Beast's Lair

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

Ooh, don't forget to treat the mods and admins like the Thought Police! Or at least unsavory versions of Santa Claus.

[The Silver Sky]

Glorious!

[Elf]

Altima, Darples, and Roadbuster are mentioned, where the fuck am I?

(Sad face.)

[Dark Pulse]

I protest this extremely OOC Mike1984.

But otherwise, do want moar.

[mangafreak7793]

Altima, Darples, and Roadbuster are mentioned, where the fuck am I?

(Sad face.)

Your probably on the rooftops of a very popular brothel that you own as the queen of lemon/porn.

[Suncofold]

Somehow I don't think Mike is so...amused. Mike skips amused and goes straight to indignant rage.

[Satehi]

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Advertising anarchy to destroy BL on a level he posts fucking FANFICTION

I sure hope someone gets this, don't fail me BL

[SeiKeo]

I protest this extremely OOC Mike1984.

But otherwise, do want moar.

I want to know why we don't have more Mike1984 figurines, he's the protag for god's sake? I mean, we get all these RadiantBeam figures and she barely even shows up!

[mangafreak7793]

Somehow I don't think Mike is so...amused. Mike skips amused and goes straight to indignant rage.

Don't worry, I'm sure he asked Mike for the rights to use him in his fic.

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

My reaction to this fic/thread:


Proceed. You have my full attention, and then some.

Mike as protag of the year!

[Flame]

I protest this extremely OOC Mike1984.

My thoughts exactly.

[Kotonoha]

I feel like TW is trying to tell us something here and we are all failing to grasp it

[Theocrass]

He is obviously proposing to me.

[Elf]

Your probably on the rooftops of a very popular brothel that you own as the queen of lemon/porn.

. . . I doubt that.

Maybe I'm the final boss or something.

[Seika]

It's almost like a spin-off of Fate/Beyond Time ... but less Nasu-based, and actually a fair bit more interesting (sorry, guys ). Hmm ...

Anyway, is this just to tease us, or should we expect any more?

Seika as a masseuse that crushes spines

Heh. The image this brings up ...

"Now, you should be feeling much better," Seika said soothingly. "Nicely relaxed, all your muscles should be much looser, all the tension drained away. Is that right?"

Listening to her soft, low, voice, Hymn simply nodded. The movement was slow and dreamlike, fitting the hazy feeling of time spent in this house, tended to by careful hands.

Then there was a sudden crack as Seika slammed the point of her elbow into his spine.

"SO, ARE YOU READY TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PARTHENON AND THE PANTHEON NOW, YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH??"




...

[mangafreak7793]

. . . I doubt that.

Maybe I'm the final boss or something.

Does that mean, I'm a slime on their road to defeating the demon king (You)

[Flame]

I feel like TW is trying to tell us something here and we are all failing to grasp it

1. No one ever took Theocrass seriously, with or without Mod abilities
2. Beasts Lair isn't Beasts Lair if it is 'plagued' by moderators
3. Mike is a very intelligent and badass person


That's all I got from reading the chapter. If there's something between the lines, then it escaped me.

[Aiden]

. . . I doubt that.

Maybe I'm the final boss or something.

... what would you even wield as your weapon in that case?

@Seika: I think I adore you.

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

Heh. The image this brings up ...

"Now, you should be feeling much better," Seika said soothingly. "Nicely relaxed, all your muscles should be much looser, all the tension drained away. Is that right?"

Listening to her soft, low, voice, Hymn simply nodded. The movement was slow and dreamlike, fitting the hazy feeling of time spent in this house, tended to by careful hands.

Then there was a sudden crack as Seika slammed the point of her elbow into his spine.

"SO, ARE YOU READY TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PARTHENON AND THE PANTHEON NOW, YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH??"




...

*swoons*

Perfect. Utterly perfect.

The timing and set-up to that was wonderful, Mistress. May I have another?

... what would you even wield as your weapon in that case?

Banhammer, obviously.

Assisted by a wolf.

[SeiKeo]

... what would you even wield as your weapon in that case?

The Great American Challenge.