[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)

[Paitouch]

Year old thread(s) from 2ch that someone has recently translated. Contains text walls, you've been warned. It reeks of troll to me, but I still can't help but wonder.

Engrish version:

Part 01
Part 02
Part 03
Part 04
Part 05

[lilithsama]

Chaos posted this in the "I confess" thread ...yesterday? I think?
but still deserves discussion

becuase HAMSTER MAILBOX

also maybe we could turn it into a thread for posting 2chan shit like this

[KENTA]

I went to 2ch only once. I was disappointed with what I saw.

[Neir]

... wow.

Also, your avatar.

[Kotonoha]

I went to 2ch only once. I was disappointed with what I saw.

Lots of Japanese text that you couldn't read?

[KENTA]

I went to the wrestling board(TONS OF SURPRISE EVERYWHERE!) and they were only talking about US wrestling. Extremely disappointing.

[lilithsama]

right-wing bullshit and pedophiles?

EDIT
........you expected something else from f*ckign 2chan?

[KENTA]

Not even one post about NOAH collapsing. So disappointed.

[lilithsama]

2chan I don't think is too focused on wrestling otaku, which is why you go to 420chan for woo and not 4chan
they prolly have a shitload of other boards/forums dedicated to that shit

or you know, they're like everyone else and don't give a rats ass

[KENTA]

How is talking about a native promotion being an otaku about it?

And it was specifically a wrestling board. I'd probably go to 4chan if they had one, but all they have is /sp/ which is horrible like the rest of that site.

[lilithsama]

i was referring more to the fact that 2chan is mainly for otaku (of one thing or another)
and going to a wrestlign board on 2chan is like trying to talk about VNs with weeaboos
their knowledge about it is usually going to be basic shit at best

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Goodness this shit is entertaining, and a little bit disturbing.

Scarier than any creepypasta, eh wot?

[lilithsama]

.........
out of everything I can't stop laughing at this

#2ch
Men who can’t cook ain’t suited for marriage, dude!

#OP
I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

[Ivan The Mouse]

^ It doesn't help that "spaghetti" means something for us dwelling at the /v/idya. Or to be specific, "spaghetti out of one's pockets".

[lilithsama]

found this on tumbler

[Theocrass]

I really hope this is an elaborate troll.

[lilithsama]

............is it bad i read that whole thing as if it were Chaos?
(its his fault for posting it =_=)

[Theocrass]

It's a little wrong, yes. xD

Seriously, this is so fucking creepy.

[nununu]

o_O

Dude, this is creepy.

[lilithsama]

i didn't think it was creepy so much as in awe of his stupidity
and wondering how this dude's mind works =_=

well also at the same time i can't make out whether it was a troll or not
although i'm pretty positive the last one at least was, the flow and way he spoke seemed too off, but then again this could have just been in the translation