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Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 01:18 AM
Welcome, to Team TIK's questions thread, where we answer all important life questions!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Does the chicken die when a car makes it roadkill?
Why does my old Algebra teacher assume that black people know how to make fried chicken?

All these questions and more will be answered! You just gotta ask them! :D

Team TIK, your hosts, is made of:
- Theocrass (TIK Ranger Brown!)
- IRUn (TIK Ranger Purple!)
- Keyne (TIK Ranger Blue!)

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g461/Theocrass/team-1.jpg?t=1302589863http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g461/Theocrass/TIKbanner.jpg?t=1302153074

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 01:22 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Can I haz cheezburger?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 01:25 AM
Dear Listener,

This is a very delicate matter that needs to handled with utmost sensitivity. Many people ask for cheezburger, but they are not prepared for the raw explosion of flavor they receive. Truthfully, only those with tiger blood (like Charlie Sheen) can handle the cheezburger. Why is this, you ask? Well, we're not sure ourselves. There may be a link to Old Spice deodorant and crack, both of which felines produce naturally with their sweat. So, unless you possess tiger blood or are actually a tiger, then no. I'm afraid you cannot haz cheezburger. Our sincerest condolences.

From,
Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 01:27 AM
Dear Team TIK,

How about babies? I hear that they're quite good when roasted, and my diet could use a change.

Sincerely,
Marth

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 01:30 AM
Dear Listener,

Babies are indeed good eating. We here at Team TIK find that babies are at their absolute best, when their soul has been extracted from their body. After extracting the soul, transmute it into a clear liquid and pour it into a wineglass. Then, roast the now functionally dead baby body in the oven for 10 minutes at 360 degrees. Enjoy your soul punch with roasted baby meat. We wish you good eats.

From,
Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 01:35 AM
And now a messeage from our sponsors:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e0Gsn4khss

Ivan The Mouse
April 7th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I just smoked a paper cigarette while reading hentai doujinshi and it felt so good. Can you suggest anymore alternative ways to pass time?

Sincerely,
Ivan The Mouse

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 01:44 AM
Dear Listener,

Babies are indeed good eating. We here at Team TIK find that babies are at their absolute best, when their soul has been extracted from their body. After extracting the soul, transmute it into a clear liquid and pour it into a wineglass. Then, roast the now functionally dead baby body in the oven for 10 minutes at 360 degrees. Enjoy your soul punch with roasted baby meat. We wish you good eats.

From,
Team TIK

You guys are SIC! how can you do that?! You don't eat babies! You let them turn into lolis!

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 01:50 AM
Dear Ivan,

I also recommend going for long walks on the beach looking for baby seals to rehabiliate. It's how I always start my morning.

Alternatively, smoking a paper cigarette while playing videogames is a suitable alternative.

- Team TIK



Dear DarkMAN,

An excellent point there, Listener. Which reminds me, did you all know that a child dies every 10 seconds somewhere in the world? Many of them before they even reach six years of age.

Think about that one for a second there.

- Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 01:52 AM
And now we here at Team TIK would like to remind you that if you ever find yourself running from vicious, man-eating zombies, Nike is the shoe for you!

http://images.sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nike-hyperdunk.jpg

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 02:14 AM
Dear Team TIK,

There's GODDAMN ZOMBIE KITTENS on my lawn! And it's night outside, so I can't see well enough to shoot the damn things! And I have no spotlights!
What should I do?

Sincerely,
Marth

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 02:30 AM
Dear Listener,

Get ready to hold the line all night long until dawn breaks. Make sure you've had plenty of calories and a sturdy crowbar. After that, be sure to install the necessary anti-zombie kitten precautions as recommended by your local task force. Be sure to not forget the firebomb lawn gnomes, either.

Sincerely,
Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 02:48 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I have a problem. I cannot choose between the two shown below.

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/687/424dda32afe4b58b69efeb74cd87df5fe94462a9.jpg?82872 3

OR

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/606/474f7d0d331e0c3b71a18e75ecd035ebacce7198.jpg?74134 9

Please advise me on this most important of matters.

Sincerely,
Marth


P.S. Zombie kittens were eliminated thanks to timely arrival of reinforcements. Broke more than a few of my good butcher knives stabbing kittens, though.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 02:53 AM
Dear Listener,

Top one definitely. But that's just one man's opinion.

-Team TIK

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 02:56 AM
Dear Marth,

Alternatively, you could choose Hilary Clinton, and I don't mean in an election.

Sincirely,
Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 02:58 AM
Dear Team TIK,

How do I shot web?

Confusedly,
Marth

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Dear Marth,

Open your Internet browser, pick up a gun and load it, cock it and point it in the monitor's direction. Then, pull the trigger.

- Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 03:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/shaggymcp/1223085176389sn6.jpg

MZeroX
April 7th, 2011, 03:07 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I can't decide which is more moe: zombie yome who thinks literally eating you is romantic sounding or ghost yome that tries to kill you whenever you try to actually help her.

In crisis,
Zero

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 03:10 AM
Dear MZeroX,

Yes. :3

From,
TIK

Lavender
April 7th, 2011, 03:22 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Who is the most powerful character in the Nasuverse?

Love (http://i51.tinypic.com/2rmp4iu.jpg),
Lavender

KENTA
April 7th, 2011, 03:24 AM
Dear TIK, who would win in a fight between TIK and VAT?

MZeroX
April 7th, 2011, 03:31 AM
Dear TIK,

What is the current supporting structure of the Seventh Dimension? What with the complete abandonment of the Triumvirate and frequent absences of the Pillars, on what do we base our conversations and pretentious speeches?!

Still in crisis,
Zero.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 03:32 AM
Dear Lavender,

I am the strongest character in the Nasuverse for you, and don't you forget it.

-Team TIK
***********************************
Dear KENTA,

We would cause we're awesome.

-Team TIK
***********************************
Dear MZeroX,

On food.

-Team TIK

KENTA
April 7th, 2011, 03:35 AM
TIK, I think this means war. VAT will come.....and we will strike with a furious vengeance!

Once Verg gets his internet back!

Oh, and I suppose we're actually KAV because I'm KENTA and not that one guy here.

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 03:38 AM
Dear TiK. Why do I wake up at one in the morning if extreme exhaustion causes me to nod of at nine o'clock instead of my more traditional eleven?

lilithsama
April 7th, 2011, 03:39 AM
^^i agree
even with kenken's negative suck, verg's awesomeness is still overwhelming and he would kick everyone's ass here in one huge thrust
EVERYONE
like
the entire 7th
thats how powerful it is

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 03:49 AM
Dear TiK. Why do I wake up at one in the morning if extreme exhaustion causes me to nod of at nine o'clock instead of my more traditional eleven?

Dear Tobias,

Your bladder sends you encrypted e-mails that it is in a dire need of a leak.

-Team TIK

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 04:30 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I have a problem. I cannot choose between the two shown below.

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/687/424dda32afe4b58b69efeb74cd87df5fe94462a9.jpg?82872 3

OR

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/606/474f7d0d331e0c3b71a18e75ecd035ebacce7198.jpg?74134 9

Please advise me on this most important of matters.

Sincerely,
Marth

I think the best answer her is: "Why choose only one?"

And also I want to join VAT... KAV... Whatever it is.

Iucif3r
April 7th, 2011, 04:36 AM
Dear TIK,

Which do you think makes the world revolve? Love, compassion, contradiction, or hypocrisy?


Deeply misguided,
Iucif3r

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 04:38 AM
^ lolis.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 04:40 AM
Dear Iucif3r,

That is indeed an interesting and confusing matter. For you see, every human has a different resolve. You can't just pin-point one and say that it is it. Maybe your examples are collectives of thoughts one the same topic. Yes, there will be people that will share your view, but not all of them. However... there is one solid claim, that something that makes the world revolve. That thing is a vag000.

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 04:53 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Why is there no Illya route in F/SN?! Or a Caster route?!

Miserably,
Marth

MZeroX
April 7th, 2011, 04:54 AM
Dear Team TIK,

are you easily affected by puns?

Curious,
Zero

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 05:28 AM
Dear Marth,

Because because.

-Team TIK
*************************
Dear MZeroX

We like'em puns.

-Team TIK

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 07:41 AM
Why can't I find a girlfriend? ;__;

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 07:53 AM
Dear DarkMAN

Cause you're not trying hard enough.

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 07:55 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Who would win in a rap battle, Abraham Lincoln or Chuck Norris?

Curiously,
Marth

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 07:56 AM
Dear Marth,

Eminem

-Team TIK

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 08:07 AM
Dear DarkMAN

Cause you're not trying hard enough.

-Team TIK


...

They will die if I smack them harder...

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 08:11 AM
DarkMAN, are you using your PIMP hand, or your WHIPM hand to smack them?

Kotonoha
April 7th, 2011, 08:15 AM
ghost yome that tries to kill you whenever you try to actually help her

Corpse Party has waifus for you then.

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 08:57 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Even in a confession scene, F.O.E.! (See image below)

Why?! =(

Horrified,
Marth

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/567/149b68feac9fc3c6f032f29ef1ad65a506884436.jpg?69861 9

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:09 AM
Dear Marth,

Because you're dat sexay.

-Team TIK.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 09:17 AM
Thanks for listening thus far. Today's session is brought to you by:

http://www.oddyap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/spermies_candy_no_salt_added2.jpg

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 09:20 AM
Is that......a real candy? 0___0

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 09:23 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Cats or Dogs?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Kotonoha
April 7th, 2011, 09:28 AM
The answer you guys give to that question will affect how I view you from now on, choose wisely.

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 09:38 AM
how is kota's mom doing?

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:40 AM
Dear Milbunk,

Peregrine Falcons.

-Team TIK
************************
Dear Tobias,

I dunno lol.

-Team TIK

KENTA
April 7th, 2011, 09:41 AM
Dear Team TIK,

T, I, or K?

From,
KAV

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 09:41 AM
you went with jake's morph?! bastards!

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:42 AM
Dear Team TIK,

T, I, or K?

From,
KAV

Dear KENTA,

TIK. That is ALL.

From,
Team TIK

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:43 AM
Dear KENTA,

U jelly? :3

-Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 09:43 AM
Dear Marth,

I haven't a clue. I just found it online. The real question is...would YOU try it???


=================================

Dear Milbunk,

Depends on you tastes and preferences, naturally. Owning a cat has different pros and cons than owning a dog would. Please do the responsible thing and pre-research to find out which pet is best suited for you.

=======================

Dear Tobias,

She just got over that headcold. Other than that, she's a-okay.




-Team TIK



EDIT: SNIPED

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:45 AM
Now you take over boys. Keyne has a delicious soup to eat.

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:46 AM
Keyne must have his soup.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:47 AM
Keyne must have his soup.

He sure does.

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 09:48 AM
why are you eating soup at the ass end of the morning?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:51 AM
Dear Tobias,

Why not?

From,
Team TIK

******************

And now, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about a local school, Cromartie High. Cromartie is a fine institution, with all manner of programs geared towards helping your child succeed. How fine, you ask? Well, why don't you take a look at this video the students put together for us.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJp6q8mFua8

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 09:52 AM
Dear theo,

tradition.


from,
team rapebird.

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:56 AM
Dear tobias,

Your logic is invalid.

From,
Team TIK

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 09:57 AM
Dear Tobias,

It's eight minutes to 4 PM where I'm sitting.

-Keyne

Tobias
April 7th, 2011, 09:58 AM
Dear team TiK,

so is like half the answers from this thread.

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 09:58 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Cat Sniper or Bear Cavalry? Please be impartial in your answer.

Sincerely,
Marth

Optimus
April 7th, 2011, 09:59 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Mew or Mewtwo? Can't really decide there.

Sincerely,
Optimus

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 10:01 AM
Dear Marth,

Make them Cat Snipers Cat-grils and we have a deal.

-Team TIK
*************************
Dear Optimus,

Mew, cause its cuter.

-Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 10:02 AM
Dear Marth,

Bear cavalry, but not in the way you would think.
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/478643/411243.jpg

From,
Team TIK
***************
Dear Optimus,

Mew x2. Your welcome.

From,
Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 10:03 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Missionary or doggystyle?

-Marth

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 10:03 AM
Dear Marth,

Doggy. All day every day.

From,
Team TIK

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 10:04 AM
Dear Marth,

Whichever does better for you.

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 10:04 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Yandere, Tsundere, or Kuudere? I CANNOT CHOOSE!

-Marth

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 10:05 AM
Dear Marth,

Kuudere.

-Team TIK

Optimus
April 7th, 2011, 10:06 AM
Dear Team TIK,

If you could choose only one character to have his/her own route at Fate/Stay Night, which would be?

Sincerely,
Optimus

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 10:07 AM
Dear Team TIK,

If you could choose only one character to have his/her own route at Fate/Stay Night, which would be?

Sincerely,
Optimus

Taiga.

And about your sig, that would be ME!

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 10:08 AM
Dear Optimus,

I'd say Saber, Irun'd say Illya, Theo'd say.... the lion plushie.

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 10:08 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Turns out I prefer yandere anyway. Now, keeping that in mind, if the person pictured below was in my room, what would be the best course of action?

A.) J-J-JAM IT IN!

B.) Run

C.) Die

Sincerely,
Marth

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/346/1aa5e00192601dd808afe4e38106fff5a3d83707.jpg?36656 0

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 10:09 AM
Dear Marth,

I'll be at your funeral.

-Team TIK

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 10:09 AM
^^Where's the chainsaw option?

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 10:18 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Why doesn't everyone accept how awesome bacon is?

-Marth

Ivan The Mouse
April 7th, 2011, 10:20 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Do have any advices regarding raping Yanderekkos?

Sincerely yours,
Ivan The Mouse

Optimus
April 7th, 2011, 10:24 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Which Major Arcana do you think suits me?

Sincerely,
Optimus

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 11:01 AM
Dear Marth,

Because they're Jewish, and they don't eat pig. It's a religious thing, of course.


==================

Dear Ivan,

Knock the knife out of their hands, hold them down, and stick it in their butt. Thrust hard. Repeatedly. Until she cannot live without your meatflesh.


====================

Dear Optimus,

I'd suggest either Necromancy or full-blown Druidism. Like a boss.


-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 11:03 AM
Man, you keep some weird hours, IRUn. :p

Aaaanyway....
-----------------

Dear Team TIK,

Why do today's cartoons suck so goddamn much?

-Marth

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 11:08 AM
Dear Marth,

During the current times, we are in what is known as a "creativity depression". Unfortunately, nearly everything really creative has already been done, so it becomes harder and harder for anything to really seem and feel unique anymore.

However, don't give up hope. Keep looking, and you'll stumble across gems worthy of your time. Maybe even by complete accident, too.

-Team TIK


PS.
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 11:14 AM
Never said it wasn't, boya. I've been up 36 hours now. =P
-----------------------------

Dear Team TIK,

Why did Toonami have to die?! Tom, come baaaaack! ;______;

Sadly,
Marth

http://sadpanda.us/images/267263-6F0Q34E.jpg

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 11:16 AM
Dear Marth,

Toonami died because the producers are assholes. No rhyme or reason behind it.

Can you believe they gave it up for LIVE ACTION ON CARTOON NETWORK? WTF?

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 11:18 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I heard it was because the new producer for Toonami purposely drove it into the ground. =/
Dunno if that had any truth to it or not, though.

Also, what's a good way to get rid of witnesses that may or may not have seen my yandere that secretly lives in my room?
<-----

-Marth

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 11:19 AM
Dear Marth,

hold them down, and stick it in their butt. Thrust hard. Repeatedly. Until she cannot live without your meatflesh.

-Team TIK

Marth
April 7th, 2011, 11:23 AM
Dear Team TIK,

That answer sounds... familiar. =/
And I was looking for a non-violent solution. Yandere is love, after all. :3

On a related note, what's a good way to remove soaked-in bloodstains from a hardwood floor?

-Marth

Cirex101
April 7th, 2011, 11:26 AM
Dear TIK, who would win in a fight, Irun or Keyne?

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 11:28 AM
Dear Cirex101,

I really haven't a clue.

-Team TIK

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 11:43 AM
Dear TIK,

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck won the Holy Grail War?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 11:45 AM
Dear Milbunk

A lot probably.

-Team TIK

eddyak
April 7th, 2011, 12:50 PM
Dear TIK,

I wish to cement the yak's position as ruler of the galaxy. How do I overcome the USSR's nuclear stockpile?

Yours until total universal domination,
Eddyak.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 12:55 PM
Dear Eddyak,

PUSH THE BUTTON! PUSH THE BUTTON! PUSH THE BUTTON!

-Team TIK

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 01:44 PM
Dear TIK.

In a fight between elephants and anything elephants win. But what if elephants were to fight against mammoths?

Iucif3r
April 7th, 2011, 01:49 PM
Dear TIK,

Why do anime and manga these days seem so bad?


Confused,
Iucif3r

MZeroX
April 7th, 2011, 02:00 PM
Dear Team TIK,

Even in a confession scene, F.O.E.! (See image below)

Why?! =(

Horrified,
Marth

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/567/149b68feac9fc3c6f032f29ef1ad65a506884436.jpg?69861 9

I lol'd pretty fucking hard.
^moe has destroyed everything sacred. but since i'm not TIK, you can ignore me.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 03:24 PM
Dear TIK,

Why do anime and manga these days seem so bad?


Confused,
Iucif3r

Dear Iucif3r,

Because apparently the authors want us dead.

-Team TIK

Gaia
April 7th, 2011, 03:36 PM
Dear TIK,

what is the meaning of life?

With love,
Gaia

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 04:02 PM
Dear TIK,

what is the meaning of life?

With love,
Gaia

Dear Gaia,

It's a double rainbow.

=Team TIK

eddyak
April 7th, 2011, 04:09 PM
Dear Team TIK

Why do fries always taste so bad when they've been left to cool down for a couple hours?

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 04:16 PM
Dear Team TIK

Why do fries always taste so bad when they've been left to cool down for a couple hours?

Dear Eddyak,

Because when you're being told to "eat it while it's hot", you're not being trolled.

-Team TIK

Optimus
April 7th, 2011, 04:32 PM
Dear TIK team,

Is there any reason to believe in a God?

Sincerely,
Optimus

DarkMAN
April 7th, 2011, 04:40 PM
Dear TIK team,

Is there any reason to believe in a God?

Sincerely,
Optimus

There is.
I'm over here.

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 04:47 PM
Dear TIK team,

Is there any reason to believe in a God?

Sincerely,
Optimus
Dear Optimus,

You can believe in me if you want. If not, believe in yourself.

-Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 04:53 PM
Dear TIK, who would win in a fight, Irun or Keyne?

Dear Cirex,

Who ever wins, Theo loses. D:

From,
Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 04:55 PM
Dear TIK.

In a fight between elephants and anything elephants win. But what if elephants were to fight against mammoths?

Dear DarkMAN,

Whoever wins, Saber tooth Tigers/Lions get a free meal. But bears would win.

From,
Team TIK

Erlkonig
April 7th, 2011, 05:17 PM
Dear Marth,

Kuudere.

-Team TIK

I AM SO MAD AT THIS ANSWER IT TOOK ME THREE PAGES TO CALM DOWN ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO POST. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MARTH! YANDERE IS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 05:26 PM
I AM SO MAD AT THIS ANSWER IT TOOK ME THREE PAGES TO CALM DOWN ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO POST. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MARTH! YANDERE IS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!

Dear Erlkonig,

U so mad.

-Team TIK

EnigmaticFellow
April 7th, 2011, 06:07 PM
Dear TIK,
Is it okay for me to have a fetish for loli-Saber in a bear suit?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 06:15 PM
Dear Enigmatic,

Yes. Yes it is.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 06:32 PM
Dear TIK,
Is it wrong that I like to dress up as Alexander The Great and scare children on Halloween?

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 06:34 PM
Dear TIK,
Is it wrong that I like to dress up as Alexander The Great and scare children on Halloween?

Dear Lotus Saint,

Remember not to get your penis erect while you're at it.

-Team TIK

EnigmaticFellow
April 7th, 2011, 06:52 PM
Dear TIK,

Would it be okay to fund the lion plushie route in F/SN?

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 06:58 PM
Dear TIK,

Would it be okay to fund the lion plushie route in F/SN?

Dear EnigmaticFellow,

Sure, go right ahead.

-Team TIK

Kotonoha
April 7th, 2011, 07:47 PM
Dear Erlkonig,

U so mad.

-Team TIK

Tsundere is better than either.

-I don't need a team to back me up because I am obviously correct

Keyne
April 7th, 2011, 07:51 PM
Dear Kotonoha,

Herp derp.

-Team TIK

Kotonoha
April 7th, 2011, 08:04 PM
Dear Keyne,

I do not believe you are speaking on behalf of Theo and Irun there.

-just Koto

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 08:05 PM
Dear Kotonoha,

Personally, it all depends on the mood I'm in at the moment. Kuudere, Tsundere AND Yandere all have perks, after all.

My personal rankings go like this: Kuudere/Yandere, Tsundere.

-ItsaRandomUsername
Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 08:12 PM
Dear Kotonoha,

I can't have them all? D:
But seriously, Theo prefers defrosting ice queens and Yamato Nadeshikos to all of the above three.

From,
Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 08:44 PM
Dear Team TIK,

are you easily affected by puns?

Curious,
Zero


Dear Marth,

Because because.

-Team TIK
*************************
Dear MZeroX

We like'em puns.

-Team TIK

Team TIK is currently experiencing internal strife.

EnigmaticFellow
April 7th, 2011, 08:48 PM
Dear TIK,
how do you bear all these questions?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 08:58 PM
Dear Listener,

I know where you live.

From,
Theo Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 08:58 PM
Dear EnigmaticFellow,

Very gracefully. >;3

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 09:24 PM
Dear TIK,
Have you ever gone bearzerk?

Airen
April 7th, 2011, 09:25 PM
Dear TIK,
If train A leaves Chicago traveling 100MPH and train B leaves New York traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet?

lol

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:27 PM
Dear Lotus,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT?!

Sincerely yours,
Team TIK
***************
Dear Airen,

They will meet where the chicken crosses the railroad.

From,
Team TIK

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Dear TIK,

What would you do if you had one week left to live.

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:33 PM
Dear Milbunk,

As a team, we'd spent the first five days traveling the world, screwing around, having the time of our lives, and generally just being bros. Then the sixth day would be spent partying with all our family and friends. On our very last day, we'd play FSN alongside each other (talking shit all the while), aiming to complete it in a single day. And, through sheer force of willpower and the support of our bros, we'd do it. Upon completion we'd share a brofist, and die.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 09:36 PM
Dear TIK,
What would you do as the bearer of light?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:37 PM
Dear belligerentlistenerwhoshouldlearnnottopokethesleep ingbear,

I would use it to destroy you.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 09:39 PM
Dear TIK,
Who would win in a fight, Space Pope or Bear Pope?

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:41 PM
Dear Lotus,

... It seems that our brains have collectively shut down because they cannot handle that much awesome. We are unable to process your query. Please try again later.

From,
Team TIK

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 09:41 PM
Dear TIK,

If you could have any power in the world what would it be?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 09:45 PM
Dear TIK,

The power to tell anything to do anything.

From,
Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 10:39 PM
Dear Lethum,

To expand on Theo's answer, I'd force Nasu to write out all of the unwritten routes and release them, to start things off.


-IRUN
Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 10:48 PM
Dear listener,

To expand on IRUn's answer, I'd tell the Himalyan mountains to play hopscotch. I'd also tell Osama Bin Laden's heart to stop beating. :p

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:01 PM
Dear TIK,
What would you do if a colossal grizzly bear has just driven through your wall on a badass Harley, got of its bike and walked towards you, destroying everything in its path, and in a voice that would make Heracules crap himself says "I challenge you to cardgames on motorcycles!" ?

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 11:02 PM
Dear Lotus Saint,

Boldly accept its challenge, naturally. Your honor is at stake here!

-Team TIK

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:04 PM
Dear Lotus Saint,

That may or may not be how IRUn and Theo first met.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:04 PM
Dear TIK,
Even if the dueling theme is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaKxFjlOpw&feature=related

ItsaRandomUsername
April 7th, 2011, 11:08 PM
Dear Lotus Saint,

ESPECIALLY if the dueling theme were THAT.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Dear TIK,
Serious question, W̴̩̟̼̲̠͍̬͌̈̈́̌ͨͤ͂̅ͬ͘͟h̥̬̬̯͈͆ͧ̀ͪͩ̉̋̌i̢͕͔͚̱ͮͧ̔͐c͌̊ͣ̑͟ ҉̖̙̼h͛ͮ̔̑̓҉̛͍̫̯̟͉̰̳̭̖ ̵͔̣̺̘̩̔̏ͯͮ͛͘F̺̯͙̲̘̻͓ͧ̍̂͊͐̈́͜a̵̱̳͔̺̯̫͐͊t̡̖̣̮̲̫̦̏́͛̓e ̠̱͎̣̠͙͍͇̟̊̓́͂ͣͨ́͘/̴̸̦̜͙̰ͫ̔͐ͣͤ͝z̤̰̙̟̞͔̬̮͙̓́e͔͕̮̝͉͙̰̾͛̏̿ͅr͊ͭ͂͋̚҉͚͍͕̺̤̣ ̠o̸̶̝̖ͫ̈ͯ̈ͪͣͮ͜ ̵̧̨̫͎͙̬̠̈́̏ͥ͒s̳̥̙̪̣ͦ͐̃̒̎̓͋e̯̺̍ͩ̒̓ͮ̃͌ř͖͔̌͆ͯv͓͚̱͎̩̐ͥ ̩̼a̫͇̳͐n͗ͣ͏̬͕̲̘̤̫̳̝̕t̶̘̳̥̰͎͎̺͎̻͊͌ ͌ͦͣ҉̡͉͔͍͙̗͡w̭̼͔ͫ͆̃̎ͧ̕o̳̩͓̯ͣ̌̓͊ͤ̈͛ͩ͠͞u̧͆̏̕͏̬͔̘͚͓̥̼l ͖̱̯̹̭̳̤̥̊̃̌̓̌̿̒d̛̬̺͉̼̤̰̅̿̓̉̓ ̣̭͖͑ͦ͑ͫ̑͌̕y̲͕̥̯͉̜̪͔̺ͣ͆̓͗̈́̉̊͘͘o̤͓ͭ̂͛̕ü̷̧̞̠͙̥̼̦ ̼ ̧̆ͣ̊ͧ҉͙̝͇ẉ̜̱̃ͪ̓̏͛͘͘͜a̓̍̑҉̺̪̬̙͎̝͎̖͝n̡̳̭͍͉̩̉͐̕͘t̿̈͗ ̸̸̫̜̆ͭͨ͋ ̸̶̞͕̳͓͒͆͛̓̊͗̾͑́͡Iͩͯ͋̽̓ͨ͐͋̋҉̗̦̤͜R͂̔̽̀́҉̘̳̺̪̲͔̱̪ͅL̅̈ ̟̖ͤ̏?̣̙̑͌͋̍ͭ̒͘

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:16 PM
Speaking in tongues, huh? *Cracks neck*

Looks like it's time for an exorcism.

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:17 PM
Dear TIK,
It's not Tongues, it's Katsura.

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Dear Lotus,

We will not be taken in by your deceptions, demon! The power of Christ compels you!

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:20 PM
Dear TIK,
>Implying magic and christ affect people with 0 faith

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:22 PM
Dear Lotus,

This is a joke thread brohan. No offense was intended.

From,
Team TIK

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 11:23 PM
Dear TIK,

What is the funniest joke?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Dear TIK,
I'm shocked at you not replying with a FFTactics reference to counter mine.
But I really don't have any faith TBH.

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:27 PM
Dear Milbunk,

Life.

From,
Team TIK
************
Dear Lotus,

I am ashamed to admit I do understand the reference. Oh wait, I get it now. Can the Katsura be run through google translator?

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:29 PM
Dear TIK,
Katsura is a little joke from the anime Gintama.
The zero faith is a reference to FFtactics and how that allies/enemies with 0 faith or the innocent status will take 0 damage from magic attacks.

MZeroX
April 7th, 2011, 11:30 PM
Dear TIK,

this tick is ticking me off. i've even tried tickling it.

Broken,
Zero

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Dear Lotus,

We totally knew that. We were just trolling you. Yeah ...

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:32 PM
Dear TIK,
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE.

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:32 PM
Dear MZeroX,

What kind of tick? Are we talking about the blood sucking kind? If so, pinch it until it releases then kill it. And preferably eat it to regain your lost blood.

From,
Team TIK

King Rorthur
April 7th, 2011, 11:40 PM
I see that you boyus have taken over a duty I used to do all the time. Very nice. Also no questions for you because I don't feel like asking one. :D

Theocrass
April 7th, 2011, 11:42 PM
Dear Rorthur,

You tease. :p

From,
Team TIK

King Rorthur
April 7th, 2011, 11:46 PM
It's what I do for some reason.

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:51 PM
Dear TIK,
A baby alien parasite just riped its way out of my stomach and called me mama.
I want to give it a name but I can't decide.

King Rorthur
April 7th, 2011, 11:54 PM
Bob Hope. :D

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:56 PM
I've decided on Sanchez due to how awesome he looks in a sombrero.

Milbunk
April 7th, 2011, 11:57 PM
Dear TIK,

What would you do if Shinji turned out to be the stronger user of magic in existence.
And also became the most popular character in FSN.

Yours Truly
Milbunk

King Rorthur
April 7th, 2011, 11:57 PM
Make sure to add a fancy mustache on him then.

Lotus Saint
April 7th, 2011, 11:58 PM
He'll also need a poncho.


Dear TIK,
What would you do if Castko became real and became your wife?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:03 AM
Dear Milbunk,

We've decided our brains would explode. That, or we'd send emails to Nasu congratulating him on his great troll.

From,
Team TIK
************
Dear Lotus,

Her, obviously.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:12 AM
Dear TIK,
What would you do if you saw a little girl dressed as Ilya sitting in a shopping cart, hitting people with a large stick, and the cart is being pushed into crowds by a very tall guy that's dressed up as Berserker?
And the girl is shouting "BERSERKER BARRAGE!".

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:19 AM
Dear Lotus,

Theo and Keyne would share a good laugh while IRUn would probably join Berserker in pushing the cart. Or something like that. Maybe he'd clear the way for her?

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:25 AM
Dear TIK,
You have a choice, get anally raped by Berserker, or listen to Justin Beiber sing.

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:26 AM
Dear Lotus,

The former. All day every day.

From,
Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 8th, 2011, 02:34 AM
Dear Lotus Saint,

I'd definitely pick BROLOVE over Bieber-tunes.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:36 AM
Dear TIK,
Would you want to have an extreme sleepover with Crab Nicholson?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:38 AM
Dear Lotus Saint,

Wouldn't you?

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:41 AM
Dear TIK,
If you had the option of winning $10,000 or to be in a Lamia orgy, what would you choose?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:44 AM
Dear Lotus,

Interpretations of Lamias vary wildly, so we can't be sure which ones you're talking about. So we'll go with the safe option and take the money.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:48 AM
Dear TIK,
Why is it when I have freetime everyone else is busy, and when I'm busy everyone else has freetime?
And why is it when I forget my umbrella nature turns into a menstruating bitch but when I bring it it turns into a saint?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:50 AM
Dear Lotus,

Because because. Also, shit happens. Also, sometimes fate just likes to rape your ass.

From,
Team TIK
**************
And now, we'd like to tell you about a very special movie, coming out very soon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7xDS24GGE

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 02:54 AM
Dear TIK,
That looks fucking awesome.

And I realized that the universe hate my guts.
Because I was bitten by a spider not too long ago.
Hoping it isn't a hobo spider, those fuckers have the same bite as Brown Recluses.

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 02:59 AM
Dear Lotus,

Spiders are cute and fluffeh. :3

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:02 AM
Dear TIK,
Not Hobo Spiders, they're fugly.
Not cute at all, unlike jumping spiders.

And thankfully the spider that bit me was just a common garden spider.
Little fucker.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:13 AM
Dear Lotus,

I'll take your comp when you die. Don't keep me waiting. <3

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:15 AM
Dear Keyne,
I wouldn't die from a hobo spider bite(very close to a hospital), but I might lose a finger/hand/arm due to necrosis.
And even if I did die, you'd only get my bitchin' mouse.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:25 AM
Dear Lotus,

Ivan the Mouse?

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:26 AM
Dear Keyne,
No, my ball mouse.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:28 AM
Dear Lotus,

Neat! That'll make a nice flail!

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:30 AM
Dear Keyne,
Use it as a flail and come back from the dead and beat your ass.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:33 AM
Dear Lotus,

By that time I will have mastered my flail-fu!

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:36 AM
Dear Keyne,
Flail-fu will be useless due to me bringing Abraham Lincoln and a bear with a Russian hat along with me.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 8th, 2011, 03:40 AM
Theo just came back from his Moscow trip? Sweet.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:41 AM
Dear Lotus,

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4531/thebowistied.png

-Team TIK

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 03:49 AM
Theo just came back from his Moscow trip? Sweet.

Yup yup. Visiting the in-laws.

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:50 AM
Dear Keyne,
Oh I'm sorry, what was that?
I was too busy rewriting reality to make you as harmless as a Canadian.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60791/1601699-sarda_super.jpg

ItsaRandomUsername
April 8th, 2011, 03:52 AM
And now, a word from our sponsors!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WhhS2maFEs

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:52 AM
Dear Lotus,

Fate machinations and reality warping have no effect on me.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 03:54 AM
Dear Keyne,
The wizard who made the universe just rewrote history to make it so that Avalon never existed.
Now what are you gonna do?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 03:55 AM
Dear Lotus,

Theo and IRUn can answer that. RAEG.

From,
2/3's of Team TIK

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:58 AM
Dear Lotus,

Roll up my sleeves and make a new one.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:00 AM
Dear Keyne,
The wizard who did it just now turned you into Shinji.
But not just any Shinji, this one is wearing a gimp suit and has a gag-ball.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:03 AM
Dear Lotus,

It has no effect on me.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:04 AM
Dear Keyne,
I didn't know you swung that way.

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 04:05 AM
Dear Lotus,

He must now beware of wild Kotos in the area.

From,
2/3's of Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:06 AM
Dear Theo,
He'll need Bear God's help.
Or at least a .50 BMG anti-tank rifle.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:08 AM
Dear Lotus,

I don't need any help, because this so-called wizard's spells and deeds have no effect on me.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:09 AM
Dear keyne,
That's what he wants you to think.
Also, be careful of turkey sandwiches.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:15 AM
Dear Lotus,

He's still alive, because his antics are amusing.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:17 AM
Dear Keyne,
I'm very serious about the turkey sandwiches.
BEWARE OF THEM.
You'll suffer a fate more horrible than anything mike can think of doing to shinji.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:21 AM
Dear Lotus,

Now I'm getting hungry.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:22 AM
Dear Keyne,
Wanna take a midnight snack break?
*cracks open a bear*

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:23 AM
Dear Lotus,

It's breakfast time here.

-Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 04:25 AM
Dear Keyne,
Holy fuck.

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 04:28 AM
Dear Lotus,

Indeed holy.

-Team TIK

Milbunk
April 8th, 2011, 08:22 AM
Dear TIK,

If you could be any servant class which one would you be?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 08:24 AM
Dear Milbunk,

This is not a question that I can answer for IK. Personally, I'd want to be Berserker.

From,
1/3 of Team TIK

ItsaRandomUsername
April 8th, 2011, 09:19 AM
Dear Milbunk,

I see myself as either a Lancer, Archer, or Rider.

-ItsaRandomUsername
Team TIK

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 09:35 AM
Dear Milbunk:

I would be a Saber or Assassin, Irun would be those ^, Theo would be a Bearserker.

-Team TIK

HitokiriNanaya
April 8th, 2011, 03:12 PM
Dear Team TIK

If I wanted to start my own assassin business how should I get the word out to people? And how much should I charge per assassination?

Yours Truly
Someone who is not affiliated with Team TIK

Keyne
April 8th, 2011, 03:30 PM
Dear Nyanya,

Kill some people in public then distribute adverts to the shocked public.

-Team TIK

Milbunk
April 8th, 2011, 08:06 PM
Dear TIK,

When will I get my own jetpack?

Yours Truly
Milbunk

Iucif3r
April 8th, 2011, 10:36 PM
Dear TIK

How do I get my own yandere?

Sincerely,
Iucif3r

Lotus Saint
April 8th, 2011, 10:39 PM
Dear TIK,
I feel like trying something new on FFtactics.
Can you recommend me some sort of challenge?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 10:52 PM
Dear Milbunk,

When the rooster crows thirty five times in rapid succession.

From,
Team TIK
****************
Dear Lucifer,

Buy a Gasai Yuno action figure!

From,
Team TIK
**************
Dear Lotus,

Have seventy two consecutive masturbation sessions.

From,
Team TIK

EnigmaticFellow
April 8th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Dear TIK,
I got a problem here. It turns out that I invited both EMIYA and Gilgamesh into my house at the same time. I only have a few minutes left until they come. What should I do to deal with this problem?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 11:17 PM
Dear Enigmatic,

Get the fuck out of the house. Or invite Shirou, too. That way they'll gang up on him.

From,
Team TIK

EnigmaticFellow
April 8th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Dear TIK,
Thanks for the advice. I convinced Shirou that I needed help in cooking, and everything else is just gravy. Now, I'm not sure of how to commemorate this day of awesomeness. Care to give me some suggestions?

Theocrass
April 8th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Dear Enigmatic,

Take a joy ride on Gigly-chan's ridiculous space ship.

From,
Team TIK

Garlak
April 9th, 2011, 12:00 AM
Dear Team TIK,

I'd like to ask you a question--but there's No Time to Explain (http://tinybuildgames.com/)!

A guy in a black jumpsuit with a red trenchcoat and a Wave Motion Laser Gun bursts through the 4th Wall into the room.

"There's no time to explain! Follow me t--"

GIANT ENEMY CRAB INTERRUPT "Oh Christ!"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TnslP7czDkg/TSflaknEmII/AAAAAAAAAfc/zHTNiTUPdK4/s400/no+time+to+explain+walkthrough.jpg

A giant, red lobster claw appears from the hole in the wall and grabs GARLAK, forcing him to drop his Wave Motion Laser Gun.

"I should have seen this coming!!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6mPvmITBk

EnigmaticFellow
April 9th, 2011, 12:03 AM
Dear TIK,
Gilgy-chan just gave me that immortality plant (or was it seaweed) that he was about to give to a snake as thanks for giving him a chance to kill a faker. What should I do now? I've been thinking of mastering the second magic and joining Zelretch on his trolling sprees. It would normally take a person at least a millennium to do so, but I have all the time in the world now.

Theocrass
April 9th, 2011, 12:10 AM
Dear Garlak,

We will save you friend!

From,
Team TIK
*******************
Dear Enigmatic,

Go back in time, and make sure Gargoyles never gets canceled. The same goes for Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, and many other cartoons that were awesome.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 12:32 AM
Dear TIK,
If a black man in a bear suit just pulled out a gun, pointed it at you, and said "GIVE ME YO PIC-A-NIC BASKET!" how would you react?

Theocrass
April 9th, 2011, 12:43 AM
Dear Lotus,

I would break him in half with my face.

From,
Team TIK

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:07 AM
Dear TIK,
How does it feel knowing that there will be nobody in your life willing to sacrifice themselves to save your life?

Garlak
April 9th, 2011, 01:28 AM
Dear TIK,
How does it feel knowing that there will be nobody in your life willing to sacrifice themselves to save your life?

I'll field that question!

To answer it... let's go ask GARLAK!

*zoom in on a man in black and red being carried by a crab*

http://tinybuildgames.com/notimelogo.png

"OH GOD SHOULDN'T I BE PASSING OUT BY NOW?! I came back to the future to deliver a warning--MY RIBS!! They're in my eye! Oh god I can only hope this is all worth it! Hurry, Team TIK!"

Yeah, I think it's fair to say GARLAK more then gave his life for Team TIK....

I mean, he gave them a freaking LASER GUN! What, are you people made from stone or something??

ItsaRandomUsername
April 9th, 2011, 01:31 AM
Wut is this I dun even

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Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:34 AM
Dear Garlak,
You didn't so much sacrifice yourself so much as TIK used you being attacked as a chance to cheese it.

Garlak
April 9th, 2011, 01:40 AM
Dear Garlak,
You didn't so much sacrifice yourself so much as TIK used you being attacked as a chance to cheese it.

I would love to tell you all about Team TIK's awesome future rescue of GARLAK--there were lots of explosions and faces melting involved, really, you had to be there--but THERE'S NO TIME!

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:41 AM
Dear Garlak,
Those didn't actually happen.
Those were all delusions of how you wanted it to go.
If you can't accept that then I'll have to destroy those delusions of yours!
http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg452/blackmage1234567890/touma.jpg?t=1302327524

Marth
April 9th, 2011, 01:52 AM
Dear Team TIK,

To hit or not hit? Please advise. And also note, the woman in question likes to use chains/whips and is a dominatrix.

Thanks,
Marth

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/264/01d444d8bb2717022a5d35dd16170149bbfbe1d8.png?26771 1

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:53 AM
I'll answer that question!
Yes, hit that like the fist of the northern star!
But it would be best to turn the tables on her and become the dominate one.

MZeroX
April 9th, 2011, 01:54 AM
Screw TIK's advice, FUCK YEAHZ DARK HUNTER!!!

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:55 AM
It wouldn't be wise to do that, MZeroX.
You'll incur the wrath of BEAR CTHULHU!

MZeroX
April 9th, 2011, 01:56 AM
You apparently haven't heard of my past incarnations... I was Cthulhu, at least according to anamesis.

Marth
April 9th, 2011, 01:58 AM
Dear Team TIK,

Once again, I have a conundrum. This is a Hexer:

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/172/d74fe0d5012d99a549dfc4655dbfae19c9973126.jpg?17079 4

They can kill with a word, poison with a glance, and generally make life veeeeery shitty for whoever they decide has pissed them off the wrong way.
So, keeping the above points in mind, is a loli-of-doom still fine too?

Thanks,
Marth

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 01:58 AM
You apparently haven't heard of my past incarnations... I was Cthulhu, at least according to anamesis.


And I was Azathoth.
And last time I checked, AZATHOTH>CTHULHU.

MZeroX
April 9th, 2011, 01:59 AM
^but you aren't part of TIK, and your threat before didn't include Azathoth. Aren't you just cornering yourself logically?
Once again, no need to ask TIK.
http://i51.tinypic.com/9h1hzk.jpg
HIT IT LIKE ZEUS WOULD.

Marth
April 9th, 2011, 02:01 AM
Survey says:

http://thedemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/original/2010_04/like-the-fist-of-god.jpg

A cursing loli and a dominatrix who likes playing with chains. This should prove to be a rather...interesting bedroom experience, if nothing else.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 9th, 2011, 02:01 AM
Dear Marth,

Obviously, do as our fellow readers suggest and HIT IT LIKE NO TOMORROW! IN THE KINKY WAY!


-Team TIK

Marth
April 9th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Both at once it is!

AWAY! FOR DFC AND SEXY EVIL DOMS!

Lotus Saint
April 9th, 2011, 02:03 AM
Both at once it is!

AWAY! FOR DFC AND SEXY EVIL DOMS!

God speed.
And good luck.
http://images.hologfx.com/Doki/Seto%20no%20Hanayome/Seto%20no%20Hanayome%20-%2008.png