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    Granted. You are now drinking the blood of a diabetic
    I wish to live a completely meaningless, useless and painful life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

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    granted, you never become a fan of type moon
    i wish to be in complet silence


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
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    Granted; as the absolute silence makes you mad, you forfeit your existence but fail to die while trying to commit suicide. Can't fall unconscious because of the sound of your pulse. Dies by pure agony.

    I wish to live with no responsibilities, free to do whatever I want.

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    Granted. You are now a Chozo and have shed your physical body for an eternity as an energy-based cosmic life form. Also, you can no longer access the Internet in your new form.

    I wish for something purple.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    granted, you are severily beaten up, your bruises are very purple
    i wish to be a wizard.


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    Granted. You are now a 30-years-old virgin
    I wish for a nuclear war where everyone dies or turn into mutants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

    Greatest battle in history
    He-man x Shiki Satsujinki

    I love the internet

    OH GOD SO CUTE

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    Granted. You survive and get the power to fly, but can only fly one foot above the ground and three miles an hour.

    I wish I was somewhere else that isn't a volcano, a desert, underwater, high in the air, just above water, in a prison/holding bay, inside a box, or in front of a moving vehicle. And I only specify these because I have no faith that anyone will try something more creative than just dropping me into a deathzone.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    granted, you are now inside your on head.
    i wish for my window to FUCKING STOP SHAKING IS FUCKING ANOYING!


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    Granted. A bomb blow up your house. Now there isn't even a window anymore, so it will stop shake
    I wish to be able to learn that piano music I'm trying to learning before my first piano lesson monday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

    Greatest battle in history
    He-man x Shiki Satsujinki

    I love the internet

    OH GOD SO CUTE

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    Granted, you now could play it perfectly if you had fingers, but you suddenly discover you have fins instead of arms.

    I wish Nasu was more motivated.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    Granted, he is so motivated he goes and becoming the worlds champion in shogi, he never does anything related to type moon again.
    I wish for sweet corn


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    Granted, but it is rotten

    I wish I could lock my post count...
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    Granted, you are now trapped in the 7th.

    I wish for science to be easier for me.

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    Granted. You are now a genius, but like all geniuses, you have bizarre quirks, and are incapable of getting through a full conversation without feeling the need to change the subject without actually realizing it because you have too many coherent thoughts to bounce them all with equal coherency.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    I don't know what is your wish but it will be granted and terribly distorted
    I wish to meet NasuGod someday
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    Sorry, my english sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

    Greatest battle in history
    He-man x Shiki Satsujinki

    I love the internet

    OH GOD SO CUTE

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    You will shortly regain consciousness after a particle accelerator accident and find yourself lashed to a large stone block. Before you stands a man in a curious hat and no shirt, holding a stone knife. Congratulations, it's the year 1477 and you're in Tenochtitlan about to be sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli. The priest utters his prayers, but mispronounces some words and accidentally consecrates your soul to the as-yet obscure deity "NasuGod" instead of "the Hummingbird of the South." The sacrifice proceeds as normal though.

    I wish to pass all my classes near-effortlessly.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks View Post
    I wish to pass all my classes near-effortlessly.
    Granted, you skip everything but there's somehow a massive mistake from all of your teachers so you pass, with an average of 9/10. You graduate with no knowledge, and find yourself wrapped in legal issues everywhere for negligence in any work you take. Remember not to pick up the soap in prison.

    I wish to have at least 4 hours of extra leisure time everyday.

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    Granted, it cuts your sleep time as you can only stay awake during those 4 hours.


    I wish that every single wish has to end with moist.
    What I call the most passionate and damn confusing things I have ever read, go to snows voice. It's more pleasant. Trust me.


    This is normal luck guys, normal goddamn luck. Right? Right???
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    Granted. Everyone develops an irrational hydrophobia.

    I wish not to be afraid of water nor any other type of moist.

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    Granted, you are terrified of any other thing

    i wish i could drawn cute girls better then anyone.


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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