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    lol wut? Reynel's Avatar
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    Denied, every wish has to end in moist.

    I wish I could drawn cute girls better then anyone, even when moist.

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    Denied, you are okay with being moist, but you are afraid of cute girls.
    I wish i could make wishes without they have to end in "moist".
    Last edited by the god of world-0; March 11th, 2018 at 10:25 PM.


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

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    lol wut? Reynel's Avatar
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    Granted, you and everyone else are able to wish without ending wishes in moist, but your wishes are no longer granted.

    I wish for appropriate BGM to appear in real life for every circumstance.

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    Thy wish be granted, but since everyone has at least a slightly different idea of what constitutes appropriate BGM, if there's more than one person present, you usually hear an annoying babble of competing tracks.

    I wish soda took about twice as long to go flat after being opened.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Granted. Now it have twice as much chemical substances and kill people twice as fast.
    I wish to marry Nasu
    My servants and mages
    Sorry, my english sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

    Greatest battle in history
    He-man x Shiki Satsujinki

    I love the internet

    OH GOD SO CUTE

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    Granted, you are now married to a mushroom.

    I wish for my bank account to always have a deposit of 1000$ every time it has less than 300$.

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    Granted, although the money is stolen and the police are coming, good luck.

    I wish that at least 1 word in the next posts will always have a typo starting nwo.
    What I call the most passionate and damn confusing things I have ever read, go to snows voice. It's more pleasant. Trust me.


    This is normal luck guys, normal goddamn luck. Right? Right???
    Spoiler:

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    Grandet

    I wish that now every post will have at least 2 typos
    My servants and mages
    Sorry, my english sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

    Greatest battle in history
    He-man x Shiki Satsujinki

    I love the internet

    OH GOD SO CUTE

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    i wish for sudden burst of inspiration.


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

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    Glantred butt it iz ovf smileys & typos.

    I wish all mean people had to wear bunny & cat ears.

    #OwO#

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    Gran ted,but it only irritates then making them more mean, which in turn irritates the people around them making then mean, until weeb are living in a society of furry jerks.
    I wish for a giant robot who looks as cool as the ones in animes, but cannot actualy cause any destruction


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    Granted, but it's so small you can't actually see it.
    shit BL says

    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Quote Originally Posted by Rafflesiac View Post
    ladies, he's single
    Quote Originally Posted by OverMaster View Post
    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Araya's Dry Cleaner View Post
    You can rage, but there is no waifu communism.

    You are not getting government-handout waifus.


    Once and always and nevermore.

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    As you have no wish, you will be granted the knowledge of the wish you want, but it can no longer be granted.

    I wish for tsukihime to have anime adaptations instead of new fate ones.

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    Youur wish is granted. Also,

    TSUKI FANS DO NOT YET KNOW THE MEANING OF A BAD ANIME ADAPTATION! MWAHAHAH!

    I wish for a belt sander, a band saw an,d a shed to keep them in.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Granted, they're yours but they're situated on the other end of the world from where you're from.
    I wish for the knowledge to make a wish that cannot be perverted!
    shit BL says

    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Quote Originally Posted by Rafflesiac View Post
    ladies, he's single
    Quote Originally Posted by OverMaster View Post
    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Araya's Dry Cleaner View Post
    You can rage, but there is no waifu communism.

    You are not getting government-handout waifus.


    Once and always and nevermore.

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    Grantred but its so clean that it turns everything clean.... even porn.

    I wish for something delicious to eat.

    #OwO#

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunara View Post
    Grantred but its so clean that it turns everything clean.... even porn.

    I wish for something delicious to eat.
    Granted, but you ate it two weeks ago.

    I wish for comfortable sleep
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


    anywhere than here

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    See you later, Rip van Winkle.

    I wish for a pair of brogue boots that won't hurt my feet.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Grawnted but they are hot pink with cute bows.

    I wish I still lived closer to my friends.

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceblade44 View Post
    Granted, but you ate it two weeks ago.
    How did you know? Are you stalking me? Did you attach cameras to the Koi fish? Hid under the table?
    Were you the old man? Or were you one of the zodiac signs on the placemat?
    I had a date with my boyfriend then... lol.

    #OwO#

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    Granted. You have been shrank to 3 mm and now you live literally inside of them, in turns of 16.27 hours.

    I wish to know my destiny.

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