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Five_X
August 5th, 2011, 08:03 PM
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One weekend, Seo Akira was walking through Misaki Town to meet up with her friend Akiha Tohno at her mansion. Everything seemed normal at first, but as soon as she touched the gate to the Tohno mansion grounds, a strange blue-haired woman in some religious vestments jumped down in front of her and prevented entry to the grounds.

"You can't go there! That's the Tohno mansion."

Seo scratched her head. "B-but this is where Akiha-chan lives... is something wrong?"

"I'm Ciel, and I'm here to teach you something very important about the Tohnos, okay?" She wondered for a moment on how to go through with her lesson. "A ha!" She shouted, "I will do it through song! Seven, you know what to do!"

A (very, very) small girl, smaller even than a loli, who looked kind of like a (very, very) small, humanoid horse, mumbled something, then turned into a piano. "You can snap your fingers, correct?" Ciel asked the rather freaked out Seo, who nodded out of fear. "Okay, then snap along to this song, which might seem wrong but-ah screw it I'm out of rhymes. Here goes!"




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Listen! (http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=-QYu-MJJ52c) :D


Dun-dun-dun-dun.

SEO:

Snap snap!

Dun-dun-dun-dun.

SEO:

Snap snap?

Dun-dun-dun-dun
dun-dun-dun-dun
dun-dun-dun-dun.

SEO:

Snap snap...

CIEL:

Again!

SEO: Sigh...

CIEL:

They're demons and they're super,
They'll drug you to a stupor,
Then rape you in the pooper,
The Tohno Family.

The sister loves her brother,
Not related to each other,
No mention of their mothers,
The Tohno Family.

KOHAKU:

I'll sweep!

SHIKI:

...sleep.

...

ARCUEID:

Ew, creep.

CIEL:

They only guy there's Shiki,
Unless you mention SHIKI,
They're both a little freaky,
The Tohno Family.

Akiha's a creeper,
And Hisui is a sweeper,
Tohno-kun's a peeper,
The Tohno Family.

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-

They're demons and they're super,
They'll drug you to a stupor,
Then rape you in the pooper,
The Tohno Family.

SEO:

Wait, what, Ciel-chan?

CIEL:

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
Altogether ooky,
The Tohno Family!




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"Hey, wait!" Ciel shouts to the schoolgirl, but she has gone far out of earshot, running in the exact opposite direction back to whence she came.

"...you know, maybe Tohno-kun IS a little messed up, after all."

Humming her tune, she walks back to her house, forgetting Seven parked there, still stuck as a piano.




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I just wanted to get this out there. Many thanks to IRUn, for his original idea that I am shamelessly stealing here. I think it's a nice twist on that, what I've got here. Certainly more Tsukihime-centric, at least.

I am sorry for not updating my Gilgamesh fic yet. I am lazy and have other things to write currently. ;_;

Hope you enjoy this random interlude.

mangafreak7793
August 5th, 2011, 08:07 PM
Brilliant.

Xamusel
August 5th, 2011, 08:08 PM
I agree. I even laughed out loud at that!

Arashi_Leonhart
August 5th, 2011, 08:10 PM
Hisui: Hm. I did not place a piano here...

*Picks entire piano up and it suddenly disappears into her FurnitureSpace warp portal*

Seven: ;_;

Five_X
August 5th, 2011, 08:14 PM
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of...

Shiki:

This piano is an eyesore.

This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano. This piano!

Seven:

...

Hisui:

Jesus Christ, man.

/endscene

Xamusel
August 5th, 2011, 08:24 PM
Oh, yeah, from the Ciel route!

Alulim
August 5th, 2011, 08:30 PM
...yes!

Bloble
August 5th, 2011, 08:31 PM
Finally Tsukihime gets a song! Excellent!

VelspertheCat
August 5th, 2011, 08:32 PM
Dude looks like a lady - Kara no Kyokai

Five_X
August 5th, 2011, 08:35 PM
Easy!

My speciality!

Xamusel
August 5th, 2011, 08:43 PM
...What's your specialty again?

I don't really know what it is.

I3uster
August 5th, 2011, 10:02 PM
Fun fact: SHIKIs hand could move seperated from his body, right?

ItsaRandomUsername
August 5th, 2011, 10:43 PM
Pffft!

=D

Five_X
August 6th, 2011, 01:00 AM
I'm glad you approve of this faker, IRUn.

Also, I3uster: I'm pretty sure, yeah. With Roa's influence, it'd make sense. Mega win right there.

Sherrinford
August 6th, 2011, 06:23 AM
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z458/AutomneLeafs/GIFs/iyq16xjpg.gif

Kratosirving
August 6th, 2011, 07:45 AM
You made me go to Youtube and start watching the old original Addams Family episodes damnit.

+1 Thing