Because people would settle out of court for more crack.
Which you do pretty well, kind sir.
"Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."
This amuses me greatly.
Ask TIK - Where all your important life questions can be answered.
You made it personal when you brought Shinji into it.
Wait, Lyco's genitals are made of cheese? Watch out for Taiga, Lyco. She loves cheese.
A tiger is going to eat your balls. What so hard to understand about it?
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