She already has big tracts of land. 'c'Originally Posted by nununu
She already has big tracts of land. 'c'
Well, at least she'd be considerably better than the current ruler....
Eh, what?
Wrong character....
Hair color that important?
So picky!
I'm not sure why you think I'd immediately move anywhere which required girls (specifically blonds) to wear revealing costumes....
Because you like BDSM.
I was thinking the part about the severe humiliation clause, and now that we have thoroughly robbed the joke of all semblance of light hearted humor, can we please drop it?
I'm not sure why you wouldn't.
But it's still funny. ;C;
The world would be dead in months when she learned how to make all the living death there ten stories tall.
Hope Rides With His Godly Ronin/Cowboy Brother In Law
Would Emiya be considered a pedophile if he seriously went after Rin?
Spoiler:
>17 years old
>pedophile
LOL WHAT DO WORDS MEAN
I was expecting the 'everyone is 18 years old' disclaimer.
But sure, let's play this game. Emiya would be an ebophile, then.
Heroic Spirit Chris Hansen would still totally ruin Emiya.
Spoiler:
Technically I don't think it'd even be ephebophilia, because to have that fetish would mean you're attracted to that age range (15-19) and nothing else, rather than just occasionally falling for jailbait.
Aren't paraphilias fun, kids?
Depends.
Your fetish is for adult diapers? Well I won't judge.
This is what I'm talking about. You think adult diapers is bad?
Shit is shit, yo.
Oh, don't go thinking I haven't seen a lot of weird fetishes.
I think my favourite is that guy who occasionally shows up on /fate/, asking for art of TM girls putting on the mask from the movie The Mask. I remember commenting that it was one of the weirder fetishes I've seen, and someone else got all smug like "that's nothing, I bet you've never even seen 2 girls 1 cup!"
What they didn't get is that the most confusing/hilarious fetishes aren't the "gross" ones, but fetishism of totally innocuous things.
I remember seeing a tickling fetish once, I got a laugh out of that.
Tickling's something I can get - giving happiness and making someone lose control at the same time. I was amused when I came across a sneezing-fetish fansite for BtVS, personally.
Beast's Lair: Useful Notes
(Lightweight | PDF)
Updated 01/01/15
If posts are off-topic, trolling, terrible or offensive, please allow me to do my job. Reporting keeps your forum healthy.
Seika moderates: modly clarifications, explanations, Q&A, and the British conspiracy to de-codify BL's constitution.
Democracy on Beast's Lair
I once watched a 30 minute fetish video of girls popping balloons with their bodies. I was 13 at the time and could not comprehend how that could be arousing. Some of them were even fully clothed.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
