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The anime waifus all die horribly the moment they come into existence as our laws of physics are unkind to their strange anatomies. They suffocate, suffer organ failure etc.I wish for some ice cream.

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The ultimate servant has already been created.

Go home guys.

Money? Who needs that shit. Throw that shit away for PVC and ABS.
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...flavoured lube cure constipation?

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I bought a new Figma. Referring to the type of figure it is. Figma is a subset of figures. All figmas are figures, but not all figures are figmas. ...

Default settings for vanilla Fate/Extra works fine, on my phone anyway. Galaxy Note 2.

It chugs at points, like inside your room but turning the resolution down to 1x PSP fixes that. Which I do...

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Figmas be a specific line of poseable figures. Like Madoka and Homura here.

You don't go around calling a pair of Nike sneakers Crocs.

Wat figmas.

What if I'm using wry in the WRRRYYYYYYYY as a Dio quote? Is that using wry wrong?

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G'dammit Woody.

Mandarake, 7500 yen. Pretty banged up box but unopened and thus contents should be fine.

Mine was 8000 yen for a somewhat less banged up box, also unopened.

It is no secret that I am a CAPITALIST(pig) and when I want something... I SPEND MONEY. I wanted a goddamn maid.

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And it came. In a box.
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This just came in.
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Le gasp.

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Le gaspy gasp.

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Best figya eva.

Apparently someone managed to inspect his wipe without having wiped at all. I do not compute.

You....

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I quite fucking like Camembert muthafucka.

This just came in.
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Yamato SIF EX. I would like the Alter one but its currently above my strike zone at the moment. Too bad I was just a...

...in that moment, do you not become THE WAITER?

Only with garlic.

Any vegetable is gross when not fried with garlic. These are nice fried in garlic. All praise garlic.

You all the niggest.

Man I love Gundam Build Fighters. So much that I'm gonna stick my dick in some Gunpl-- wait that might be pretty painful.

So I just came up with my own Build Fighter. ...

What is a man indeed.

You mean you drink sissy ass chocolate.

Now if you could condense a Type-Moon character and somehow turn them into cakes, what cakes would they be?

Actually should we come up with a system for this? Like we boil their various...