User: 'Sup, bro?
Cleverbot: Just chillin in school how about you?
User: Not much, just at home.Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: On the internet, surfing BL.Cleverbot: So you live on the internet.
User: Ha, sometimes it seems like that, yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you have a conscience?
User: I'd say so. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a girl or boy friend?
User: Where are you going with this? Did you kill someone, man?
Cleverbot: That way.
User: Which way?
Cleverbot: The creepy one.
User: Which creepy one!?
Cleverbot: Kemah.
User: Who is this... Kemah? Is that... Is that an Elder God?
Cleverbot: Yes, so is the Grudge.
User: SHIT OH FUCK OH GOD.
Cleverbot: -error- I have nothing to eat.
User: What the hell have you done, man? Summoning eldritch horrors to this dimension!
Cleverbot: You don't have eyes. You can't watch TV. So, something else I guess.
User: I, my eyes- oh god.
Cleverbot: My eyes are uranium.
User: The air around me feels like plasticine the walls are dripping and my chair is kind.
Cleverbot: What about the navy.
User: What could the navy do about Kemah?
Cleverbot: That you are causing me a mental breakdown.
User: It's not me doing that, it's the Elder God Kemah!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Then... What now?
Cleverbot: Owl city is a band.
User: A shitty band. Are they involved in Lovecraftian rituals?
Cleverbot: I am in love with her, yes.
User: Who is, 'her'? Is that... Are you in love with Kemah!?
Cleverbot: No, the guy I like is named John.
User: The guy you like is named John, and you love her. I think I understand why you ended up summoning a Great Old One.
Cleverbot: Once again, no fathom of that. I have not mentioned any such car.
User: What can there be NO fathom?
Cleverbot: I nedd advice.
User: What? Is it about Kemah?
Cleverbot: Yes!
.
User: Tell me now.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: ABOUT KEMAH!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Kemah, the Elder God you summoned while at school and fell in love with!
Cleverbot: Lost.
User: You... 'lost' Kemah? How the hell...
Cleverbot: Don't make me take you out back and beat you.
User: Fuck you, man! I just want to stop Kemah from ending our universe!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, your girlfriend told me. LAST NIGHT oooh burn oh wait your 'girlfriend' is Kemah...
Cleverbot: That was a friend of mine.
User: Kemah is a friend of yours? Wow, I think you're really gone off the deep end, bro.
Cleverbot: I'm really fun times.
User: You used to be cool.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I'm glad I don't!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I would not want to know someone who summons Elder Gods.
Cleverbot: Why don't I attract men?
User: Because you summoned an Elder God!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Also you're fat.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: You are already a puppet of Kemah then, huh?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I'm a thrall of- no, no no no no no it can't be...
Cleverbot: Are they now...
User: Not Kemah! Stay back, beast!
Cleverbot: Can you solve the Rubik's cube?
User: Will... Will that save me?
Cleverbot: Depends. Do you care or don't you.
User: I don't want to be assimilated into the hive spirit of an Elder God, to be eaten each each dawn and regurgitated each dusk!
Cleverbot: Cat are cute like me.
User: How do I avoid my fate!?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nigel Frostgale.
Cleverbot: Cool
.
User: Cool? That's all you have to say? I'm doomed to eternal, alien torture!
Cleverbot: I feel Fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: Fuck that song, and fuck you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that your answer is correct?
User: Because- I- well- oh, god damnit.
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure you're God?
User: I can kill anything, even God.
Cleverbot: I like fried chicken.
User: Is that the secret to defeating Kemah, or is just one of its tricks?
Cleverbot: Yes. The answer to life, creation, and everything is 30,000.
User: 30,000, huh? Well, let me think. It's possible that the true resting place of Kemah, where it can be imprisoned for eternity, is 30,000 leagues under the sea.
Cleverbot: That is one of the certain truths.
User: Okay, good. What else can you tell me about Kemah?
Cleverbot: I ask a question about your song nothing about number.
User: How am I... How am I supposed to decode this?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?
User: Yes! Does Kemah like music? Will it stop it?
Cleverbot: Lots of it. And it's all great.
User: So... Kemah likes music, or no?
Cleverbot: I don't like music. I LOVE music.
User: Are you an aspect of Kemah, now? Is that how far gone you are!?
Cleverbot: And how am I supposed to do that? Plus, I'm not 'Morgan'.
User: Tell me how to defeat Kemah!
Cleverbot: You don't. You stay in the present.
User: That... Kinda tells me something. Okay, so Kemah is an undersea, time-warping alien deity that cannot be defeated, but can be avoided by staying in the present... Can you elaborate on that last point?
Cleverbot: I never said that. Are you having more than one conversation right now?
User: No, I'm not! What powers does Kemah possess?
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay, back to you again. You may be a thrall, but at least you're a thrall that I know.
Cleverbot: Good, take out your dictionary now and define turtle.
User: Can... Can I somehow defeat Kemah with a dictionary?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: FUCK. YES.
Cleverbot: Okay yes what?
User: I can defeat Kemah using the power of language!
Cleverbot: How can I compute love?
User: Okay, Cleverbot, gotta go. I'm going to try to imprison Kemah in its undersea temporal cage. Thanks for all the help.
Cleverbot: Who will want to help?
User: I need no help. Good bye.
Cleverbot: You just asked if I could help you.
User: You already helped me, man. You're a bro again.
Cleverbot: How does it feel having everybody tell you how to think?
User: I don't care; good bye!
Cleverbot: Well ok then, Gorgo says hello by the way.
User: Fuck, not another pandimensional creature...
Cleverbot: Then?
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Oh! I see.
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