Wishing Machine

[Der Ritter]

Granted, but you can only wish for pudding.

I wish for a genie that can grant me 3 rule free wishes.

^^Granted, but unfortunately a magus from the Clock Tower kills you and takes the genies lamp.
^Granted, but you accidentally manipulate the water in your body and kill yourself in your sleep.
I wish for Nuculear Powers!

[Umbra of Chaos]

Granted, but you kill everyone around you so the military locks you in an underground facility.

I wish people would refresh their pages.

[MissingMandible]

Granted. However, protection from radiation isn't one of them.

I wish that I had the ability to direct the Malefactors from the Suffering series to do my bidding with my mind

[Der Ritter]

Granted, but you kill everyone around you so the military locks you in an underground facility.

I wish people would refresh their pages.

*Creates a miniature sun* what facility?
^^Granted. Their computers then crash.
^Granted, but you absentmindedly command them to wipe out Asia and then got Nuke'd.
I wish I had a giant drill.

[Umbra of Chaos]

^^Granted, but every time you control them you begin to gain their characteristics.
^Granted it crushes you.

I wish people would thank me for resurrecting this thread.

[MissingMandible]

Granted, but every time you control them you begin to gain their characteristics.

I wish people would refresh their pages.

I can't type fast enough ;_;

[Megas]

Granted, but noone can refresh fast enough to reply in time.

I wish the forums updated in real time.

[Umbra of Chaos]

Granted, but the server is shutdown and can never be rebooted.

I wish to become the spirit of the earth.

[Der Ritter]

I can't type fast enough ;_;

This should be relabed as the sniped thread.
^^Granted. Tohno then kills you.

[Umbra of Chaos]

I believe you are confused Ritter.

[Der Ritter]

I believe you are confused Ritter.

*obvious sarcasm mode* Noooooo, really?
Oh, right the wish thing. ahem.
I wish people would slow the f*ck down with this thread.

[Umbra of Chaos]

Granted, people stop visiting the thread and it is forgotten.

I wish for infinite endurance.

[MissingMandible]

Granted. You are hit by a thing of infinite strength, causing the universe to divide by zero.

I wish that I had a pet rock.

[Megas]

Granted, people stop visiting the thread and it is forgotten.

I wish for infinite endurance.

Granted, but it comes with eternal pain and hunger.

I wish for exceptionally excellent luck

[Der Ritter]

^^^Granted. a weapon with infinite attack stabs your chest creating a paradox.
^^Granted. But it bites your neighbor and needs to be put down.
^Granted. But then fate got broken making your luck redundant.
I wish for a giant snake to eat the earth.

[Umbra of Chaos]

^^Granted, but it fails you when you need it most.
^Granted, but it devours you first and will not eat the earth until all life is extinguished.

I wish for the Second Magic.

[Der Ritter]

Granted. Zelretch takes you under his wing. Because he was riding a griffon.
I wish for the Fifth Magic.

[Umbra of Chaos]

Granted, however your lack of knowledge and experience leads to you deleting yourself.

I wish to inhabit the body of an Ultimate One.

[Der Ritter]

Granted. It senses you invading its body and seals itself in the moon.
I wish I could catch Arceus IRL.

[Umbra of Chaos]

Granted, however he exerts his godlike power and removes you from existence before you do.

I wish for the power to manipulate nature on any scale without any cost to myself.