

[You]

In the US froyo can be worse for you than icecream due to ambiguous standards.

[Gl❀w]

ok, You got me on that one. But the concept is the same; find something that tastes indulgent but is less fattening/sugary/whatever

[Mcjon01]

Person provably gains weight over recent months and asks for help dieting, yet pleads piteously when hit by hunger cravings for junk food. What is the right thing to do? Please them in the moment or deny them for the sake of future satisfaction?
Deny them the junk food for your own immediate gratification

[You]

1.5.4 Frozen Yogurt
Frozen yogurt is generally referred to as the frozen ice milk possessing a typical yogurt flavor. In the United States, frozen yogurt is a blend of 90% ice milk mix and 10% plain yogurt (Chandan and Kilara, 2013). The pH of most popular frozen yogurt is around 6 and it tastes more like ice milk/cream with a hint of yogurt. In some markets, frozen yogurt is made from 100% plain yogurt along with stabilizers, corn syrup solids, and emulsifiers. It usually has a pH 4.5 or below, attained by fermentation with the two yogurt starter bacteria.
...
In the United States, acidic frozen yogurt is not liked by most consumers as the pH of frozen yogurt is usually higher than that in the Netherlands and Australia. Frozen yogurts generally contain high sugar content, and contain stabilizers and/or emulsifiers that help maintain the air bubble structure during freezing. As the production of frozen yogurts resembles closely the processing of ice cream, they are commonly manufactured in ice cream factories.

So ppl know the truth
I love froyo though

[Gl❀w]

you're really stuck on this froyo thing

[Spinach]

Deny them the junk food for your own immediate gratification

But that makes me feel bad

[Gl❀w]

I used to keep lindt truffles in the freezer and I got one every day after going out for a run, maybe that's a sort of solution? small reward for exercise? two birds

[mAc Chaos]

1.5.4 Frozen Yogurt
Frozen yogurt is generally referred to as the frozen ice milk possessing a typical yogurt flavor. In the United States, frozen yogurt is a blend of 90% ice milk mix and 10% plain yogurt (Chandan and Kilara, 2013). The pH of most popular frozen yogurt is around 6 and it tastes more like ice milk/cream with a hint of yogurt. In some markets, frozen yogurt is made from 100% plain yogurt along with stabilizers, corn syrup solids, and emulsifiers. It usually has a pH 4.5 or below, attained by fermentation with the two yogurt starter bacteria.
...
In the United States, acidic frozen yogurt is not liked by most consumers as the pH of frozen yogurt is usually higher than that in the Netherlands and Australia. Frozen yogurts generally contain high sugar content, and contain stabilizers and/or emulsifiers that help maintain the air bubble structure during freezing. As the production of frozen yogurts resembles closely the processing of ice cream, they are commonly manufactured in ice cream factories.

So ppl know the truth
I love froyo though
Huh, good to know.

[Mcjon01]

But that makes me feel bad
Weird, I’ve never had that happen to me. Are you sure you’re bullying right?

[Spinach]

I'll see what I can do Mcjon. For now I'll keep Dot on his diet and won't let him cheat

[Gl❀w]

wow

denying a cat overlord his treats

bold

[Spinach]

I own this little shit

[Gl❀w]

can any of us ever, really, like, own a cat, mannn ?

[Spinach]

I definitely own this little shit every day

[Gl❀w]

hello yes cat protective services i'd like to make a report

[Spinach]

Report that this little shit lives under my roof freeloading harder than I do

[Gl❀w]

i mean i would but cats are incapable of feeling shame, so, like,

[Snow]

Dot's fat ass

[Mcjon01]

Dot's fat ass
So you’ve read my animaniacs erotic fan fiction I see

[Snow]

Mods am I allowed to remove stupid thread tags that make no sense

[Historia]

no

[Sunara]

My cat & I are just using each other. You silly humans trying to own your cats.

Also, its getting warmer here rather than cold. But living in hell does that.

[Deathhappens]

A cat adopted me recently, then vanished for about a week, then came back to demand food, then vanished again. Cats laugh at your concept of ownership.

[AsGryffynn]

With each passing day, I wish more and more Putin would just say "f*** this" and just order Cheget to be brought to him and set the launchers to "world wide".

People are getting unbearable nowadays. They complain because someone said something marginally dry, or yell a string of profanity at your face and expect you to take it, saying you don't have "thick skin" if you get worked up by that. Where were they when someone got offended for the word "like it or not" being used on them?!

RIP "kind but stern" personalities.

[Mcjon01]

Well if you want to nuke the world because somebody was mean to you it sounds like they were pretty on the nose with the thick skin quip

[AsGryffynn]

Well if you want to nuke the world because somebody was mean to you it sounds like they were pretty on the nose with the thick skin quip

That'd be the correct for one side, but it doesn't explain why the other side are getting all "my feels" because I said something that wasn't nice (but wasn't cruel or even harsh and I said as much).

It's this whole "rock and hard place"/caught in the crossfire predicament that makes me wish there were far more global and urgent problems so people could not afford feeling emotional. You can't get along with two sides and if you try to be fair to both, you get both against you. I can't win.

And when you can't win, make sure everyone loses and end the game... or use the console to cheat the living shite out of everyone and force them to get along (I was the guy who made the Minutemen and Nuka World Raiders allies using this codes).

[Deathhappens]

Sounds like you have conflict management issues, just a little bit.

EDIT: "Not to play armchair psychologist , but".

[AsGryffynn]

Sounds like you have conflict management issues, just a little bit.

EDIT: "Not to play armchair psychologist , but".

Well, I was always able to defuse tension with IRL people, but it seems people lose some innate instincts that help diplomacy when they are online. Someone on another forum once said I am too diplomatic for the "with us or against us" Internet. Only exception seems to be non english forums like Forocoches where we fling (flung in my case) shit at each other, under the very obvious pretense that it was just to waste time and spend our sillyness/a*hole points.

[Zurvan]

we fling (flung in my case) shit at each other, under the very obvious pretense that it was just to waste time and spend our sillyness/a*hole points.

I mean, thats basically every forum though????

[AsGryffynn]

I mean, thats basically every forum though????

So "agree to disagree" does not exist online then?

[Zurvan]

obviously not, you're either right or you're the wrongest idiot in this local cluster

and I'm always right

[SpoonyViking]

That'd be the correct for one side, but it doesn't explain why the other side are getting all "my feels" because I said something that wasn't nice (but wasn't cruel or even harsh and I said as much).

Oh, well, if you said it wasn't cruel or harsh, then surely it wasn't!
I can't and won't judge this specific instance, but food for thought: you can't decide for other people how they should feel.

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obviously not, you're either right or you're the wrongest idiot in this local cluster

and I'm always right

No, you're not. Your picture is to the left of the screen.

[Zurvan]

ITS ON YOU VIKING FUCKBOI

[Deathhappens]

obviously not, you're either right or you're the wrongest idiot in this local cluster

and I'm always right

You can't be always right, Im always right that's my job

fuck your seniority

[Zurvan]

stay out of this fishrin, you've been plenty of wrong already for that statement to be a lie

[Snow]

https://i.imgur.com/CfjXs4J.jpg

[Zurvan]

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56eb012f27d4bd29de975fae/t/59cab053cf81e03fc623c705/1506455639600/GG_LOONA+ODD+EYE+CIRCLE_BODY3.jpeg

[AsGryffynn]

obviously not, you're either right or you're the wrongest idiot in this local cluster

and I'm always right

Seems the "well shit, I don't care. Next!" mentality is exclusive to the Hispanosphere. Almost every non Hispanic has a "pick a side or piss off" mentality with no ability for compromise.

And not this side of the Virgo Supercluster?

https://i.blogs.es/859780/650_1000_forocoches_png/1366_2000.png


Oh, well, if you said it wasn't cruel or harsh, then surely it wasn't!
I can't and won't judge this specific instance, but food for thought: you can't decide for other people how they should feel.

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No, you're not. Your picture is to the left of the screen.

When people come to their defense after I said it was not in bad faith and gave the context for it?

[Zurvan]

Somehow, I can understand these other people now

[Historia]

https://i.imgur.com/9tdzYbi.gif

[AsGryffynn]

Somehow, I can understand these other people now

If it has something to do with not letting go of it, that's because in this country, they answer questions with an answer you can understand and uses logic.

[I3uster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAn_fXifcA

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this guy makes beats that are so distinct and immediately recognizable to the point of sounding kind of samey but i need them and love every new one

[Deathhappens]

https://i.imgur.com/9tdzYbi.gif

ew ew ew ew ew stop watching the anime and pick up the manga RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[SpoonyViking]

ITS ON YOU VIKING FUCKBOI

Bring it on! By the time we're done, even Castor won't recognise your beautiful face!

[Deathhappens]

Oh and regarding the earlier conversation:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/203/444843776_239c408188.jpg

[Historia]

ew ew ew ew ew stop watching the anime and pick up the manga RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I already did. Didn't really care for it tbh but I like that character enough to go 'meh, okay'

[AsGryffynn]

I already did. Didn't really care for it tbh but I like that character enough to go 'meh, okay'

Why do they always assume people seeing the anime read no manga?

[Deathhappens]

Why do they always assume people seeing the anime read no manga?

Nobody who has read the manga would willingly subject themselves to that anime.

[Zurvan]

Nobody who has read the manga would willingly subject themselves to that anime.


I already did. Didn't really care for it tbh but I like that character enough to go 'meh, okay'


You can't be always right, Im always right that's my job

You're bad at your job

[AsGryffynn]

Nobody who has read the manga would willingly subject themselves to that anime.

Maybe they saw it first, then read the manga and then post the moving petroglyphs.

I did this with narry too many and anime when moe wasn't the shit...

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You're bad at your job

And you're awful at taking serious questions as they were meant to be addressed.

[Zurvan]

You're fun

[AsGryffynn]

You're fun

http://www.memes.at/faces/serious_not_okay.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/271/793/451.gif

[Zurvan]

You know I never thought I'd identify with a anime protag this much but

https://imgur.com/Jgn2VuB.jpg

this guy is basically me

[Toa of Gallifrey]

Seems the "well shit, I don't care. Next!" mentality is exclusive to the Hispanosphere. Almost every non Hispanic has a "pick a side or piss off" mentality with no ability for compromise.


Hmm, you might be onto something. I'm hispanic as well, and I usually can't be bothered to care whether I'm right or wrong on internet matters, and most of my hispanic friends are like that too, yet my friends overseas are much less wiling to admit defeat in our chinese cartoon chats.

[Historia]

no, no, you nerds are misunderstanding

i read the manga first, then saw the anime, thought both were shit, but liked shiho's character enough that i let it slide

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well, more characters than shiho -- i didnt read it for the plot lets say that -- but, yeah

[Zurvan]

No I was right

as I always am

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Bring it on! By the time we're done, even Castor won't recognise your beautiful face!

seriously this shipping obsession is becoming almost scary but very well

You're going down Tobias' a-pun-tice

[Historia]

No I was right

as I always am

ah, of course

of course

[AsGryffynn]

You know I never thought I'd identify with a anime protag this much but

https://imgur.com/Jgn2VuB.jpg

this guy is basically me

That guy is probably all of us if we're expected to be decent members of society. Also, most OCs I create (for any purpose)...

Makes no sense to be a pervert openly if you want bitches (I'm looking at you Issei)...


Hmm, you might be onto something. I'm hispanic as well, and I usually can't be bothered to care whether I'm right or wrong on internet matters, and most of my hispanic friends are like that too, yet my friends overseas are much less wiling to admit defeat in our chinese cartoon chats.

Lo sabia.

Wey, weon o tio shur?

basically I am asking you which region you are for...

I mean, seriously...

https://thefireescapeartist.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/someone-is-wrong-on-internet.png?w=273&h=300


No I was right

as I always am


All according to the plan...

[Mcjon01]

The fluffy cat that came to see me on the way to school sometimes is dead, that’s sad
Hit by a car

[Five_X]

Oh no, kitty :(

[Gl❀w]

1046565865091723266https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1046565865091723

[Historia]

i wonder if i should import a flip-phone from japan

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but then cool < affordable but also affordable < features and ease of access

[Gl❀w]

https://i.imgur.com/SPJbyXB.jpg

[Deathhappens]

You're bad at your job

You failed to consider "watched the anime, THEN the manga"
no U

[Historia]

plot twist: he ain't got no job, boi

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i've also been writing for the past several hours, my hands are tired, bye

[Saiga]

https://i.imgur.com/SPJbyXB.jpg

when i ask the 8 ball if i'll ever be loved

[Nikiri]

The fluffy cat that came to see me on the way to school sometimes is dead, that’s sad
Hit by a car

Sad indeed

[You]

Lo sabia.

Wey, weon o tio shur?

basically I am asking you which region you are for...

I mean, seriously...

https://thefireescapeartist.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/someone-is-wrong-on-internet.png?w=273&h=300



All according to the plan...
Me gusta chorizo wey

[AsGryffynn]

Me gusta chorizo wey

Tiraflechas detected!

[Sunara]

Oh and regarding the earlier conversation:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/203/444843776_239c408188.jpg
I haven't seen 8-bit in ages. Good times.

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Seems the "well shit, I don't care. Next!" mentality is exclusive to the Hispanosphere. Almost every non Hispanic has a "pick a side or piss off" mentality with no ability for compromise. Hmm, you might be onto something. I'm hispanic as well, and I usually can't be bothered to care whether I'm right or wrong on internet matters, and most of my hispanic friends are like that too, yet my friends overseas are much less wiling to admit defeat in our chinese cartoon chats.

Is that what it is? I thought I was just too lazy to read through walls of texts or just not knowledgeable enough so I refrain. And 100% I don't feel like debating... too bothersome.

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https://i.imgur.com/SPJbyXB.jpg
Me responding in Spanish.... couldn't be because I don't know it.

Also reminds me of the fortune pen at a store that hated chicken.
It liked meat but not chicken, pork, or fish. O:

[Deathhappens]

Headphones, 30€
Lossless audio, free from the internet
old smartphone, who even knows anymore

blasting weaboo music on the go while it's raining, priceless.

[Historia]

i made something stupid and wanted to share:

https://i.imgur.com/2M8aLlZ.png

[Laserman]

I wanted to see the My Hero Academia movie, but I couldn't because my ride's breaks stopped working on the last day of the first showing. Then suddenly, my friend wants me to see the Venom movie with him. I want to see a movie, I can't, then he suddenly wants me to watch one with him that I don't even want to see just like last time. It's like I'm not allowed to watch anime movies in theaters.

[Saiga]

I tried to find times for the MHA movie, and it weirdly looks like it's playing in most states but mine. That's pretty unusual, but hopefully it will come to cinemas here later.

[SpoonyViking]

seriously this shipping obsession is becoming almost scary but very well

You're going down Tobias' a-pun-tice

So you're bothered by the shipping, but not by me finding you beautiful.
Innnnnnteresting.

[Zurvan]

I just decided to take the compliment

And hey if you want to throw out your inner gay, this is probably the thread to do it

[Spinach]

The me in the mirror today is pretty handsome, I'd fuck him

[Sunara]

Now, now children.... the kindergarten is next door.

I kind of feel forgotten about..... and really tired of being the one contacting/planning stuff/ etc.
I hate my life.... I want to go back to my worry-free life where I believed everything would work out.

The me in the mirror is an ugly witch; how my bf thinks I'm attractive is beyond me.

Also, I somehow fooled a co-worker into thinking I'm an interesting person.

[Zurvan]

P sure you've fooled more than just your coworker

[Historia]

And hey if you want to throw out your inner gay, this is probably the thread to do it

what about the questions thread

[AsGryffynn]

I wanted to see the My Hero Academia movie, but I couldn't because my ride's breaks stopped working on the last day of the first showing. Then suddenly, my friend wants me to see the Venom movie with him. I want to see a movie, I can't, then he suddenly wants me to watch one with him that I don't even want to see just like last time. It's like I'm not allowed to watch anime movies in theaters.

We're not allowed to watch Chinese Cartoons in public. That's the rules... at least the unspoken rules around here...

Say, if any of you earned $150 a day for spending one day in jail, how long would you spend in jail?

Also...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SjIY70M4_2I/maxresdefault.jpg

Thank me later... https://st.forocoches.com/foro/images/smilies/goofy.gif

[Deathhappens]

I technically did that for two years, though at least we got out two days a week (sometimes). It was miserable as fuck.



EDIT: 150 a month rather than a day, but still.

[Strife ❤️]

I earn more than that for going to work and I also don’t have to be in jail, so, no time at all?

[SpoonyViking]

I just decided to take the compliment

And hey if you want to throw out your inner gay, this is probably the thread to do it

"Inner", yes. :-)

[Zurvan]

C-congratulations?

[SpoonyViking]

Also, I somehow fooled a co-worker into thinking I'm an interesting person.

You're not uninteresting. :-)

[Zurvan]

what about the questions thread

what about the questions thread?

[SpoonyViking]

C-congratulations?

Nah, nothing as dramatic as that!

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what about the questions thread?

You can't tell me you've forgotten about the Lancer x Archer gay pics?

[Zurvan]

Then what

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well, this is the first time seeing that happen...

oh right, that was a thing

[SpoonyViking]

Well, I'm not usually so candid online, but I'm a light bisexual.

[Snow]

I'm a hard bisexual

[Five_X]

There are two types of beer-


I'm a light bisexual.


I'm a hard bisexual

[AsGryffynn]

I am marginally bicurious (as in, I've kissed guys without being grossed out or anything, but I wasn't aroused even if I though he looked nice and also, I was drunk and in a costume party, so my exhibitionist side wanted to to draw attention to himself)...

[Gl❀w]

I own a bicycle

[Zurvan]

I breathe air

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on occasions

[Gl❀w]

That shit’ll kill you

[AsGryffynn]

So will eating, but hey, none care...

[Zurvan]

That shit’ll kill you

that's the plan

[Spinach]

Gay Thoughts Thread

[Bird of Hermes]

Gay Thoughts Thread
Tom Hardy hot

[Snow]

Good content.

[Zurvan]

so dead

[Draconic]

I’m gonna be honest, I’m a little surprised that the It’s So Haaard thread is virtually untouched. I mean I wasn’t expecting it to be a hit, but I thought more people liked Okita and Nobu.

[Historia]

i like nobu, but that's really because hellsing

[Mcjon01]

Just two more hours and I'll finally have proper (unlimited) Internet access again after a month and a half tethered to my phone
I'm gonna stream Netflix all day and download a bunch of porn I mean anime I mean porn

[Sunara]

P sure you've fooled more than just your coworker



You're not uninteresting. :-)
I personally think I'm really boring but I guess I'm glad others think that? They might get bored when they learn the truth.

Making dashi stock for some soba noodles.... turned around to find my cat staring & waiting.

[Historia]

Was trying to find Blu-ray restoration of On the Silver Globe by Andrzej Żuławski and came across this good music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsu1mNgNuE

[Gl❀w]

Just two more hours and I'll finally have proper (unlimited) Internet access again after a month and a half tethered to my phone
I'm gonna stream Netflix all day and download a bunch of porn I mean anime I mean porn
Agostino Carracci pirated porn in the 16th century and influenced art history forever so, I mean,

[Sunara]

My cat was still looking for the loose fish just a lil while ago.
Because they obviously exist in the wild, roaming around kitchens, houses, etc.
The magical flying fish still exists for her.

[Deathhappens]

Just two more hours and I'll finally have proper (unlimited) Internet access again after a month and a half tethered to my phone
I'm gonna stream Netflix all day and download a bunch of porn I mean anime I mean porn

Low-hanging fruit but, what's the difference?

[Historia]

Low-hanging fruit but, what's the difference?

hentai

[Tobias]

Tales from the unit:

Come in, check admissions report, learn a patient has become labile, believing we are impeding her discharge and her ride is here.

this ride takes the form of Alanis and Donald trump awaiting her in a helicopter located on the hospital roof

[Deathhappens]

I actually had to google "labile". TIL!

That's kind of sad, though. Probably routine for you, but all the more sad for that.

[the god of world-0]

I am back, what did i lost?

[Zurvan]

okay pack it up RT's dead go home you miserable shits

[Deathhappens]

I am back, what did i lost?
grammer



okay pack it up RT's dead go home you miserable shits

What, again?

[the god of world-0]

Well, death happens.

[Sunara]

I am back, what did i lost?

hentai
Probably? Seemed appropriate.

[Zurvan]

grammer

What, again?

still

and grammar*

[Deathhappens]

Thatsthejoke.jpg

I'm giving you minus points for not understanding that, I hoped you were better Zuzu

[Zurvan]

and back on ignore with you

[Deathhappens]

The tragedy, the horror!

[Zurvan]

nah I kid I couldnt never do that

ilu u gays

[Deathhappens]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of_jyeDZ3Sg

[Zurvan]

In fact I'm entertaining myself quite well

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or well someone is

[Deathhappens]

What else is there in life but fleeting enjoyment before the cold embrace of Never?

[Zurvan]

the next batch of enjoyment

[SpoonyViking]

Well, death happens.

Nice!

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In fact I'm entertaining myself quite well

[George Takei]Oh, my.[/George Takei]

[Deathhappens]

I accidentally myself to the first Penny Arcade comic.

Jesus Christ, 1999 was 20 years ago.

[Historia]

kyaa new pc build total comes out at 880 USD

must hold out another month or two and hopefully prices will drop

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also, music time:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwW8N4AIWAY

[the god of world-0]

I was missing you guys music taste.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Nikiri]

:nasu:

[Zurvan]

???????????????

[Zurvan]

hints damn it, give us hints

[Historia]

it was a mistake to have a large order of rice and chicken with hot sauce and spices

[Zurvan]

interesting way to invite someone

sure I'd love to come over and have extra dinner

[Historia]

sure, if i had any left

i ate it all yesterday

and now i'm dealing with the consequences today

[Deathhappens]

Doesn't matter, had food.

[Tobias]

Tales from the unit:

Of the 6 therapists on staff, 4 call in, leaving me and an intern to handle the hospital.

I Sort that shit out in a day I straight up don’t remember because I was flying through it to hard.

Next day, speaking to a co-worker who actually is usually reliable when it comes to coming in.

*hands her a coffee I bought her*

Rapebird: I give you this to soften the following

Co-worker: ok...?

Rapebird: if you call in again, ima eat yer brains.

Co-worker: *begins laughing uproariously.*

...

Co-worker: *laughter trails off nerviously as she notes I am not laughing.

Rapebird: I will crack open your skull and feast on the delicious goo therein.

Co-worker:...

Rapebird: enjoy your coffee. *leaves office.*

The sequel to this tale:

this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

the answer is

no, that just means she will be easier to catch.

[Iceblade44]

NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ah you give us his name this time, well this will be exicting. Though given how early you get to see shot we will have to wait a while don't we.

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The sequel to this tale:

this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

the answer is

no, that just means she will be easier to catch.

I don't know who I should be more afraid of Toby, your patients or you.

[Mcjon01]

NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LB4 that bad huh

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Its just terminology stuff.

You know.

Like Altria.

[Iceblade44]

Well that's something I don't want to hear.

[SpoonyViking]

The sequel to this tale:

this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

the answer is

no, that just means she will be easier to catch.

You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.

[Mattias]

Its just terminology stuff.

You know.

Like Altria.

Babylon stuff I'm guessing?

Is Tiamat going to Tiermato?

[Zurvan]

King Salmon

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Babylon stuff I'm guessing?

No

[You]

prana

[Tobias]

I don't know who I should be more afraid of Toby, your patients or you.

if it makes you feel better I have no immediate, concrete plans to eat your brains

[LJ3]

You sound like a fun co worker

my co worker almost cut her thumb off and she was back in like two days in good spirits, showing off pictures of her almost severed thumb

god bless her

[Tobias]

You sound like a fun co worker


I honestly can’t tell if you are being sarcastic

[Five_X]

You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.

not sure if this is ethical

[LJ3]

I honestly can’t tell if you are being sarcastic

Yes

realtalk, I think you’re alright and was being genuine.

[SpoonyViking]

not sure if this is ethical

I'm entirely sure it's completely unethical and should be done anyway.
(Do NOT take that seriously, Tobias!)

[Deathhappens]

You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.

Motion seconded, legal issues aside.

[Historia]

i think i've found an image that matches the one in my head for a character that i've been sitting on for 3+ years now,

https://i.imgur.com/EdyHc7B.jpg?1

took awhile

[You]

Just looked at the online stats 720 guests
who are these guests/are they real people?
What are they looking at?

[Mattias]

Maybe people who don't feel like logging on when they're on their phone?

Or people lurking the FGO or Prisma threads looking for translations?

God knows it's not people reading all the hot new fanfics we have.

[Historia]

bots

[Historia]

oh, and computer update:

played around with prices for new pc build and upgraded my parts for -50 USD. So instead of 880 USD I could get the whole thing for 830 USD. Got a less expensive power supply (and it's still gold at 550w = no loss), SSD (also still at 250GB = no loss), and a better GPU (from a i5 7600k --> i5 8600, so a 4 core to a 6 core). power wattage is 301w, so it saves on electricity bills + the cooler i got is a macho rev b so it'll be extra quiet and have more than enough power to stay, oh, i dunno, under 60 C for games like AC Odyssey on high settings. Only 8GB RAM and a 1060 3gb though.

Could've got an i7-8700 for 300 USD but that'd be overkill for my needs.

Haven't bought it yet to see what happens next month but this'll probably be the build i'll go with.

[Iceblade44]

Huh so it appears that YouTube broke. That's the first time that happened

[Mattias]

Huh so it appears that YouTube broke. That's the first time that happened

So it wasn't just me. Good to know.

[Deathhappens]

oh, and computer update:

played around with prices for new pc build and upgraded my parts for -50 USD. So instead of 880 USD I could get the whole thing for 830 USD. Got a less expensive power supply (and it's still gold at 550w = no loss), SSD (also still at 250GB = no loss), and a better GPU (from a i5 7600k --> i5 8600, so a 4 core to a 6 core). power wattage is 301w, so it saves on electricity bills + the cooler i got is a macho rev b so it'll be extra quiet and have more than enough power to stay, oh, i dunno, under 60 C for games like AC Odyssey on high settings. Only 8GB RAM and a 1060 3gb though.

Could've got an i7-8700 for 300 USD but that'd be overkill for my needs.

Haven't bought it yet to see what happens next month but this'll probably be the build i'll go with.

Absolutely do not stint on the PSU. Much better to invest an extra buck in a pricey "brand name" one with decent failsafes and surge protection than to just get one that matches the specs and risk having the mobo fried whenever there's an outage. Sure, freak occurrence, but so is getting hit by lightning and you still don't stint on lightning rods.

[I3uster]

every part of my room except my desk is clean

[Mooncake]

Same

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Well

Close enough

[Historia]

Absolutely do not stint on the PSU. Much better to invest an extra buck in a pricey "brand name" one with decent failsafes and surge protection than to just get one that matches the specs and risk having the mobo fried whenever there's an outage. Sure, freak occurrence, but so is getting hit by lightning and you still don't stint on lightning rods.

early i might've disagreed as it's from corsair but after doing more research the seasonic (my original choice) is worth the extra. Have to wait for things to go on sale again, though.

Gonna hold off on it for black friday/christmas anyway. Maybe I can snag better deals.

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If I do get a good deal, I'd get i7 8700 + 1070 gtx (I missed one for both yesterday, in fact a bit bummed about that).

[the god of world-0]

My desk is always a mess, more oftem the not it is the only mess in the room.

[Tobias]

Tales from the unit: in music form!

On the seventh day of crazy my unit gave to me


7 angry nurses
6 new patients
5 panicking interns
4 code whites
3 CMEs
2 instances of nudity
And my boss’s ID badge shoved up a patient’s vagiiiinaaaaaa

[LJ3]

Are you okay

[Tobias]

My job is not boring

[the god of world-0]

Is the patient's vagina ok?

[Tobias]

Didn’t seem to be any the worse for wear.

Not sure the badge will ever recover though.

[SpoonyViking]

...Is that a common occurrence? People suffering from mental afflictions inserting objects into their bodies?

[Tobias]

My job is not boring.

[Zurvan]

is that your mantra to keep yourself sane

[Tobias]

Is it working?

[the god of world-0]

I dont think little zelda is sleeping tonight.
With also means i am not sleeping tonight.
Who will keep me company?

[Deathhappens]

Is it working?

Physician, heal thyself.

[Sunara]

Some days I feel like I should be in an institution but they're doing a terrible job as I keep getting out.

[Historia]

edgy

[RoydGolden]

Can anyone kindly tell me if/where there's a "Preview Avatar" option? I'm thinking of getting a new one but I want to make sure it works beforehand to avoid the mess of last time...

[RoydGolden]

Nevermind, I got it to work just fine. I think the problem last time was that I made the Paint window bigger than the image I was using, so there was always a bit of white space to the side.

[Zurvan]

mhmm, why continue on, an intriguing question

[RoydGolden]

mhmm, why continue on, an intriguing question

I already answered the question on my own, but thanks anyway.

[Historia]

thats not a platelet

[Zurvan]

that wasn't aimed at you Royd????

[RoydGolden]

that wasn't aimed at you Royd????

My bad. Who were you responding to then? World-0? His post was the only one I can see on this page that ended with a question...

[Zurvan]

It was aimed at myself

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its fine if you dont understand

[Deathhappens]

You're just misunderstood Zurvie it's fine

[Historia]

asked reddit to build me a budget pc build and they managed to get me a 1070 ti with the total budget being 847.95 USD with gaming at 144hz. I switched out the 41.05 USD 650w corsair bronze + powersupply for a 650w seasonic focus plus platinum at 84.99 USD (25 off).

That brings the total to 891.33 USD (+ tax / shipping & other discount promos factored in). Adding to that, I upgraded the case by 10 USD (switched out tempered glass Phanteks for an all steel Inwin). That brings it to 901.33 USD. But, wait, there's more: local store has a bundle deal, so I can get the motherboard for 30 USD cheaper. That brings it down to 879.78 USD. If I go the open box route (so, used), I can get it for 40.96 USD base price instead of 87.99 USD which means with -30 off that's 10.96 USD for the motherboard.

for a grand total of 832.75 USD without an aftermarket cooler. I can still add a solid quality cooler for 60 USD and be at 894.69 USD.

My budget is 900 USD.

You know, if luck is on my side.

[Megas]

http://ust.chatango.com/um/f/o/foreverlazy/img/l_413.jpg

....heh.

[Deathhappens]

Oh shit, I should probably get back into that game at some point in time. Tweedleedee and Tweedledumb's adventure was so boring (and the PSVita so unforgivably laggy in menus) I completely erased it from memory.

Meh. They can wait until after Catherine 2 and Hacker's Memory.

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asked reddit to build me a budget pc build and they managed to get me a 1070 ti with the total budget being 847.95 USD with gaming at 144hz. I switched out the 41.05 USD 650w corsair bronze + powersupply for a 650w seasonic focus plus platinum at 84.99 USD (25 off).

That brings the total to 891.33 USD (+ tax / shipping & other discount promos factored in). Adding to that, I upgraded the case by 10 USD (switched out tempered glass Phanteks for an all steel Inwin). That brings it to 901.33 USD. But, wait, there's more: local store has a bundle deal, so I can get the motherboard for 30 USD cheaper. That brings it down to 879.78 USD. If I go the open box route (so, used), I can get it for 40.96 USD base price instead of 87.99 USD which means with -30 off that's 10.96 USD for the motherboard.

for a grand total of 832.75 USD without an aftermarket cooler. I can still add a solid quality cooler for 60 USD and be at 894.69 USD.

My budget is 900 USD.

You know, if luck is on my side.

Sounds bangin' .

[Sunara]

mhmm, why continue on, an intriguing question
Because there's something fun & interesting waiting for you?
If nothing else, just to mess with people?

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I'm looking forward to Catherine 2 as well..... sheep people.
"Take 1 sheep & squish him & SHEEP JUICE!"

[Historia]

I bought the build without the cooler. Total will be 881.82 after mail-in rebates (I opted to just get the motherboard new, instead of used).

Here's the one I was recommended: https://pcpartpicker.com/list/xDwvmq

and here's the one I made from that w/cooler included: https://pcpartpicker.com/list/42LTNQ

[Deathhappens]

Must...resist urge... to start theorycrafting new PC...

[Zurvan]

why resist, there's nothing wrong with just theorizing no
go on, move your mind to craft and wail over your worldly lacks

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Because there's something fun & interesting waiting for you?
If nothing else, just to mess with people?

why mess with them, are they even worth recognizing

[Deathhappens]

Because if I start looking at new stuff, I'll realise how painfully outdated my old stuff is, and how unlikely it is to amass the budget to update any of it, and I'll feel sad

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why mess with them, are they even worth recognizing

A man alone is either God or Beast

thus spoke Aristotle

[Historia]

yeah my wallet hurst

now for more music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7By43AWsj9Y

[Laserman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj7VMd8z8XAMy friend fixed my 3DS, I just need to get a new charger and I ended up watching the Venom movie. It wasn't bad, but Venom without Spider Man? Why bother?

[Sunara]

why mess with them, are they even worth recognizing
Because its fun?

It appears my co-workers are hard to prank.... made pictures on the side of a water-cooler (with magnets that were being given to us free) & no one reacted. I was at least hoping for a competition of who can make the most eleborate or lol worthly thing....
Looks like it was too low level.

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Yeah, it'd be nice to have some spare change for once....

[Deathhappens]

Saw a flier about a Halloween party stuck on a wall, turned out to be from last year
sure is festive around here

[Zurvan]

if you get invited to a halloween party in like the first week of october, are you doing it right, or wrong?
asking for a friend

[Spinach]

normie

[Tobias]

There is this scene in Johnny bravo where Carl asks pops for help. And pops having just been wowed by something I don’t remember says

“I’m sorry Carl I can’t see anything I have large dollar signs for eyes”

thats how how I feel right now.

its hard to remember what I’m supposed to be negotiating for when they offer me like another 20k a year in increased salary and benifits

[SpoonyViking]

Nice! Congrats, Tobias!

Are you sticking with the private sector, then? Weren't you going to be a therapist at a military base?

[Zurvan]

normie

sed hep