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  1. #21
    I think this is the first time I've talked to IRuN since the new BL came around actually
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post
    Mike is obviously the strongest out of all the servants here, his fame boost is astounding.
    Forumites that predate everyone else > fame boost, if you go by Nasuverse rules.

  3. #23
    Spinach, you are the third worst vegetable ever consumed by children on this earth
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Ye gods, by Nasuverse mechanics, what would be the crystallization of Beast's Lair's hopes and dreams?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    Tsukihime 2 and Sacchin's routes? their hopes and dreams because they don't exist

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    A set powerlevel list by Nasu

    @Kyokushi
    Entertaining, but not insulting enough. Throw in a curse word or two. :3


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Ye gods, by Nasuverse mechanics, what would be the crystallization of Beast's Lair's hopes and dreams?
    Breasts?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    True name: Alulim
    Class: Deer
    Alignment: Kingdom Animalia

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    Spelling: A+
    Tolerance: A (F)
    Sense of Humor: B+

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    Mediator: (D) This skill allows Alulim to attempt to negotiate between two opposing parties. At this rank the chances of success are quite low.

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    Terseness: (A) Allows Alulim to get his point across through the use of one-word answers. For example, 'indeed', 'verily', and even 'upah' may be used often.

    Objective Viewpoint: (B-) Alulim can view things from a generally unattached point of view and give observations as such. As such arguments and insults rarely affect him. There are exceptions to this however.

    Mental Pollution: (E) Constant pain and isolation has caused Alulim's mental state to deteriorate slightly, he has a few outlooks and habits that are...'distorted'. He often fixates on a game or series, immersing himself completely in his devotion to it as a coping mechanism. The object of obsession changes periodically.

    Debilitating Ailment: (B+) Alulim has an ailing body that causes him great physical discomfort and mental stress. Should he lose control of his emotions his Mental Pollution skill rank goes up to (C) and Tolerance stat goes down to (F) for the duration of the fit.

    Noble Phantasms:

    Lightning Antlers of Ultimate Zappiness:
    Anti-Forumite (C) Al can shoot lightning out of his antlers. Zap.

    Reality Marble, Night of Ruminantia: Anti-Thread (Ex) Meep.
    Everything I say is a lie.
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    Hmm....Spinach! My Bro!

    You are by far the most disgusting piece of puss ever scraped off of Hassan's unwashed butt cheek.

    @Tobias: Hmm. At the very least it must include breasts.

    Like a gun sword that shoots shuriken, lightning, is on fire, and has tits.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    @Al
    Zap!

    @Hymn
    Very good, that got me to smile, and would have gotten praise for being heartwarmingly mean.


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    Al you forgot your divinity for being a Buddha.

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    @Spinach: Actually I'm kicking myself for using 'by far' instead of 'second most' just because it means I missed the added humor of wondering what the first is.

    I have much to learn. My humor is still deficient. Also, my catholic schoolboy conscience is berating me for being so mean to a friend. BAH!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    @Al
    Zap!
    Indeed.
    Everything I say is a lie.
    LIKE A KING


    Quote Originally Posted by Komrade Kwestions View Post
    "It's not gay, it's magecraft!"

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    BLs hopes and dreams?

    Tsukihime 2, Tsukihime remake, Mahayo released next week (edit: sniped by Arashi), all of the cut routes with full-on voice patches, and new projects that actually get released that will put Type-MOON on the same leevl as Nitro+ in terms of released content.

    Oh, and regular updates from all writers of fanfiction.

    ...sounds about right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    @Spinach: Actually I'm kicking myself for using 'by far' instead of 'second most' just because it means I missed the added humor of wondering what the first is.
    Now that would have been one of the actual better insults I've had thrown at me if you did that.

    Also, my catholic schoolboy conscience is berating me for being so mean to a friend. BAH!
    Don't worry about it, pal. With my closest of friends we like to express our love for each other by using racism to address each other. What you have done is like giving me a hug.

    @Al
    Indubitably.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    Now that would have been one of the actual better insults I've had thrown at me if you did that.
    Curses!



    Don't worry about it, pal. With my closest of friends we like to express our love for each other by using racism to address each other. What you have done is like giving me a hug.
    Hahah. Yeah, that sounds a bit like my friends too. My male roommate greets people with hugs and expressing a desire to have sex with them. Especially the men.

    Even though he's straight.

    And especially​ if they're straight.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    The collective wish of BL... is to get laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Hahah. Yeah, that sounds a bit like my friends too. My male roommate greets people with hugs and expressing a desire to have sex with them. Especially the men.

    Even though he's straight.

    And especially​ if they're straight.
    Oh man, I think we have similar tastes in friends. Most of mine have stopped offering sex to me because I play along with it until they get weirded out, but oh man is it funny to watch them do it to others.


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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    I'm such a bottom with those kinds of friends and people.

    Unless I decide to *slurp* take initiative.


    Oooh, a skill for many forumites!:


    Homosexuality, Rank ___ (False):
    This straight forumite has achieved a false ranking of homsexuality due to relishing in kinks such as "futanari" and "traps".

    ...I should write one for myself soon. I kind of remember how it went, too.
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