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ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 02:59 AM
Disclaimer: This MAY get stuck in your head for the rest of the day. If you're lucky. :P



During a special lunchbreak provided to all of the cast of Carnival Phantasm during the filming of the OVAs, a revelation most startling and disturbing occured to a certain magical(-ly grown) little sister.

And the same thought also occured to a half-demonic one, too.



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Ahem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&ob=av3e
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Akiha:
Curses!

Illya:
What is it, Akiha?

Akiha:
Tanabata is really soon.

Illya:
Why does it have to be this way?

Akiha:
Sounds like you forgot it, too.

Illya:
With the way things are with Arcuied and Saber, it looks like our chances are vanished into the blue.

BOTH:
Dateless on Tanabata, what the hell are we going to do?


Akiha:
It's been kind of hard for me lately romantically;

- WORD -

Akiha:
It seems as if everyone has forgotten about me as a heroine with a route.


Illya:
You think that's hard? My storyline was cut out and merged with another's before our love could even sprout.
Sacchin: ;_;

- THAT'S COLD -


BOTH:
WAIT UP

Akiha:
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

Illya:
I’m thinkin’ that I thinkin' it, too

BOTH:
SLOW UP
We can no longer afford to stick to taking it slow, using our natural charm and letting love bloom and grow.
Now it's not time to be passive, time to go and get aggressve.
No longer will we get walked over by all of those other girls.
Now is our chance - time to go and rock their worlds;

Because...
I'm a brotherlover
You're a brotherlover
We should just go and fuck our own brothers
And pull no more punches
We'll get what we want
Show them what they mean to us; show them what we got
Just fucking our own brothers.
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover.


Akiha:
I've got some lovely tea, and of course my prehensile vermillion hair.

Illya:
Straddle him, look him in the eyes, because he's tied up to a chair.

Akiha:
When the time is right, profess to his face my undying love for him.

Illya:
To make things interesting, I've got Berserker, chocolate syrup and a few tightly-knotted silk ropes.

Akiha:
Whisper some lovely sweet nothings only meant for his own ear.

- Sho' 'nuff -

Illya:
I'll playfully toy with him, just like he's a little boy.

- Straight up -

Akiha:
"I am yours to do with as you please."

Illya:
And after I have myself my fun, then you can have your way with me. *blushes*

OHHH YEAAAAH~


BOTH:
They'll be putty in our hands
We'll show them so they know where their loyalties lie:
Their own little sisters
Who would give so much to them that they would be willing to die.

Because...
I'm a brotherlover
You're a brotherlover
We should just go and fuck our own brothers
And pull no more punches
We'll get what we want
Show them what they mean to us; show them what we got
Just fucking our own brothers.
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover.


Akiha:
We'll take our happiness, we'll take it so forcefully.

Illya:
We'll take our happiness, we'll take it so forcefully.

Akiha:
All of us will be so happy when they realize our love was meant to be.

Illya:
And when the time comes, I'll ask;
"Hey Onii-chan, take me on a romantic date to the Tanabata, please."

OHHH~

BOTH:
We'll take them for ourselves and give them a wild night,
If loving them is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
So let's go give the gameplan,
'Cause soon we will be their lovers, my fellow brotherlover


We have no regrets
My whole life was Big Brother Complex.


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And with all of that said, and yet to be done, the two young ladies went off to commence Operation Shag 'Em Good in earnest.
In conclusion, the operation was a success. Perhaps..."too much" of a success?
Nah, such an impossible thing cannot exist.

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Azaka: Did I...um, miss something here?

deviatesfish
August 5th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Gawd the original song was catchy enough... Now this tune will never leave my head!

Counterguardian
August 5th, 2011, 03:05 AM
:O

Five_X
August 5th, 2011, 03:07 AM
I love you. This is a true thing of beauty, it is.

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 03:09 AM
Azaka missed out.

Whelp, there's always les yay with Ryougi. :P

Alulim
August 5th, 2011, 03:10 AM
....it's in my head!

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 03:16 AM
Just as planned.

Just like Operation Shag 'Em Good.

Alulim
August 5th, 2011, 03:21 AM
Bad IRUn, you have delayed my fic writing yet again.

deviatesfish
August 5th, 2011, 03:27 AM
Oh hey, can I blame IRUn for my fic delays too? :D

Alulim
August 5th, 2011, 03:27 AM
Whatever he writes has the habit of pushing out any other ideas.

deviatesfish
August 5th, 2011, 03:29 AM
Uhhhh... Ok, sure, that happens to me too! Yeah! :D

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 03:31 AM
Brotherlover~

Techlet
August 5th, 2011, 03:46 AM
Marvellous.

Aladar
August 5th, 2011, 03:49 AM
It's stuck in my head and it doesn't want to get out! Argh! xD

Kratosirving
August 5th, 2011, 07:18 AM
...Damn you IRUn...DAMN YOU!!!!!

*Shakes fist*

Sherrinford
August 5th, 2011, 07:42 AM
Ok seriously, what happens in BL when I'm asleep?!

Eh, It was funny until


Azaka: Did I...um, miss something here?

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FOREVER ALONE.JPG


Azaka! Nooooooo! (why this forum has no crying emoticons?)

Arashi_Leonhart
August 5th, 2011, 07:43 AM
...Someday, I'm going to attend a Tanabata festival. And then I'm going to laugh aloud randomly and completely inappropriately when this comes to mind. Goddammit.

SeiKeo
August 5th, 2011, 08:59 AM
Azaka missed out.

Whelp, there's always les yay with Ryougi. :P

I always tell Theo this, and he always denies it.

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 11:10 AM
...Someday, I'm going to attend a Tanabata festival. And then I'm going to laugh aloud randomly and completely inappropriately when this comes to mind. Goddammit.

Because the thought of Illya singing like Justin Timberlake and Akiha singing like Andy Samberg is too much to bear?


I always tell Theo this, and he always denies it.

Oh?

SeiKeo
August 5th, 2011, 11:12 AM
Yes, he does. Somehow, he manages.

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 11:46 AM
He denies the implied les yay between Ryougi and Azaka?

Has that bear even seen/read Kara no Kyoukai yet? :p

VelspertheCat
August 5th, 2011, 11:58 AM
It's a pity that Male Shiki never survived. He/she could be conflicted about Azaka too.

deviatesfish
August 5th, 2011, 12:00 PM
All this talk of "lesyay", it's as if you are gonna follow this up with the Golden Rule (Threeway).

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 12:23 PM
All this talk of "lesyay", it's as if you are gonna follow this up with the Golden Rule (Threeway).

Actually.... (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/586-Like-a-King-oneshot?p=237899&viewfull=1#post237899)

deviatesfish
August 5th, 2011, 12:36 PM
:(

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 12:41 PM
>=D

Spooky
August 5th, 2011, 01:35 PM
This thread has summoned me for some reason. If I could only figure out why... :p

Neir
August 5th, 2011, 01:37 PM
Fantastic~

EnigmaticFellow
August 5th, 2011, 01:51 PM
This is great!

KinKrow
June 15th, 2015, 06:09 PM
You are one of my eternal heroes.

Arashi_Leonhart
June 15th, 2015, 06:24 PM
If you have something to say to the author of a fic that hasn't had a new comment in months or years, you should PM them rather than necro the thread and have every single person in the fanfiction subforum hate you.

KinKrow
June 17th, 2015, 11:39 AM
Didn't look at the date, mistake will not be repeated.