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    The part where they laugh at you is a necessary initiation.

    Just do it faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    thinking of hitting up the olympic weightlifting club just to correct my deadlifts and properly learn cleans

    but theyll laugh at me for a) deadlifting like shit and b) do it with tiny amounts of weight
    Make your ancestors proud.

    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    So Karate the other day have me the best workout all year: On the up side I won the mock tournament and beat every student in the class, downside is that my legs are covered in bruises from so much kicking.

    Now I'm on holiday in Center Parcs with activities all week, I can't wait for my joint to seize up on Saturday

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    Debating which martial arts gym to join.... someone I know recommended the Tai Kwon Do one. Not sure...

    Finally started riding my bike; need to get my stamina up.

    #OwO#

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    Started a new diet 2-3 days ago, seem to have shed 1 kg so far

    (((INFUSE DEDICATION)))

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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Note to self, one-legged Crane style stuff from the Karate Kid only works on a dry floor.

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    I’m a twiggy little therapist. I got winded playing basketball for twenty minutes with my patients, some of whom are over 80.

    i have a 12 hour physical coming up and they will be testing me for PEDs.

    this should end well.
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Today is my mother's birthday and we just had family lunch. The dish was cozido (it's basically a stew with various vegetables, sausages and cuts of beef), and I ate like I never had a decent meal in my life.
    Basically, today I'm this thread's antithesis.

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    Old coworker saw me for the first time in a few months. Said I'm looking a lot bigger, especially in my shoulders and arms. Got an ego so big it's a wonder I was able to fit it through the door.

    But then I brought myself back to reality when I saw myself in a mirror and remembered that slightly larger than skeleton-thin is still pretty thin.
    Spoiler:
    Originally Posted by You
    when all the evils have given up their waifus, all the greats have left for med school, and there are no more at least 3 day battles to be fought what is left is

    not Tsukihime 2
    not DDD3
    not even Girl's Work

    but f/go

    and now f/go english

    that is what is waiting for you at the end of schadenfreude


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    I’m a twiggy little therapist. I got winded playing basketball for twenty minutes with my patients, some of whom are over 80.

    i have a 12 hour physical coming up and they will be testing me for PEDs.

    this should end well.
    Nevermind.

    apparanty the recruiter forgot to actually set the appointment.

    glad to see the American armed services showing that keen attention to detail that makes us feared and respected the world ‘round
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    The idea is to have enough gun you don’t gotta pay attention

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    And instead of the testing I was expecting, they drag me in for an unexpected eye exam.

    i feel like zed is about to walk in and nueralyze me
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Good luck at MEPS Tobias. I hope you enjoy your taste of private snuffy. You'll have to deal with boots like him for a long while. Buying cars he can't afford, marrying strippers, and comes crying to you when the divorce rolls around.

    There's no better place to be.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Uh, make sure you're passing your APFT tho. I dunno how it is in AMEDD but it's gonna be silly.

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    Started doing Muay Thai at the beginning of the week

    Fun stuff, I may be scrawny but at least I can keep going. My shins don't even hurt as much anymore! Just gotta keep it up
    [12:37] <I3uster> if playing overwatch would save my mother from the deathbed
    [12:37] <I3uster> id probably flip a coin
    [12:38] <I3uster> to see if i play or not

    [18:23] <frantic> spinach is like a caffeine zombie

    [18:23] <frantic> in AX he would like
    [18:23] <frantic> drink 8 shots of espresso
    [18:23] <frantic> then he'd turn to me an hour later
    [18:23] <frantic> 'frantic', he'd say, his eyes wild and his lips smug
    [18:23] <frantic> 'i need coffee'

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    Does anyone have any recommendations on how to increase shoulder hypertrophy?

    Been doing military presses/handstand stuff/incline press/shrugs and my shoulders are still tiny as fuwark

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    overhead presses
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Just wear shoulder pads, the 90s are chic again gosh
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post
    Does anyone have any recommendations on how to increase shoulder hypertrophy?

    Been doing military presses/handstand stuff/incline press/shrugs and my shoulders are still tiny as fuwark
    Lateral raises, be it with dumbbells or cables, and boxing workouts

    An old roommate of mine had disproportionately big shoulders and spent pretty much all of his workouts doing cardio, lateral raises, overhead shoulder presses, pushups and bag work.
    Spoiler:
    Originally Posted by You
    when all the evils have given up their waifus, all the greats have left for med school, and there are no more at least 3 day battles to be fought what is left is

    not Tsukihime 2
    not DDD3
    not even Girl's Work

    but f/go

    and now f/go english

    that is what is waiting for you at the end of schadenfreude


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    Also just be born with good bone structure

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