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RIP Zouken, fallen Hero of Justice™

Right? Like, pick a new character arc for someone, you damn mushroom.

Tragically it's actually a stable time loop.

When Sakura used Imaginary Number space to go back in time she accidentally awakened Justease's worm fetish, leading to Zouken turning himself into...

I mean you say that like it was meant to be fair and balanced, it wasn't. The 3 founding families were setting up a rigged game with four other Magi whose main job was to die and fuel the Grail, so...

If that was true Aphrodite wouldn't touch it.

Primate Murder is above ORT because PM is a bigger threat to the human race on account of conceptual advantages and not being a Neet, not because it's stronger than the Crystal Spider.

"BTW guys, who's watching the timeline while we're all here?"
FSN Zel: "Don't worry guys I got my apprentice on it, it'll be fine"

IIRC it was speculation based on one of his titles/monikers being "Solo: The One and Only"




But do they all get together once a week to play poker?

It's gotta be some kind of Magecraft.

I see, so it's like if Darnic had been unable to steal the Einzbern's homework and had been forced to ask the internet?

I mean Archer went full shitlord in UBW but it's not like he had any options there- he either A) Agreed to let Shinji molest Rin B) Fought Gil with no Master and died, then Rin gets molested ...

Nah, he was trying to help Saber out by giving her the opportunity to play Knight to a damsel in distress again, but Artoria was like "nah fam, I'm chill with Rin getting assaulted as long as I can...

Obviously she was originally a Jeanne face.

Honestly, what is Gray even mad about? Roughly 1/3 of all people to have ever lived are Saberfaces, at least she has a different hair Colour.

Speaking of which Gray, if being a Saberface is sooo...

Honestly I feel like the real toxic Akiha Pairing is AkihaXKohaku

"I'm plotting to have you driven insane and murdered by the person you love the most"
"I'm okay with that because my dad raped...

Maybe she'll show up in a Tsuki Sequel-

Shiki: "An unkillable bodyjumping magus prodigy that's obsessed with Arcueid? This seems familiar..."

Clearly it just means that the presence of the True Ancestors simply means Touko is pursuing a perfect body in a... different context.

The issue with Sieg is that he's a plot tumor and the instant he wakes up the entirely of everything suddenly starts rotating around him like has his own gravitational pull.

The other issue is...

Extraverse makes no sense and never has- especially if you start counting Extella and so on.

My guess is the Moon Cell has been adding a bunch of Mods to HGW.exe and corrupted it's save file.

What do you mean "adding"? Servants have been trying to NTR Guda from Mash for the entire game!

I can see it. Hinako accidentally kills an ancestor by throwing a book at them to hard, gets declared their successor, is now stuck trying to get off their newsletter subscription forever.

It's...

Kiritsugu had Saber aim at the Cup instead of the Hole in the sky that was leaking evil



He does know. After the war he rigged the Leyline to collapse and destroy the Cavern. It's just that...

And now I find myself speculating about whether or not Sir Blackmore is related to them or not.

Here I thought he was just too Lazy to change his name around on his Immigration paperwork and everyone just assumed that "Makiri" was his family name.

IIRC the Tohsaka family own some patents that the Mage Association pays them for? They also used to own land, but either property management is the one thing that Kirei isn't good at, or he...