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    Your city is now being bombed by planes!

    WAT DO?

    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.

    Basically "Wat do" thread, just use the title to describe scenario and expect replies. Everyone is free to Wat Do. Just one rule: they have to follow the X is being Y by Z, and then add whatever you want.

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    Last edited by Erlkonig; October 19th, 2011 at 04:48 PM.
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    jump into the sky and punch the bomber planes.

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    Go back to bed, I live out in the suburbs no places to hide underground and the major aim of any attacker of my home town would be to fuck up the docks. Which I'm nowhere near.

    Might as well get some shut eye.


    "Proper story's supposed ta start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MZeroX View Post
    jump into the sky and punch the bomber planes.
    I like this idea we should do it
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Die, most likely.
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    says the hater, you keep on hating, i'll be around ignoring your invalid, incorrect opinion.
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    Your city is now being bombed by planes and you are in a Fighter Jet!

    Ok, change of scenario!

    WAT DO?
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    crash the plane, or get shot down by someone who actually knows how to operate military machinery, one would think.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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    Wonder which of these gajillion switches is the power switch before I die miserably by getting hit by a bomb.

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    Your city is now being bombed by pirates!

    Ok, so we get an epic fail.

    WAT DO?
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    FUCK SHIT UP!


    "Proper story's supposed ta start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    Ok, so we get an epic fail.

    WAT DO?
    How did pirates even get into the middle of a continent...?

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    Your city is now being bombed by GUNDAM pirates!

    Quote Originally Posted by Satehi View Post
    How did pirates even get into the middle of a continent...?
    FINE

    WAT DO?
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    To first prompt:

    I herd the women and rape the cattle. ...Wait, I think I messed something up in that...


    To second prompt:

    Fly that shit out of here. I know basic flight controls and aviation techniques, but not enough to competently work a jet fighter.


    To third prompt:

    Rape the loot and pillage the women. ...That still works, right?


    To forth prompt:

    ...I pirate the Gundams back. I mean, it happens all the time in the shows, so, it shouldn't be too hard to fall into the cockpit, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satehi View Post
    How did pirates even get into the middle of a continent...?
    Land Pirates.


    "Proper story's supposed ta start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one"

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    Go practice medicine.

    EDIT: Or it's those hawk men from the Fire Emblem 9-10. In that case, go grab a ballista.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    To first prompt:

    I herd the women and rape the cattle. ...Wait, I think I messed something up in that...


    To second prompt:

    Fly that shit out of here. I know basic flight controls and aviation techniques, but not enough to competently work a jet fighter.


    To third prompt:

    Rape the loot and pillage the women. ...That still works, right?


    To forth prompt:

    ...I pirate the Gundams back. I mean, it happens all the time in the shows, so, it shouldn't be too hard to fall into the cockpit, right?
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    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Your planes are now being bombed by cities!

    OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Answer to first one: I wake up.

    Seriously, I've seen so many nightmares about war and bombers that I can hope I'll wake up this time too.
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