Granted. Another one comes.
I wish for coke.
Granted. Another one comes.
I wish for coke.
Granted, you now have a severe addiction to crack cocaine.
I wish to be arrive in Valhalla.
Granted. You get to fight everyday, all day, forever. But you were never good at it. And you still feel the pain.
I wish for a cold, clean and refreshing drink.
Granted, you receive a cold, clean refreshing drink of xenomorph acid blood.
I wish for there to be dogs.
Enjoy taking care of dozens and dozens of water dogs.
I wish my knee would finish healing in a day or two.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted, but it'll take a lot of opium.
I wish for money. Lots of it.
Granted, the economy crashes and money is rendered worthless.
I wish for a cat.
Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.
Granted, you now have a very hungry and very angry lion in your living room.
I wish for the seas to be made of ramen.
Granted. We all die.
I wish I was a cyborg instead.
Granted, you are now a generic SHOCKER combatman, and you just got blown up by Rider-1.
I wish to be Kamen Rider Decade.
Granted. You're done.
I wish for some hot soup.
Granted, you are now trapped in a vast ocean of hot soup. And it's spoiled.
I wish for this sentence to be false.
Granted. You divided by zero.
I wish for cold weather.
Granted, a new Ice Age has begun.
I wish for water.
Granted. Toxic water.
I wish for chemtrails to be gone because they make me feel unsafe. :^(
All jet engines shall cease to function, leaving multiple days-long steamship voyages the only feasible method of transoceanic travel, you jerk.
I wish to know precisely where the lever is located.
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O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted.
I wish for this young girl's desire to be fulfilled.
Granted but they invade more mainstream areas of the web and condom memes invade tumblr.
I wish for the life-long ability to manipulate time accordingly to my wishes.
#OwO#
Granted. Welcome to the 3D world, Akemi Homura. Now, I shall chase after you.
I wish for carbonara.
It's tapeworm carbonara.
I wish to be all that is good in the eternal world,
I wish to be the disposer of evil in the eternal world.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.