As promised... HERE IT IS!!!!
Warning: This crack fanfic contain contents of comedy, randomness, drama, horror, epicness, action, badassness, parody, stupidity, chaos, suffering, insanity, lulz, Breaking the 4th wall, Shout outs, crossovers, cameos, OOC moments, heartwarming moments, tear jerking moments, friendship, family, romance, and (a little bit... or alot of) Bromance.
Reader Description is advised...
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Special Thanks goes to Spinach-kun, Sherrinford-kun, and other fellow members of Beast's Lair for all of your support
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NOTE: I do not own anything as all the characters belong to their respected creators.
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Beast's Lair Fanfic Production presents...
A fanfiction written by keeper13...
Starring...
Lancer (or Cu Chulainn(#1)) of Fate/stay night
Lancer (or Proto!Lancer or Cu Chulainn(#2) or Setanta) of Fate/Prototype
with...
Lancer (or Zero!Lancer or Diarmuid Ua Duibne) of Fate/zero
Lancer (or Enkidu) of Fate/strange fake
Lancer (or Vlad) of Fate/EXTRA
Lancer (or Karna) of Fate/Apocrypha
Lancer (or Benkei) of Fate/Apocrypha
Lancer (or Elizabeth) of Fate/EXTRA CCC
Lancer (???) of Fate/Prototype: Fragments
and many more characters to come (featuring Guest Stars)...
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Table of Contents
Episode 1.1
Episode 1.2
Episode 1.3
Episode 1.4
Episode 1.5
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Episode 1.1
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!"The guy in black headphones, holding a small golden statue, ran through the corridors along with the blue-haired man and the long green-haired... person, "FUCK THIS SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!"
"Is it after us!? IS IT AFTER US?!!!" the one in green hair shouted while sprinting.
The blue-haired man looked back for a few second, then his eyes went wide and he starts picking up his pace with the first runner. The green-hair fellow furrowed his... (or her) eyebrow and curiously look back, which (s)he later regrets, and tries to catch up with the two after seeing not one, but three grotesque grunts chasing after them.
"I can't believe we got ourselves into this mess!!!" the one with green hair screamed.
"Goddamn that bastard and his goddamn game of his..." the blue one cursed.
Okay, if you're wondering how these two, along with the well-known Swedish YouTuber who keeps screaming "RUNLIKEABAWS!!!" numerous times, are in this place and why they are being chased by the 'bros'. Here's how it happens...
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9 hours earlier...
"What the Hell?! What do you mean there's no more reservation?!"
The blue-hair man, who everyone recognized him as Lancer...no, not that Lancer from Fate/stay night, but his twin brother from Fate/Prototype. He sometimes called Prototype Lancer, or Setanta (well, he would be called CuChulainn, but that's also his brother's name), but let's call him Proto!Lancer in this story.
Ahem, moving on...
Proto!Lancer was furious from another call that there's no more reservation at a 5-star restaurant that he was planning to go there with his girlfriend.
"You know what? Forget it! Nevermind!" He pressed END and resists his urges to throw his phone on the ground by putting it away in his pocket as he starts walking home from the convenience store.
Proto!Lancer then pulled out a cigarette and lighter from his other pocket. As he lights it, he heard someone calling out to him.
"Oi~! Se-kun~!" Proto!Lancer look to his right and saw the green-haired person, running across the street, which everyone knows him as Lancer from Fate/strange fake... but let's call him Enkidu.
"Yo." Proto!Lancer (or Se-kun as Enkidu always called him) greets, "You're in a good mood today."
"Yep! Look what I won at the lottery!" Enkidu pulled something out of his (her?) bag and presented the prize to him. "Tada~!"
"..."
"..."
"... That's it?"
"Yep!"
"... it's just a typical kitchen funnel."
"Correction: it's the 'Prize of the Day's Winner #166: A Kitchen Funnel'!"
"... Right..." He continues walking home.
"Aw, come on, Se-kun! At least I won something!" Enkidu whines.
"Whatever."
Enkidu lets out a sigh while walking with him. "...So... you found any good place for your next date with your girl."
"No, and this is the 3rd time it happens and I still got no reservation." Proto!Lancer puff out a smoke as dialed the home number to call his twin, "Tch, 'Third Times a Charm' my ass..."
"Well, what about Ahnenerbe?" Enkidu suggested as he walks with him.
"Nah, I already took her there three days ago. I want this dinner date to be more special than before." Proto!Lancer raised one eyebrow up he looked at his cellphone as he before putting it away, which somehow lost connection. Strange... Aniki's not picking up. He should already be home by now.
"MmmHmm... speaking of which, aren't you gonna introduced your girlfriend to your twin and Dia-kun."
Proto!Lancer dropped his cigarette down to the ground and stomps it to put it out and continues to reach their destination: the apartment where he's residing along with his twin and Diarmuid. "I would if she has anymore free time, then maybe... What the?"
"Hmm?" Enkidu looks at their apartment, and saw their door was broken down on the ground. "Whoa, did the Lion got loose, crashed into your home and attack you guys again?"
"No, I don't think so this time..." he shook his head, "And please, don't remind me about that. Ever. Again."
Yeah, that Lion incident... that's another story we'll talk about that next time...
Proto!Lancer slowly enters his home, followed by Enkidu, and inspects. Inside is in complete chaos right now: Furniture tipped over and out of place, the windows and the balcony glass door shattered, papers and book and broken plates scattered all over the ground, and a lone light bulb flickering on the ceiling.
"OH MY GAWD!!!!" Proto!Lancer turn to his attention to the source of Enkidu's cry. Enkidu, shaken, in front of the kitchen counter where a lone silver tray with small chocolate crumbs on it." THE CAKE?! IT'S GONE?!?!?!" Enkidu then points his accusing finger at Se-kun while sheddingtears of anger. "LIAR!! YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU GUYS SAVED THE LAST SLICE OF THAT CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE FOR ME!!!!!"
Yeah, that's the reason Enkidu came over with Se-kun is because they had a leftover cake they bought from the pastry shop and Enkidu is pretty much obliged to finish the last slice for them. But sadly, it's gone now.
Proto!Lancer twitched, "Can't you just drop it for a few seconds and focus on what matters?!" he puts his groceries on the ground and went down the hallway. "Oi! Aniki!? Diarmuid?!" He check every room, but no traces of the two were found. Man, where are you guys? What's going on here? A robbery? No...most of our stuffs are still here... except the cake though...
"Hey, was that there before?" Proto!Lancer heard Enkidu and ran back to check. There, he sees Enkidu point up something above the doorway. A note, it appears. Proto!Lancer jumps up and brought the note down. As he retrieved it, the two began to read:
I have your friends...
If you wish to save them... you must complete all the trials and tribulations that I have set for all of you...
If you fail to accomplished them... then you will never see your brother and your friends... EVER AGAIN!!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
Enkidu swallowed hard from reading that statement while Proto!Lancer ponders. Are they really never gonna see his brother and his friends ever again...? Well, he be glad that he will never get to see Vlad and Karna again... I mean to him, Vlad's is crazy, annoying, and goes on saying that one day he'll be more handsome, and Karna.......... let's just say... well... that's he's just too honest and he's really hard to deal with...that damn troll... he's like that Minakami girl... or even worse than that Minakami girl or that fake pr-
-Off topic! Off topic! -Anyway, movin' on!!
Proto!Lancer pulled out his cell phone, "That's it, I'm calling the cops-"
"But Se-kun, look!"
"Huh?" Proto!Lancer looked at the sentence that Enkidu was pointingat.
And if you ever try to contact to the authorities... then, your lady will be my next victim!!!
He grits his teeth as he clenched the note. Bastard! There's no way I'm letting him lay his filthy hands on her! He sighs as he puts away his cell phone, I guess we have no other choice. Proto!Lancer continues reading:
Now, to begin the first trial, look at the back of the note when you are done reading...
Until then... I wished you good luck... not! Fufufu...
Yours truly,
~IAMFABULOUS~
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"What kind of name is that?! I mean- C'MON! "IAMFABULOUS"?!"
"Actually," Enkidu corrected, "I think you meant "IAMFABULOUS" right there..."
Proto!Lancer stared at Enkidu with a deadpan expression on his face "..."
"You know, because with the colors print-"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!" Proto!Lancer yelled at Enkidu before turning his attention back at the note, then noticed something underneath this "kidnapper's name":
P.S.
I thank you for leaving out that delicious slice of that cake, for its taste was so divine and heavenly that I pity those who never got a chance to savor it.
"THAT FIEND!!!!" Enkidu cried out as he clenched his fist, "HOW DARE HE STEALS THAT SLICE THAT WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!!! HE. WILL. PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!"
Proto!Lancer stared Enkidu before he facepalm to himself, then Enkidu grabs him by the collar of his shirt and shakes him. "TURN THE PAGE! TURN THE PAGE!!! I WANNA FIND THAT MONSTER AND STANGLE HIM MYSELF!!!!"
"Alright! Alright! Calm down already! Sheesh!" Proto!Lancer manage get Enkidu off of him, and turns to the back of the note and reads what their first trial is...
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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Cliff-hanger~! LOL
Sorry about that!
Anyway, there we go! well, I tried my best, pardon the mistakes and all, but oh well! XD
Yep, it took me a while to begin this story, so I decided to begin with the "IAMFABULOUS Arc". Now, what trial they should start? Oh, and don't worry, well see the other Lancers and how they are doing while being held hostage in the next chapter!
So, stay tune for more of "The Life and Times/(Misadventures) of the Two Hounds (and the other Lancers)"
Also, can anyone guess who that guy that first appeared in the beginning of the chapter? I thank Dragoon for introducing me to his channel. XD