Yep.
Official Opening Theme (Ignore the Video)
Expect updates on a weekly schedule. Shirou Haganai will be probably updated in a month's time sadly because the muse for it simply died.
And because Zombie Shirou.
Index:
Chapter 1- Ore wa, Zombie-ssu(LOOK BELOW)
Chapter 2- Explanations, Whozits and Break-dancing.
Chapter 3- School Days Part I
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CHAPTER 1- Ore wa, Zombie-ssu.
I'm falling.
Falling, from a unknown sky.
Onto an unknown world.
Where nothing I know will be the same.
All utterly useless.
But, it was the only way.
The only way for everyone to be saved.
Destroying the grail in-spite of what Saber and Rin said. It was something I had to do. I'm sorry I couldn't stay.
“...I'm sorry.”
And with those last words, I shut my eyelids closed and waited for the inevitable fate that awaited me.
The fate given to me by Ilya. Still hating me even after becoming part of the Grail. Twisting my wish to live.
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Until-
SPLASH
“-----------!” I struggled to breathe after hitting what sounded like water. I open my eyes to see I've landed in public recreation center's pool. It was pretty deep from where I was currently.
Swimming up I saw it was nighttime wherever I was. The surroundings were similar to Japanese architecture, so I assumed I was in this world's Japan.
How dandy.
“Well of all the luck...” I muttered. You had to be lucky to be able to survive falling from something odd feet after just being transported from another world.
“...I guess I'll look around.” I said to myself. Getting out of the pool and exiting the facility I come upon the street. My assumption was correct that I was in indeed Japan still.
Still, it wasn't Fuyuki. And I wasn't getting back anytime soon.
Before I could think about my situation any longer, I heard the sound of large truck honking from my right and saw a silver-haired girl dressed in strange clothing in the middle of the road about to be struck from a speeding 8-wheeler.
Without thinking, I sped into action. I ran towards the girl and pushed her out of the way.
Time slowed.
I could feel it.
The pain of being struck by such a large vehicle at such a speed. All of it in one moment.
I knew this was truly the end.
And it all turned black.
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But, yet again, I was saved.
Seeing light enter my vision, I slowly opened my eyes to find a unfamiliar ceiling. And the strange girl I saved.
Along with other unknown faces.
“...Where am I? I thought I was dead.”
Getting a pen and notepad, she writes down, 'Yes. You were. But I brought you back.'
“Brought me...back?” I said slowly.
“Yeah, she did. But there's a catch Mr. Dude.” Said the guy with grayish hair.
“You were brought back to life... AS A ZOMBIE!” The small girl with brown hair told me.
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“...Wait, WHAT?! I'm a zombie now?!”
And with that statement, our protagonist Shirou Emiya was more confused than ever in his life and could only think of one thing to do.
He fainted.
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I need more muse to make chapters longer.
But its becoming more increasingly so that I stare at a blank space for long time and feel like I can't come up with anything.
Is this what being a writer sounds like?
My brain hurts