Wishing Machine

[HitokiriNanaya]

Granted you're terrified of lilith-nee at all time.

I wish I was a girl.

[lilithsama]

Granted, we all love you Nana-chan! no catch to that

and avi will always be my waifu~ no wish granting machine can change that~

I wish my bladder knew how to function properly =_=


EDIT
LATTE
but wtv =3=

[HitokiriNanaya]

Granted your brain forgot how to work

I wish that Avi-tan could have a harem

[lilithsama]

No need to grant
she already does

AND IM HER BOTTOM BITCH HO-BAGS!

I wish I had more money for pantsu and lotion


oh yeah, Lyco-chaannnn why does I scare you sometimes ;~;

[Chaos Greyblood]

Granted. And the lotion and panties are all you have.

I wish I had more money.

[lilithsama]

I'd be happy with that

And Granted, but its in Disney Dollars


I wish I could fall asleep easier

[Lycodrake]

Granted, but you now can't wake up early enough to do what you need to do in the day.

I wish I could keep my eating and sleeping schedules decently.

[lilithsama]

You and me both bruhther =_=

So yeah, Denied

I wish I had some puchi purin to play with/watch jiggle

[Suncofold]

Granted, but now nothing on your body is capable of jiggling. =.=

I wish I could bathe in the blood of virgins.

[lilithsama]

Granted, period blood
have fun

I wish I HAD A PORTAL GUN

[HitokiriNanaya]

Granted, it's only a prop

I wish, I could do anything.

[Suncofold]

Granted, but now the consequences of anything you do are a thousand times worse than they would be normally.

I wish I had a reality marble.

[HitokiriNanaya]

Granted but it's a world full of fat men wanting to rape you.

I wish i had a knife.

[Suncofold]

Granted, it has a rubber blade.

I wish I didn't have to wait twenty minutes between faps. =C=

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted, now you need to wait forty minutes.

I wish I could throttle people through the internet.

[Kuradora]

Granted. You grab their throat, they grab yours. They're stronger.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[HitokiriNanaya]

Granted now you can't live outside of the water.

I wish I had a slave trap.

[Suncofold]

Granted, your slave is a trap and wants to rub sausages with you.

I wish I could run more than a mile without having to stop for breath.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Granted, but you still needed that breath and are sent into the hospital where they assess braindamage because of the lack of oxygen.

I wish I had the strength of a thousand exploding donkeys.

[Kuradora]

Granted. All of your muscles mutate into live donkeys before exploding violently, tearing you apart.

I wish I could fire lasers from my pet cat.