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IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 04:10 AM
I found this thing here from Net and then an Idea appeared. Guys, If you have all of Type-Moon Character as University Employee and Teacher, what position they would be?


http://i.imgur.com/jQhfdWp.jpg

Position following that picture please, SHould I write all of them here?

Ps : Original Link http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1374472117208.jpg

BlackField
July 22nd, 2013, 04:14 AM
Ryougi Shiki gets every spot apart from head of law which goes to Gilgamesh. The end.

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 04:17 AM
then it would be boring ._. and how is Ryougi Shiki supposed to teach all faculty alone?

Rin-chan Kaihou
July 22nd, 2013, 04:19 AM
Still on ASS Dean =))

EDIT: And Emiya Shirou on Mechanical Engineering

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 04:20 AM
I nominate Gilgamesh as President! and Zeltrech as Science Head Faculty :3

BlackField
July 22nd, 2013, 04:22 AM
then it would be boring ._. and how is Ryougi Shiki supposed to teach all faculty alone?
Simple. She cuts the idea of there being different classes.

OdaNobunaga
July 22nd, 2013, 04:29 AM
I guess Broskander will be a physical education teacher. Or he will be the head of the Faculty of Manliness.

Rin-chan Kaihou
July 22nd, 2013, 04:32 AM
I nominate Gilgamesh as President! and Zeltrech as Science Head Faculty :3

Zelretch as head of the College of Tourism XD

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 05:10 AM
Wait! Tourism? Why?
Oh...Yeah, He can make a inter-reality tour

Rin-chan Kaihou
July 22nd, 2013, 05:17 AM
Emiya Shirou: Mechanical Engineering
Zelretch Kischur Scweinorg: Tourism
Aozaki Aoko: Pyrotechnicican
Aozaki Touko: Theatre (she can do a full show by herself lol)
Emiya Kiritsugu: Military Science
Kotomine Kirei: Catholic Education
Tohsaka Tokiomi: Mineralogy
Matou Zouken: Biology (specializing in oligochaetology)
Matou Sakura: Biology Test Subject
Iskandar: History
Arturia Pendragon: Classical Literature
Gilgamesh: Ancient Literature
Waver Velvet: Education
Araya Soren: Yoga class
Cornelius alba: Candy making elective

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 05:30 AM
Matou Sakura: Biology Test Subject


Oh, God! WHY!!

Btw, Ciel will be cafetaria chef and everyday will be curry day!

Sherrinford
July 22nd, 2013, 05:40 AM
I would just like to highlight some things: Kenshiro teaching Astronomy, Jotaro Marine Biology, Frieza Time Management, and Hiruma as Football Coach and Light as Swimming Coach.

On top of the cake, Shinji as Guidance Counselor.

Anyway, on topic: Gilgamesh should be the Vice-President. Preferably under a woman/child/both of them, just so we can have him pissed off enough.

Rin-chan Kaihou
July 22nd, 2013, 05:42 AM
I would just like to highlight some things: Kenshiro teaching Astronomy, Jotaro Marine Biology, Frieza Time Management, and Hiruma as Football Coach and Light as Swimming Coach.

On top of the cake, Shinji as Guidance Counselor.

Anyway, on topic: Gilgamesh should be the Vice-President. Preferably under a woman/child/both of them, just so we can have him pissed off enough.

Gil should be treasuer. He has that bottomless vault thing as well as Golden Rule. And Kiritsugu on Time Management.

Sherrinford
July 22nd, 2013, 05:48 AM
Gil should be treasuer.

People having to utterly beg him for pocket money ensues.

BlackField
July 22nd, 2013, 05:58 AM
Oh, God! WHY!!

Btw, Ciel will be head of proctology and everyday will be anal day!
Fixed that for you.

Ratman
July 22nd, 2013, 07:20 AM
Shirou can't possibly be anything else than Civil Engineering/Human Resources unless Kiri takes the spot.

OdaNobunaga
July 22nd, 2013, 07:22 AM
Shirou can't possibly be anything else than Civil Engineering/Human Resources unless Kiri takes the spot.

He can be a cook

Mare Boy
July 22nd, 2013, 07:22 AM
From the top of my head: Tohno Shiki for Human Rights and Arcueid for Enviromental Engineering.

Tobias
July 22nd, 2013, 08:06 AM
tohsaka rin teaching german
archer teaches engrish
taiga teaching sex ed
arc teaching volleyball
ciel teaching acting
akiha teaching etiquette
kohaku teaches both science and cooking at the same time
kirei teaches speech
Heracles teaches pfychal fitness. primarily by chasing students around the gym for the whole class

Ivan The Mouse
July 22nd, 2013, 08:11 AM
taiga teaching sex ed

Stop fapping, rapebird.

Mare Boy
July 22nd, 2013, 08:32 AM
taiga teaching sex ed
Best class ever, just because of Taiga. Any class is awesome with Taiga. Don't think I'll ever miss a day.

Daiki
July 22nd, 2013, 08:41 AM
tohsaka rin teaching german


Hahaha. I'm sure Break, I3uster, Bahamut and other german speakers would agree.


ciel teaching acting

French classes or (Indian) cooking.

Cruor
July 22nd, 2013, 08:42 AM
This one is shit the older one was funnier.

Tobias
July 22nd, 2013, 08:56 AM
I dunno, ciel does a whole lot of acting. I nearly said kohaku, but I wasn't sure a lesson plan of "just fix in your mind a picture of them weeping as everything they ever lied dies screaming in front of them, and you will be able to smile no matter what!" Would go over well in the syllabus.

Polly
July 22nd, 2013, 08:59 AM
Kohaku the head of the Chemistry department.

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 09:00 AM
kirei teaches speech


Are you trying to make a class of troller? ._.

Daiki
July 22nd, 2013, 09:02 AM
Kohaku has nurse. You don't want her experiments.


Are you trying to make a class of troller? ._.

You expect him to teach something else ? Besides yuetsu, I mean. And you sig is hella big you know.

ChiakiKakumei
July 22nd, 2013, 09:03 AM
Sion as head of Advanced Math, Calculus, and Science

Wallachia as Teacher of Drama and Theater

Ries be the principal for the absolute lulz

Sacchin as Custodian

Tobias
July 22nd, 2013, 09:03 AM
Sacchin as Custodian

unexpected lol

Lycodrake
July 22nd, 2013, 09:04 AM
Araya as World Religion teacher?
Touko as anatomy and physiology teacher.
Lio as Culinary Arts teacher-in-training.

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 09:13 AM
You expect him to teach something else ? Besides yuetsu, I mean. And you sig is hella big you know.

I can imagine him as security simply because i found his knife is terrifying.

Polly
July 22nd, 2013, 09:13 AM
Ries be the principal for the absolute lulz


Yes!



Sacchin as Custodian

Or better yet: Sacchin as the Sir Not Appearing in This University janitor.

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 09:19 AM
Irisviel as Campus Transport ?

Mare Boy
July 22nd, 2013, 09:35 AM
Irisviel as Campus Transport ?
This. Definitely this.

Caren for Musical Composition.

Altima of the Gates
July 22nd, 2013, 09:50 AM
Kohaku the head of the Chemistry department.


Yes, head of the Biochemical Department. With a slant on "natural medicine".
The excuse for having the giant greenhouse in the middle of the campus housing...things the students wished they could forget.

And their funding is always top-notch.

Sakura is obviously into horticulture.

Kelnish
July 22nd, 2013, 09:56 AM
Kanata as boxing instructor. Or superintendent because that position is the strongest.

Lycodrake
July 22nd, 2013, 09:56 AM
Nanako is the University mascot.

OdaNobunaga
July 22nd, 2013, 10:41 AM
Kishima Kouma as anatomy teacher.

-"Bad seed will sproud anywhere. Were you gaudy? Were you poisonous? Perhaps your skull will speak"
-"Kishima-sensei, act properly, please. You're scaring students to death"

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2013, 10:44 AM
Cock Robin: President of the Wild Birds Association

Ragnar
July 22nd, 2013, 11:09 AM
Touko could teach me anatomy any day :D

Sherrinford
July 22nd, 2013, 11:16 AM
Nanako is the University mascot.

Or Len? Difficult choice.

Tobias
July 22nd, 2013, 11:18 AM
neko-arc frowns on your selections of mascot.

Lycodrake
July 22nd, 2013, 11:27 AM
neko-arc frowns on your selections of mascot.
Neko-Arc is the University's President, though. :V

Ragnar
July 22nd, 2013, 12:12 PM
Len can teach Jungian Psychology.

Rue
July 22nd, 2013, 12:16 PM
Irisviel as Campus Transport ?
Or Rider...though the reinforced vehicle would need to be replaced weekly, no one would be late.

Let'see...Ayaka Sajyou as a Librarian, Ren should be the head of the Languages department, and Mikiya on Humanities. If Iskander isn't in physical education, he'll probably just end up playing with his students...impromptu field trips even.

And maybe Nanaya Kiri as Campus Security. I just find it amusing how Students will often just end up seeing torn up dead bodies everywhere, intruders & delinquents alike. And where ever Gil is placed, he'll have to be close to Enkidu to minimize the damages...though knowing their history, they'll create just as much trouble.

madarra
July 22nd, 2013, 01:03 PM
Shouldnt Kurogiri Satsuki be head of the languages department?

Knick
July 22nd, 2013, 01:12 PM
Kirei should be the philosophy teacher.

I mean that is basically you telling your students how everything you perceive can very well be a lie.

BananaShiki
July 22nd, 2013, 02:09 PM
Obviously Nasu, Takeuchi and Urobuchi should be President, Dean and Asst. Dean respectively.

Keyne
July 22nd, 2013, 03:03 PM
Len can teach Jungian Psychology.
Len should be the Pantomime Teacher.

Or... Vagina Muscle Flexibility Instructor.

- - - Updated - - -

And if you make Gilgamesh to Vice-pres, then Caren should be the Pres.

IllyasvielEmiya
July 22nd, 2013, 07:59 PM
Kirei should be the philosophy teacher.

I mean that is basically you telling your students how everything you perceive can very well be a lie.

"Basically, child, Never believe in a suspicious mage with goathe. If you want to live, Betray anyone,"

Kuradora
July 22nd, 2013, 10:20 PM
Shouldnt Kurogiri Satsuki be head of the languages department?

Or maybe campus security.


"They only have a boring guy for security? Let's go kick his ass!"

「You will leave the premises.」

"Why are my legs moving away?"

Emiya Kurou
July 23rd, 2013, 05:18 PM
Avenger as the head of the Humanities department.

deckard
July 24th, 2013, 03:31 PM
Uryuu as a modern art teacher. His work is truly avant garde.

ChiakiKakumei
July 25th, 2013, 08:07 PM
Aoko as Club Director.

keeper13
July 29th, 2013, 02:49 PM
Caster!Shakespeare as English Literature/Drama Teacher

ChiakiKakumei
July 29th, 2013, 06:19 PM
Zelretch as principal

AE as Superintendent

raygirl
July 30th, 2013, 01:53 PM
Medea as arts and craft teacher

LoyaltL
July 30th, 2013, 01:59 PM
Medea as arts and craft teacher

School Nurse.

Fakessassin
July 30th, 2013, 02:50 PM
Mikiya as head of the school's choir.

raygirl
July 30th, 2013, 02:52 PM
Medusa head of Hematology