Granted, you get a wish that backfires not in you, but in your family.
I wish to be the new owner of Stark Industries.
Granted, you get a wish that backfires not in you, but in your family.
I wish to be the new owner of Stark Industries.
Granted. It's a company that makes knock-off smart phones in China. The Chinese government, at the behest of foreign interests, is going to raid all of your plants tomorrow.
I wish that hangovers were a myth.
Granted. You just had one, and it confirms it's existence.
I wish for brewed coffee.
Granted. It was brewed using the tears of starving orphans and still tastes like mud.
I wish for a new book.
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The first time I was overwhelmed by anime cuteness
You get a free copy of Fifty Shades of Gray.
I wish to have proper grammar.
Granted. There's nothing to grant.
I wish I could wake up early.
Granted. You wake up early and feel absolutely horrible.
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I wish for a penny.
Granted, the penny is cursed and causes much misfortune in your life.
I wish for a Donut. With sprinkles.
Life at best is Bittersweet
-Jack Kirby
Granted. The sprinkles on it sprinkle with ultra-high radioactivity.
I wish to go sleep now. None can do.
Granted. In your sleep, you are going to be chased by the Hounds of Tindalos.
I wish for just a little more motivation.
A donut, with sprinkles 'pon it, and frosting of white, has been granted to you.
Unfortunately, to get that donut, you had to deal with the fae courts, and will probably be forced into eternal servitude.
Oh. Double-sniped.
Granted. However, you have nothing to do with that motivation.
I wish for no spiders to ever come within fifteen meters of me.
Granted. Cockroach crowds, on the other hand...
I wish that I wouldn't procrastinate anymore.
Granted. You now only do your work and live your life in a very puritan manner. No more fun, no more games, missionary position with a wife for the purpose of procreation only. If she orgasms you lose.
I wish that skirts of the non-mini variety were more popular as casual wear.
^this makes me sad to corrupt
Granted, but only males are allowed to wear them, and they are required to not wear any underwear.
I wish for a perfect utopia where harems exist for every male person on earth.
Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
Spoiler:
Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!
^ Granted, but you die on th process. But don't worry, I'll take care of your ex-harem.
I wish to be able to jump as high as Luigi.
Granted. Your legs are not as strong as Luigi.
I wish I could have some more inspiration.
Granted, you are kidnapped and forced to do manual labor in an unknown island where workers harvest a deadly radioactive material.
I wish for less work
Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
Spoiler:
Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!
Granted. You die.
I wish for a revolution.
Granted. You die too, revolution is settled.
I wish for day to end.
Granted. Sun goes nova, everybody dies.
I wish it was 5:30pm EST.
The first time I was overwhelmed by anime cuteness
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