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    Of Flesh and Fantasy (lemon/parody)

    (Author’s note: This is a lemon parody, guys. The characters are somewhat flanderized for the sake of humour and porn. Take it with a grain of salt and a sense of humour. As with all fan works, the characters etcetera are property of their respective owners (whom I’ll list in full at the end of the work) and I'm making no money off this. The choices may not all be obvious in how they lead to porn, but there’ll be more then enough opportunities for the characters to get their freak on. As I have stated it is from the pov of my OC, Satoshi- Shirou and Saber’s son. Have fun with it, guys.)


    "Transcending history, and the world, a tale of flesh and fantasy, eternally retold!"

    "Between the time when the ocean sucked Atlantis into its depths, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of!"

    Prologue: Not that I mind, but truly- such is life?

    I’m tugged awake by the feeling of a soft, warm and wet sensation assaulting my body. I blink a few times and, shaking out the morning cobwebs, realize the assault is coming from Tsukasa Tohsaka.

    Her warm, soft and, frankly, voluptuous body clings to mine, her lips sucking my neck. Tsukasa's built like her mother, Sakura- save for the fact that she wears her hair at shoulder length, and shows off quite a bit more skin then Sakura usually does.

    Other then that, her sizes measure up about the same as her mother's. The Tohsakas must have good genes because my sister Sakura has the same measurements as Aunty Sakura and Tsukasa.

    Tsukasa's careless. Unlike the Sakuras she wears a robe to bed, and as is the case now, it often comes undone, exposing her large, milky white breasts as she sleeps.

    Sighing inwardly, I carefully half-lift her off me, get up and quietly leave my room so as not to wake her. Heading to the bathroom, I straighten out my short blonde hair and wash my face. I’m not all that attractive, really, but I’m proud of my eyes. They’re green, like my mother’s, and I can only hope they burn with even half the resolve hers do.

    I catch sight of the hicky Tsukasa gave me. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear she did it on purpose. But Sakura's had the same from Tsukasa before, it’s just a sleeping habit.

    I don't have much to do today, honestly, and could probably just go back to sleep if I wanted, but I think wasting time is wrong.

    Still, I wonder what I should do. There aren’t many people up at five thirty.

    1) Make breakfast for everyone.

    2) Go Bother Kirei and Gilgamesh.

    3) Go to Mordred’s place.

    4) Go to the work shop.

    5) Go see aunty Fujimura.

    6) Go to the Einzbern Castle.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    ...I have a feeling the Fuji-nee tends to be weak while asleep, so 5.
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    3, because I am curious about Mordred.


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    interesting that we not only have a tie during the first choice but it's between Taiga and Mordred. I can say I honestly didn't see this one coming. it's certainly an interesting first time story. or horrifying depending on your pov.

    this'll be a lot of fun.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    not a tie anymore

    I go for whoever this mordr-
    GO TAIGA!

    *runs away before fujimura comes here*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    3. Remember that Taiga is about 40 here. I doubt she's the one we'll end up with....

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    actually she's 58. I'm going to give it a bit for any extra votes or mind changes that could happen in the next bit.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    OK, do we really have to have sex with Taiga here? It's Toshi's first time (as far as I'm aware), and I'm sure she's going to show up in this fic plenty of times. Can't we go somewhere else...?

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    OK, look, according to Lantz, if we don't go and see Mordred now, he'll be a lot more inhibited in terms of having sex with relatives etc., which means less Saber sex, less Ilya/Iri sex and less sex with the sisters etc. We can go to see Taiga later....

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    I think I will go for 3, but I'm kinda curious about 2 and 5. But 3 intrigues me the most for now.



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    Well, 2 seems interesting (and I like the possible implications of 6, if this goes anything like the original story), but neither of those are going to win, hence why I'm voting for 3.

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    alright well 3 and 5 are tied at two a piece here so we'll need a tie breaker. mike does have a point. Taiga will show up later and it is the kid's first time.
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    it is my firm belief that regarding the ban of mike1984 I have been given insufficient reason for the affair and it's conclusion, further than this I feel that the light manner it has been treated in is appalling. It is my sincere hope that he is not regarded in the same way as actually malicious posters who have appeared on beast's lair or otherwise as a joke to be snickered at when spoken of in the future. I will not forget my friend or view him in the manner those in charge here have presented him and his actions, nor will I accept the situation as it stands where people snicker at him as if he were a joke.

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    well, given I said I would step in as a tie breaker, lets just forget my vote.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    I challenge the guys who voted Taiga to a game of hopscotch. Winner gets their choice.

    Never mind then.


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