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Rowanism
September 1st, 2011, 03:52 AM
1. Goto http://translate.google.com, select From English to Danish.
2. Type in "Justin Bieber".
3. ???
4. Profit

Marth
September 1st, 2011, 03:53 AM
...why did this need it's own thread? It would've fit just fine in Random Thoughts.

Alulim
September 1st, 2011, 03:57 AM
It has its own thread because it can.

Aladar
September 1st, 2011, 05:44 AM
1. Goto http://translate.google.com, select From English to Danish.
2. Type in "Justin Bieber".
3. ???
4. Profit

I can't stop laughing, seriously...

deviatesfish
September 1st, 2011, 05:59 AM
I don't get it. What happened? Is it because google translate auto-.cn's itself? Why is this funny? :(

Aladar
September 1st, 2011, 06:01 AM
Try it and you'll see.

Optimus
September 1st, 2011, 06:02 AM
At first I srs'd.

Then I lol'd.

deviatesfish
September 1st, 2011, 06:07 AM
I did try it. I don't see what's funny.

RoadBuster
September 1st, 2011, 06:15 AM
Make sure you do it without the caps.

Aladar
September 1st, 2011, 06:17 AM
I mostly lol'd.

deviatesfish
September 1st, 2011, 06:19 AM
Oh. Ha. That's funny!

Ivan The Mouse
September 1st, 2011, 06:44 AM
...The fuck?

Aladar
September 1st, 2011, 07:07 AM
It's a conspiracy I tell you

Ivan The Mouse
September 1st, 2011, 07:48 AM
Conspiracy? This is awesome.

Tobias
September 1st, 2011, 07:59 AM
I don't get it.

Ivan The Mouse
September 1st, 2011, 08:17 AM
I don't get it.

Go to YouTube.
See the comments.
Find the word "Justin Bieber".
Wallah, you just got the joke.
And it is lame.

Sherrinford
September 1st, 2011, 08:51 AM
Oh god... awesome indeed.

Kotonoha
September 1st, 2011, 09:58 AM
I don't get it.

edit: Ah, just did it without the caps. lolololol

Keyne
September 1st, 2011, 10:03 AM
Priceless!

Aladar
September 1st, 2011, 12:28 PM
Priceless indeed.

Ivan The Mouse
September 1st, 2011, 12:37 PM
The finer things in life are free.

Fantabulous
September 1st, 2011, 05:19 PM
^
Agreed

Counterguardian
September 2nd, 2011, 08:17 PM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be annoyed at the fact that whiny bitch has been linked to an Australian pop icon.

Ivan The Mouse
September 3rd, 2011, 06:17 AM
BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH NNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (Splork, splork, squish.)

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2011, 06:20 AM
BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH NNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (Splork, splork, squish.)

... [stab.]

Ivan The Mouse
September 3rd, 2011, 06:21 AM
... [stab.]

[Stab.]

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2011, 07:36 AM
[Stab.]

Counterguardian
September 3rd, 2011, 07:56 AM
[Rain of swords]

Ivan The Mouse
September 3rd, 2011, 08:01 AM
[Gate of Babylon.]

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2011, 09:00 AM
... so as I pray,

[Unlimited Blade Works.]

Lianru
September 3rd, 2011, 09:31 AM
And end it with another [stab.]

Kotonoha
September 3rd, 2011, 09:54 AM
Hey, guys, what's going on in this th[stabbed]

qsurf
September 3rd, 2011, 12:48 PM
[Silver Sign: Silver Bound]

ItsaRandomUsername
September 3rd, 2011, 12:55 PM
BABY BABY BABY OOOOOHHHHH

DAMN IT, MUST FIX THIS RIGHT NOW!


Fuwafuwaru, fuwafuwari~
^_^

Alulim
September 3rd, 2011, 01:41 PM
Meep.

Five_X
September 3rd, 2011, 01:53 PM
Puru puru pururin, pururin pu~

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2011, 02:07 PM
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ELRZ08hNaU)

ItsaRandomUsername
September 3rd, 2011, 02:16 PM
KAMISAMA ARIGATOU

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2011, 02:31 PM
UNMEI NO ITAZURA DEMO~

Aladar
September 3rd, 2011, 04:05 PM
*sniffs air*

Bakemonogatari cute middle school girls in bloomers?

Lianru
September 3rd, 2011, 04:07 PM
Yes.

ItsaRandomUsername
September 3rd, 2011, 04:11 PM
Indeed. :neco_arc:

DarkMAN
September 3rd, 2011, 04:14 PM
Hmm... usually checking the last page helped me understand what's going on...

Lianru
September 3rd, 2011, 04:16 PM
Not this time?

DarkMAN
September 3rd, 2011, 04:18 PM
Yeah...

EDIT: 2 pages back dosen't either...

Cruor
September 4th, 2011, 01:53 AM
Where's that site that translates a word 20 times in different languages then translates it back into English?

Aladar
September 4th, 2011, 04:31 AM
Lolwut?

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2011, 11:30 AM
Where's that site that translates a word 20 times in different languages then translates it back into English?

Someone deliver this.

Aladar
September 4th, 2011, 11:47 AM
^I'd fund this site with imaginary money

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2011, 12:00 PM
But it already exists.

Aladar
September 4th, 2011, 12:01 PM
NO I AM IN THE FUTURE IT IS HAPPENING I WATCHED THAT SPAIDA-MAAN VID I AM NOW CRAZY.

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2011, 12:05 PM
OMGWTFBBQ

Sherrinford
September 4th, 2011, 12:29 PM
fWWCSKheYqM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWWCSKheYqM)!

Kotonoha
September 4th, 2011, 12:30 PM
I remember that site. We used to have a thread for it.

EDIT: maybe this (http://tashian.com/multibabel/)...? I don't think that's the same site though.

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2011, 12:37 PM
Nope. It isn't.

Aladar
September 5th, 2011, 04:59 AM
SUPAIDO-MAN and his nightmare-inducing dancing is still stuck in my head.

Curse you, Sherrin!

Ivan The Mouse
September 5th, 2011, 05:08 AM
Japanese Spiderman is now our enemy.

Aladar
September 5th, 2011, 06:38 AM
Let's hunt him down and burn him to cinders.

Ivan The Mouse
September 5th, 2011, 07:29 AM
No, let's rape him.

Hyarion
September 5th, 2011, 08:10 AM
EDIT: maybe this (http://tashian.com/multibabel/)...? I don't think that's the same site though.

Haven't seen that one in ages. Shame it's going down.

"What is man? Poor little secret mountain. But enough talk ... right?"

Lianru
September 5th, 2011, 08:43 AM
Enough talk. We must go hunt for SPAIDA-MAAN.

Optimus
September 5th, 2011, 08:48 AM
SPAIDA-MAAN? No wai. That's Deadpool in disguise.

Sherrinford
September 5th, 2011, 09:00 AM
SUPAIDO-MAN and his nightmare-inducing dancing is still stuck in my head.

Curse you, Sherrin!

You like it. It's just that the mind needs time to filter the toxins in the brain before you can really appreciate it. :p

*starts waving hands, hypnotizing Aladar*

SUPAIDA-MAHN!

Lianru
September 5th, 2011, 09:05 AM
You like it. It's just that the mind needs time to filter the toxins in the brain before you can really appreciate it. :p

*starts spinning finger while waving hands, hypnotizing Aladar*

SUPAIDA-MAHN!
Fix'd

Sherrinford
September 5th, 2011, 09:14 AM
Well, that was the (in-)joke, Lanru. :p

Lianru
September 5th, 2011, 09:15 AM
Well, that was the (in-)joke, Lanru. :p
No, you have to do both.
Otherwise it doesn't work.

qsurf
September 5th, 2011, 11:14 AM
*tilts head* ...huh.

Kotonoha
September 5th, 2011, 11:26 AM
I found it! (I think?)

http://translationparty.com/

Sherrinford
September 5th, 2011, 11:40 AM
*tilts head* ...huh.

What confuses you, qsurf?

Ivan The Mouse
September 5th, 2011, 11:42 AM
I found it! (I think?)

http://translationparty.com/

Nope. Still not it.

Kotonoha
September 5th, 2011, 11:45 AM
Really?! I could have sworn that "equilibrium" stuff was on that site we used. Except I did remember it going through multiple languages.

Milbunk
September 5th, 2011, 12:03 PM
You guys are so noob, here you go: http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Kotonoha
September 5th, 2011, 12:06 PM
HOORAY! \o/

Milbunk
September 5th, 2011, 12:06 PM
Well I did find it within the first 5 seconds of googling it lol.

Kotonoha
September 5th, 2011, 12:08 PM
I googled and couldn't find it :/

Milbunk
September 5th, 2011, 12:08 PM
This is what I googled: site that goes through 56 translations. It was the very first link.

Hyarion
September 5th, 2011, 12:26 PM
...I forgot just how badly this one screws up stuff.

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!" -> "Hide the column, it is not enough for you." (50 TLs)

Rowanism
September 5th, 2011, 12:27 PM
Translated this sentence multiple times. Every time the result is different.

"So, as I pray. Unlimited Blade Works."

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz*

"So, for example, if you want. The total length."
"This is to pray, as well as including ..."
"No time limit"
"Yes, thanks. There are no restrictions on what days"
"Border"
"Try to remove these restrictions."
"Military preparedness"
"For example, the customer's requests."
"Does not apply. The women's blood is limited." < lololo
"Cart does not work."
"I asked. Home."
"Come in. The study was limited to the art."
"Black."
"Therefore, I am." < LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE LOL
"Call chains and knives." *imagines Archer grabs his cellphone and calls chains and knives -> UBW*"Golden light. Hours."
"In this case, to pray. Bladder." < LOLOL
"Security should do?"
"Yes I want a gold leaf ceiling."
"For example, a small war."
"This together with commercial, Ltd.. (Signature)"
"Our customers. Carl."

oh man xD

Hyarion
September 5th, 2011, 12:48 PM
Hm. Okay, let's try "King of Heroes, do you have enough swords in stock?"

"It is difficult to return to the army?"
"The second reason, is not it?"
"Publication: European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction, drugs, and the king and the sword?"
"Meanwhile, a song, Baron?"
"The King was killed with a sword against him."

Rowanism
September 5th, 2011, 12:57 PM
"Meanwhile, a song, Baron?"

qsurf
September 5th, 2011, 01:10 PM
The ones I loved =3


Translated this sentence multiple times. Every time the result is different.

"So, as I pray. Unlimited Blade Works."

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz*
"No time limit"
"Try to remove these restrictions."
"Military preparedness"
"Come in. The study was limited to the art."
"Therefore, I am." < LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE LOL
"Security should do?"
"For example, a small war."
oh man xD


Hm. Okay, let's try "King of Heroes, do you have enough swords in stock?"

"Publication: European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction, drugs, and the king and the sword?"
"The King was killed with a sword against him."

Rowanism
September 5th, 2011, 01:31 PM
"King of Heroes, do you have enough swords in stock?"

*brzzzzzzzzzzz*

"Masters and Charles?"
"Place?"
"King Koikarpin""
"King of Herpes, you have enough hardware equipment?"
"Hebrew is right."
"I'm tired."
"King of Heroes making plans to incorporate the euro?"
"Is it so that you can kill the Scenario?"
"Regulations and cuts and convience stores in the UK?"
"Seoul"


---


"I am the spider that set this web. Welcome to this wonderful killing chamber."

*brzzzzzz*

"City. Welcome to a better life."
"Sad Macs on a network • 25. Buongyorno death."
"(A) transition. Hello, hello you're in a number of alarm"
"Return to this page. Welcome to criminals."
"However, the Forum welcomed the fiber"
"For more information and an online award for death."
"My page. Location and killed."
"Welcome to the website."
"Rocket attacks, not just a miracle."
"No effect. Pornoschlampen byenvenue is to have two different things."
"The Internet. It is important to celebrate the natural death of cells"
"Bleeding status and lots of pictures is very welcome."
"Several times, and the Internet, because they are invested. Home."


---

This sentence proves that Nasu hides conspiracy messages in his works:

"I am serving god. That does not mean I am serving the church."

*brzzzzzzzz*

"We are here to go to church."
"No, I am the Church."
"No, the Church of God in this way."
"My God, I uttligningsbilagsnr"
"OH God doc. Please do not send the Church."
"I am God."
"The Church of God's love."
"God does not run the church."
"This does not mean that you are the Church of God."
"There is no complete record of the Church."
"God uses the tool to help people."
"... ... To ..."
"God is the Church."

Hyarion
September 5th, 2011, 02:30 PM
Oh lord, some of those are hilarious. I'm addicted all over again.

"Two miracles must occur. One must wait continuously, one must pursue endlessly."

---

"There are two types, such as the NES, if you fail to respond."
"It is a miracle. I hope we can continue to pay taxes."
"He was accompanied by two signals. We hope that all the time."
"This is a miracle. Exception."
"Two miracles happen. Wait a minute, and then try to attract people."
"You May Want To Merkel. The Foundation for the Future, and it's final."
"Two miracles. You can put your life in minutes."
"The important thing is that you can see something."
"Miranda, it should be set, but I'm not sure."
"If you want to make changes to their business, it needs a miracle. We believe in their continued full support."
"There are two miracles. The user is prompted to wait until infinity."
"Spelling Czech. You can connect, but wait a few seconds."
"I want to fight."

Lianru
September 5th, 2011, 02:50 PM
"You know where you're going? If it's Hell, give the devil my regards." -> "It is still the best player in the bag it? Firestone transport options."
This is even better than the other ones.

lethum
September 5th, 2011, 08:47 PM
On translation party

Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows
_____________________________
Through the blood of crimson sunset, dark
On the bad translator, though (40 translations):

Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows
_____________________________
To learn more about Prime, RedClearly, an Optimus Prime reference.

qsurf
September 5th, 2011, 10:44 PM
...who, for some reason is talking to Red.

Kotonoha
September 5th, 2011, 10:59 PM
"Welcome to this wonderful killing chamber."
=
"Welcome to our beautiful surroundings."
"Welcome to this Hall was superb."
"Welcome to the murder."
"We invite you to ideal."



And:

"Blue blue glass moon, under the crimson air."
=
"Blue Moon Blue glass raspberries."
"Raspberry, blue glass."
"Blue, black, silver, glass and air."
"Glass blue-green generation Red"

Counterguardian
September 6th, 2011, 03:14 AM
"YOUR ABILITY TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BASIC FRAMEWORK IS STILL WEAK"

Back to English : It seems, remains a threat to the infrastructure capacity
Back to English : It seems that the risk of potential.


"It means to be a potential hazard."

Aladar
September 6th, 2011, 04:41 AM
What the hell is happening here?

qsurf
September 6th, 2011, 05:39 AM
Something beautiful *manly tears*

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2011, 06:22 AM
I swear, someday soon I will save all of those.

Ivan The Mouse
September 6th, 2011, 09:36 AM
"I know how to please a man."

=
"I know how to please men."
"I know how to please people."
"I know how people please."
"Please know how people."
"Please know that as human beings."
"It should be noted that the trafficking of human beings."
"It should be mentioned that human trafficking."
"This should work."

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2011, 10:12 AM
Well, at least people is a synonym for "men". It could have went worse.

Counterguardian
September 8th, 2011, 07:54 AM
"This should work."

This would have made a good line in the scene in question.

Lianru
September 8th, 2011, 07:57 AM
Tohsaka's H-scene.
Right?

Counterguardian
September 8th, 2011, 08:00 AM
Tohsaka's H-scene.
Right?

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/954-not-sure-if-serious.jpg


It's Saber's H-scene.

Lianru
September 8th, 2011, 08:23 AM
Sorry, not serious. :P

Ivan The Mouse
September 9th, 2011, 09:42 AM
Sorry, not serious. :P

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