UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!!
TAKE MONEY BACK WITH FIST AFTER GETTING WAIFU, AND DON'T RETURN!!!
Do.
Choose your Guild,
Join the DARK SIDE!!!
I'm sorry to say I've found I can't RP. I just can't trust myself to stick around long enough.
It.
Now.
Choose your Guild,
Join the DARK SIDE!!!
I'm sorry to say I've found I can't RP. I just can't trust myself to stick around long enough.
No, get out.
Knock him out then make a counter Offer. He give certain character of my choice a life on earth in a healthy body at thier peak or I go the Collector on his ass.
Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger
Put this on and wipe them all out.Your city is now being bombed by planes/pirates and you are in a Fighter Jet!
Since this is episode 1, I hijack one of the GUNDAMs, rewrite the OS and kill the rest of the pirates and then set forth on a quest to unite the earth and restore peace.Your city is now being bombed by GUNDAM pirates!
Your planes are now being bombed by cities!
I don't have a waifu ( ._.)Nasu offers you a whole day with your waifu/hubby in exchange for all your money.
xxxx
Bleed all over the floor, since I'm dead.YOUR CITY IS BEING BOMBED BY PLANES
How do I fight against THIS? I CANNOT FIGHT AGAINST WALKER GALLIARYour city is now being bombed by planes/pirates and you are in a Fighter Jet!
Implication: Singapore is being invaded by the crew of the Iron Gear, along with other assorted Breakers.Your city is now being bombed by GUNDAM pirates!
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP YOU BASTARD IMMA GONNA HIJACK A ROBOT AND KILL YOU DEAD
KIDD HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL COME AND RAM GERABA UP YOUR PLOT-ARMORED ASSYour planes are now being bombed by cities!
Laugh maniacally. Even if Urobouchi Gen is his biggest fanboy, it will take forever to negotiate that crazy offer. That, and I don't have any money to begin with.Nasu offers you a whole day with your waifu/hubby in exchange for all your money.
(The hilarious implication of this should be apparent to you in 3, 2, 1. AND GUESS WHAT BUTCH IS FAMOUS FOR NOWADAYS)
AND NOW:
You discover that Nasu is in actual fact a sapient psilocybin(Think LSD) mushroom. WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Disclaimer: I do not advocate any form of psychedelic drug use. Remember that drug abuse is prohibited in any country that is not being buttraped by revolutions, roses or unfortunate natural disasters that have left law enforcement dead and/or dying.
"One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with."
Why does no one like Astolfo
Decide that the presence of a sentient fungus is likely proof of the existence of Lovecraftian entities (which further explains the connection with Urobouchi and Nitro+) and try to figure out which Elder Evil is the least... evil? No, wait. Maybe someone can dig up some connections with Al Azif and Co.
Asha Records
Fuyuki - Winter Cleaning
My Shameful Fics and the Wiki to go with them. Oh, and some fossil I found.
[16:43] <Twelveseal> Phallus in wonderland sounds like some bad loli-rape KC fanfic
[16:43] <@Sei> THAT'S what i wanna see
all you have to do is...
UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!!
all problems will then be punched in the gonads, and faces will break. now there are no problems.
Choose your Guild,
Join the DARK SIDE!!!
I'm sorry to say I've found I can't RP. I just can't trust myself to stick around long enough.