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    hey FnF update. OOOOH, I vote tw.....



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    sorry bud but at least your choice won.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    hey FnF update. OOOOH, I vote tw.....



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    *kicks ground*
    Well, two won anyway, so all Lantz is doing by cutting the (very one-sided) voting off sooner is making sure that it gets written more quickly....

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    Choice two: The "choice" isn't. If Sensei wants this, I can't really object.

    Ok, maybe I’m just trying to avoid the fact that every alarm in my body is going off at once, while my heart is clawing its way out of my chest. Sensei is an incredible woman, and the thought of her even half naked makes me dizzy.

    I hop out of the shower and pull on a black shirt and a pair of blue jeans. They're mine. I won’t question how Sensei got them, though- If I tried to figure out how she did everything she does, my head would explode.

    Sensei returns, and comes to a stop in front of me, grin plastered all over her face. My chest tightens.

    Then she hands me an apron.

    “Uh, what?”

    “Food,” she grins.


    “You kidnapped and interrogated me just to get breakfast?" I ask, dumbfounded.

    She nods. “Well, to get to eat with you I did”

    Get to eat with me? Well, that’s something, I guess.

    I get to work on breakfast. Sensei doesn’t get to complain or enter the kitchen as long as I'm making food. We had a rather heated argument some time ago about that. She likes steak, and other such expensive foods. Let it never be said that Sensei is cheap when it comes to having fun.

    We engage in the usual happy back and forth, and once we're done, I clear the table of dishes and Sensei leaves, saying something about dessert. She has good taste in sweets so I can look forward to it.

    I would've looked forward to it even more if I'd known what dessert was going to be.

    Sensei stood in the doorway, completely naked, save for the layer of whipped cream covering her naughty bits.

    She strides over, cups my face in her hands, and draws me into what has to be the most amazing kiss I’ll ever have. My entire body lights on fire, starting from my lips and spreading through my body and then back again. She releases me and grins. “How did you like your first taste of dessert?”

    I don’t reply. I can’t. This is too unreal. I don’t dream but I have to be, I have to be dreaming.

    Sensei kisses me again, and I’m definitely not dreaming. This is real, and whether by Touko’s hands, or the hand of god, I am the luckiest man alive.

    Sensei grabs my hand, and drags my floating-on-air self into the bedroom.

    “Clean me up, Toshi,” she says, laying on her back as she winks at me.

    My fingers tremble almost imperceptibly as I strip down to my birthday suit. Sensei giggles as I crawl onto her on the bed. Seeing my nervousness Sensei wraps an arm around me and draws me down to her breasts. My face is a few hundred degrees above normal as I start to lick her.

    Her skin feels hot and soft on my tongue as I suck her breasts and tongue her nipples slowly. Sensei draws my face up to hers and slips her tongue into my mouth, stealing the cream from me.

    “Well, don’t leave the job half done,” she teases, spreading her legs.

    Slowly I kiss downward toward her thighs, stopping to tongue her navel. Sensei giggles, running her hand through my hair, and pushes my head further down. I realise just how sweet she smells as I kiss her thighs, tongue occasionally lapping up the cream.

    I finish, and begin to work my way back up her stomach, but Sensei’s hands become resistant keeping me between her thighs. “You aren’t done cleaning, Toshi,” she says, a little smile on her face.

    The heat flows back into my face as I kiss my way back to her shaved slit, and start stroking her with my tongue. Sensei shivers, relaxing at first, then tenses up, smothering me against soaked lips as she runs her hands through my hair.

    Sensei’s Amazonian physique is impossible to fight against. I delve deeper into her forbidden place, her scent intoxicating and her taste bitter but enjoyable.

    She tenses again giving a satisfied moan as she grips my head with her thighs, keeping me from moving away. She pulls me up into another kiss, and releases me. I flop down, head falling onto her sizable breasts, and can’t help but sigh, content with the moment, despite my body’s urging to go further.

    “So? How'd I taste, Toshi?” she asks running her hand through my hair softly.

    “Bitter,” I reply, and her hand smacks the back of my head in rebuke.

    “Idiot. You don't say that to a lover."

    The heat reappears on my face at the word lover. “But I like it, Sensei,” I mutter.

    I earn another rap on the head, and she pulls me into a kiss. “I just said we're lovers, it’s Aoko now.”

    I nod and nervously steal a kiss. Sensei giggles again. She slides her hand down to my rock hard member, slowly stroking me as she returns my kiss.

    She's surprisingly skilled- I shiver at her touch, and she wraps her legs around me and flips us, swapping positions, her milky white bosom and hardened nipples swaying near my face. I can’t fight the urge to suck on the breasts dangling in front of me. I begin sucking almost feverishly, tonguing her nipples quickly, and she pulls me off her chest with a serious look in her eyes.

    “Hey. Don’t get distracted, kiddo,” she says, smiling, as she places her wet slit on my throbbing tip. I can feel her intensity already, and a thousand doubts wash over me.

    Am I ready?

    What if I suck?

    Would she be all right if I came inside?

    What if I go off early?

    “Hey, wait, will I even fit?” I blush as I realize I just said that out loud.

    Sensei kisses me gently, with a soft laugh. “Oh, I love that innocence, you’re a treasure, Toshi,” she says, grinding on my tip, before taking my cock to the hilt in a single smooth motion.

    Lightning surges through my body, all at once, and then is suddenly replaced by growing warmth. Sensei tenses, trembling a bit. Her expression is fragile, and tense as her body is.

    “A-are you all right, Sensei?” I ask. Oh god, have I done something wrong already?

    Sensei smiles, as if the previous . “Oh I’m fine, it’s just been awhile so I’m not used to taking you yet” she explains.

    I sigh with relief, and then receive another of those raps on the head. “Hey, hey I told you before it’s Aoko, A-o-k-o,” she says, kissing me as she sounds out each part of her name, before she starts rocking her hips hard. The sensation is so strong I actually moan, burying my face between her breasts.

    “Say it! Aoko, come on, say my name,” She urges, rocking harder, driving me mad as her insides squeeze me tightly. My pride demands I resist, and she rides me harder, an unusually intense grin on her face, eyes focused on mine.

    “Say it!” she demands again licking her lips to wet them, as she rocks and sways harder, shocking me with so much pleasure I think might actually go insane. Then she stops suddenly, pulling up and off my throbbing manhood, until only the tip is left inside, teasing me. She's got me, and from the look in her eyes, she knows it too.

    She grins slowly sliding up revealing part of my head and my pride is tossed out. I crumble.

    “Aoko!” I blurt out, and she laughs, leaning in for another kiss.


    “Awww, I thought you’d hold out a bit longer,” she says, grinning, taking me all the way in again, gyrating her hips hard and fast. I gasp out her name again, which only causes her to become more intense, her inner world smothering me until I go numb.

    I hear myself call her name but I’m lost in her deep blue eyes as the pleasure passes between us from where we are connected. The tension builds up, further and further, until I let loose, spraying my heat inside her generously.

    Aoko gives a loud satisfied moan and rides me hard, squeezing every last drop out of me and into her, before collapsing onto me with a kiss. We remain like that for an uncertain amount of time, and then she gets up and leads me wordlessly to the shower.

    Despite the energy between us and some heavy petting as we clean each other, we refrain from round two. I’m not sure how. As we get dressed, the tension slowly fades, until Sensei wraps her arms around me, causing me to freeze.

    “Toshi listen, this is your first step. This might be a selfish request, but I want you to come back to me someday and show me what you’ve learned,” she says, breath hot as it passes by my ear.

    “Sure, Aoko,” I reply.

    She smacks me upside the head. “Sensei, dummy.”

    I sigh inwardly. “Yes, Sensei, I’ll be sure to come back with new skills.”

    “Good," she says, as confidently as she does everything else.

    Checking the clock I find it’s about half past nine. I want to stay here with Sensei, but I know she’s put her foot down on this. The only question is, where do I go?

    1) The castle. Leysritt and Sella wanted to talk about something.

    2) Home.

    3) The shopping district.

    4) The library.

    5) The church.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    5. Because possibilities.
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    OK, sure, 5.

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    3) cuz Aunt Sakura's lurking for special sales.


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    cuz Aunt Sakura's lurking for special sales.
    are you implying Emiya's come cheap? or are you just looking for food porn?
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    are you implying Emiya's come cheap? or are you just looking for food porn?
    I'm saying Sakura's out shopping. 'c'


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    After Having a bit of Cake there,I vote 4 Rider and the kamasutra...

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    No, you don't want to do that, trust me....

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    No, you don't want to do that, trust me....
    This regret-filled post from the future intrigues me.

    Thus, I too vote for 4.
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    Trust me, voting for that means losing a hot Rider scene....

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    1. Maids....


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    If you can get two votes for it, then I'll gladly switch to it to stop 4 winning....

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    Hmm...

    Trolling or Rider scene...

    I suppose I must switch to 1, then.
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    ok, well we're tied between 5 and 1 at the moment. anyone wanting to change their votes should do so soon.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    GOGO 1 cuz maids are hot.
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    5, just cause forget Sella and Leys; Caren sounds hot.
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    just cause forget Sella and Leys; Caren sounds hot.
    Ilya and crew versus caren, hmmmm, interesting race.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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