Use bite.Roll(1d20)+0:
18,+0
Total:18
Use bite.Roll(1d20)+0:
18,+0
Total:18
[18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
[18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
[18:32] hero: oh shit
[18:32] hero: spincess get
[18:32] hero: suck it fuckers
One zombie berserkers do not react to crotch shots.
Two Biting a zombie is ineffcitve damage unless you have a mega jaw. It also might set off our instincts.
Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger
Oh, I like this.
He decides to screw all the rules and tears one of his own arms off. He then proceeds to use said amputated arm to beat the zombies into an early--er, post mortem grave.
EDIT: I got 18, for the 1d20
I'm not sure if that's good or bad. I never played D&D.
Last edited by Fingolfin; June 5th, 2012 at 05:16 PM.
Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger
>Rolled an eleven
Take the mirror off the wall, and beat the mooks with it.
Nothing can possibly go wrong with this plan.
Exodus (Complete)
Mugen No Sekai
You attempted to beat the living (unlivng?) fuck out of the zombies with your L33T H4X50R SKILLZ. but unfortunately, you are still suffering from rigor mortis, and simply jerk your leg upwards into its crotch.
The Zombie, lacking pain receptors, is unperturbed by your groin attack, and continues forward towards your ally, who is taking a stupid amount of time to find her gun.
Panicking, you decide to do something rash, and grasp your right arm mightily by the shoulder and tear at it with all of your strength!
..Unfortunately, while your opponent is free of pain, you, on the other hand, while possessing cognitive ability, also feel pain.
And there is quite a large amount of it indeed.PAINPAINPAINPAINPAINPAINITHURTS
You should feel fortunate the pain is moderately deadened. But, with a satisfactory pop your arm is removed from your shoulder, and you now have a bludgeon!
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NEW WEAPON!
ARM OF DEATH
Description: IT'S YOUR FUCKING ARM! YOU RETARD!
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Still, you hold your stiff limb mightily, and proceed to swing it viciously at the skull of your foe!Fine, I shall assist you here, fool.
And with a sudden, crack, your opponent's skull is smashed in!
AN: wait what
how the fuck did you do that
are you a wizard
i swear this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen
/AN
Well, whatever, I suppose that you've got a pretty good weapon on you now, Tex.
Now, your ally has, at last, recovered her weapon, and is striding towards you confidently.
"Well, fine, I guess you need a guide, and I need a meat shield, so I suppose we have an agreement."
You nod, slightly irked at being assigned to being a glorified shield, but she speaks up once more.
"By the way, my name's Claire. What's your's? If you've got one, anyway.."
CLAIRE JOINED THE PARTY
CLASS: SNARKY SHOOTER, ALSO GUIDE.
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So, I ask of you, DO WE, IN FACT, HAVE A NAME/ALIAS/THING WE WISH TO BE KNOWN BY
... The pacifier
Zorg.
[18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
[18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
[18:32] hero: oh shit
[18:32] hero: spincess get
[18:32] hero: suck it fuckers
Paco.
Current Fanfics:
Spoiler:
*face slowly morphs into an empty stare. answer arrives with monotone voice*
...Guts.
Pepe.
quotes
[18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
[18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
[18:32] hero: oh shit
[18:32] hero: spincess get
[18:32] hero: suck it fuckers
Charlie Fitzgerald Molinhymer the 3rd. We also go by the name...
Barón Von Schwanzding
Last edited by Fingolfin; June 5th, 2012 at 08:24 PM.
Life.
Teasing the Penguin God!
Zoidberg!
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Marcus.
Try to reattach Arm. Damn it we couldn't even Kick?
Then let it break, if it shatters to pieces then forge an even better blade to take in hand. Should that blade crack then forge once again, untill the battlefield is a graveyard of blades that have fallen and but a single sword claims the field that embodies the world. Let that sword bear the world untill its time comes and time blows its dust to the winds. Then forge again.---Eric Dagger
You blink at Claire, and with a sweep of your severed arm that would have looked much more dashing had you been wearing more than what looks suspiciously like a loincloth, you intone:
"I AM THE GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT BARON VON SCHWANZDING, BUT YOU MAY KNOW ME SIMPLY AS... GUTS."
She turns to you, having finished recovering the supplies she sought, "Gatts?"
"NO, GUTS."
"Whatever, Gatts, let's get going."
You morosely follow your new companion, theatrical introduction ruined.
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You and Claire move stealthily through the abandoned hospital, towards the stairs, and then, hopefully, the exit.
You encounter a lone zombie, but it pays little attention to your lone approach, and you bash its head in with your severed limb.
Finally, you arrive at the stairs, but as you creep down the steps, a roar echos from down below.
Claire swallows, nervous, and gestures for you to begin your duties as Meat Shield.
There are suspiciously few zombies blocking your way, and the stairwell is quiet, too quiet, some might say.
You speak this thought aloud, and Claire reaches up and bonks you on the head, evidently not appreciating your color commentary.
At last, you reach the bottom floor, and unfortunately, this stairwell is a fire escape, and in order to exit quietly, you must proceed through the lobby..
The roar echos once more, coming from the lobby.
You move forwards, towards the door to the lobby, and you shove open the door violently, ready to meet your new foe.
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INTERMISSION!