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    Quote Originally Posted by Techlology View Post
    Humph! >_>
    At least (some of) your thoughts (mostly) don't end up on (digital) paper. Mine are now here for all the world to see.

    Me at 10: I'm going to be a writer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    At least (some of) your thoughts (mostly) don't end up on (digital) paper. Mine are now here for all the world to see.

    Me at 10: I'm going to be a writer!
    My mom: I'll support you on that.

    *15 years later*

    My audience: fap fap fap fap
    Me: I'm so proud..... TT______TT

    ....it sounds so wrong in a some sense but so right and true in another.


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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    At least (some of) your thoughts (mostly) don't end up on (digital) paper. Mine are now here for all the world to see.

    Me at 10: I'm going to be a writer!
    My mom: I'll support you on that.

    *15 years later*

    My audience: fap fap fap fap
    Me: I'm so proud..... TT______TT
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    At least (some of) your thoughts (mostly) don't end up on (digital) paper. Mine are now here for all the world to see.

    Me at 10: I'm going to be a writer!
    My mom: I'll support you on that.

    *15 years later*

    My audience: fap fap fap fap
    Me: I'm so proud..... TT______TT
    There are only two kinds of writers I'm familiar with: ones that are homeless, and ones that write porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Illya half-giggled, half-moaned as he swirled his tongue around her stomach, the moaning becoming more prevalent as the tongue dipped into her belly button. Her arms came up to curl around his head as he flicked and swished at her skin, until the spilled juice was far gone. “Shirooooou,” she drew out, though no longer a complaint.



    Y U DO THAT? Don't pander to my fetishes! She's got the body of a child, dammit! Stop arousing me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techlology View Post
    There are only two kinds of writers I'm familiar with: ones that are homeless, and ones that write porn.
    Unfortunately, I've met plenty of big-name authors and are friends with one or two people that have published non-porn material, so, my worldview on that is a little more expectant...

    Although, if I ever make it as an author, I've convinced myself I'd stalk out any forums or sites that follow my work anonymously and hilariously see about posting fanfiction about my own work, just to get funny reactions.

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarLegend View Post



    Y U DO THAT? Don't pander to my fetishes! She's got the body of a child, dammit! Stop arousing me!

    Fap to clear your confused mind, since it was your own fault for reading it and you must take responsibility.
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Unfortunately, I've met plenty of big-name authors and are friends with one or two people that have published non-porn material, so, my worldview on that is a little more expectant...

    Although, if I ever make it as an author, I've convinced myself I'd stalk out any forums or sites that follow my work anonymously and hilariously see about posting fanfiction about my own work, just to get funny reactions.
    Then we get like Twilight-like followers writing smut between the two main characters.

    or just plain bad fanfiction like (insert bad author here) in which you will cringe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mangafreak7793 View Post
    Then we get like Twilight-like followers writing smut between the two main characters.

    or just plain bad fanfiction like (insert bad author here) in which you will cringe.
    I see that all the time with everything else, so it's not like I'll have great expectations or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Although, if I ever make it as an author, I've convinced myself I'd stalk out any forums or sites that follow my work anonymously and hilariously see about posting fanfiction about my own work, just to get funny reactions.
    1. Write slash fics of your own original work
    2. Trolololol
    3. ?????
    4. PROFIT

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    write fanfiction for your own series?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Techlology View Post
    1. Write slash fics of your own original work
    2. Trolololol
    3. ?????
    4. PROFIT
    And Yuri. Actually, one of my previous girlfriends made me write a what-if with Astra and another girl :P

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    Very well written as always. I feel...bent for reading this one though.

    Their odd relationship, not quite siblings, not quite normal lovers, always made him feel both slightly guilty and slightly amused at the same time. He had explained it somewhat to Rin and Sakura, had hidden it from Taiga, but even just here, now, alone with her, it bent his mind multiple ways.
    This...this line describes my thought processes about this fic at this moment. My poor poor little mind. It is bent in so many ways.

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    If this keeps up, Elf will have a male counterpart - you'll need to change your title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran View Post
    If this keeps up, Elf will have a male counterpart - you'll need to change your title.
    But wouldn't that be... a kind of adultery? D:


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    So Arashi, if you ever published some work you would write fan fiction about it and get into arguments about the mechanics behind it with fans while wearing your troll face?

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    ^Sounds like it. And great work Arashi. Who are you going to write a lemon for next? Rider, Archerko, Ayako, Taiga, Saber Alter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    But wouldn't that be... a kind of adultery? D:
    Not at all. Than they can run this BrotheL as partners.
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    I think of them as the Colombian drug lords and we as their addicted crack whores.

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    More like a cult.

    I did give my soul away, after all.
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