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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Weird Shit Our Bodies Do

    I can imagine that this is going to turn into one of those threads that will require a liberal application of brain bleach after reading given the nature of the 7th Dimension, but whatever, I guess that's the point of making it in the first place.


    I'll start:

    I cry blood occasionally. Not often, but enough to take note of it.

    Also, sometimes my irises will slowly morph into a different color. This happens over time, but it happens consistently and with enough of a visible difference that I notice it.


    Fire away, Beast's Lair. Fire away and make me regret posting this thread.
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    I have a small hole in my back.

    Does that count?


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    hrmmmm.... where to start.....

    if i leave my hands de-elevated too long (like 5 sec), all my veins poke out like im on roids
    my hair is dark and thick, so when i pluck/etc, it literally looks like im pulling it out of an ink pot (like it will stain shiz)

    my eye goo is black, even when i DIDNT wear makeup (although that is very rare)
    i scraped, just scraped (like the tips) of my knuckles, but the scab left behind is a hole, like, it fucking dips in

    from time to time my fingers will lock up totally, or spazz out and fidget/twitch without me doing anything
    i randomly shiver/shake for no reason

    my legs/limbs frequently like to go numb from shit like sitting on part of it (with slight pressure, not my whole weight) for like 20 min
    i has dry/hardened skin bumps on my arms that is a f*cking permanent thing that i cannot ever fully get rid of

    i have moles on the bottoms of my feet

    and this is just the tip/non-gross/shit i DUN eed to see doctor for stuff

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    If I don't take fiber pills on a daily bases I will begin to poop blood in alarmingly large amounts.


    Supposedly it's because of some kind of deficiency in the way my body processes the stuff, or something, a doctor could explain it better
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    MOTHER

    FUCKING

    ALLERGIES

    At least they shut down with winter on the way.
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    my pee today was neon yellow

    oh yeah, also a month or two ago, nearly pulled an elvis and fainted while doing.... that
    it literally tore my poohole

    IBooBies

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    Oh, also, there is a spot on my right leg that will hurt so much merely touching it is enough to cause it to collapse under me
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    Congratulations, lili. You made me laugh.

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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    My allergies are year round. I'm envious of you.
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    It's all sagebrush and plants and crap, so it shuts down with snow, thank god.
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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Dust.

    Dust everywhere.

    And oak trees. >:C
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    my nipples are f*cking retarded

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    Well, everybody has this happen to them, so it might not be weird, but its weird to me. Every night, I wake up for no reason, and sometimes, I burst out crying. Even if there was literally no reason, like no dream or...well, anything.

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    That happens to me too, but during the daytime.
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    this happens to me too
    all the time
    but with a reason
    cus im emo

    IBooBies

    Quote Originally Posted by Techlology View Post
    Well, my dick just went Beast Mode.
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    Here I was totally expecting this to have devolved into a scat show by now.

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    ladies do not talk about their poo =3=

    IBooBies

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    S'only two pages. Give it time. ;__;

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    I cry in my sleep.

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    My leg suddenly cramps up for no reason in the middle of the night.

    It hurts like hell
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