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Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 03:32 PM
Random, obligatory things you learned while on this forum thread is a go! If you've never seen one of these you should get off the internet it's pretty self-explanatory. Post what you have learned during your time on BL.

1. Kohaku always wins. No exceptions.
2. Seafood is sexy.
3. Don't mess with Sakura.
4. Don't mess with Mike-san.
5. Don't mess with Mike-san and his Sakura.
6. Defend yourself or GTFO.

Ivan The Mouse
September 6th, 2011, 03:33 PM
7. GD + Sakura = Flames.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 03:35 PM
8. Don't mess with Mike-san and his Sakura.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 03:36 PM
8: Be prepared for lolis
9: Be prepared for Mahjong
10: Be aware that Zero will show up at the mere mention of either of these things
11: He will then tell you you're using the word loli wrong

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 03:37 PM
12. Chie Satonaka is love.
13. Don't take discussions too seriously. Sit back, have some snacks and enjoy the trip.
14. Sacchin is a heroine of Tsukihime. Same can be said about Illya from F/SN.
15. Godspeed editing skills are reccomended!

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 03:43 PM
16: If all else fails, two of the same number is OK

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 03:44 PM
17: Or not.
18: Mind of Steel is the best end of F/SN. Especially if it's written by Verg Avesta.

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 03:44 PM
17. Numbers mean nothing!
18. Jumping over bars make you sexy.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 03:44 PM
18: Always GATTAI when asked

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 03:44 PM
16. Right!

Alulim
September 6th, 2011, 03:44 PM
19: Al is a deer!

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 03:45 PM
19: Numbers are everything. Especially if you are Roa.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 03:45 PM
20: If you have abs, you have power.(Fuck year, Roabs!)

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 03:48 PM
21. GILGAMESH IS THE RULES!

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 03:49 PM
22: there is no True route. The Observer, that is, the one playing, decides what is true and what is false by observing.

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 03:50 PM
23. There is no harem route. You will always miss one person.
24. Sniping is inevitable.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 03:52 PM
25. Pharble Mantasm Shinji is the most powerful character in the Nasuverse.

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 03:54 PM
26. All fall before Miko Shinji except a Shinji of equal or superior status.

Aladar
September 6th, 2011, 03:58 PM
27. State any opinion and prepare for effing war. xD

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 04:01 PM
28. Aoko Aozaki rules and she is love. :3

qsurf
September 6th, 2011, 04:02 PM
29. Gil-sensei is always right...​LIKE A KING!
30. EMIYA is taboo

Aladar
September 6th, 2011, 04:03 PM
31. Don't anger the Sakura protectorate

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 04:04 PM
32. Your war is not complete without H.

Aladar
September 6th, 2011, 04:11 PM
33. Canon. It comes in more than a dozen different versions and retcons!

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 04:12 PM
34. All facts are opinions until proven otherwise!

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 04:12 PM
35: Fuck editing

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 04:13 PM
36. Yeah, fuck editing!

eddyak
September 6th, 2011, 04:26 PM
37. Something witty here.

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 04:29 PM
38. BS + BS = Logic

Bloble
September 6th, 2011, 04:30 PM
38. Every Type-Moon character that is part of an H-Scene is technically 'over 18'.
39. Rule #38 is bullshit except when it actually matters.

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 05:15 PM
40. Trolls abound. Be careful.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 05:20 PM
41. Ducks. Ducks everywhere.

Mellon
September 6th, 2011, 05:23 PM
42. Arcueid is the absolute strongest being in TYPE-MOON works and cannot be defeated, no matter the circumstances. This is substantiated by extremely obscure one-liners, taken out of context, from unknown sources.

43. Nasu H-scenes are the ultimate example of literary expression. Mmmm... seafood.

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 05:23 PM
44. Mike is insane and everyone knows this.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 05:31 PM
45. Except Mike.

ItsaRandomUsername
September 6th, 2011, 05:44 PM
46. Fans of non-heroines with no routes can get mighty bitter sometimes.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 6th, 2011, 05:47 PM
47. Fans of heroines with routes also get bitter, for less discernible reasons.

ItsaRandomUsername
September 6th, 2011, 05:51 PM
48. We're all just a bunch of bitter old men and women. And various woodland creatures.

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 06:19 PM
49. Saber with a dick or without her ahoge is not Saber.

Rowanism
September 6th, 2011, 06:21 PM
50. Saber without a dick or with her ahoge is Saber.

Alulim
September 6th, 2011, 06:22 PM
51. Saber without her ahoge is Alter.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 06:23 PM
52: Lion Saber is Best Saber.

Milbunk
September 6th, 2011, 06:23 PM
53: Medea is the true Casko

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 06:24 PM
54. Tamamo is also the true Casko

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 06:24 PM
55. EXTRA Caster is the best waifu ever. Period.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 6th, 2011, 06:25 PM
56. Archer x Couch is canon.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 06:26 PM
51: Most of your problems can be solved with FIGHTING SPIRIT
52: Those that can't can be solved through rape

lethum
September 6th, 2011, 06:27 PM
53: People will jump onto bandwagons.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 06:27 PM
57: Fuck editing
58: Fuck yeah, repetition!

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 06:28 PM
59. Good luck trying to make any sense of the arguments going on here. If you do, call the closest sanatorium because well, that means you are crazy.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 06:38 PM
60. Chair threads are always disasters.

Milbunk
September 6th, 2011, 06:44 PM
61: Anyone who says Medea is not the best waifu will be given 1 beamspam free of charge.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 06:44 PM
62. Milbunk claims to be capable of beamspam, but it seems unlikely.

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 06:45 PM
613. Numbered lists fail because people get sniped.
624. Debates always go back to the original moonrunes, so nothing gets solved ever.

EDIT: see?

Milbunk
September 6th, 2011, 06:46 PM
63: If Koto does not post today she will be beam spammed and kicked from the reunion.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 06:46 PM
65: It just went down, folks.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 06:47 PM
66. Milbunk is mean.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 06:47 PM
67. TM does not mix well with Shounen.

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 06:50 PM
78. This is the actual number.

Milbunk
September 6th, 2011, 06:50 PM
70. Milbunk likes to stay on track and if people don't post he gets bored, and when he gets bored he makes more RPs.

71. Lethum is my twin.

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 06:52 PM
81. Type-Moon is even more confusing than you thought.

Optimus
September 6th, 2011, 06:52 PM
381. Time Travelling Magic allows Opti to do awesome stuff like this.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 06:52 PM
83. WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS MASON

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 06:53 PM
34. Mil considers people to exist for his entertainment :(

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 06:53 PM
84. Lotus are Erl are actually the same person using 2 different accounts.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 06:54 PM
106. Same with me and Mike.

Milbunk
September 6th, 2011, 06:54 PM
107. As well with me and Lethum.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 06:55 PM
87: BL can't count.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 06:56 PM
18765410498645471808745740749047673029735647307843 510843^483456494796589256429690789670. Pie > Cake

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 07:00 PM
90. Indeed.

ringlhach
September 6th, 2011, 07:09 PM
91 (maybe): THIS CHAIR.

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2011, 07:09 PM
91. Forumites think that Mike is the only one "knight templar" of BL
92. They are wrong.
93. Keep your mouth shout. It will help in the long run.
94. Two or three days, and almost nobody will remember this thread.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 07:18 PM
95. The Knight Templars are Mike, Erl, and Altima.

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 07:23 PM
96. Women that look good are pretty, but women who are both smart and lovely are truly beautiful.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 07:24 PM
97. Chaos Greyblood is never going to get laid

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2011, 07:26 PM
98. Waifus > Real women.


SO RONERY ;_;

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 07:29 PM
100. BLers can't count.

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 07:29 PM
97. Chaos Greyblood is never going to get laid

Quiet, you. >_>

99. Kotonoha is probably the only forumite to truly like Shinji.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 07:31 PM
100. He lies, Shinji has plenty of fans >:(

Mike1984
September 6th, 2011, 07:45 PM
101. Koto can't count, as demonstrated by the last post.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 07:47 PM
102. Mike is occasionally capable of ICE BURNS.

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 07:49 PM
103. People here are too obsessed with Mike.

104. Seriously guys, there's nothing wrong with having a strong opinion and willing to enforce it.

105. I hate how people are treating those kinds of people like jokes, why is their involvement in something so bad?

106. This forum is capable of inspiring such volumes of hate within me, I just don't even.

107. Then I remember that I hate everything already.

108. I'm gonna kill myself one of these days.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 07:50 PM
109. TW is emo and has a crush on Mike.

Five_X
September 6th, 2011, 07:51 PM
110: Everyone is tsun.

KENTA
September 6th, 2011, 07:52 PM
111: Everyone is Dere

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2011, 07:52 PM
95. The Knight Templars are Mike, Erl, and Altima.

112. Still far from the truth... everyone in BL is a Knight Templar when it comes to his own interests or opinions ;3

Five_X
September 6th, 2011, 07:53 PM
112: BLers will do anything for love, but they won't do that.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 07:53 PM
113. If its more than 3 pages ago, theres no point in reading it.
114. Everyone loves Koto's imouto. 111. And by everyone, I mean Everyone.
115.And by lovesI mean loves. with their penis
116. Autoformat can suck my balls.
117.Everyone has a penis.
118. Except Kenta, who has a vagina.
119. Watch out for snipers.

120. F*CK TYPING

Lianru
September 6th, 2011, 07:56 PM
125. People like to start pointless arguments.

Five_X
September 6th, 2011, 07:58 PM
126. No argument is pointless, unless it is.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 07:58 PM
127. WHERE THE HELL DID 121-124 GO??
128. Watch out for disappearing posts.


129. I haet snipahs. I really do.

MZeroX
September 6th, 2011, 08:03 PM
111. if your internet dies for half a day or more, be prepared to spend upwards to 4 hours trying to catch up with everything you missed if you actually read responses instead of skipping to the most recent page and farting.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:04 PM
130. Oh Zero~

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 08:05 PM
112. Zex believes that skipping to the most recent page causes farting
113. Zex is weird

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:07 PM
381. Fuck numbers

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 08:07 PM
112: BLers will do anything for love, but they won't do that.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

You do not get to ruin that song for me. You fucking bitch, I will put on my racist as fuck Mountie hat and I will go to Canada and I will burn that country to the dust.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:08 PM
8753. Type loves meatloaf

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 08:10 PM
Actually yes. Yes I fucking do.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 08:11 PM
150. Some days I pray for silence
151. Some days I pray for soul
152. Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock'n'roll

MZeroX
September 6th, 2011, 08:11 PM
114. Neyla's power comes from the shota-shinji in boy-shorts and suspenders that she keeps in a closet.
115. wakame hair can be possessed and sex people up without the consent of the head that the hair is on.

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 08:12 PM
Nothing wrong liking Meat Loaf. I like him too.

Number whatever the heck we're on. BL is the best message board I've ever been. It's also the craziest one I've ever been.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 08:12 PM
154. Meat Loaf is serious about his arts & crafts supplies

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:17 PM
155. Meat Loaf is as crazy as Gary Busey

WUUUHHH?

Five_X
September 6th, 2011, 08:20 PM
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

You do not get to ruin that song for me. You fucking bitch, I will put on my racist as fuck Mountie hat and I will go to Canada and I will burn that country to the dust.

Well, it's not like it's one of Meatloaf's better efforts. It's just one of his most popular ones.

I'm glad you noticed it though, it seemed like it would be buried.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 08:21 PM
156. Quoting a song means RUINING IT and will cause TW to wear a silly hat and try to set the ground on fire.
157. Therefore it must be done whenever possible

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:24 PM
237. It's hard to do schoolwork when YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING BOOKS YET
238. Fuck shippers
239. Both kinds

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 08:25 PM
150. Some days I pray for silence
151. Some days I pray for soul
152. Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock'n'roll

And I suddenly realize I still love Kotonoha. And my rage is gone.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:27 PM
-78. Koto is a lot more active in these kind of threads.

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 08:27 PM
332. I suck at trolling ;_; WHY CAN'T I MAKE PEOPLE MAD AND FILLED WITH HATE

DB-L
September 6th, 2011, 08:27 PM
158?: Hate Sex is good sex, especially if it involves the Aozaki sisters.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:30 PM
333. Everyone loves Koto
334. see 115

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 08:30 PM
332. I suck at trolling ;_; WHY CAN'T I MAKE PEOPLE MAD AND FILLED WITH HATE

Honestly, that was a little weird for me too. I think its because I respect women more, and because I actually honestly do enjoy seeing your posts. Even if most of the time it really is just adding to the off topicness of whatever thread you're posting in.

Or, more likely, I have bipolar disorder. In fact, that one is quite probable, considering my mom and her mom and her mom (etc.) had it.

Avi-tan
September 6th, 2011, 08:31 PM
200. 1 out of 5 people on BL is a trap.
203. Everyone is shipped. No exceptions.

lilithsama
September 6th, 2011, 08:33 PM
9. I want to stab or punch everything in the face at some point or other.
10. Sometimes with my penis

Chaos Greyblood
September 6th, 2011, 08:38 PM
203. Everyone is shipped. No exceptions.

*Sighs* u_u

204. Whoever hates The Beatles isn't human and doesn't belong on this planet.

DB-L
September 6th, 2011, 08:41 PM
205: Dracula hates The Beatles because he is a monster and does not belong on this planet.

TypeWannabe
September 6th, 2011, 08:47 PM
It was not by his hand that he was once again given flesh though...

Kotonoha
September 6th, 2011, 09:29 PM
206. Chaos Greyblood is racist against space aliens

mangafreak7793
September 6th, 2011, 09:34 PM
207: Araya Souren is the source of all problems.
208: Ryougi Shiki kills everything, NO EXCEPTIONS!

Bloble
September 6th, 2011, 09:35 PM
207. In terms of number of times mentioned, Sakura is the most popular heroine on BL.
208. In terms of amount of fanart, Saber is the most popular heroine on BL.
209. In terms of number of erections given, Rin is the most popular heroine on BL.
210. Tsukihime is mostly ignored except when crossed over with Fate/Stay Night.

SeiKeo
September 6th, 2011, 09:36 PM
212: KnK gets ignored in all circumstances.

Five_X
September 6th, 2011, 10:12 PM
204. Whoever hates The Beatles isn't human and doesn't belong on this planet.

213. Chaos Greyblood is a highly respectable person.

ItsaRandomUsername
September 6th, 2011, 10:17 PM
212: KnK gets ignored in all circumstances.

Except in IRUn's AU Fic, where they'll appear in every Aftershow.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 01:34 AM
214: This list might exceed 381.

lethum
September 7th, 2011, 02:16 AM
381: Math is a lie, there is no counting. Or 381.

Aladar
September 7th, 2011, 04:42 AM
215. lethum can't count

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 06:45 AM
216. http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7536/1314798038494.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 06:50 AM
217. KIMI TO

Apple
September 7th, 2011, 06:52 AM
218. That Alexander the great was not entirely straight.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 06:56 AM
219. Every heroine is equal. But some are more equal than others.
220. Animal Farm is a good book.
221. Tobias doesn't like people who go "trollolololol". That includes Eddyak and

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 06:58 AM
221. So as 1984.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 07:06 AM
221. So as 1984.
I agree.

Optimus
September 7th, 2011, 07:06 AM
222. That bros always go before hos.
223. Verg cannot be trusted when it comes to the above.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 07:07 AM
What if a hoe wants to be a bro?

Optimus
September 7th, 2011, 07:08 AM
Hos can also be bros.

Example: If a woman hooks you up with her busty S grade Zettai Ryouki friend then she is your bro.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 07:14 AM
Hos can also be bros.

Example: If a woman hooks you up with her busty S grade Zettai Ryouki friend then she is your bro.
Busty, tsundere, twin-tailed, thighhigh wearing woman...........

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/523/meht.png

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 07:16 AM
69. Why hasn't black text been done yet?

MZeroX
September 7th, 2011, 07:16 AM
Hos can also be bros.

Example: If a woman hooks you up with her busty S grade Zettai Ryouki friend then she is your bro.http://i56.tinypic.com/11tn9r6.jpg

Optimus
September 7th, 2011, 07:17 AM
That was just an example. In your case, if a woman hooked you up with Saber she'd be your bro, Keyne.

MZeroX
September 7th, 2011, 07:20 AM
216: Zero wont shut up about mahjong, lolis, or poverty. Even if it means losing 4 hours of sleep.
http://i51.tinypic.com/egygjs.jpg

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 07:20 AM
2-something-something: Don't touch your bro's holes.

MZeroX
September 7th, 2011, 07:21 AM
146: 80% of the time, if you see an Asuka avatar, it's Lili. the other 20% of the time, you're confused.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 07:22 AM
That was just an example. In your case, if a woman hooked you up with Saber she'd be your bro, Keyne.
Even if she didn't do that, she'd be my bro. I have many female bros.

Optimus
September 7th, 2011, 07:22 AM
1x10^6787889829930939. Like I stated previously, time travel magic is the best thing ever since the invention of toilets.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 07:23 AM
1x10^6787889829930939. Like I stated previously, time travel magic is the best thing ever since the invention of toilets and showers.
Fix'd for GREAT JUSTEAZE!

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 07:24 AM
10 in base 274: Time loops.

deviatesfish
September 7th, 2011, 07:48 AM
Somethingsomethingsomething: Tech-tan never sleeps.

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 07:59 AM
Somethingsomethingsomething + 1: I wait.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 08:16 AM
147: Every thread that can be derailed, will be.

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 08:19 AM
84: Multi-thread drifting.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 08:20 AM
666: Keyne's harem consists of a loli-trap in a cardboard box, a deer with no soul, a bear in a suit, a Neir, a mouse with a Russian name, a cat that writes cool fanfictions, a lantz with blades... and a tsundere purplehead lover. Best harem ever. Tru fax.

Though.. I still need a fox-girl.. but I'm already on it. *looks at Koto-nee*

DreamsRequiem
September 7th, 2011, 08:26 AM
667. Arguments about Sakura only leads to Mikeraeg.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 08:55 AM
Fuckthisnooneiscounting: Keyne lies about having a harem.

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 08:59 AM
42: Dick jokes. Dick jokes everywhere.

DreamsRequiem
September 7th, 2011, 09:02 AM
Ihavenofuckingcluewhatnumberthisis. Ivan The Mouse is tsundere for Keyne.

qsurf
September 7th, 2011, 09:02 AM
√-1 : SaKURa kNowS AlL sEEs ALl...Ia iA saKUra!

1/0 : Common Sense and Sanity are BL's hoes, if you value yours, leave them behind the moment you log in.

101: Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 09:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/7G1xl.jpg: Everything is according to keikaku.

Keyne
September 7th, 2011, 09:28 AM
Next in order: "It's shit. It's shit, right?"

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2011, 09:42 AM
Then next: Ciel likes it in the ass.

Froggie
September 7th, 2011, 10:46 AM
### - People think I'm french... What?

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2011, 10:49 AM
French? How do people ever get French?

deviatesfish
September 7th, 2011, 10:59 AM
I'm pretty sure it's something to do with "Frogs".

nununu
September 7th, 2011, 11:07 AM
French? How do people ever get French?

I'm pretty sure it's something to do with "Frogs".
This? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_legs#French_cuisine)

Mike1984
September 7th, 2011, 11:07 AM
French? How do people ever get French?

Have you never heard of calling French people "Frogs" before?

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 11:13 AM
You're not French??!

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2011, 11:37 AM
Have you never heard of calling French people "Frogs" before?

Oh, I do it all the time. Just don't get how people get the nationality from the username, I guess.

Lianru
September 7th, 2011, 11:39 AM
I lost count and got lazy: Memes also abound. Don't drown in them.

Froggie
September 7th, 2011, 11:42 AM
You're not French??! Je ne suis pas francaise.

My french is actually pretty terrible. Besides, France does not have GOLDEN frogs :p

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 11:50 AM
Besides, France does not have GOLDEN frogs :p

Honey glazed frog legs?

Aladar
September 7th, 2011, 12:14 PM
Aren't golden frogs extremely poisonous?

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2011, 12:14 PM
Yes, yes they are. :3

Aladar
September 7th, 2011, 12:16 PM
Like, 0.00001 % of their poison can kill a human.

Froggie
September 7th, 2011, 12:22 PM
What can I say? I am poisonous.

Lianru
September 7th, 2011, 01:01 PM
666. Stay away from Froggie, because he's poisonous.

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2011, 01:03 PM
667. We have hard times with remembering gender sometimes. I do it too.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 7th, 2011, 01:06 PM
668. Leopard really means sex. Gender is often seen as a social construct and can be whatever we collectively assign to people.

669. King Arthur is a woman.

hero
September 7th, 2011, 01:24 PM
What can I say? I am poisonous.

Heh.

Sherrinford
September 7th, 2011, 01:27 PM
700. So is Francis Drake, apparently. And Jack the Ripper was a loli.

Alulim
September 7th, 2011, 02:29 PM
L: Al likes lolis.

Techlet
September 7th, 2011, 07:06 PM
Omelette: A feline is acceptable also.

DreamsRequiem
September 8th, 2011, 03:11 AM
Milk: Theocrass is currently the strongest poster.

MZeroX
September 8th, 2011, 03:17 AM
Semen: Highest post count doesn't necessarily indicate usefulness

Techlet
September 8th, 2011, 03:33 AM
List threads are popular: 283

MZeroX
September 8th, 2011, 03:34 AM
seventh dimension: you're doing it wrong if you're on topic

qsurf
September 8th, 2011, 03:51 AM
l337: ...will purged with napalm and then given to various cosmic horrors we have on call.

Ivan The Mouse
September 8th, 2011, 04:30 AM
ZUPPON ZUPPON ZUPPON: Mouse is always bored.

MZeroX
September 8th, 2011, 05:06 AM
ZUPPON ZUPPON ZUPPON: Mouse is always bored.
Zero's solution to everyone's boredom: mahjong

Altima of the Gates
September 10th, 2011, 10:19 PM
777Fever: If someone starts a sentence with, "I like Sakura, but..." I know I'll see trouble. :p
PelvicThrust: I've learned that I'm unlikely to leave this forum anytime soon, no matter how crazed I get.
Origin: This forum's origin is Offtopicness, and we're even closer to becoming a concept than Araya.

MZeroX
September 10th, 2011, 10:25 PM
Altimod: He's a pelvic thrusting bellsprout AND a kamen rider.
ADMOD: all of our admins/moderators are actually kamen riders. Any attempt they make to deny it is just them trying to protect their not-so-secret identities.

Sei
September 10th, 2011, 10:29 PM
Mods are badass!

lilithsama
September 10th, 2011, 10:31 PM
Sei: is a suck up

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Sei
September 10th, 2011, 10:32 PM
Lil doesn't like Kamen Rider
....or Bellsprouts

DB-L
September 10th, 2011, 10:37 PM
#2XX: Rider Kicks from the admin staff pack a minimum force of 1000 Banhammers.

Altima of the Gates
September 10th, 2011, 11:14 PM
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm211/MotoMusaki/RIDER_KICK_by_rastamonch.jpg

:p

DB-L
September 10th, 2011, 11:19 PM
B-But I didn't do anyth-

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lilithsama
September 10th, 2011, 11:21 PM
BANHAMMER KNOWS NO MERCY

Sei
September 10th, 2011, 11:24 PM
BANHAMMER ATTACKS INDISCRIMINATELY!

DB-L
September 10th, 2011, 11:26 PM
THERE ARE FEW THINGS MORE AWE INSPIRING THAN AN ADMIN WIELDING A BANHAMMER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-fkiFu3c8I&t=12s)

Sei
September 10th, 2011, 11:28 PM
AMONG THOSE, AN ADMIN WIELDING TWO BANHAMMERS!

Kotonoha
September 10th, 2011, 11:47 PM
MODS ARE FAGS

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qsurf
September 11th, 2011, 01:21 AM
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121: Keep a bottle of water handy, or you will dehydrate from the sweat-dropping you'll be doing if you feel sane for that day.
121a: But for God's sake be careful when drinking it lest the Demons of Spit-taking strike at thee unawares.

Ivan The Mouse
September 11th, 2011, 03:42 AM
MODS ARE FAGS

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YOU ARE MAD

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DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 07:00 AM
EggsandBaconlol: KENTA is a female.

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 07:02 AM
EnglishBreakfastlol: So is Sei.

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 07:05 AM
ChickenSandwhichlol: Lilithsama is in a lesbian relationship with KENTA

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 07:25 AM
UlsterFrylol: Nanaya is Sei's waifu.

Lianru
September 14th, 2011, 08:12 AM
Tempurashrimplol: Controversial topics are controversial

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 08:19 AM
Teriyakilol: Mike stalks Lantzblades.

Lianru
September 14th, 2011, 08:20 AM
Tamagoyakilol: Mike likes Sakura

Techlet
September 14th, 2011, 08:34 AM
Taiyakilol: Sakura doesn't like the basement.

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 08:39 AM
Cheeseburgerlol: BL replaces numbers with food.

Lianru
September 14th, 2011, 08:39 AM
Takoyakilol: Pick-A-Thread -> Thread Topic -> Sakura -> Basement.
Teppanyakilol: This thread makes me hungry. Fried stuff!

Mike1984
September 14th, 2011, 09:28 AM
Teriyakilol: Mike stalks Lantzblades.

Erm, what?

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 09:41 AM
@Mike: Keyne said you did. :3

Mike1984
September 14th, 2011, 09:50 AM
Well, I don't. I talk to him on MSN.

Kotonoha
September 14th, 2011, 10:07 AM
You don't talk to me on MSN :(

Tobias
September 14th, 2011, 10:16 AM
you are almost never on MSN!

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 10:27 AM
I don't have an MSN~

Mike1984
September 14th, 2011, 10:33 AM
You don't talk to me on MSN :(

You haven't given me your MSN address. Although, admittedly, it does seem to be attached to your profile....

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 11:09 AM
I don't have an MSN~

Me too~!

Techlet
September 14th, 2011, 11:20 AM
Me too~!

Heathens.

SeiKeo
September 14th, 2011, 11:21 AM
Bah, MSN.

DreamsRequiem
September 14th, 2011, 11:28 AM
Heathens. Feh, I'd hardly be on it if I ever had it, to be honest.

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 10:10 PM
BubbleAndSqueaklol: I am a mouse.

Blue
September 14th, 2011, 11:11 PM
One: dinners.
Two: No one talks to me on MSN either :( Admittedly, only a couple BLers actually have me on MSN...

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 11:13 PM
Two: No one talks to me on MSN either :( Admittedly, only a couple BLers actually have me on MSN...initiate. people are busy even if they are available status, or they are so bored they don't know who to talk to.

Blue
September 14th, 2011, 11:20 PM
Ahhaha. That was half a joke. I get what you mean of course :) I kind of wish Chrome didn't derp when I try to get on IRC through Mibbit.

Kotonoha
September 14th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Use a client maybe?

Blue
September 14th, 2011, 11:33 PM
Yeah I should. I just tend to get distracted by something before trying. Which client is worth trying? Funny thing is that Mibbit apparently works on uni computers (logged in now).