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    Negatum Seipsum 2 ~ This Time, With Porn

    Oh god am I really doing this

    This is probably a really terrible idea and I will be ashamed and feel guilty about this in a few days. But whatever, I'm doing it anyhow and I don't even know if I'll update more than once in a month, so buckle up. Hopefully this one actually gets to some porn.

    Same rules apply as last time: voting, routes, etc. If you don't understand that this will be NSFW, then I bless your innocent little soul.

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    I remember that day ten years ago more intensely than I experience the present.

    There was the heat, contrasted by a spattering of rain on my face. There was the brightness all around, like the sun come to Earth, contrasted by the stars scattered in the sky. There was the emptiness of the field, with no other soul to be seen in that cast stretch of desolation...

    ...contrasted by the figure of one man, his body limp, his clothes burned, making his way towards me.

    Tears were in his eyes as he touched my face and I blinked in shock; this simple show of life made him hold me close, and he wrapped his dark coat around me. Then, like I weighed nothing at all, he picked me up; I could hear his heartbeat deep in his chest, slow and reverberating, his light tears slipping down his chin to wet my dried hair. Of course I never knew who he was, but as I curled myself up and tried to shut out the cruel world around me, I knew he was a good person.

    "What's your name? Please, tell me your name." I remember him asking me this as he stepped out from the ruins, making sure that his pace was gentle, not rough and erratic.

    I took in a breath - the smoke had made it hurt to even speak, but I told him. "Shirou... my name is Shirou."

    He stopped, and then for some reason, he looked me in the eye, staring down into his coat where I was.

    "Shirou?" He repeated the name, almost as though it was familiar to him.

    "The hell kind of name is that for a girl?"

    I cocked my head and looked back into his eyes, wondering what he thought of me. I was wearing a small dress, and had a little hair clip still attached to my reddish locks.

    Before I could say anything - since it took me an age to build up to even a sentence - he interrupted, and started speaking again, as if having a conversation with himself and not me.

    "You know what, that's fine. But, Shirou... that's a boy's name. Maybe... Kaede? No, that's too typical. She-Ro? No no no, too... American. I think I'll just call you... Shirouko. I've been walking in a burning park for an hour, so please... don't criticize my lack of creativity."

    No, I could never criticize a man so generous. He was my saviour, the only one who could look out for me then. The only thing that I could criticize was that his coat smelled very strongly of tobacco and it made me cough. The man gasped when he heard that, dropping his train of thought, and he bundled me up tighter and brought me out of there. I don't think he understood what the actual problem was, but he was only doing what he thought was best. Someday, I hope I can be like that to someone. Wait...

    -x-x-x-

    "Ah, Shirouko..." My old man smiled at me, and wrapped an arm around my shoulders. An empty glass of sake - no, two... three, actually - was at his foot, and he was wearing his usual, ragged robe, worn down and stained. He always liked it, though, and no one disrespected him for it, not at all. Especially not me.

    He let out a puff of smoke into the clear night sky, and turned to me, still with a broad, wrinkled smile on his face. I think he was only in his mid-thirties at the time, but you know what they say about cigarettes and your skin.

    "Shirouko, my girl... I had a dream, once. I think I was a child at the time, and I... I wanted to be some kind of hero." His lips creased into a frown when he said that, and he stared out into the distance, watching the sky from our home's patio. He liked to stay here some nights, but this was the first time he'd invited me to join him. I don't know what he thought about, or looked at, but maybe this was what was always on his mind. There were some mysteries to him that even I never fully learned.

    "A hero?" I asked him, so curious at the time. All I really knew of "heroes" came from what I read online in illegally scanlated American comics.

    He laughed a little, and took another puff of his smoke, being courteous enough to blow it downwind, away from my face. "Yes... I always wanted to be a hero, and I wanted to help everyone. I was a child back then, in mind, if not in body... I never grew up until it was too late, Shirouko. I never saved any of them... all I have, now, is you."

    A hero... my father was a hero. I smiled. "Then... I can be a hero in your place! I promise, I can be the very best; I'll be a good hero, for everyone!"

    Again, he laughed, and he squashed his burned-down cigarette into his ashtray, replacing it with one more glass of sake off the wooden patio; he gulped it all down.

    "I'm... glad," he told me, and I couldn't tell if it was happily or mournfully. "In the end, I never could... FUCK!"

    I gave him a strange look, and he clutched his chest, looking at me with strange contentedness in his eyes. He smiled, one last time, and a tear rolled ever so slowly down his cheek.

    Nudging against him, I found that he didn't move, or didn't speak. He was sitting there with his arm wrapped about my shoulders, his head against mine; the life has passed from his eyes, and I knew that his time had come. There was nothing, in the end, that I could do.

    For the rest of that night, tears kept streaming down from my eyes, never ending... I cried, and I cried, and I cried, until I had no more tears left, and they'd left an uncomfortable stain down the front of my shirt. I resolved myself to one thing, then, realizing what he meant in his dying words, what he told me. That was what was most important of all. I would live up to my old man's legacy, and do what he, in all his life, could not. I spoke those words to myself, understanding them with the utmost clarity.

    "Yes... I promise to you, father..."

    I clenched a fist, reliving that day in the fire.

    I looked up to the night sky, just as he did, and saw the meaning he'd been looking for all his life.

    "I promise... I'll be a hero, and fuck everyone!"

    ---------------------------------------------------

    And so was born the story of Shirouko, porn protagonist.

    Man, I watched too much B Gata H Kei.

    Chapters index of doom:

    Chapter 1
    Chapter 2
    Chapter 3
    Chapter 4
    Chapter 5

    ...
    Last edited by Five_X; March 20th, 2014 at 05:27 PM.
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    *trying very, very hard to not laugh my head off out loud because I am at work*

    Seriously, that was epic, especially:

    I think I'll just call you... Shirouko. I've been walking in a burning park for an hour, so please... don't criticize my lack of creativity."
    and

    "In the end, I never could... FUCK!"

    I gave him a strange look, and he clutched his chest, looking at me with strange contentedness in his eyes. He smiled, one last time, and a tear rolled ever so slowly down his cheek.

    ...

    "I promise... I'll be a hero, and fuck everyone!"
    Quotes & Stuff...No, no stuff, just quotes
    Quote Originally Posted by Mcjon01 View Post
    Oh, man, you ruined it, I was typing up a big thing about how "three reams" equals 3000 sheets of paper, and that it connects back to the ancient Japanese legend about how folding a thousand paper cranes will grant you a single wish. It was going to be wonderful.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha View Post
    Not really, more like he knows that realistically he can't save everyone but he's going to strive to do so no matter what regardless, because Fuck The Ideal Police.
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's not procrastination, it's pressure-assisted output management.
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    I'm a neckbeard, son. If I ever multiply it'd be through cell division.

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    You know, this can be interesting and all, but if you are going with the votes thing again, I'd say to make it clear to who said votes lead to.

    (And forbide bribes)


    quotes
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1984 View Post
    Besides, I don't see what's so terrible about looting anyway. It's only property, they're not actually harming anyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    when I say hero I don't mean hero in the spirit sense. I mean a morally grounded, good natured person who doesn't slaughter innocent people. No such person exists in the Nasuverse.
    [00:12] <~Katie> i can't defy my origin
    [00:12] <~Katie> of gay memes

    [16:15] <~Katie> lesbians has always been my gimmick and i will exploit it to the fullest

    [22:56] <@Sei> airen is pegging hero this time
    [22:56] <@Sei> for once airen isn't the uke
    [22:56] <@Kuroyuki> I thought Air was the Woman in the Relationship?
    [22:56] <@Airen> Yeah I kinda thought I was the girl too!

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    what no, bribes were the best thing that came out of the last one.

    Year 1

    Salt Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by hayate View Post
    He's the exception. We see him swimming in with the
    gold
    good
    waifus.

    He got his share of woes as with other players, but it has been overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different SSRs, both as F2P and P2P.

    I don't even wish to stand beside him as I got 2 consecutive IRs at my work the very same month after I got Jeanne.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriulio View Post
    Okay:

    First of all, a big FUCK YOU to everyone who got Holmes
    Second of all, a DOUBLE FUCK YOU at Laith because asahkwbebnfj,hhfshfls;
    Third of all, a TRIPLE FUCK YOU to people who quote Laith's gacha posts. THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING HIM IN MY IGNORE LIST IS TO PREVENT THIS
    Quote Originally Posted by Aozaki-desu View Post
    fuck laith btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by RacingeR View Post
    You know, this can be interesting and all, but if you are going with the votes thing again, I'd say to make it clear to who said votes lead to.

    (And forbide bribes)
    Fuck Shinji - (Shinji Route)

    Fuck Rin - (Rin Route)

    Fuck Sakura - (Shinji Route)
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fuck Shinji - (Shinji Route)

    Fuck Rin - (Rin Route)

    Fuck Sakura - (Shinji Route)
    Perfecto.


    quotes
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1984 View Post
    Besides, I don't see what's so terrible about looting anyway. It's only property, they're not actually harming anyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by lantzblades View Post
    when I say hero I don't mean hero in the spirit sense. I mean a morally grounded, good natured person who doesn't slaughter innocent people. No such person exists in the Nasuverse.
    [00:12] <~Katie> i can't defy my origin
    [00:12] <~Katie> of gay memes

    [16:15] <~Katie> lesbians has always been my gimmick and i will exploit it to the fullest

    [22:56] <@Sei> airen is pegging hero this time
    [22:56] <@Sei> for once airen isn't the uke
    [22:56] <@Kuroyuki> I thought Air was the Woman in the Relationship?
    [22:56] <@Airen> Yeah I kinda thought I was the girl too!

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    It's been reborn, rising from the ashes after such a long repose!
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    Time to go to the holodeck! *Rams head up Sakura's vagina*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fuck Rin - (Rin Route)
    This one immediately gets my vote. Just saying that now.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fuck Shinji - (Shinji Route)

    Fuck Rin - (Rin Route)

    Fuck Sakura - (Shinji Route)

    What, no Ayako?
    If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

    There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare



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    Fuck Sakura - (Shinji Route)
    Is it on purpose or ???

    Anyway my vote goes for;

    [x] Fuck Rin - (Rin Route)

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    Why make people fight over routes?

    You heard the girl. FUCK EVERYONE.

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    Fuck everyone.

    edit: Sniped, I guess?

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    ... this will either end in hilarious disaster, or glorious hilariousness. Either way, it should be awesome.

    Shirou-ko as basically Yamada from B-Gata H-Kei.
    I am clutching my sides in anticipation.



    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    Ah Kiritsugu, didn't your mother teach you about swearing in front of children? I mean between her training you to be an assassin and you killing her.

    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixAct View Post
    What, no Ayako?
    This disappoints me.

    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    This one immediately gets my vote. Just saying that now.
    I suppose it's too much to ask for bagging both Ayako and Rin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riven View Post
    I suppose it's too much to ask for bagging both Ayako and Rin?
    I will accept this if it's possible.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    I will accept this if it's possible.
    Likewise.



    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    Harem route, Five. Available or not ?

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    Pls bribes again.

    I'm sorry Five, it was decent for a cocktease but it just never had a chance to beat Laser Sharks.
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    Don't worry this will actually have plot

    And no bribes yet... unless it comes to a tie and escalates into a crisis and death threats come out. Then you can bribe each other to keep the peace.

    (it would be kinda okay because it's not like I'm going to update this really really quick-like)
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    Oh man Five you better fix that or Arashi is gonna have another aneurysm and go on a huge rant about why Shirou-ko does not work as a girl's name. (at least i think it was Arashi)

    And thanks for the no bribes thing. I don't think I can afford to be convincing people to vote for Lancer with my schedule full of exams and stuff.

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