So, I ended up doing a sort of half-assed but not really translation for some of my friends, but considering that I'd say my Japanese is iffy at times, and I definitely noticed the details of some scenes (the explanation of Mjölnir in particular) flew over my head a bit, so if none of the usuals are gonna be available in the near future, I could share it, but I'd only really want to do it if someone better at Japanese than me who maybe don't want to translate this fully would take a look at and correct anything that's off.
So yeah, sort of a weird post I guess, take it as you will.