Granted, all life on the world is wiped out.
I wish for tacos.
Granted, all life on the world is wiped out.
I wish for tacos.
Granted. Ghost pepper-sauce tacos.
I wish to be strong again.
Your soul shall be joined to the Platonic ideal of strength, and you henceforth will only be able to exist in this world as a quality of other things.
I wish for
Or, failing that, at least the ability to blast people with my nose like Hugga Wugga.
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O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted. You got the nose blaster. The biological version. You might need some chicken noodle soup and bed rest, so relax for a while.
I wish for phosgene.
Granted, but it will come as a fart from your lover during the sex, and you two will die
I wish Shiki was a proper Nanaya instead of this FUCKING MORALIST
Granted, but he kills off the whole cast off-screen and the VN ends in the first chapter. Turns out indiscriminate killers tend not to make for good protagonists, who knew?
I wish that I could wake up sharing a bed with a completely naked Tamamo-No-Mae calling me goshujin-sama.
Granted, but it's the trap Tamamo-No-Mae from the Onmyoji game.
On the other hand, I wish I can sleep peacefully in a quiet winter day.
The Act of dozing off in the afternoon is a luxury indeed.
Coffee would be nice, though.
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Frick, I knew I should've specified the one from Fate/Extra!Originally Posted by SleepMode
And granted, but you fall into a coma and the world is plunged into eternal winter until someone manages to wake you up or kill you. Hope you like your nap!
There’s no wish to grant… what do I do?! Help!
I wish for the capacity to keep my wits about myself when I’m awake between 10:00 p.m. and 6:00 a.m.
Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
F/GO Supports
I joined two years too late...
Granted but you offset that by being loony the rest of the time & you give the animaniacs a run for their money.
I wish to a sorceress with powers rivaling Merlin, Morgana, & all the famous mythological figures & stll exist in this modern world.
#OwO#
Granted, but your magical radiation makes all electronics within ten feet of you spontaneously burn out.
I want to change the past! I wish I had started earning a teaching certificate ten years ago.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted, but you immediately forget everything that has happened these past ten years, including your reason for going back in time, as well as the fact that you've gone back in time in the first place.
I was worried when I made that wish that the next person would just take the easy, obvious corruption. I am disappointed. And now I'm hungry...
I wish for a tuna sandwich.
Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
F/GO Supports
I joined two years too late...
Granted! It will be the most delicious sandwich you'll ever taste, but it's in exchange for ten years worth of food budget.
I wish that I can go to the Nurburgring and leisurely drive a car there, without anyone bothering me. (Wait, is this corner Seihai - kun?)
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Granted. Everyone in the world are greasy zombies that do not leave their homes even to eat brains
I wish I was as GAR as Emiya
You will be considered GAR due to the manly way in which you face your hideous demise at the hands of a berserk giant.
I wish to be buried in a mound, Scythian-style, after I die.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted. You have died of dysentery. And you got vaccinated for it, so...
I wish to be a mushroom.
Granted, but you retain your human senses, including consciousness, but not any of the abilities, like talking or moving freely.
I wish for the Tsukihime remake to be released and translated within my lifespan.
Granted. Within your lifespan humanity developed the tecnology of artificial organs and you lived for thousands years, and the remake was released near the end of your life, when you was too old to remenber how to read.
I wish one day be the best leader in humanity's history
Granted, but what you're the "best" at is uniting humanity against you, Lelouch/Ozymandias style. Your excruciating execution and death brings about world peace, but everyone will curse your name as a demon for the rest of time.
I wish that I could be the hero of an isekai story.
Granted, you are now Subaru from Re:Zero.
I wish to be unable to fail anything I try to do.
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