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  1. January 31st, 2012, 12:40 AM #1
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    Legend of Zelda-style "boss intro" for anime and video game etc characters

    An idea I discovered a few days ago when I discovered my N64 and copy of LoZ: Ocarina of Time was still working: LoZ- style boss titles. You know how the game intros bosses as things like: Gohma: Parasitic Armored Arachnid, Volvagia: Subterranean Lava Dragon, etc.

    This thread is, you guessed it, to make titles like those for anime, video game etc characters. Can be serious or parody. This is not limited to villian/video game boss characters.

    Serious:

    Flood Gravemind (Halo): Omnicidal Parasitic Hivemind
    Saya (Saya No Uta): Extradimensional Regenerative Alien

    Parodies:
    Prophet of Truth (Halo): Llama-like Omnicidal Alien
    General Shepperd (Call of Duty: MW2): Treacherous General Planning to... Do... Something...
    Pvt. James Ramirez (CoD): Ramirez, Do Everything!
    Sephiroth (FFVII): Oedipal, Overcompensating Freudian Poster Boy
    Squall Leonheart (FF VIII): ................................
    Rena Ryuguu (Higurashi): Violent Cleaver-Wielding Loli
    Akemi Homura (Madoka): Tragic, Trigger-Happy Mahou Shoujo
    Kyubee (Madoka): Universally Abhorred Mahou Shoujo Abuser
    Nanoha Takamachi (Nanoha): Badass Enemy Befriending White Devil
    Fate Testarossa (Nanoha): Misguided Befriendable Magical Girl
    Book of Darkness (Nanoha): Demonic Sorcery Textbook
    Saya (Saya No Uta): Amorphous Lovecraftian Loli Impersonator
    Hei (Darker than Black): Electrified Oriental Dark Knight
    Gilgamesh (Fate): Arrogant Golden Monarch
    Archer (FSN Unlimited Blade Works Route): Suicidal Time Travelling Heroic Spirit
    Sakura Matou: Worm-Infested Purple-Head
    Kotomine Kirei: Scheming Eccleisiastical Troll
    Shiki Ryougi: Dotstabbing Kuudere Assassin
    Araya Souren: Almost Immortal Sorceror
    Enjou Tomoe: Courageous But Futile Would-be Avenger
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  3. January 31st, 2012, 01:22 AM #3
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  4. January 31st, 2012, 01:36 AM #4
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  5. January 31st, 2012, 01:53 AM #5
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    Meh, tried a few. Couldn't hurt.

    Serious:
    Sigma: Supreme Maverick Leader
    Mithocondrial Eve: Ancient Primordial Parasite
    Lavos: Parasitic Alien Entity
    Galactus: Cosmic Devourer of Planets

    Parody:
    Ame-No-Sagiri: Giant Disco Eyeball
    Charlotte: Cheese-loving Mami Eater
    Sosuke Aizen: Trolling Captain Broken
    Master Hand (N64): Reused Mario Glove Model
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    Here ya go:

    Parodies:
    Bowser: Giant Shelled Reptile that Spits Fireballs
    Isaac Clarke(DS2): Batshit Insane Protagonist with Apparent Necrophiliac Tendencies
    El Gigante(Resi 4): RUUUAARRRGGHHH!
    Del Lago: Giant Mutated Fish of the Lake
    "It"(Resi 4): Mutated Man-Scorpion Who You Fight in Two Parts
    Lord Saddler(RE4): Long-necked Monster with an Eye in the Mouth
    Slasher(DS/DS2): Zombies with Pack Intelligence and Freakishly Sharp Claws
    Black Slasher: Black Slasher

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    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities

    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
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