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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Shinji is not nearly as intelligent or talented as at least two out of three of those people.
    Wasn't there that one statement of "Shinji could succeed at everything but magecraft"? That would mean you'd probably be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StardustReverie View Post
    Ivan...

    First, Ryoujoku Sex Game.

    Then, laughing along with Uryuu.

    Now, this.

    AND. YOU. DARE. CALL. ME. YOUR. WAIFU?

    Ivan, why are you so fucked up? ;_; What happened to you, hasubando? ;_;
    You need to show him more love! Obviously he'll become depraved if he's lonely!
    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    says the hater, you keep on hating, i'll be around ignoring your invalid, incorrect opinion.
    [18:00] Spinach: Because I don't like Saber's personality but boy oh boy does she make my dick turn to diamonds when I see her getting tentacled.
    [18:01] Leo: feeling superior to EU makes me hard
    [16:16] <Bloble> Drakengard? Is that a rhythm game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    Wasn't there that one statement of "Shinji could succeed at everything but magecraft"? That would mean you'd probably be wrong.
    Shinji becomes Prime Minister of Japan, establishes communist regime. Hunts down ALL THE PURPLE

    WHOA WHOA WAIT

    GUYS

    GUYS LISTEN

    THE ONE WHO BETRAYED ARCHER AND TRIGGERED WWIII, WAS NO ONE ELSE THAN SHINJI
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan The Mouse View Post
    [TrollzamaVoice]
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! BAKA! What you just said will be sweet irony to you, mai waifu! Wait and see!
    [/TrollzamaVoice]
    I still love you, even though you're fucked up...

    ...But I can't just forgive this!

    IVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! ;_;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    Shinji becomes Prime Minister of Japan, establishes communist regime. Hunts down ALL THE PURPLE
    If there were conditions like Hitler had them in his time...well, better dye your hair Sakura...
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    Quote Originally Posted by StardustReverie View Post
    I still love you, even though you're fucked up...








    *holds breath*

    *everyone freezes on the spot*

    I knew it... I knew it...

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    Shinji is more charismatic than Hitler. Discuss.
    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    says the hater, you keep on hating, i'll be around ignoring your invalid, incorrect opinion.
    [18:00] Spinach: Because I don't like Saber's personality but boy oh boy does she make my dick turn to diamonds when I see her getting tentacled.
    [18:01] Leo: feeling superior to EU makes me hard
    [16:16] <Bloble> Drakengard? Is that a rhythm game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    THE ONE WHO BETRAYED ARCHER AND TRIGGERED WWIII, WAS NO ONE ELSE THAN SHINJI
    NOPE.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    Wasn't there that one statement of "Shinji could succeed at everything but magecraft"? That would mean you'd probably be wrong.
    ...Fine, given an audience just as desperate and downtrodden as Hitler's Germany, maybe Shinji could passionately convince them to assimilate his viewpoints.

    You have no idea how much it pains me to allow Shinji even that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    You have no idea how much it pains me to allow Shinji even that much.
    What, even if you don't like someone you can still acknowledge that they're good at some things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    If there were conditions like Hitler had them in his time...well, better dye your hair Sakura...
    Except that Sakura could kill Shinji with a thought, and if he attempted to bring in such a regime Rin and Shirou would be on him in a second....

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    Charisma is one of Shinjis strong points. Also being a ladies man.

    But that 'stache must look horrible on him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1984 View Post
    Except that Sakura could kill Shinji with a thought, and if he attempted to bring in such a regime Rin and Shirou would be on him in a second....
    Let's not expand on this idea, it makes us look like the Hetalia fandom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha View Post
    What, even if you don't like someone you can still acknowledge that they're good at some things.
    Yes, that is why I give Hitler his dues for leading Germany and inspiring them to nearly take over the world. He was a madman, but he was a dangerous one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neir View Post
    Shinji is more charismatic than Hitler. Discuss.

    ...He's prettier and lacks a porn stache.

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    If Shinji had a moustache it would be more seaweedish.

    *tries to picture it*

    ...Heh.

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    Prime Minister Wakame brings about world peace; slaughters purpleheads
    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    says the hater, you keep on hating, i'll be around ignoring your invalid, incorrect opinion.
    [18:00] Spinach: Because I don't like Saber's personality but boy oh boy does she make my dick turn to diamonds when I see her getting tentacled.
    [18:01] Leo: feeling superior to EU makes me hard
    [16:16] <Bloble> Drakengard? Is that a rhythm game?

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    In other news, gay pride is on the rise.

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    Don't picture it, draw it!

    Kotonoha, people who have artistic talent are not allowed to think of funny pictures in their minds without drawing them. It's a law.
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    Murderer Shinji goes on to do all of the wonderful things proposed in this thread, grows an evil blue goatee, gains massive fame/infamy, dies, and ascends to the Throne.

    Uryuu Ryuunosuke then summons him.

    "My name? I suppose you can call me.. Bluebeard."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    Murderer Shinji goes on to do all of the wonderful things proposed in this thread, grows an evil blue goatee, gains massive fame/infamy, dies, and ascends to the Throne.

    Uryuu Ryuunosuke then summons him.

    "My name? I suppose you can call me.. Bluebeard."
    You deserve a medal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    Murderer Shinji goes on to do all of the wonderful things proposed in this thread, grows an evil blue goatee, gains massive fame/infamy, dies, and ascends to the Throne.

    Uryuu Ryuunosuke then summons him.

    "My name? I suppose you can call me.. Bluebeard."
    The lulz!

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