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Criarino
October 7th, 2017, 07:25 PM
I am happy to join you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of shameless taste for hentai in the history of our forum.
Several years ago, a great mangaka, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, drawed the first Hentai Doujin of Fate/GO. This momentous doujinshi came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of hentai fans who had been seared in the internet searching for ''fun''. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of our despair.
But so many years later, the Olga's doujins are still not translated. SO many years later, the life of the Olga's fans is still crippled by the dificulty of language and the chains of translation. Many years later, the fans lives on a half-satisfatory ''act of self-love'' in the midst of a vast ocean of fate/GO material. Many years later, the fans is still disapointed in the corners of his loneliness and finds himself an exile in his own hentai. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
I have a dream that one day the translators will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We are fans with a blessed ability, and we have to help the poor fans, without rewards other than be praised as gods"
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Nhentai, the loners could enjoy an english tradution of his favorite doujins.
I have a dream that one day even the state of E-hentai, a state sweltering with the heat of haters, sweltering with the heat of old virgins, will be transformed into an oasis of english translated Olga doujins.
I have a dream that my short fap time will one day happen in a world where not only my hands work, but my eyes too will be pleasured undestanting the story!
I have a dream today!

(in short, I need someone to translate three +18 doujins from japonese to english, please, I AM DEPERATE)
PS: Sorry for profaning a major speech and disrespect the image of a great man. If there is any fans of Martin Luther King, dont kill me please
Any interested please send a mensage
(if you (translator) feels like it, I can share some of my +18 ( ͡╭͜ʖ╮͡ ) colections as reward)

Five_X
October 7th, 2017, 07:55 PM
Anything is possible with enough money.

Criarino
October 7th, 2017, 08:22 PM
Anything is possible with enough money.
I dont have money, but have hentai doujins
this is the world's strongest force, and my most precious treasure

Megas
October 7th, 2017, 08:34 PM
I have to tell you that without the backing of the sound of coin your efforts will probably end without the desired results.

Tobias
October 7th, 2017, 08:45 PM
I'm a toydarian! mind tricks don't work on me, only money - all translators

Criarino
October 7th, 2017, 09:57 PM
Only three short mangas, you don't even need to edit, only tell me what is written......
Please.... I'm pleading

mewarmo990
October 8th, 2017, 05:34 PM
I'm a toydarian! mind tricks don't work on me, only money - all translators

how'd you know I was in that movie?

Criarino
November 13th, 2017, 12:05 PM
you.... monsters! I still believed in humanity!

Zurvan
November 13th, 2017, 12:13 PM
You should've believed in the power of money

Nikiri
November 13th, 2017, 12:35 PM
Olga's ero-doujins are prohibited

:olga:

Akyuu
November 14th, 2017, 12:15 AM
you could at least link them or something, a sadpanda link'd be nice

Criarino
November 14th, 2017, 10:21 AM
I dont know if it's allowed link hentais here...

Snow
November 14th, 2017, 10:30 AM
It is, we even have a thread (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/334-Anonymous-Hentai-Thread-%28NSFW-Obviously%29).

Criarino
November 14th, 2017, 07:20 PM
OH FUCK (thank you very much, friend)

AdrianJef
November 14th, 2017, 11:23 PM
guys I have the chapters in Japanese from where the translation was left, they will continue or not translate? or say a fansub who wants them please, sorry for the inconvenience

AdrianJef
November 14th, 2017, 11:38 PM
heaven's feel sorry

Draconic
November 15th, 2017, 12:34 AM
Criarino, please stop debasing yourself. I mean TM isn’t exactly classy, but please stop embarrassing yourself by doing the online equivalent of prostrating yourself in front of these guys, begging them to translate your porn. :confused:

And you realize that aside from their lives outside this site, they're already working on translating other things, right?

AdrianJef
November 15th, 2017, 12:45 AM
I apologize if you bother someone and answering the other post I already have the scans, again I apologize for trying to get attention as an AW

Criarino
November 19th, 2017, 01:51 PM
Draconic "debasing"? You think I care with something like ''debase'' myself? And what's the problem with this? Hentai is art too, I only want to read the doujin
And it's not like I was saying "Stop everything you're doing and translate my porn", I only asked help to someone interested.

Bird of Hermes
November 19th, 2017, 03:59 PM
You’re demanding a service while refusing to pay for it, of course you’re not going to get very far. Just ask people their typical rate on how much they’ll charge per page.

Criarino
November 19th, 2017, 04:54 PM
I would gratefully pay for it... but I'm poor. That's why I'm asking someone with a good soul to help a fellow in necessity

Zurvan
November 19th, 2017, 06:11 PM
No good souls here I'm afraid

Criarino
November 20th, 2017, 01:50 PM
yea, I realized this...

Snow
November 20th, 2017, 02:36 PM
It's not a matter of people being 'good' or not. Translating is work that requires time and effort, which is often taken for granted, especially on the internet in fan communities. One of the ways to put an end to that kind of treatment is translators knowing their own worth and sticking to their guns about being compensated for the work they take up, and for us to see the free translations they do as the huge favor to the community they are.

Arashi_Leonhart
November 20th, 2017, 03:32 PM
Personally I also tend to feel that I'd be more willing to freely help out someone that has bought what they're asking to be translated so it isn't just some entitled anon that got it off some site anyone can access, or someone who has demonstrated that they're going to contribute to the community themselves too.

Magikewl
November 20th, 2017, 03:37 PM
I only translate gay porn for free sorry dude

Rafflesiac
November 20th, 2017, 04:05 PM
Personally I also tend to feel that I'd be more willing to freely help out someone that has bought what they're asking to be translated so it isn't just some entitled anon that got it off some site anyone can access, or someone who has demonstrated that they're going to contribute to the community themselves too.
Counterpoint: I bought Apoc (for my own purposes as opposed to motivation or anything, but still) and you know the rest of this song and dance

Zurvan
November 20th, 2017, 04:16 PM
I thought you had given up on Apo Raff

Rafflesiac
November 20th, 2017, 04:42 PM
My dreams will only die when the anime has finished

Arashi_Leonhart
November 20th, 2017, 04:57 PM
Counterpoint: I bought Apoc (for my own purposes as opposed to motivation or anything, but still) and you know the rest of this song and dance

I mean, yeah, but Im not canon so...

GundamFSN
November 21st, 2017, 01:46 AM
My dreams will only die when the anime has finished

So your dream shall end as the year comes to close. A fitting conclusion.

Canon
November 21st, 2017, 01:59 AM
My dreams will only die when the anime has finished

What if I put out an update when the anime finishes

Raylen Cypher
November 21st, 2017, 02:35 AM
well youll be a "filthy liar" AND a tease

Rafflesiac
November 21st, 2017, 12:10 PM
What if I put out an update when the anime finishes
You won't and we know it.

Magikewl
November 21st, 2017, 12:19 PM
“Update: I’m officially giving up on the Apo TL”

R.Lock
November 21st, 2017, 12:59 PM
But then, EDreamer won't have anything to stop him from translating Apo.

Canon
November 21st, 2017, 08:34 PM
I find your lack of faith disturbing

hinode
November 21st, 2017, 09:00 PM
You should skip ahead and translate the "Does Sieg want to impregnate me?" scene, since that's obviously the number one thing people want to rubberneckread from the remainder of V3.

Then go on hiatus again for X number of months afterwards.

Rafflesiac
November 21st, 2017, 09:34 PM
*years

GundamFSN
November 21st, 2017, 09:54 PM
Too optimistic.

Raylen Cypher
November 21st, 2017, 09:58 PM
How long has it been since he TL'd V3?

- - - Updated - - -


But then, EDreamer won't have anything to stop him from translating Apo.

I'm still surprised no actual talk has come of it.

Canon
November 21st, 2017, 10:07 PM
Only Dec 2016!

Rafflesiac
November 21st, 2017, 11:43 PM
I'm still surprised no actual talk has come of it.
There has been. Since Canon's "TLing" Apoc V3 and 5, EDreamer isn't. Translators have a code of honor where they don't step on each other's toes or touch each other's projects until the current translator explicitly quits.

Raylen Cypher
November 21st, 2017, 11:49 PM
There has been. Since Canon's "TLing" Apoc V3 and 5, EDreamer isn't. Translators have a code of honor where they don't step on each other's toes or touch each other's projects until the current translator explicitly quits.

Buy the deed from Canon then and give it to EDreamer.

Rafflesiac
November 22nd, 2017, 12:08 AM
>spend money

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hinode
November 22nd, 2017, 06:55 AM
Maybe if Canon put the deed behind a gacha wall Raff will break out his wallet like he did for Astolfo/Amakusa.

GundamFSN
November 22nd, 2017, 11:31 AM
Canon just need to up the deal. Have Raff NP5 Semi when she comes or smth.

Rafflesiac
November 22nd, 2017, 06:12 PM
Part of the appeal of a gamble is actually having odds though.

Paitouch
November 22nd, 2017, 08:06 PM
I'd fund Raff's NP5 Semi just to pile on the expectations that canon will fulfill his side of the promise, only for him to demonstrate his strong pullout game and disappoint everyone.

Canon
November 22nd, 2017, 08:18 PM
Do it

lolbro
November 28th, 2017, 04:05 AM
How much $$$ are we talking about to translate all the Olga doujins?

Like a rough number.

Iceblade44
November 28th, 2017, 03:16 PM
Depends on how pages and books of Olga doujins you want.

You can't make an estimate if you don't give the person something to estimate by

kusarihime
December 1st, 2017, 10:42 PM
Can I view the scans? I might consider translating if you also typeset a different doujin that I've translated.

kusarihime
December 2nd, 2017, 06:39 PM
RIP