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    yeah, sometimes it doesn't load the page after you hit "post reply", and when you go to refresh the page, it resends the post information, posting twice.

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    Fixed,
    Took so long to load I had to leave.





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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    “I thought dating a tennis player would be a ball, but it was just a racquet!”
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    I should clarify.

    I have no friends named ItsaRandomUsername. '_'

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    [While watching badly-acted porn with a virgin actress in it.] "This is so bloody painful to watch!"



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    That's just shameless Ivan!
    Shameless!





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    The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

    There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

    Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.

    Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

    Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

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    This thread makes me feel pungently bad.

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    There is a reason Doctors call it medical practice.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaia View Post
    BL is working very slowly atm, it might be the reason for double post.
    If BL was any slower, it would be the tsuki remake
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    ;_;
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    If BL was any slower, it would be the tsuki remake
    * rimshot! *

    But yes, well played Tobias.

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    I don't get it.
    I get the joke, but not the pun.





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    Eh, now that I notice it, you're right... I don't see a pun either.

    But hey, I don't care, I liked the joke.

    : )

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    I didn't.

    ;_;
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    ARE YOU SMILING Lianru?!?!

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    No.

    ;_;

    I'M SLEEPING
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    Then smile while sleeping!



















    Smile!

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    Let's put a smile on that face!
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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