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Granted, noodles welfare is assured as new laws give death penalty to whoever tries to eat them.

I wish to have the time and resources to keep up with all the nasuverse.

Granted, but at the cost of your sense of taste.

I wish to be able to reset my age to whichever I wanted whenever I wanted to.

Granted, you are first, cannot witness the rest.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. You have been shrank to 3 mm and now you live literally inside of them, in turns of 16.27 hours.

I wish to know my destiny.

^Casually checks who necro'es and who doesn't.

As you have no wish, you will be granted the knowledge of the wish you want, but it can no longer be granted.

I wish for tsukihime to have anime adaptations instead of new fate ones.

^Assures death as an inevitable destiny.

^Chill individual.

^May have a bit of spare time.

^Adorable murderer.

^May be trouble.

^Considerate enough to check if the thread is dying.

^Appreciates the work put in the making of cool gifs.

Granted, you are now married to a mushroom.

I wish for my bank account to always have a deposit of 1000$ every time it has less than 300$.

^Joined not even a year ago and already has 5 blog posts.

^Handles a lot of pink.

Granted, you and everyone else are able to wish without ending wishes in moist, but your wishes are no longer granted.

I wish for appropriate BGM to appear in real life for every circumstance.

Denied, every wish has to end in moist.

I wish I could drawn cute girls better then anyone, even when moist.

Granted. Everyone develops an irrational hydrophobia.

I wish not to be afraid of water nor any other type of moist.

Granted, you skip everything but there's somehow a massive mistake from all of your teachers so you pass, with an average of 9/10. You graduate with no knowledge, and find yourself wrapped in legal...

^Changes avatar frequently.

Granted, you are now trapped in the 7th.

I wish for science to be easier for me.

^Likes to blog.

This is just the best.

^Remembers CaS.