Fails every saving throw ever.Originally Posted by KooriRenchuu
Rank E luck applies to his PC as well!
Fails every saving throw ever.
Rank E luck applies to his PC as well!
"Okay, I'm totally gonna hit Archer you guys."
"Yeah sure whatever"
"No really! I'll do it this time, I swear!"
...
"TWENTY I THROW MY SPEAR AT YOUR STUPID FACE HAHA"
in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it
#THELEGENDNEVERDIES
[01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.
"Rho Ayas"
"You MUNCHKIN!"
EDIT: Frantic I lol'd so much.
His crowning moment is when he finally kills Kotomine.
"YESSSS I DID IT I FINALLY GOT SOME EXP"
"Roll for save."
"...what?"
"Against prana failure."
"..."
"One. You vanish almost instantaneously."
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
EDIT: I'm pretty good at raging about D&D, because I DM for my friends so I can giggle when they rage.
in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it
#THELEGENDNEVERDIES
[01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.
XD so beautiful!
"Okay then... make a Dexterity Check."
*roll is made*
"You successfully reach Saber and push her out of harms way, however, Berserker's sword cleaves through you like a hot knife through butter."
"Damn."
*hands over a dice* "Make a roll."
"What? Why?"
"Just roll the damn dice."
"Alright fine!" *rolls*
*stares* *mutters* "You lucky son of a bitch..." *ahem* "...However, due to Avalon, not only do you survive, although you are unable to act for the rest of the night, you fully recover from your wounds the next morning."
"Oh that's bullshi-"
"What!"
"Hell yeah!"
"I demand a re-roll!"
Oh God, that is hysterical!
Lancer "That is not FAIR!"
PERFECTION!
"Look it's in his backstory okay!? That's why he summoned Saber!"
"Wait you mean it wasn't just because I was off by an hour that I couldn't summon Saber!?!? It was a railroad!?!?!"
in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it
#THELEGENDNEVERDIES
[01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.
Al will follow this.
Fail me and I shall feast on your tears.
I would see Lancer as that one supposedly badass NPC that always seems to be the butt-end of all the campaign's bad luck.
Servant Profile: Idea Generator
Reality Marble: Countless Creations, Intense Inferno, Vast Vista
Score: 7 (Where's mah Grail!)
Random Servant Profile: Fraggle's Cult
(I knew I had this lying around somewhere!)
Truth
Y'know that time when Shinji offers to make an alliance with Shirou?
For once, he could be completely serious. And while we're on the topic of serious, Shinji as the only sane man has a certain appeal.
GM: And for the past ten years, Shinji has been raping his adopted sister.
Shinji: Say what?!
GM: With the aid and consent of their grandfather.
Shinji: You've got to be kidding me.
GM: Who is made of penis worms.
Shinji: SCREW YOU.
That's all, folks!
"Backstory? Anyone reads that?"
Wow, there are a lot of people eligible for Munchkin. Rin as one is looking pretty appealing now....
Wait, she just wanted to start a devil worshipping cult. So probably not munchkin. Hmm.
Come to think of it, what to do with Sakura? She's not really important until HF. Maybe she's the NPC the GM shoves in that steals all of the spotlight? If this ever uses HF. And then Shinji pinning her to the bed at the end isn't attempted rape, it's Shinji trying to be relevant again.
And then Sakura kills him and make a Deal With the Devil to becomes craptastically powerful.
.....Okay, I'm starting to see the appeal of Sakura as an Evil PC too. Evil Sakura sounds like more fun than a boatload of clowns.
That's all, folks!
Sakura is the NPC that the GM loves, but everyone else hates, the GM is Mike.
/joking
Have Sakura be the DM's Min-Maxing girlfriend, how do you think she got so powerful by the end of HF.
....And fits a side character ascending to prominence out of the blue. More or less.
That's all, folks!
Hmmm, not sure why I thought of this one... maybe working on this term paper has been getting to me.
"Hey. I've been wondering."
"...what?"
"Why is your Mom here and she's playing Caster?"
"What my mother does is none of your business! Besides, she has every right to join this game anyway!"
*raised eyebrows*
*smaller voice* "That and I was running out of people to fill the main Servants."
"Oh don't worry sweetie! I'm more than happy to help you and your friends with your little game."
Caster's Master: *stare* "Oh you know what? Fuck this. I'm outta here."
"Language young man!"
"No wait don't go-...dammit. Okay, I can fix this... uh... Caster kills off her old master in her backstory-"
"Oh but sweetie, I don't want to kill anyone."
Shirou: Dude your character is a dick.
Shinji: I didn't know any of that beforehand!
Rin: I shall have to cleanse your poor sister in the fires of your heathen gods before she can truly accept her faith.
Shinji: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
@^: YES. YES SO HARD.
in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it
#THELEGENDNEVERDIES
[01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.
"I use a roll to bake cookies."
"But mom, you are in the middle of a battle!"
"Okay, magical cookies."
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