That's exactly what happened with me. I suffered through the homosexual greetings for four years of college, and now only way to cope with the madness is to go along with the madness.Originally Posted by Spinach
Also, I started dating his sister, so giving him a passionate hug and saying her name has let me start turning the tables on him.
That's all, folks!
My version is the Ambivalence one~
Same idea, different execution.
OH GOD MY YEARS OF RESISTANCE DOES NOTHING
Can't say I enjoy those tips, but otherwise, yep, this sounds like me. Especially when it's in the name of a joke.Oooh, a skill for many forumites!:
Homosexuality, Rank ___ (False):
This straight forumite has achieved a false ranking of homsexuality due to relishing in kinks such as "futanari" and "traps".
That's all, folks!
I'll give you a tip, Raggy~
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
It feels like I'm home, sitting at the poker table....oh god I don't have enough hands to protect myself with!
Actually, I meant types instead of tips, but that's way more funny. And everything is more acceptable as long as it is funny.
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I like where this thread is heading.
Indeed.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Massive servant orgy?
I can handle that on my own, thankyoumuch. It's more like,
Localizationing stuff
Like Ilya!
That's all, folks!
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Illya? Who is this you speak of? Can he/she compare to the Loli Goddess that is Ilya?
...Yeah, the Let's Play I use as my source material writes her as Ilya, so that's the spelling I favor.
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True Name: Deviatesfish
Class: Worthless
Alignment: Ilyasexual
Strength: A
Agility: C
Endurance: C
Clumsiness: A+
Writing: F-
Drawing: F-
Libido: EX+
Skill List:
Golden Rule: (A+): Never needs to worry about money ever.
Academics: (A)sian
Depression: (B)asically depressed all of the time and in need of constant attention.
Lolicon: (C-)ares mostly for Ilyasviel.
Trilingual: (C): Only good at two of the three languages. Not good at moonrunes.
Grudge: (B-): Deviatesfish will bare a grudge for decades.
Hatred: (C): Will hate someone will entire being. Easily baited by troll statements like "you are all plotting against me to stop me from protecting [Insert Character Name]" or other such purposely logic deficient statements by trolls.
Skimming: (A+): When people post worthless and/or long-winded posts, they will be completely skipped in favor of saving time.
Noble Phantasms:
Depressed (C) (Anti-Writing/Anti-Art)
When used, Deviatesfish stops writing all fan fiction or RP updates and stops all doodles. This can be also targeted towards a specific work.
Rape (B+) (Anti-forumite)
Will grope, glomp, hug, kidnap, rape target. Only used on people Deviatesfish likes.
My Moneys (A+) (Support/Anti-forumite)
Deviatesfish is not bothered by monetary concerns in real life, thus freeing a lot of free time to do whatever Deviatesfish wants. Can also be used to make others jealous or envious.
I personally prefer the double L spelling better, but that's just me.
It's more..symmetrical and easy on the eyes in my book.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
.... I prefer Len
DON'T HURT ME
Fair enough. Personally it annoys me because in some fonts it looks like three of the same letters.
Compare: Illya
To:
Illya
Illya
Illya
Illya
Et cetera.
That's all, folks!
I like Illya. Because she's the resident ill-girl of the cast.
*rimshot*
*gunshot*
*Arashi is dead*
Localizationing stuff
*blows away gunsmoke, kicks away a nameless dead body*
*looks at Arashi's lifeless body*
NOOOOOOooooo, I was too late to save Arashi from his assassin! D: ...Vengeance shall be mine.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Didn't IRUN sell his soul to Arashi?
Does IRUN get his soul back, or does Arashi keep it even in death?
That's all, folks!
No refunds at the bank of Arashi, unfortunately.
Even in death, my loyalty is bounded.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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