Dark Souls

[Strife ❤️]

hard game xD

[Zurvan]

a nice and linear game

[Spinach]

[Apple]

I just started using lightning arrow in an attempt to counter it

It is ridiculous, over lag you lagshot people, over good connections you control their panicked movement to a fine degree to funnel them into lightning straight sword r1mash

disgusting

[eddyak]

Getting the different endings and rewards from NPCs is such an obnoxious slog in this game. I started up a sorceror hoping I'd misremembered just how shitty it was making a magic-only character (I didn't misremember) and I tried to get Yuria and Karla's sets for the fashion and Orbeck for the spells and to keep Greyrat alive just for the stuff he gets, and holy shit what a fucking pain in the dickhole.

YEAH SO FOR YURIA TO APPEAR YOU'VE GOTTA DIE X TIMES AND GO TO WHATSHISFACE OF LONDOR EACH TIME YOU DIE TO GET THAT ONE LEVEL AT A TIME BUT ONLY BEFORE YOU'VE BEATEN THIS BOSS AND THEN SHE APPEARS BUT YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP ANRI ALIVE FOR HER TO EVENTUALLY KILL AND YOU'VE GOTTA TALK TO ANRI AT THIS LOCATION BEFORE YOU GO HERE AND THEN SUMMON FOR THIS AND THEN KEEP SIEG ALIVE AND MEET HIM HERE, HERE AND HERE BEFORE FINDING AND BUYING HIS ITEMS OFF PATCHES FOR GREYRAT TO LIVE THROUGH THIS BIT AND fuck off already, I just want a few items, why did you have to make your NPC questlines so shit, or worst case scenario why can't I just kill these fuckers for their items.

[Phil12]

I honestly found the Dark Souls 3 npc questlines a lot less work then Dark Souls 1

[Zurvan]

The hardest part of ds3 npcs is dying a few times for free levels and remembering to talk to sieg in the well

its really not all that bad

[Apple]

the dks3 npc quest issue is having to level up several times at yoel, if I'm already at SL125 there's no fucking way I'm screwing my build over for that dark lord ending

[Phil12]

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

[eddyak]

I honestly found the Dark Souls 3 npc questlines a lot less work then Dark Souls 1

Really? DS1 was just meet this guy, get through this area, meet him there, end of story.

The hardest part of ds3 npcs is dying a few times for free levels and remembering to talk to sieg in the well

its really not all that bad

My entire rant there was 100% factual. It literally is all that bad, the conditions are all in the wiki, and they're a gigantic pain in the arse.

[Laith]

Really? DS1 was just meet this guy, get through this area, meet him there, end of story.

Also knowing about an illusionary wall, level up a covenant, killing an specific enemy, before you continue your journey before a point.

All of this without any hint whatsoever.

yep DSI were easier, sure.

[eddyak]

Fine. DS1's were easy once you knew the game. DS3's are obnoxious, whether or not you know the game.

[Marmadillo]

hard game xD

it's not even hard, the mechanics are just bad

[Apple]

it's not even hard, the mechanics are just bad

looool

[2Bad]

Fine. DS1's were easy once you knew the game. DS3's are obnoxious, whether or not you know the game.

DS3's are super easy once you know the triggers

DS1's just break sometimes for no reason

[Apple]

yak and marma r u sure ur old enough to play souls series games

[eddyak]

yak and marma r u sure ur old enough to play souls series games

i'd reply scathingly, but mum's telling me to go to bed

In other news, Great Soul Arrow is officially a better spell than crystal soul spear. Against Yhorm, at least. That Superman punch has flattened me so many times, right after I thought he was done with his combo and hit R1.

[Marmadillo]

yak and marma r u sure ur old enough to play souls series games

indeed, skeletons are spooky

[Apple]

1) use RKPUGS art
2) opponent uses giant doors art charge
3) phase through him like some anime double down
4) poke him with the rear with the followup art r1

RKPUGS may be a bad weapon but shit like this makes it worthwhile

[manafusion]

I may not play Dark Souls 3 for invasions or PvP but I sure as hell enjoy IronPineapple when he trolls around. Sexy naked men giant door trap gangbang is fine ass~