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    Wishing Machine

    Alright, since I'm terribly bored and have nothing better to do (Fate/Maharlika's 8th chapter is still not finished and I'm terribly caught on a snag; Fate/Realista is in it's early stages and I'm too damn lazy atm), I'm going to start a new game for all you wonderful people of the 7th.

    Rules are simple:
    1. Corrupt former wish
    2. Make wish
    3. ???
    4. Profit


    Since there's no previous wish to corrupt, I'll just corrupt an imaginary one and make another one for my own.
    I wish that I have the best damn eyesight in the entire world
    Granted, you manage to procure eyes so perfect that you actually start to see the hidden horrific side of the world, you turn mad because your mind can't accept what you are seeing, and as a way to save yourself and your sanity, you commit suicide.

    Get it? Got it? GOOO!

    EDIT: here's my wish:
    I wish that I won the lottery.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Granted. You won the lottery of gay men. Thousands of them. Thousands. You bathe in them day and night. Forever.

    I wish I never had to blink ever.
    KOTOBOOBS
    Rejoice - Emiya Shirou. You may touch them.

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    Enjoy your eyes drying to prunes.

    Let's go classic, I wish for hookers and blow.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Eesh, that would be very vomit inducing o.o

    Granted, a man abducts you, gases you to unconsciousness, then the moment you woke up in an operating bed, he surgically removes your eyelids in a very painful operation, and hey, presto, no more blinking and irritated dry eyes forever.

    I wish I am not human.

    LE SNIPE

    Granted, hookers=painful hand thingies that strip your flesh; blow=a bomb strapped to your head.

    I wish i never was born.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Granted. I swatted your unborn soul, birthed you and made you into my child slave. Enjoy the crops.



    I wish the sky was violet.
    KOTOBOOBS
    Rejoice - Emiya Shirou. You may touch them.

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    Granted, you went to space and was blown up halfway through there, the violet shade that the sky adopted afterwards was your blood mixing in with the atmosphere.

    I wish I had a better body.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Granted, You grew swords out of your body.

    I wish God didn't exist.
    KOTOBOOBS
    Rejoice - Emiya Shirou. You may touch them.

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    Granted. Haruhi Suzumiya is no more.

    I wish it stopped raining damn it!

    Smiles I have protected so far


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    Granted, it stops raining. Forever. Everywhere.

    I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
    Quote Originally Posted by SeiKeo View Post
    Look, you can't just call something pedophilliac and expect everyone to believe you.


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    Denied. There is no God.

    I wish we could all frolic in light white clothes on a field of endless green under the blue blue sky, in the embrace of an endless spring.

    Smiles I have protected so far


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    Granted, it never came true instead.

    I wish anomalies exist.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Granted, but you will never interact with them.

    I wish Keyne would love Saber forever and ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by SeiKeo View Post
    Look, you can't just call something pedophilliac and expect everyone to believe you.


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    Granted. Granted.

    I wish Spinach would really give inhuman strength.

    Smiles I have protected so far


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    Granted, but his body can't handle it and he dies in an epic splosion of guts and blood

    I wish Gen would write a proper love story
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    ^^
    You eat your spinach. But your slightest touches tear things to shreds, and your slightest motions demolish your surroundings. It's not your fault that you're an engine of destruction. ...except that it totally is.

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    FUCK YOU FOR SNIPING ME MAN
    FUCK. YOU.

    Gen writes a proper love story. But it's so boring and cliche that no one likes it.

    Now then:
    I wish I had bigger breasts.
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    Granted. Your boobs are now double-G's

    I wish I had a wish.

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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Now that you actually know what you want to wish for you now realize that it can now no longer be granted because you already wasted your wish.

    I wish I had more friends than I do now.
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    granted, you now have separate personalities.

    I wish I had a live, unharmed and harmless bunny in my bathtub right now.
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    I also actually like taiga too

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    Granted, the bunny drowned after you forgot that the tub is full of water. and the wittke bunny wabbit cant swim.

    I wish authors stop bitching about fanfictions.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
    Spoiler:
    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
    Spoiler:



    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    Granted. Now they're gaying.

    I wish...

    Smiles I have protected so far


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