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Thread: Shirou's Unfortunate Erection (crack, oneshot)

  1. October 18th, 2011, 09:48 PM #61
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    This fic.

    Just, this fic.
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  2. October 18th, 2011, 09:57 PM #62
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    I love it. And as for anyone who's concerned about mana recharge....

    It's not gay, it's magecraft!
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    The rule for the plot of character driven stories is to ask: So what's the worst possible thing I can do to *this* guy?' And then do it.
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  3. October 18th, 2011, 10:03 PM #63
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    At the end of the Grail War in this AU (mainly following UBW route, natch,) the Grail mud tries to seep over Priapus but he counters it with his manly juices, which also purify the Grail itself.

    GOO END
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

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  4. October 18th, 2011, 10:05 PM #64
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    Priapus , God King of the Turkey Slap. He even has a revival Phantasm so that if he dies he can ressurect in what plant he ressurects in as vegetation God.
    Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger


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  5. October 19th, 2011, 12:54 PM #65
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    The grail war doesn't work like that. You can't summon gods!![/completely missing the point]

    And I can understand Shirou. In his place I would also have a raging hard on

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
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  6. October 19th, 2011, 03:34 PM #66
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    I'm spent so long, laugh so hard.
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  7. October 19th, 2011, 05:56 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ergast View Post
    The grail war doesn't work like that. You can't summon gods!![/completely missing the point]

    And I can understand Shirou. In his place I would also have a raging hard on
    Actually, Priapus isn't a god, he's just only slightly mortal. Dionysus, after all, is only 1/2 deity.

    And fish, I'm glad you liked it!
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

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  8. October 19th, 2011, 06:21 PM #68
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    Arrrrrrgh this... this THING he summoned, it is real!!!!! I mean.. holyshit, wtf?! My mind has been blown. Wow... although I can sympathize with Shirou. After seeing a sight like that, what health straight male wouldn't have an erection. And... after seeing a SIGHT like THAT, who wouldn't shrink away from the sheer.... sizeness of that... thing.... yeah.
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    Because the remaining ten percent is worth dieing for.

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  9. October 19th, 2011, 06:28 PM #69
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    You mean his beard, correct?

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  10. October 19th, 2011, 06:32 PM #70
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    I humbly request a sequel with Rin and Archer meeting Priapus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    I humbly request a sequel with Rin and Archer meeting Priapus.
    ^THIS
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  12. October 19th, 2011, 06:47 PM #72
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    Spinach go f-[DATA REMOVED].





    :3
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  13. October 19th, 2011, 06:53 PM #73
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    Them's fightan' words.

    Probably.

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  14. October 19th, 2011, 06:56 PM #74
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    My words, they are fighting.
    Everything I say is a lie.
    LIKE A KING

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    "It's not gay, it's magecraft!"
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    I would third that, but....my sanity......
    Now Loading...



    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration
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    As a Southerner I perceive all words as fightan' words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lianru View Post
    I would third that, but....my sanity......
    Your sanity is now diamonds.
    *pockets the diamonds and walks away*
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    Make the Sequel. Hell make a whole crack route. You can even have an emasculated Gilgamesh.
    Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger


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