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deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 08:36 AM
It was a dark and stormy night--

"Wake up!"

You're trying to have a nightmare, there is water filling your lungs, and--

"Get up! You've got classes at 8!"

Your eyes shoot open and your head snaps around to the clock which you know is at the side of your bed.

It reads 7:11.

You groan and look up at who interrupted your... beauty sleep.

http://boonce.org/up/fivers1.png

It's FiveX, your maid.

"Oh, come ooon, Fiverrrs, I've got time. Lemme sleep five more minutes," You mutter as you try to dive back into your sheets.

She pulls your covers--with you clinging along with them--out of your bed. "No! It's your first day of high school. Go get dressed, breakfast is in fifteen minutes." Then FiveX leaves, probably to do maid things. Because she's a maid, obviously.

But first thing's first. Are you a boy or a girl?

[ ] Boy
[ ] Girl

Also, what's your name again?

[ ] Spinach
[ ] Froggie
[ ] I3uster
[ ] Darples
[ ] Sei
[ ] [Write-in]

SeiKeo
April 22nd, 2014, 08:43 AM
[X] Mike1894

Spinach
April 22nd, 2014, 08:43 AM
I'm a girl and my named is I3uster.

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 08:44 AM
Mildly disappointed that it's not, in fact, Boys Love Quest but maybe that can still be fixed.

[X] Boy, Buster

Let's do this

Kotonoha
April 22nd, 2014, 08:44 AM
[X] Mike1894
 

ratstsrub
April 22nd, 2014, 08:47 AM
[X] Mike1776

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 08:47 AM
[X] Mike1894

Sorry, but any name with 'Mike' or any variation of the numbers '1984' are secret hidden locked Sakura-mode only. Much sad. :(

SeiKeo
April 22nd, 2014, 08:48 AM
[X]Verg Avesta

Kotonoha
April 22nd, 2014, 08:49 AM
Bah fine, girl named I3uster then.

Ratman
April 22nd, 2014, 08:51 AM
Grill

Mike1968
Oh well. I3uster instead.

Lianru
April 22nd, 2014, 08:58 AM
A new fishie quest! With art! Woo!

Girl, I3uster.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 09:03 AM
Oh, right. Your name is I3uster and you're a girl. Alright then. You take an extra five minutes of dozing off before getting up and cleaning up. By the time you're dressed in your school uniform, you can smell Fivers' cooking waffling in. It smells like bacon and pancakes, which you know comes with loads of maple syrup because Fivers is a Canadanesenian.

But when you come to the table, you see your plate empty with exception of a single piece of half-eaten pancake.

Wha--

A purple-haired, black blur in the corner of your eye catches your attention. It dances at the edge of your insanity for a moment before you realize who it is.

http://boonce.org/up/spin1.png

It's your little sister, Spinach.

"Oh, you're up!" She wiggles a little in that weird, hamster-like state of hers, while nibbling on the last piece of bacon. She immediately justifies herself, "It's not my fault you're so slow. Well... I can share this piece, if you want a bit?" She breaks off half of the bacon and offers it to your in her greasy little palms.

[ ] Accept it and just let it go.
[ ] Nom it, with her hand too.
[ ] Slap it away and scold her.
[ ] [Something else.]

SeiKeo
April 22nd, 2014, 09:05 AM
Bacon means war.

Lianru
April 22nd, 2014, 09:05 AM
oh my imouto spinach so cute

[X] Nom it, with her hand too.

Spinach
April 22nd, 2014, 09:05 AM
Slap it away with my Stand, Killer Queen, and scold her.

Ratman
April 22nd, 2014, 09:12 AM
[X] Slap it away and scold her.

Kotonoha
April 22nd, 2014, 09:14 AM
[x] step on her

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 09:14 AM
Killer Queen is my Stand. I'll hurt you, Spin.

[X] Nom it with her hand

Kat
April 22nd, 2014, 09:16 AM
[X] Nom it, with her hand too.

Christemo
April 22nd, 2014, 09:20 AM
[X] Slap it away and scold her.

Bacon or death.

Daiki
April 22nd, 2014, 09:34 AM
[x] Nom it, with her hand too.

[x] step on her

Rafflesiac
April 22nd, 2014, 09:40 AM
[X] Nom it, with her hand too.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 10:02 AM
So sadistic.

Ratman
April 22nd, 2014, 10:08 AM
Looks like standard sibling violence to me.
At least we aren't throwing spinmouto out of the window, or eating her as she's born. Older siblings do that. True story.

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 10:08 AM
I can't help it. It's so blobly and moe.

I just want to torture it.

Daiki
April 22nd, 2014, 10:12 AM
I would kiss her but I don't want incest yet

Kirby
April 22nd, 2014, 10:12 AM
[x] Step on her

hero
April 22nd, 2014, 10:16 AM
[X] Boy, hero

Oh wait, damn.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 10:17 AM
Looks like standard sibling violence to me.
At least we aren't throwing spinmouto out of the window, or eating her as she's born. Older siblings do that. True story.

The spinblob would just splat and roll off of the window!


I can't help it. It's so blobly and moe.

I just want to torture it.

Uh oh...


yet

o_o

RacingeR
April 22nd, 2014, 10:40 AM
[x] step on her

This.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 10:59 AM
You close in quickly and take her whole meat into your mouth in one swallow. Yet your mouth is too dainty or maybe that was just too much meat for you to take in all at once. As your jaw closes, your little sister Spinach yelps and retreats.

http://boonce.org/up/spin2.png

"W-wuh-why didja do that?!" She whimpers, the Southron accent sneaking into her speech.

You harrumph down at her. "Bacon is war, little imouto."

"Wa-waaaah! You're a big poophead!" Then Spinach runs away, towards her elementary school. She's in 5th Grade now, you idly note as you watch her backside while she runs out of the house.

Noticing that it's already 7:45, you hurry on out of the house too.

"I'm going now, Fivers!"

"Get back on time for dinner, I3uster. Failing that, at least call, alright? I know the first day is rather hectic. I'm making Italian tonight." She calls back.

"Oo..." You wipe away a drop of drool at the thought of all the stuff Fivers makes that are based on something or another from Rome.

Just not even a hundred meters out of the house, you see an Elyneko in a box.

http://boonce.org/up/ely1.png

You can make it to school in 5 minutes, if you run, and it looks rather lonely. But maybe you should hurry up, don't want to be late for your first day!

[ ] Promise to buy it food after school.
[ ] Promise to adopt it later.
[ ] Play with the kitty a little.
[ ] Best ignore it, it probably has rabies or something.
[ ] [Something Else].

Spinach
April 22nd, 2014, 11:01 AM
Ignore it. It probably has administrator privileges.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 11:04 AM
Ignore it. It probably has administrator privileges.

So meta.

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 11:06 AM
[X] Play with it a little

Spin-tan so moe

Kirby
April 22nd, 2014, 11:12 AM
[x] Play with the kitty a little.

Ratman
April 22nd, 2014, 11:13 AM
[X] Promise to buy it food after school.

The one time a toaster in mouth would have come in handy, and we blew it.

Daiki
April 22nd, 2014, 11:16 AM
[x] Poke at Elyneko x10

RacingeR
April 22nd, 2014, 11:25 AM
[X] School is for losers, adopt her now.

Kat
April 22nd, 2014, 11:25 AM
[X] Best ignore it, it probably has rabies or something.

Black Sword
April 22nd, 2014, 11:35 AM
[X] Best ignore it, it probably has rabies or something.

Lianru
April 22nd, 2014, 12:47 PM
[X] Promise to buy it food after school.

Kuroyuki
April 22nd, 2014, 04:30 PM
[X] Adopt it now or later.

Sakuraba Haru
April 22nd, 2014, 04:54 PM
[X] Promise to buy it food after school. (Maybe some charsui buns.)

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 04:59 PM
I'm going to draw a Spinblob when I get home from work tonight

Froggie
April 22nd, 2014, 06:34 PM
http://i3.minus.com/ibyl0p81HcR2Le.png

Umbra of Chaos
April 22nd, 2014, 07:14 PM
[x] Play with the kitty a little.
^ Adorable.

Kuroyuki
April 22nd, 2014, 08:47 PM
Spin-imouto!

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 11:31 PM
You decide to play with the kitty a little. Just a little. It doesn't ban you from the IRC channel, thankfully. But you play with it too long!

http://boonce.org/up/ely2.png

Then you got to run to school, because you've only 5 minutes!

Just as you turn a corner, you run into another delicious, strawberry scented girl who is a head taller than you, running the other direction. She makes a muffled sound as she's thrown back, the toast falling out of her lips and everything.

Oh, it's that pretty onee-sama from the private school not far from here, Beam.

http://boonce.org/up/beam1.png

"Ow, ow, ow," She sounds out with a slightly devious looking grin, while straightening her skirt. "Watch where you're running, brat."

You fold your arms under your breasts. That is, if you had any. You're still a cliffside washboard, as you are, and it's already the first day of high school! How will you get sempai to notice you like this? "I could say the same to you," You retort, miffed.

"Welp, I gotta go! Smell ya later!" After taking a nuzzle against your nape, she leaps up and runs away to that Prestigious Private Princess's Pretty Academy.

You notice that her half-nibbled toast is on your lap. Your belly gurgles a little in pitiful hunger.

[ ] Eat the half that isn't touched.
[ ] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.
[ ] Leave it on the ground for homeless people.
[ ] [Something else.]

Arch-Magos Winter
April 22nd, 2014, 11:33 PM
>[X] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.

Maybe this will give us admin powers.

deviatesfish
April 22nd, 2014, 11:42 PM
Froggie drawing so good. Envy level 100%. :(

Rafflesiac
April 22nd, 2014, 11:43 PM
[X] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.
Because Gary Beam points.

Lianru
April 22nd, 2014, 11:50 PM
[X] Eat the half that isn't touched.

Tobias
April 22nd, 2014, 11:55 PM
Throw that shit away.

Don't need your pity.

Kuroyuki
April 22nd, 2014, 11:55 PM
[X] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.

We must eat it while running late to class. We must enter class as stereotypically as possible.

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 12:03 AM
[x] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.

Spinach
April 23rd, 2014, 12:44 AM
http://i3.minus.com/ibyl0p81HcR2Le.png

: O

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 12:52 AM
does that make me ryuko

Daiki
April 23rd, 2014, 01:01 AM
[x] [Save it for Spin's dinner]

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 01:48 AM
does that make me ryuko

It makes you useless meat.

Ratman
April 23rd, 2014, 05:49 AM
[X] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.

Polly
April 23rd, 2014, 05:52 AM
[X] Run after Beamu to return toast to her. Real reason: stalking on the sexy senpai. :3

Spinach
April 23rd, 2014, 06:02 AM
Sniff the part of the bread that she ate.

Umbra of Chaos
April 23rd, 2014, 06:48 AM
[x] Kya, indirect kissu. Eat it all while running to school.
.

Vagrant
April 23rd, 2014, 07:54 AM
[x] Treasure the half-chewed toast. Save it to add to your secret closet shrine to Beamu when you get home.

Oh, and may as well sniff it too, while we're being creepy.

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 11:02 AM
Kyaahn~ indirect kiss~

Just as the delicious toast touched the tip of your tongue, a blur passed you by, taking your newly claimed toast with it.

"Nya haha, too bad, I3uster-chan!"

Oooh! That boy makes you so mad!

http://boonce.org/up/koto1.png

It's Kotonoha-sempai!

He's been around longer than you, and he's one of the school's local celebrities. He has the top grades, he's artistic, and he's the vice-captain of the archery club. He's kind of mean sometimes, especially to you, and a bit lazy on the art, but that all just makes him more attractive!

Stupid sexy Koto!

You shake your fist at Kotonoha's retreating, sexy ass, when he calls out to you, "You'd best hurry, orientation should have started already!"

Realizing you had no more time, you ran as fast as you can, but you found yourself trailing off as Kotonoha-sempai was faster than you. Why wasn't he on the track team?!

Just some fifty meters away from the Beast's Lair High School, you see the school gates sliding to a close--

[ ] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"
[ ] Give up and go home to become a NEET. It's too embarrassing to go in now.
[ ] Climb over the gate and sneak into the auditorium.
[ ] Wait outside the gates until someone opens it for you.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 11:08 AM
[X] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu run!"

You can do it, Buster!

Polly
April 23rd, 2014, 11:11 AM
[X] Climb over the gate and sneak into the auditorium.

Spinach
April 23rd, 2014, 11:15 AM
Give up and go home to become a NEET. It's too embarrassing to go in now.

Rafflesiac
April 23rd, 2014, 11:16 AM
[X] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"

SeiKeo
April 23rd, 2014, 11:19 AM
Give up and go home to become a NEET. It's too embarrassing to go in now.
The spirit of Duster.

Kotonoha
April 23rd, 2014, 11:23 AM
[x]Homu Run!

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 11:29 AM
Waaaah

Froggie bullied me into doing concept art of I3uster

waaaaaaaaaaahwahwahhhhwahwahwahhhh

http://boonce.org/up/i31.png

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 11:31 AM
what a bold skirt

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 11:33 AM
Super effective!

Vagrant
April 23rd, 2014, 11:40 AM
[X] Give up and go home to become a NEET. It's too embarrassing to go in now.

Neir
April 23rd, 2014, 11:40 AM
[x] Homu Run!

Kat
April 23rd, 2014, 11:48 AM
[X] Give up and go home to become a NEET. It's too embarrassing to go in now.

Daiki
April 23rd, 2014, 11:53 AM
[x] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"

Kuroyuki
April 23rd, 2014, 12:00 PM
[x] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 12:01 PM
[x] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"
.

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 12:01 PM
what a bold skirt

You know--that I3uster--always such a tease.

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 12:04 PM
its a fashion statement

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 12:08 PM
its a fashion statement

a slut

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 12:09 PM
dont shame

its my body

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 12:14 PM
dont shame

its my body

its everybodys body

cuz its everyones I3uster

SeiKeo
April 23rd, 2014, 12:26 PM
Bust her

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 12:38 PM
Today I will draw Buster petting the Elyneko

Ratman
April 23rd, 2014, 12:48 PM
[X] Climb over the gate and sneak into the auditorium

Lianru
April 23rd, 2014, 12:59 PM
[X] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"

RacingeR
April 23rd, 2014, 01:23 PM
[X]Become Super Aryan and teleport into the auditorium

Ratman
April 23rd, 2014, 01:38 PM
Austrians can't become Super Aryan.
They aren't even Aryan.

They can, in theory, become Super Austrian, but I can't imagine who in their right mind would want to be that.

RacingeR
April 23rd, 2014, 01:47 PM
Austrians can't become Super Aryan.
They aren't even Aryan.

They can, in theory, become Super Austrian, but I can't imagine who in their right mind would want to be that.

I believe in luster's hitlerian powers.

Verg Avesta
April 23rd, 2014, 02:24 PM
[X]Use your Schwarzenegger-powers to create a new path

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 02:36 PM
A Verg appeared.

Verg Avesta
April 23rd, 2014, 02:37 PM
Why yes. Yes I did.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 02:44 PM
A Verg appeared.

Go to sleep!

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 02:55 PM
Go to sleep!

Can't. You made me too excited.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 02:57 PM
Can't. You made me too excited.

Sssh, you! Not in public!

Umbra of Chaos
April 23rd, 2014, 02:59 PM
[X] Sprint as fast as you can and slide in while shouting, "Homu Run!"
​.

Kat
April 23rd, 2014, 03:01 PM
Buster is half Persian, thus half Aryan. He must be Gohan tier.

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 03:32 PM
You skid into the school gates, passing Altima of Those Gates, just before they shut. As you pass, you yelp, "HOMU RUN", in addition to adding some of your own sound effects.

http://boonce.org/up/i32.png

Just then, you realize you don't know where the auditorium is.

Maybe you should have visited the high school more when deciding where to try to test into, huh? Well, now what?

[ ] Where'd Altima go? Look for someone to give directions.
[ ] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.
[ ] There should be some way to find the head office...
[ ] Wait for other stragglers. At least that won't be as awkward.

Spinach
April 23rd, 2014, 03:34 PM
Yell for help.

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM
[x] Wait for other stragglers. At least that won't be as awkward.

Kat
April 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.\

PS. Waiting for Mike's debut

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM
Yell for help.

"Help! Help! A rapist! A pervert!"

Nothing happens.

Spinach
April 23rd, 2014, 03:39 PM
[X] Counter-rape.

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 03:41 PM
Counter-rape ​who?

Neir
April 23rd, 2014, 03:43 PM
[x] wait for others

RacingeR
April 23rd, 2014, 03:44 PM
[X] Where'd Altima go? Look for someone to give directions.

Lianru
April 23rd, 2014, 03:46 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Verg Avesta
April 23rd, 2014, 03:47 PM
[X] Wait for other stragglers. At least that won't be as awkward.

Mcjon01
April 23rd, 2014, 03:48 PM
[x] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Daiki
April 23rd, 2014, 03:49 PM
[x] Wait for other stragglers. At least that won't be as awkward.

Mcjon01
April 23rd, 2014, 03:51 PM
How can there be other stragglers if the gates just shut you dummies goddamn you're gonna make us stand in the schoolyard all day for NOTHING

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 03:52 PM
Surely fishie won't allow that.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 03:52 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Buster will get lost and it'll be embarrassing and funny

Verg Avesta
April 23rd, 2014, 04:00 PM
How can there be other stragglers if the gates just shut you dummies goddamn you're gonna make us stand in the schoolyard all day for NOTHING

Exactly.

BUSTER MUST SUFFER

Ratman
April 23rd, 2014, 04:03 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Cruor
April 23rd, 2014, 04:09 PM
start crying

in my chinese comics people always appear to help others when some begins crying.

Rafflesiac
April 23rd, 2014, 04:16 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Lianru
April 23rd, 2014, 04:34 PM
How can there be other stragglers if the gates just shut you dummies goddamn you're gonna make us stand in the schoolyard all day for NOTHING
Obviously some other people decided to climb the gate sneakily instead of making a mad shounen dash to the gate.

Kirby
April 23rd, 2014, 05:09 PM
So I felt like practicing drawing tablet stuff. And suddenly, I had an epiphany.

http://i.imgur.com/WNo5L75.png

Edited for cropping and stuff

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 05:16 PM
Magnificent

The Geek
April 23rd, 2014, 05:42 PM
This thread is justice.

Kuroyuki
April 23rd, 2014, 05:53 PM
[X] Just wander around. The noisiest place is probably it.

Katie
April 23rd, 2014, 06:30 PM
Obviously some other people decided to climb the gate sneakily instead of making a mad shounen dash to the gate.

You're retarded, this is anime, it never happens.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 06:30 PM
http://i4.minus.com/ibocjRRTZjvLf4.jpg

Umbra of Chaos
April 23rd, 2014, 06:32 PM
This is a beautiful thread.

Kuroyuki
April 23rd, 2014, 07:03 PM
Elyneko isn't happy about the fact that we didn't adopt the cute cat.

Elyrin
April 23rd, 2014, 07:26 PM
Monsters, all of you.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 07:29 PM
Monsters, all of you.

It's Buster's fault!

Kyte
April 23rd, 2014, 07:54 PM
Ohhh, so that's who it reminded me of.

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/197c384f7fbb063091f9451f746aa8ef1398049773_full.jp g

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 09:16 PM
http://i4.minus.com/ibocjRRTZjvLf4.jpg

Not loading. :(

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 09:22 PM
Someone upload it to imgur for Fishie, please!

Kyte
April 23rd, 2014, 09:35 PM
http://i.filmot.org/6F3QWxo.jpg

Note that imgur is also blocked for fishie.

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 09:36 PM
Fishie has better luck with imgur than minus!

Kyte
April 23rd, 2014, 09:36 PM
Someone upload it to imgur for Fishie, please!

You're so lazy.

- - - Updated - - -


Fishie has better luck with imgur than minus!

Actually she doesn't but there's filmot.org

Froggie
April 23rd, 2014, 09:38 PM
I'm in class and I asked because my phone wasn't loading it properly!

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 09:49 PM
im the cutest

Kyte
April 23rd, 2014, 09:50 PM
I'm in class and I asked because my phone wasn't loading it properly!

I remembered you said you were in school literally 30 seconds ago.

deviatesfish
April 23rd, 2014, 09:52 PM
im the cutest

Are you sure about that?

I3uster
April 23rd, 2014, 09:57 PM
yes.

deviatesfish
April 24th, 2014, 03:44 AM
You wander around for what seems like thirty minutes, finding a library, a gym, and a track, but it took the whole half hour before you heard the sound of loud clapping. Uh oh. Walking towards that direction, you see a large, tall building. The door is slightly ajar, and you see rows and rows of students inside.

But between you and that door, you see three delinquents punching each other or something with some other kids smoking around them.

Chrkt.

Uh oh.

They just noticed you.

"The hell is this? A newcomer? Well, you can't miss orientation, can you?" The larger of the three smirks in a way that causes you to shiver.

[ ] Run away!
[ ] Agree.
[ ] Charge through!
[ ] "I don't wan no trabble."

The Geek
April 24th, 2014, 03:55 AM
Charge through. They wouldn't dare touch Buster's kawaiiness.

Spinach
April 24th, 2014, 04:07 AM
[x] Agree. They might be able to tell us how to get to the auditorium!

Froggie
April 24th, 2014, 05:40 AM
[X] Charge through!

Verg Avesta
April 24th, 2014, 06:25 AM
[X ] "I don't wan no trabble."

Truly a Buster Chan

Ratman
April 24th, 2014, 06:50 AM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

There is no such thing as beta female, so no worries!

Kat
April 24th, 2014, 07:23 AM
[X] Agree.

These gentlemen might be worthy to listen to.

Vagrant
April 24th, 2014, 07:48 AM
[x] Take offence to them calling you Miss Orient Asian. Racist bastards. Beat them up.

Or just Jackie Chan it, whatever.

Daiki
April 24th, 2014, 07:58 AM
[x] "I don't wan no trabble."

Sakuraba Haru
April 24th, 2014, 09:21 AM
[x] Agree.

In before you get fujinoned.

Lianru
April 24th, 2014, 09:23 AM
[X] Charge through!

Rafflesiac
April 24th, 2014, 12:30 PM
[X] Charge through!

Kirby
April 24th, 2014, 12:37 PM
[x] "I don't wan no trabble."

RacingeR
April 24th, 2014, 01:03 PM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

It is time to I3ust some fuckers.

Kuroyuki
April 24th, 2014, 05:33 PM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

Mcjon01
April 24th, 2014, 05:40 PM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

Neir
April 24th, 2014, 06:45 PM
[x] don wan no trabble

Mooncake
April 24th, 2014, 07:13 PM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

Gray
April 24th, 2014, 08:45 PM
[X] "I don't wan no trabble."

deviatesfish
April 26th, 2014, 02:44 AM
"I... I dun wah-wanna no trabble!" You yelp with tears in your eyes, as you beat up all the delinquents in a string of comedic acts that leave their limbs broken.

Suddenly, a shadow is cast upon you from one of the roof tops overlooking this alley way between two classroom buildings. It is a strange shape, and for a moment you are blinded by the sun as it swirls down from the three floor. Then the impact of its foot against your face leaves you spinning and reeling.

"HEY! What do you think you're doing with my underlings?!" The silhouette roars in a feminine way. "Do you think that I, Penguin Banchou Kelnish, will allow you to walk away from this traves... travelsy... trall... insult unscathed?!"

http://boonce.org/up/kel1.png

[ ] Uh oh. What do? [Write-in].

The Geek
April 26th, 2014, 02:47 AM
[x] NOOT NOOT

RacingeR
April 26th, 2014, 03:18 AM
[X] ORA ORA

Kat
April 26th, 2014, 03:27 AM
[X] Yare, yare daze.

Kuroyuki
April 26th, 2014, 03:30 AM
[X] U-um... hi?

Rafflesiac
April 26th, 2014, 04:04 AM
[X] NOOT NOOT

Verg Avesta
April 26th, 2014, 06:35 AM
[X] Hora hora~

Polly
April 26th, 2014, 06:39 AM
[X] Punch Pingu in the face. :)

Phearo
April 26th, 2014, 06:40 AM
[X] Yare, yare daze.

deviatesfish
April 26th, 2014, 07:07 AM
[X] Punch Pingu in the face. :)

This is like the only action that anyone wrote-in. I guess it's the default win?

Kat
April 26th, 2014, 07:10 AM
ORA ORA is still an action, as in repeatedly punching Kelnish in the face.

deviatesfish
April 26th, 2014, 08:19 AM
Oh, alright then.

Malgos
April 26th, 2014, 08:38 AM
[X] A Wild Kelnish appears capture it and battle force persuade it to play children's card games Magic the Gathering, Diablo 3, Borderlands and anything else that I3uster wants using voice chat bait. Such is the I3uster way.

Ratman
April 26th, 2014, 10:15 AM
[X] "You can speak? Or is it me who understands penguin? NOOT? NOOT?"
(Undermine Kelnish's banchou authority by pointing out he's just a penguin in a jacket, and how odd that is.)

Kotonoha
April 26th, 2014, 10:24 AM
[x]make this sound (http://rikin8r.tumblr.com/post/77545634320/drevacore-so-i-slowed-down-noot-noot-to-35)

Daiki
April 26th, 2014, 10:39 AM
[x] ZA WARUDO + NOOT NOOT

Neir
April 26th, 2014, 10:47 AM
[x] NOOT NOOT

Kirby
April 26th, 2014, 11:12 AM
[x] Noot him so hard he explodes

Kat
April 30th, 2014, 09:22 AM
I suppose Deviatesfish is on a break?

Kelnish
April 30th, 2014, 09:30 AM
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOIWOWOWOWOWOOW. I missed this apparently! I am truly the cutest girl penguin.

NOOT NOOT

Kat
April 30th, 2014, 09:30 AM
Welcome to one of the characters in flesh.