Now I don't want to text the cute blonde I've been chatting up because it feels like it'll be creepy because it feels like this guy's creepiness has somehow tainted me.
Does that make sense?
Now I don't want to text the cute blonde I've been chatting up because it feels like it'll be creepy because it feels like this guy's creepiness has somehow tainted me.
Does that make sense?
makes sense, i feel the same way, even with someone i've been dating 2 years =_=
and you should totally text her 600 times using lots of (´･ω･`)
DO IT
CUS THE INTERNET DEMANDS IT
I♥BooBies
Originally Posted by Techlology
Heeell nooooooooooooooooo!
Do you know how hard I've had to work at this!?
Well, not very hard, actually.
She's pretty much be the initiator in most of our first interactions. And goddamn does she hug hard.
Which is not something I expected from a slim white girl.
THAT MEANS SHES HOT FOR YOUR DICK MAN
BE A MAN/BEAR, THROW HER DOWN AND MAKE LOVE TO HER THE NEXT TIME YOU MEET
IF SHE SCREAMS "NOOOO" AND CRIES THAT MEANS SHE SECRETLY LOVES IT
I♥BooBies
Don't be too hard on the guy, people. ^^;;;
*runs and hides*
Nah, just keep it between 400-500 messages so you don't seem like a creeper.
Who ISN'T hot for my dick?
You're too much, Lili~
But really, the strength of her hug and the fact that it managed to stun me a little left me feeling a little insecure for a couple of days.
I'M NOT WEAK
SHE JUST SURPRISED ME, IS ALL
I SWEAR
I CAN BENCH PRESS 200 POUNDS
I CAN TAKE OUT DOORS BY MISTAKE
I CAN IGNORE MOST PAINS UNTIL THEY BECOME CRIPPLING
I'M NOT WEAK DAMNIT
;_;
THAT, OR SHE'S SUPERGIRL
Sounds like legit advice.
tiny girls have surprising force behind them, ESPECIALLY in hugs, so don't take as a threat or anything
AND DUDE MAN, SERIOUSLY SHE TOTALLY WANTS YOU SHES JUST TOO SHY
THATS WHY YOU NEED TO DRAG HER DOWN AN ALLEY AND GROPE HER while say "i'm not gonna murder or stab you" CUS THATS REASSURING AND A TURN ON
also hamsters
I♥BooBies
So what you're saying is ... I should leave baskets full of hamsters and chocolates in her car, on her front door step, outside her window, etc?
I see!
I lost it at the hamsters.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
yes, TOTALLY
US BITCHES TOTALLY LOVE STUFF LIKE THAT
you can take it a step further and leave love notes written in blood with them
AND BE SURE TO SPRINKLE THEM IN SUGAR, BITCHES LOVE SUGAR
I♥BooBies
Lili-Sensei~!
You're so knowledgeable!
As expected of Lili-sensei!
In return for your sage counsel, I offer your my firstborn son!
i shall bathe in his blood on the first new moon
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR LOVE THEO~
IF SHE HAS YOU ARRESTED SHE'S JUST TESTING YOUR STRENGTH
DON'T LET SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS JAILBARS OR ARMED GUARDS STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR LOVE
I BELIEVE IN YOU
I♥BooBies
Hey, that one makes sense. Girls love swarms of things, right?
Sensei! TT^TT
I'M TOUCHED YOU WANT ME TO SUCCEED
I WILL PURSUE HER TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
DO WOMEN PREFER THEIR HAMSTERS ALIVE
alive is good, but dead is preferred IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOUR LOVE STRANGLE THEM IN FRONT OF HER WHILE YOU MASTURBATE AND CRY HER NAME
SHE'LL BE SO TOUCHED SHE WILL WANT TO MARRY YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
I♥BooBies
...what. What did I just read?
Servant Profile: Idea Generator
Reality Marble: Countless Creations, Intense Inferno, Vast Vista
Score: 7 (Where's mah Grail!)
Random Servant Profile: Fraggle's Cult
(I knew I had this lying around somewhere!)
Truth
Well, the guy's wish that it become some kind of internet thing has come true..although I doubt it'll ever reach Densha Otoko levels..
After reading through it, I could swear it's a troll but you never know with these things..
Somebody should make an updated version of that video to be about this guy.
I will be very disappointed if this doesn't become the new Densha Otoko, though. The TV drama must happen.
Real life drama must happen first.
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