Wishing Machine

[Gaterjhonz]

Granted, the Grail predicted your wish even before you knew about it and destroyed teh whole universe-but left you alive with a corpse for company.

I wish i become a Servant, and a powerful one to boot

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted, but you never get summoned or do anything.

I wish I had love interests.

[Keyne]

Granted. All are men of every race.

I wish NamesAreHardToComeUpWith had a name.

[Gaterjhonz]

Granted, he got your name, and your life as well, and you ceased to exist.

I wish my laptop has uber long battery life.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

it's life is so huge, it imploded and killed you.

I wish Keyne was actually a pet monkey. Just because.

[Keyne]

Granted. Beware of the closet

I wish there was world peace.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. No one is alive to threaten said peace anymore.

I wish I was a Cthulhu-type monstrosity.

[Keyne]

Granted. You are now F~~A~~B~~U~~L~~O~~U~~S~~

I wish Mike got together with Sakura.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. Sakura was forcefully shown her entire life was nothing but fiction for the amusement of others, and committed suicide. Mike shortly followed.

I wish I could see the world burn.

[Keyne]

Granted. But it was an ICE BURN

I wish Rin changed her hairstyle.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. She shaved it all, and then attached the leftover hair to her chin.

I wish that I could play punch-for-punch versus Hassan-I-Sabbah. The original, historic dude.

[Keyne]

Granted. Enjoy your hidden handblade in guts.

I wish Kayneth had more luck. ;_;

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. He wins the war, gets married to Sola and Lancer (at once) and proceeds to become the ultimate king of the association, forcing thousands of magic-users into concentration camps for their inferior mindset and guidelines. They all get gassed.

I wish IRUn could finally meet the loli homunculus of his dreams.

[Keyne]

Granted. But Ilya's no longer a loli.

I wish Altima stopped being a ninja.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. He's now more vocal than Mike, and can actually throttle you through the internet if you go against him.

I wish it was politically correct for men to wear skirts around town.

[Keyne]

Granted. You are now in Scotland.

I wish I were a little girl.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. you are now Sakura.

I wish I was the bone of my sword, and that steel was my body and fire was my blood.

[Keyne]

Granted. You are now a brown emo faggot. ;_;

I wish I could cook like Shirou.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted. Cooking like shirou is now all you can do. You are a mindless cooking machine.

I wish that I could shoot mind bullets.

[Keyne]

Granted. Now you shoot brains.

I wish I had a pet black hole.